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[tweet: 988509450699915264, from: @faithflaherty3 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:06:33(HIGH,0,0,0) I hope in my next life, I won’t have a mother like... your one crazy  woman trying to make money brainwashing children’s! I won’t be surprised if you are part of thi cults #Luciferian #Illuminate #Pedovore #PedoGate #SpiritCookingpic.twitter.com/snYFHOeBWJ]
[tweet: 988471122588037120, from: @halfwaytohobo (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:34:15(HIGH,0,0,0) RESOLVED: everything is better with Constance Wu.]
[tweet: 988481224338558977, from: @validskepticism (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:14:23(LOW,0,0,0) I think you meant "oh person"]

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I hope in my next life, I won’t have a mother like... your one crazy  woman trying to make money brainwashing children’s! I won’t be surprised if you are part of thi cults #Luciferian #Illuminate #Pedovore #PedoGate #SpiritCookingpic.twitter.com/snYFHOeBWJ
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RESOLVED: everything is better with Constance Wu.
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I think you meant "oh person"
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[tweet: 988454734922174465, from: @jessicavalenti (VERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:29:08, reply to 988454454306406402 from  (UNKNOWN,6,109,7) As for an argument against accurate & respectful terminology, not so much]
[tweet: 988458932589887488, from: @pvgm10 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:45:48(HIGH,0,4,0) Two wrongs don't make a right. Get rid of your hokey gender bullshit and Shapiro get rid of his hokey religion. There, everything is fixed]
[tweet: 988481907053793280, from: @bonefig (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:17:06(HIGH,0,0,0) Truly, he has the most appropriate initials.]
[tweet: 988455521215832066, from: @usapatriotradio (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:32:15(HIGH,0,7,1) It’s not accurate in the least. E.g. The definition of a cisgender person is someone “assigned” a gender? So it’s just assigned by the overlords, and not based on genitalia or chromosomes?]
[tweet: 988458711759884288, from: @forgetheflowers (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:44:56(HIGH,0,1,1) They don't test every baby's chromosomes before they're deemed to be female or male. The doctor makes the determination and sometimes the chromosomes contradict that determination. Hence, the use of the word "assigned."]
[tweet: 988455964603920386, from: @cali_210 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:34:01(LOW,1,8,0) Your kids needs help...and not from you.]
[tweet: 988489120866545664, from: @nelsm123 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:45:46(LOW,0,0,0) Kids are free to change their minds about spiritual matters whenever. When someone because indoctrinated to the point they uncritically decide to undergo gender reassignment surgery--that is a big problem.]
[tweet: 988483920550391808, from: @usa___forever (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:25:06(LOW,0,0,0) Says the "bitch face".]
[tweet: 988476547425275906, from: @mv30379175 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:55:48(LOW,0,1,1) you are not a good person.  You do know that, right?]

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As for an argument against accurate & respectful terminology, not so much
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It’s not accurate in the least. E.g. The definition of a cisgender person is someone “assigned” a gender? So it’s just assigned by the overlords, and not based on genitalia or chromosomes?
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They don't test every baby's chromosomes before they're deemed to be female or male. The doctor makes the determination and sometimes the chromosomes contradict that determination. Hence, the use of the word "assigned."
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Get rid of your hokey gender bullshit and Shapiro get rid of his hokey religion. There, everything is fixed
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Kids are free to change their minds about spiritual matters whenever. When someone because indoctrinated to the point they uncritically decide to undergo gender reassignment surgery--that is a big problem.
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you are not a good person.  You do know that, right?
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Your kids needs help...and not from you.
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Truly, he has the most appropriate initials.
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Says the "bitch face".
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[tweet: 988454734922174465, from: @jessicavalenti (VERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:29:08(HIGH,6,109,8) As for an argument against accurate & respectful terminology, not so much]
[tweet: 988457208865345538, from: @simeone1mark (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:38:57(HIGH,3,25,6) The fact that you are fine with sexual content actual or deviant is taught to your 7 year old is abusive. sexuality should be far from the thoughts of a child. It's  desensitizing in the case of children who do not know better or the entire subject  it is abusive and damaging]
[tweet: 988462512092909568, from: @knrmesh (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:00:02(HIGH,0,29,7) The chart doesn't even mention sex. It mentions love, which children are absolutely capable of understanding.]
[tweet: 988466148655222784, from: @simeone1mark (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:14:29(HIGH,0,6,3) Again you now make my point even further  you omitted the part about transgender confusion. That was the sexuality I spoke of as far as deviant acts of sex such as sodomy I would hope I do not have to say it's inappropriate for a seven year old.  No matter it's desensitizing.]
[tweet: 988468114605137926, from: @seuiuvs (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:22:18(HIGH,0,27,3) Gender identity has nothing to do with having sex.]
[tweet: 988471641263964160, from: @tsgtusafret1994 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:36:18(HIGH,0,7,7) Just going to leave this here:http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/21/college-of-pediatricians-calls-transgender-ideology-child-abuse/ …]
[tweet: 988472580863614976, from: @simeone1mark (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:40:02(HIGH,2,5,1) If we refuse to characterize issues as they really are  these people with an agenda will work to normalize  what is commonly known as deviant behavior by people with psychological issues.]
[tweet: 988463268619603968, from: @tauriqmoosa (VERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:03:02(HIGH,0,8,0) Lol BS]
[tweet: 988457474654134273, from: @libertyzac (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:40:01(HIGH,0,9,0) Which you do at home. Coincidentally that is the only place where it is appropriate to teach the things that you posted to second grade children.]
[tweet: 988487217222955009, from: @raidern8ionsam (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:38:12(HIGH,0,2,1) I’m pretty sure it says SCIENCE in his statement. No other species conducts themselves like this except humans. If they did, they wouldn’t survive.]
[tweet: 988504384609845249, from: @sitcompsychic (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:46:25(HIGH,0,2,1) Hella animals are gay, but k.]
[tweet: 988507678858186752, from: @raidern8ionsam (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:59:30(HIGH,0,0,0) Proof. And show me their offspring.]
[tweet: 988495113516142592, from: @clafount (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:09:35(HIGH,0,2,0) Ben Shapiro threads are good for finding jerks to block and not much else.]
[tweet: 988521067982573570, from: @murphymaha (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:52:43(HIGH,0,1,0) More liberal fraud/BS: no way a 2nd grade kid did that writing.  Amazing even for a lib that you would sacrifice your child on the propaganda alter.  You and your komrades really are mentally unbalanced.]
[tweet: 988481861956579330, from: @skin_munchkin (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:16:55(HIGH,0,1,0) 'Ben Shapiro (inevitably) DESTROYS Ben Shapiro']
[tweet: 988480533691805696, from: @streathamcomics (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:11:38(HIGH,0,1,0) This why I don't block or mute all the haters & ratbags. Because they always own themselves eventually :)]
[tweet: 988515277326508032, from: @jensyn_sais_pas (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:29:42(HIGH,0,0,0) Love how people say “that’s the parents job to teach.” Well, we end up teaching a lot of stuff that would be generally considered the “parents” Also, a situation in the class may have warranted this conversation, like perhaps kids were using “gay” as a slur.]
[tweet: 988505341037039616, from: @simeone1mark (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:50:13(HIGH,0,0,0) For all of you following this who like a comment claiming the chart mentions " love". Read the chart it never mentions love it refers to " romantic feelings" if you are to lazy to read then do not offer comment.  I deal in facts and that is just too bad for all of you]
[tweet: 988491964155752448, from: @islandguy0307 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:57:04(HIGH,0,0,0) Yeah. What Ben said. Lol.]
[tweet: 988483090006921216, from: @guyofhorses (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:21:48(HIGH,0,0,0) Depends on which religion you’re talking about.]
[tweet: 988455142491148295, from: @jeremyphilosoph (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:30:45(HIGH,0,0,0) @benshapiro One should be skeptical and critical of all religious  & religious-like structures, whether Judaism, Catholoicism, intersectionality, and infinitely long lists of game theoretic unstable systems of sexual desire.]
[tweet: 988455391032938503, from: @praxiskenzie (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:31:44(HIGH,0,15,3) Ben knows his daughter can physically overpower him and as such lives in fear of her learning anything he didn't pre-approve]
[tweet: 988457043307577349, from: @codapher (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:38:18(HIGH,0,6,1) Is religion taught in school? My guess is you don’t know. Seems like you skipped school in general.]
[tweet: 988473249548984322, from: @sycartes59 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:42:42(HIGH,0,2,1) I love how many people replying seem to forget that there are many many children who go to religious preschools and kindergartens where religion is taught right alongside English and math.]
[tweet: 988468846406389760, from: @lizakateisgreat (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:25:12(HIGH,0,1,1) When right wing dbags accidentally own themselvespic.twitter.com/Yqu6OzZJoY]
[tweet: 988507250154180608, from: @robertnallenjr (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:57:48(HIGH,0,0,0) You are sick.  But loves you.]
[tweet: 988503902638166017, from: @papalpenguin (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:44:30(HIGH,0,0,0) Except the fact that one is presented as religion and the other presented as (baseless) science]
[tweet: 988491280354340865, from: @runningpaladin2 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:54:21(HIGH,0,0,0) So u would be fine with your kid learning about religion in school? Of course not lol you’ll feed the kid the same prescription pills you are currently using and move on.]
[tweet: 988491209164382208, from: @davidameyer (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:54:04(HIGH,0,0,0) Your kid isn;t being taught, they are being indoctrinated. The good news is that in 20 years, we'll all be able to see how this social engineering works out.]
[tweet: 988459741113475083, from: @usapatriotradio (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:49:01(HIGH,0,6,1) That’s simply incorrect. Religion has little to do with science. It has much more to do with faith, tradition, and moral values.  Human biology, on the other hand, has everything to do with science.]
[tweet: 988476641742589952, from: @norma_demby (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:56:11(HIGH,0,2,2) Most if not all religions stem from a revelation story that is simply inconsistent with scientific evidence]
[tweet: 988459240321900550, from: @boncarte (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:47:02(LOW,0,1,1) Maybe neither religion nor gender identity should be pushed on children?]
[tweet: 988465997844746240, from: @debbz8 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:13:53(LOW,0,0,1) Taught by parents only and never "pushed"! When children go through life and around age 21 when the brain is fully formed the learning process via critical thinking is engaged the learning and figuring things out continues.]
[tweet: 988478617612111872, from: @muther_mettle (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:04:02(LOW,0,2,1) As if it isn’t through toys, commercials, clothing, cartoons, books etc with which children come into contact ... gender is EVERYWHERE. Children are not incapable of understanding, they make up games constructed around gender ‘norms.’ It is parental fear at issue here]
[tweet: 988508964961902593, from: @debbz8 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:04:37(LOW,0,0,1) Information children glean through their formative years is not being taught as you intimate. Throughout life the parents were the teachers through discussion and expounding. It is not up to schools or others to impose their views or leanings on vulnerable children, period!]
[tweet: 988510639462277120, from: @muther_mettle (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:11:16(LOW,0,1,1) Have you ever been on a playground or randomly listened to teen conversations (your presence concealed).  They know much more than parents give them credit for (often more contemporary cultural thought).]
[tweet: 988511274375016448, from: @muther_mettle (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:13:48(LOW,0,1,0) Awareness these socio-cultural factors is not intimate, it is a form of understanding and formative, labeling as we are apt to do. You not wanting them known or taught doesn’t make their existence disappear from the minds of youth, as much as you puritanically desire.]
[tweet: 988458078554218497, from: @kingisaac1775 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:42:25(LOW,1,4,3) Is being a pedophile a recognized and respected identity yet?]
[tweet: 988525157261172736, from: @ridgewaygirl01 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 02:08:58(LOW,0,0,1) Another fine traditionalist who has no concept of consent. Of course, that isn't important in the Bible, where women are bought, sold and offered in exchange for the lives of strangers.   But God forbid a child understand that sometimes boys like boys, amirite?]
[tweet: 988529382565253125, from: @kingisaac1775 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 02:25:45(LOW,0,0,0) These are sexual identies. As in what turns you on. I don't care if some men find another mans butthole attractive. 7 is too young to explore sexuality.]
[tweet: 988503871285858304, from: @_une_femme_ (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:44:23(LOW,0,3,0) The fact that adults equate gayness/being trans with sexual activity, really shows you what they have an issue with. It's ok if queer sex grosses you out, we don't want you anyway. And we want the children to be better than you, there is no room for bigotry.]
[tweet: 988458412794175494, from: @annulus_of_zinn (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:43:44(LOW,0,4,0) In which JV unwittingly makes a v good argument for school choice]
[tweet: 988471645823123461, from: @ozziednelson (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:36:19(LOW,0,2,0) Yes, neither unscientific controversial gender theories and religion should be taught in public schools.]
[tweet: 988522578724696064, from: @mewoodsii (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:58:43(LOW,0,0,0) Arrogant, quick-witted, humorous and wrong is still wrong.]
[tweet: 988497592152707072, from: @capitalismcures (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:19:26(LOW,0,0,0) Is religion scientifically baseless?]
[tweet: 988497008435527680, from: @reus_sebastian (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:17:06(LOW,0,0,0) Religion is moral values and ethics. What you are doing here is indoctrination of a radical left ideology that doesnt believe science or simple biology. Call the police to take her kids away, she is a lunatic]
[tweet: 988495978528428037, from: @djcgohogs (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:13:01(LOW,0,0,0) U be U Jessica and quit bullying other people that don’t believe the crap you do.]
[tweet: 988493125424504832, from: @pensyanks (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:01:41(LOW,0,0,0) People like you are very, very scary.]
[tweet: 988493044965167104, from: @arthur_klein1 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:01:21(LOW,0,0,0) what ? his name is BS ?]
[tweet: 988473077603356672, from: @leahblaylock (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:42:01(LOW,0,0,0) Teaching children religion is important. I am not religious, but... my mother is. I am greatful for the religious beliefs and morality she taught us, even though I dont believe in what she does. More importantly teach them not to believe everything religious people say.]

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The fact that you are fine with sexual content actual or deviant is taught to your 7 year old is abusive. sexuality should be far from the thoughts of a child. It's  desensitizing in the case of children who do not know better or the entire subject  it is abusive and damaging
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Again you now make my point even further  you omitted the part about transgender confusion. That was the sexuality I spoke of as far as deviant acts of sex such as sodomy I would hope I do not have to say it's inappropriate for a seven year old.  No matter it's desensitizing.
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As for an argument against accurate & respectful terminology, not so much
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If we refuse to characterize issues as they really are  these people with an agenda will work to normalize  what is commonly known as deviant behavior by people with psychological issues.
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As if it isn’t through toys, commercials, clothing, cartoons, books etc with which children come into contact ... gender is EVERYWHERE. Children are not incapable of understanding, they make up games constructed around gender ‘norms.’ It is parental fear at issue here
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That’s simply incorrect. Religion has little to do with science. It has much more to do with faith, tradition, and moral values.

Human biology, on the other hand, has everything to do with science.
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The chart doesn't even mention sex. It mentions love, which children are absolutely capable of understanding.
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Teaching children religion is important. I am not religious, but... my mother is. I am greatful for the religious beliefs and morality she taught us, even though I dont believe in what she does. More importantly teach them not to believe everything religious people say.
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@benshapiro One should be skeptical and critical of all religious  & religious-like structures, whether Judaism, Catholoicism, intersectionality, and infinitely long lists of game theoretic unstable systems of sexual desire.
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Another fine traditionalist who has no concept of consent. Of course, that isn't important in the Bible, where women are bought, sold and offered in exchange for the lives of strangers. 

But God forbid a child understand that sometimes boys like boys, amirite?
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I love how many people replying seem to forget that there are many many children who go to religious preschools and kindergartens where religion is taught right alongside English and math.
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Information children glean through their formative years is not being taught as you intimate. Throughout life the parents were the teachers through discussion and expounding. It is not up to schools or others to impose their views or leanings on vulnerable children, period!
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Ben knows his daughter can physically overpower him and as such lives in fear of her learning anything he didn't pre-approve
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Is being a pedophile a recognized and respected identity yet?
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Taught by parents only and never "pushed"! When children go through life and around age 21 when the brain is fully formed the learning process via critical thinking is engaged the learning and figuring things out continues.
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Awareness these socio-cultural factors is not intimate, it is a form of understanding and formative, labeling as we are apt to do. You not wanting them known or taught doesn’t make their existence disappear from the minds of youth, as much as you puritanically desire.
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Which you do at home. Coincidentally that is the only place where it is appropriate to teach the things that you posted to second grade children.
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The fact that adults equate gayness/being trans with sexual activity, really shows you what they have an issue with. It's ok if queer sex grosses you out, we don't want you anyway. And we want the children to be better than you, there is no room for bigotry.
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Have you ever been on a playground or randomly listened to teen conversations (your presence concealed).  They know much more than parents give them credit for (often more contemporary cultural thought).
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Is religion taught in school? My guess is you don’t know. Seems like you skipped school in general.
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I’m pretty sure it says SCIENCE in his statement. No other species conducts themselves like this except humans. If they did, they wouldn’t survive.
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Most if not all religions stem from a revelation story that is simply inconsistent with scientific evidence
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For all of you following this who like a comment claiming the chart mentions " love". Read the chart it never mentions love it refers to " romantic feelings" if you are to lazy to read then do not offer comment.  I deal in facts and that is just too bad for all of you
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Love how people say “that’s the parents job to teach.” Well, we end up teaching a lot of stuff that would be generally considered the “parents” Also, a situation in the class may have warranted this conversation, like perhaps kids were using “gay” as a slur.
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More liberal fraud/BS: no way a 2nd grade kid did that writing.  Amazing even for a lib that you would sacrifice your child on the propaganda alter.  You and your komrades really are mentally unbalanced.
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Yes, neither unscientific controversial gender theories and religion should be taught in public schools.
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Gender identity has nothing to do with having sex.
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In which JV unwittingly makes a v good argument for school choice
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Religion is moral values and ethics. What you are doing here is indoctrination of a radical left ideology that doesnt believe science or simple biology. Call the police to take her kids away, she is a lunatic
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Maybe neither religion nor gender identity should be pushed on children?
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So u would be fine with your kid learning about religion in school? Of course not lol you’ll feed the kid the same prescription pills you are currently using and move on.
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Your kid isn;t being taught, they are being indoctrinated. The good news is that in 20 years, we'll all be able to see how this social engineering works out.
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'Ben Shapiro (inevitably) DESTROYS Ben Shapiro'
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These are sexual identies. As in what turns you on. I don't care if some men find another mans butthole attractive. 7 is too young to explore sexuality.
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This why I don't block or mute all the haters & ratbags. Because they always own themselves eventually :)
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When right wing dbags accidentally own themselvespic.twitter.com/Yqu6OzZJoY
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Just going to leave this here:http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/21/college-of-pediatricians-calls-transgender-ideology-child-abuse/ …
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Except the fact that one is presented as religion and the other presented as (baseless) science
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Ben Shapiro threads are good for finding jerks to block and not much else.
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Hella animals are gay, but k.
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Is religion scientifically baseless?
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Depends on which religion you’re talking about.
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Arrogant, quick-witted, humorous and wrong is still wrong.
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U be U Jessica and quit bullying other people that don’t believe the crap you do. 
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Proof. And show me their offspring.
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You are sick.  But loves you.
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People like you are very, very scary.
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Lol BS
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what ? his name is BS ?
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Yeah. What Ben said. Lol.
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[tweet: 988451156346142726, from: @ingridanne15 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:14:54(HIGH,0,0,1) @TrumpsAlert @kanyewest Probably wants to steal designs.]

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@TrumpsAlert @kanyewest Probably wants to steal designs.
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[tweet: 988206938335956992, from: @monpetitfour (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 05:04:28(HIGH,0,1,0) God I love New York.]
[tweet: 988522504619773958, from: @adamcox11 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:58:25(HIGH,0,0,0) We don't take kindly to your type around here. - New Yorkers]
[tweet: 988505949567627264, from: @toddcanofari (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:52:38(HIGH,0,0,0) The tolerant left. Sickening]
[tweet: 988498107544539140, from: @redstate2012 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:21:28(HIGH,0,0,0) Who are the fascists now?  You liberals are bunch of pathetic snowflakes-destroying everything you touch!! Shame on you!]
[tweet: 988429048073334785, from: @sepaige (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 07:47:03(HIGH,0,0,1) He probably chose that bar on purpose. He hasn’t been in the news lately, and since he makes money on being an alt-right “victim”, it’s an income generator. The video is no more contentious than a Red Sox fan in a Yankees bar, but if I’m right, the DSA played into his hands.]
[tweet: 988429320854044672, from: @sepaige (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 07:48:08(HIGH,0,0,0) (I did think what they did was awesome though!)]
[tweet: 988192566712643584, from: @notthatrkelly (VERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:07:22(HIGH,0,0,0) That time when he confused "Democratic Socialist" with "National Socialist?"]
[tweet: 988501924730343424, from: @theoffender7717 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:36:38(HIGH,0,0,0) Yep. There's an example of the "tolerant" Left. You ARE the Fascists!]
[tweet: 988187437108219905, from: @adamski320 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:46:59(LOW,0,3,0) Nah. He chose a bar with a clientele who don’t know what Nazis are.]
[tweet: 988254482944446464, from: @ethnostatenmars (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 08:13:24(LOW,0,1,0) You have no kids.  You will die alone]
[tweet: 988517242378817541, from: @lucycat29311 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:37:31(LOW,0,0,0) What make you so high and mighty? You're a disgusting human being. I hope I run into on the street someday.]
[tweet: 988393871762747392, from: @szyrowskidaniel (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 05:27:17(LOW,0,0,0) #LeftistCensorship #LeftistTerrorism #Trump2020 #BuildTheWall]
[tweet: 988205885544648705, from: @dummyaccounting (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 05:00:17(LOW,0,0,0) if nothing else far fewer jewy guys would quietly drink themselves to death after realizing they could have been treating women like shit all that time and might have been better off if they had.]
[tweet: 988205481465442304, from: @dummyaccounting (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:58:41(LOW,0,0,0) seriously it's not like feminists have a roman curia, y'all could make douching and shaving not just legal but a whole new wave. 4th wave feminism admits women are foolish not to take the deal bros offer.]
[tweet: 988205054514655233, from: @dummyaccounting (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:56:59(LOW,0,0,0) that chant is the most exciting thing feminists have done. I wonder why feminine hygiene remains such anathema, imagine a het feminist herd having sunday morning purity parties where they douche out last nights free drinks and greater community rent rebate provider.]
[tweet: 988190843302567936, from: @constance (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:00:31(LOW,0,0,0) He chose the wrong city.]

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He probably chose that bar on purpose. He hasn’t been in the news lately, and since he makes money on being an alt-right “victim”, it’s an income generator. The video is no more contentious than a Red Sox fan in a Yankees bar, but if I’m right, the DSA played into his hands.
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that chant is the most exciting thing feminists have done. I wonder why feminine hygiene remains such anathema, imagine a het feminist herd having sunday morning purity parties where they douche out last nights free drinks and greater community rent rebate provider.
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Nah. He chose a bar with a clientele who don’t know what Nazis are.
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That time when he confused "Democratic Socialist" with "National Socialist?"
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if nothing else far fewer jewy guys would quietly drink themselves to death after realizing they could have been treating women like shit all that time and might have been better off if they had.
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seriously it's not like feminists have a roman curia, y'all could make douching and shaving not just legal but a whole new wave. 4th wave feminism admits women are foolish not to take the deal bros offer.
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Who are the fascists now?  You liberals are bunch of pathetic snowflakes-destroying everything you touch!! Shame on you!
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What make you so high and mighty? You're a disgusting human being. I hope I run into on the street someday.
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#LeftistCensorship #LeftistTerrorism #Trump2020 #BuildTheWall
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Yep. There's an example of the "tolerant" Left. You ARE the Fascists!
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You have no kids.  You will die alone
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(I did think what they did was awesome though!)
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We don't take kindly to your type around here. - New Yorkers
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The tolerant left. Sickening
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He chose the wrong city.
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God I love New York.
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[tweet: 988169344252334081, from: @coifsh (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:35:05(HIGH,0,0,2) It's already started???]
[tweet: 988171007348355072, from: @jessicavalenti (VERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:41:42(HIGH,0,2,1) no, i just watched the first few episodes via screeners]
[tweet: 988171635692920833, from: @coifsh (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:44:11(HIGH,0,2,1) I'm so jealous of your life. Apart from all the trolls. Not so. Much that. Is it amazing?]
[tweet: 988173692176826368, from: @jessicavalenti (VERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:52:22(HIGH,0,4,1) so so good. (but scary)]
[tweet: 988174116690817024, from: @coifsh (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:54:03(HIGH,0,1,1) It's the not knowing what might happen now that's exciting. Kinda like the scenes with Ofglen last season. Taking me outside a story I know inside out, and being terrifying and excellent. I might boke with excitement.]
[tweet: 988170050002616321, from: @jenashleywright (VERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:37:53(HIGH,0,7,1) Is it great? Please tell me it as smart and well structured as the first season (I am pretty psyched for it to come back.)]
[tweet: 988170762459762688, from: @jessicavalenti (VERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:40:43(HIGH,0,20,2) It's the best television I've watched in a long time]
[tweet: 988173170166378496, from: @jessdouglas37 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:50:17(HIGH,0,1,1) this sent me for a loop because I thought it was out and called my mom screechingpic.twitter.com/Sr5kCY0jZ2]
[tweet: 988173736166789120, from: @jessicavalenti (VERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:52:32(HIGH,0,1,0) sorry!!]
[tweet: 988169777335160841, from: @_une_femme_ (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:36:48(HIGH,0,0,1) Wait a second? You've seen it already?]
[tweet: 988170916835274762, from: @jessicavalenti (VERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:41:20(HIGH,0,2,1) first few episodes, via screener]
[tweet: 988171622719873024, from: @_une_femme_ (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:44:08(HIGH,0,1,0) So jelly, doing a rewatch of the first season. Although this show is horrifying, I love it.]
[tweet: 988172352650346497, from: @comfortablysmug (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:47:02(HIGH,0,3,1) @wstafrican]
[tweet: 988170081388695552, from: @dynarski (VERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:38:01(HIGH,0,3,0) You. Are. MEAN. Two more days for us.]
[tweet: 988187155787902977, from: @jess_h_b (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:45:52(HIGH,0,0,1) So haven’t watched the series but the book shook me. Does it closely follow the book?]
[tweet: 988197006056312832, from: @ecumystic (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:25:00(HIGH,0,1,1) Season 1 of Handmaid's Tale ends where the plot of the book ends (there's a post-script, but anyway). So season 2 is new territory for anyone familiar w the book!]
[tweet: 988197290228830208, from: @carolhoward (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:26:08(HIGH,0,0,1) Did Margaret Atwood write it?]
[tweet: 988205463589343232, from: @ecumystic (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:58:37(HIGH,0,0,1) The book? yes -- not sure if she's involved in the tv show at all, though]
[tweet: 988474854302212097, from: @tauriqmoosa (VERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:49:04(HIGH,0,0,0) Is this the actual show or you referring to Trump/Pence America?]
[tweet: 988322412482752512, from: @rainyday80 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:43:19(HIGH,0,0,0) I CANNOT watch that show. I've tried and I can't go to sleep afterwards. That show just grabs me and won't let go.]
[tweet: 988254994255101953, from: @meag_obrady (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 08:15:26(HIGH,0,0,0) I can’t watch it. Too real.]
[tweet: 988242577832009728, from: @jessluvspurple (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 07:26:05(HIGH,0,0,0) And this is why I can’t watch that show.]
[tweet: 988198202728964097, from: @mekon222 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:29:46(HIGH,0,0,0) I’m still traumatized from Seadon 1]
[tweet: 988189577490980864, from: @m_lipshutz (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:55:29(HIGH,0,0,0) We are kibdred spirits!]
[tweet: 988185581749338112, from: @diajow (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:39:36(HIGH,0,0,0) I read the book years ago. It disturbed me so much I can’t bring myself to watch the series]
[tweet: 988182505286062080, from: @maryfinberkeley (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:27:23(HIGH,0,0,0) Still can’t watch it]
[tweet: 988179065403265025, from: @vivchick5 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:13:43(HIGH,0,0,0) Same]
[tweet: 988179047887921152, from: @keep_summe_safe (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:13:39(HIGH,0,0,0) I can't watch it. I read the book in college and it  really freaked me out.  I can't get through a single episode without panic.]
[tweet: 988175027685257216, from: @mrsummers1974 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:57:40(HIGH,0,0,0) I've never seen this show,  but you've peeked my interest]
[tweet: 988173077472337926, from: @jodiochstein (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:49:55(HIGH,0,0,0) Welcome to Palm Beachhttps://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/trump-palm-beach-president-expected-leave-palm-beach-mid-afternoon/xEJBhFa3BXSkEJrkfxZ5ZP/?ecmp=pbdn_social_facebook_2015_sfp …]
[tweet: 988171592676139009, from: @seankelly014 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:44:01(HIGH,0,0,0) I'm assuming by the first season all the girls live happy lives?]
[tweet: 988169856280231936, from: @hapkidogal (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:37:07(HIGH,0,0,0) Let's keep hope alive life does not imitate art this time.]
[tweet: 988266566742691840, from: @bammertheblue (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 09:01:25(HIGH,0,0,1) I REALLY want to watch it, but u had to stop watching the first season because I have OCD and I was starting to have intrusive thoughts about shit that happened in the show! That's how powerful it was.]
[tweet: 988502073212915712, from: @theoffender7717 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:37:14(HIGH,0,0,0) It's FICTION! Get over it.]
[tweet: 988171439160418305, from: @idew2 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:43:25(HIGH,0,0,0) I yelled at the TV all through season one. Thanks for the heads up. #messedup]
[tweet: 988169725200031744, from: @toadbaiter (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:36:36(HIGH,0,0,0) I am not sure I can put myself through another series of it...it was hard enough last time!]
[tweet: 988480953512333313, from: @infidelchloe (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:13:19(LOW,0,0,0) Such a tolerant feminist]
[tweet: 988412110500761600, from: @hatchiscooking (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 06:39:45(LOW,0,0,0) This says more about you than it does the show, Jessica.]
[tweet: 988175796782198784, from: @sandi_borger (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:00:44(LOW,0,0,0) I’m still fucked up from Season 1]
[tweet: 988170068595953665, from: @shashi_bains (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 02:37:58(LOW,0,0,0) I can’t wait]

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It's the not knowing what might happen now that's exciting. Kinda like the scenes with Ofglen last season. Taking me outside a story I know inside out, and being terrifying and excellent. I might boke with excitement.
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I'm so jealous of your life. Apart from all the trolls. Not so. Much that. Is it amazing?
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Season 1 of Handmaid's Tale ends where the plot of the book ends (there's a post-script, but anyway). So season 2 is new territory for anyone familiar w the book!
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I REALLY want to watch it, but u had to stop watching the first season because I have OCD and I was starting to have intrusive thoughts about shit that happened in the show! That's how powerful it was.
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Is it great? Please tell me it as smart and well structured as the first season (I am pretty psyched for it to come back.)
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It's the best television I've watched in a long time
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no, i just watched the first few episodes via screeners
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You. Are. MEAN. Two more days for us.
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So jelly, doing a rewatch of the first season. Although this show is horrifying, I love it.
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I can't watch it. I read the book in college and it  really freaked me out.  I can't get through a single episode without panic.
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I am not sure I can put myself through another series of it...it was hard enough last time!
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Wait a second? You've seen it already?
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I yelled at the TV all through season one. Thanks for the heads up. #messedup
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this sent me for a loop because I thought it was out and called my mom screechingpic.twitter.com/Sr5kCY0jZ2
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I CANNOT watch that show. I've tried and I can't go to sleep afterwards. That show just grabs me and won't let go.
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I'm assuming by the first season all the girls live happy lives?
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So haven’t watched the series but the book shook me. Does it closely follow the book?
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Welcome to Palm Beachhttps://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/trump-palm-beach-president-expected-leave-palm-beach-mid-afternoon/xEJBhFa3BXSkEJrkfxZ5ZP/?ecmp=pbdn_social_facebook_2015_sfp …
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Let's keep hope alive life does not imitate art this time.
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I’m still fucked up from Season 1
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Is this the actual show or you referring to Trump/Pence America?
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I've never seen this show,  but you've peeked my interest
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The book? yes -- not sure if she's involved in the tv show at all, though
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I read the book years ago. It disturbed me so much I can’t bring myself to watch the series
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I’m still traumatized from Seadon 1
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It's already started???
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This says more about you than it does the show, Jessica.
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first few episodes, via screener
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I can’t watch it. Too real.
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And this is why I can’t watch that show.
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Such a tolerant feminist
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Did Margaret Atwood write it?
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so so good. (but scary)
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@wstafrican
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sorry!!
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It's FICTION! Get over it.
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We are kibdred spirits!
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Still can’t watch it
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I can’t wait
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Same
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[tweet: 987680039692062720, from: @agolis (VERIFIED) on 04/21/18 06:10:46(HIGH,0,15,0) Honestly no hard feelings. I get it.]
[tweet: 987744576218656769, from: @ecrire831 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 10:27:13(HIGH,0,3,0) I would actually buy gifts for you for both, and be jealous as hell.  Because DAMN THIS IS ONE FINE PIECE OF WRITING THERE.]
[tweet: 987557037834940416, from: @klonick (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 10:02:00(HIGH,0,0,1) Let’s find polyamory guaranteed under the equal protection clause and ill join you]
[tweet: 987565935119630336, from: @levittmarc (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 10:37:21(HIGH,0,3,0) I just learned like five new words]
[tweet: 987676018927456258, from: @summermansgirl (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 05:54:47(HIGH,0,2,0) I want to marry at least half of @petridishes  articles, but you’re right, this one is superlative]
[tweet: 987675442457993217, from: @freezed00 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 05:52:30(HIGH,0,2,0) Yes, brilliant!]
[tweet: 987548570504056833, from: @trixiedalek (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 09:28:21(HIGH,0,2,0) Love the Starbucks part. The whole thing is brilliant.]
[tweet: 987843200386785280, from: @sophiawallace (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 04:59:06(HIGH,0,1,0) Beautiful prose. Thanks for this.]
[tweet: 987679692059639808, from: @dianadaschel (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 06:09:23(HIGH,0,1,0) Can we be sister-wives?]
[tweet: 987576784177647618, from: @amirtalai (VERIFIED) on 04/20/18 11:20:28(HIGH,1,5,0) Started laughing from the headline and didn't stop until I was done. Fucking hilarious.]
[tweet: 987566707391610880, from: @laurenfleshman (VERIFIED) on 04/20/18 10:40:25(HIGH,0,1,0) So good]
[tweet: 987758457829969920, from: @actuarymomsteph (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 11:22:22(HIGH,0,0,0) Love]
[tweet: 987668561987424256, from: @karaleighv (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 05:25:09(HIGH,0,0,0) Sponsorless.]
[tweet: 987664148183093248, from: @m_mallon (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 05:07:37(HIGH,0,0,0) I feel this way about all her articles]
[tweet: 987552147117039621, from: @mishedup (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 09:42:34(HIGH,0,0,0) Seriously brilliant.]
[tweet: 987546585717338113, from: @halfwaytohobo (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 09:20:28(HIGH,0,0,0) I confess I didn't catch the point of the Starbucks setting until the very end of the piece.]
[tweet: 987546461335425024, from: @wahwahsmith (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 09:19:58(HIGH,0,0,0) Brilliant!]
[tweet: 987552141140094976, from: @lindahirshman1 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 09:42:32(HIGH,0,10,1) Make it my heir and then look down from heaven to see it in my New York apartment wearing my jewelry.]
[tweet: 987664177585098752, from: @twonnet (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 05:07:44(HIGH,0,3,1) I hope Kevin Williamson and his aggrieved defenders see this]
[tweet: 987660259870289920, from: @msglincoln (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 04:52:10(HIGH,0,1,0) She is so brilliant! Makes me proud to be an American!]
[tweet: 988098165566996482, from: @eepat (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 09:52:15(HIGH,0,0,0) This was perfect.  Loved it, too.  Will arm wrestle you for it.]
[tweet: 987746866308755457, from: @missbike (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 10:36:19(HIGH,0,0,0) Oh, that’s a thing of beauty!]
[tweet: 987560560353935360, from: @parallel235 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 10:16:00(LOW,0,0,0) See? Same sex marriage was the thin edge of the wedge! Now people want to be able to marry newspaper columns.]
[tweet: 987561243429961730, from: @dummyaccounting (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 10:18:43(LOW,0,1,1) you didn't find it vapid and pointless, unable to contend with counter arguments, an attempt to flee the debates it references with hammy stances against hyperbolic straw? desperate and sad is the head that wears the pussyhat.]

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you didn't find it vapid and pointless, unable to contend with counter arguments, an attempt to flee the debates it references with hammy stances against hyperbolic straw? desperate and sad is the head that wears the pussyhat.
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Make it my heir and then look down from heaven to see it in my New York apartment wearing my jewelry.
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See? Same sex marriage was the thin edge of the wedge! Now people want to be able to marry newspaper columns.
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Started laughing from the headline and didn't stop until I was done. Fucking hilarious.
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I hope Kevin Williamson and his aggrieved defenders see this
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Let’s find polyamory guaranteed under the equal protection clause and ill join you
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I want to marry at least half of @petridishes  articles, but you’re right, this one is superlative
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Sponsorless. 
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I would actually buy gifts for you for both, and be jealous as hell.  Because DAMN THIS IS ONE FINE PIECE OF WRITING THERE.
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She is so brilliant! Makes me proud to be an American!
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Honestly no hard feelings. I get it.
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Love the Starbucks part. The whole thing is brilliant.
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I confess I didn't catch the point of the Starbucks setting until the very end of the piece.
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This was perfect.  Loved it, too.  Will arm wrestle you for it.
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I feel this way about all her articles
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I just learned like five new words
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Brilliant!
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Seriously brilliant. 
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Oh, that’s a thing of beauty!
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Beautiful prose. Thanks for this.
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Yes, brilliant!
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So good
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Can we be sister-wives?
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Love
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[tweet: 987503658899304448, from: @seekingfar (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:29:53(HIGH,0,4,0) I couldn't even make it all the way through season ONE.  It was horrifying.  I can't even finish season 1.]
[tweet: 987508156673732608, from: @rachlb22 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:47:46(HIGH,0,1,0) Literally just finished season 1 five minutes ago. Somehow I'm hyped and demoralized all at once.]
[tweet: 987584930396819456, from: @jomultimama (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 11:52:50(HIGH,0,0,0) I'm counting down the days!]
[tweet: 987509054774890496, from: @_une_femme_ (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:51:20(HIGH,0,0,0) I can't wait either! I'm going to binge the first season before Wed.]
[tweet: 987504499655958528, from: @sayit5timesfast (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:33:14(HIGH,0,0,0) Kinda afraid to watch it...]
[tweet: 987504161813073920, from: @revndm (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:31:53(HIGH,0,0,0) Well hurry up @hulu!]
[tweet: 987503659482304512, from: @emilyt804 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:29:54(HIGH,0,0,0) I’m just a little addicted.]
[tweet: 987504338565296130, from: @ictussunshine (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:32:35(HIGH,0,1,0) Oh MAN. I am so ready.]
[tweet: 988177967636406272, from: @rezmama805 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 03:09:21(HIGH,0,0,0) Got through the 1st season roughly knowing what to expect based on the book.  2nd season has me feeling scared as I can’t bear the thought of more suffering for my favorite characters.  Strangely, I will still watch and will be rooting for them!]
[tweet: 987503610366963712, from: @cfvarano (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:29:42(LOW,0,1,0) Nope. As long as Elisabeth Moss is involved with the modern day Handmaid’s Tale in Scientology, I’m not interested.]
[tweet: 987508048494301185, from: @dawnrck (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:47:20(LOW,0,0,0) Season one is absolutely the very best show I’ve watched. I’m anxiously awaiting season two.]

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I couldn't even make it all the way through season ONE.  It was horrifying.  I can't even finish season 1.
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Got through the 1st season roughly knowing what to expect based on the book.  2nd season has me feeling scared as I can’t bear the thought of more suffering for my favorite characters.  Strangely, I will still watch and will be rooting for them!
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Literally just finished season 1 five minutes ago. Somehow I'm hyped and demoralized all at once.
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Nope. As long as Elisabeth Moss is involved with the modern day Handmaid’s Tale in Scientology, I’m not interested.
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Season one is absolutely the very best show I’ve watched. I’m anxiously awaiting season two.
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I can't wait either! I'm going to binge the first season before Wed. 
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Oh MAN. I am so ready.
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Kinda afraid to watch it...
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I’m just a little addicted.
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I'm counting down the days!
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Well hurry up @hulu!
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[tweet: 988498089446166529, from: @destinyandbruce (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:21:24(HIGH,1,1,0) For the love of god, teach children how to spell and write.https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/987476062375497730 …]
[tweet: 988018571937697792, from: @pplaytheatre (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 04:35:58(HIGH,0,0,0) Thank you to Layla for writing such a beautiful and inspiring poem. The world needs more people to grow up to be like Jane Goodall!!!]
[tweet: 987862977905938436, from: @saeedwkhan (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 06:17:42(HIGH,0,0,0) What grade is she in?]
[tweet: 987741312001732608, from: @andygarlicy (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 10:14:14(HIGH,0,0,0) Oh man this is just so cute and funny !! Aww babygirl has just the right mindset to win this world !]
[tweet: 987703058481274880, from: @katforwomen (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/21/18 07:42:14(HIGH,0,0,0) pic.twitter.com/qkv7qNr7Nq]
[tweet: 987506796771381259, from: @ms_creilly (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 06:42:21(HIGH,0,1,0) I wrote about Jane Goodall as a kid too! A role model for the ages!]
[tweet: 987483936849711105, from: @luciaaleblanc (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 05:11:31(HIGH,0,5,0) When our nephew was six he told us he’d like to have our cat if we die. He did not get why we thought that was so funny.]
[tweet: 987480010637299712, from: @alisonsmythe (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 04:55:55(HIGH,0,1,0) Dark, but also adorable.]
[tweet: 988098732548911107, from: @eepat (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/22/18 09:54:30(HIGH,0,0,0) How sweet that she does not want to usurp Jane's role!]
[tweet: 987480870654066688, from: @amazonianalexa (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 04:59:20(HIGH,0,0,0) I love that she adors the wrok.]
[tweet: 987478464377765888, from: @iwrotesham (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 04:49:47(HIGH,0,0,0) That is very adorable.]
[tweet: 988508857990184960, from: @obamaisanidiot (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:04:12(LOW,0,0,0) Maybe your child should learn how to spell before she learns to identify  with sexual orientation.    You're such an idiot...]
[tweet: 987476783875411968, from: @dweeze (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/20/18 04:43:06(LOW,0,1,0) That certainly takes a turn there at the end...]

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When our nephew was six he told us he’d like to have our cat if we die. He did not get why we thought that was so funny.
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Thank you to Layla for writing such a beautiful and inspiring poem. The world needs more people to grow up to be like Jane Goodall!!!  
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Maybe your child should learn how to spell before she learns to identify  with sexual orientation.    You're such an idiot...
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I wrote about Jane Goodall as a kid too! A role model for the ages!
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Oh man this is just so cute and funny !! Aww babygirl has just the right mindset to win this world ! 
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For the love of god, teach children how to spell and write.https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/987476062375497730 …
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That certainly takes a turn there at the end...
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How sweet that she does not want to usurp Jane's role!
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I love that she adors the wrok.
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Dark, but also adorable.
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That is very adorable.
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What grade is she in?
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[tweet: 987403912897581056, from: @jessicavalenti (VERIFIED) on 04/20/18 11:53:32, reply to 987403603953487872 from  (UNKNOWN,40,470,146) Also a big fan of the sign hanging next to other, everyday, classroom lessons like “addition strategies”pic.twitter.com/ymE4pFMnQn]
[tweet: 988492846142541824, from: @exdemlatina (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:00:34(HIGH,2,19,0) SMDH no wonder China kicks our ass in education]
[tweet: 988457089637826560, from: @agentssmolder4 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:38:29(HIGH,0,16,0) This is the reason there are so many shootings. Those men were once kids who were forced to sit in a seat and be mentally abused by chauvanistic prostitutes for 7 hours a day, five days a week, with homework. Guns aren't the problem. It's the teachers' fault.]
[tweet: 988473287343792128, from: @bobjim_cooter (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:42:51(HIGH,0,11,0) Common core math is possibly the worst idea ever brought into US education]
[tweet: 988468458206715905, from: @hahrealestate (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:23:39(HIGH,0,11,0) Because teaching sex-ed to 2nd graders appears more important than addition]
[tweet: 988460160506003457, from: @petercarangelo (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:50:41(HIGH,0,4,0) Stop this ride, I want to get off.]
[tweet: 988459154921713665, from: @edncaroline (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:46:41(HIGH,0,2,0) Just because the TEACHER wrote this "What gender am I?" bible, doesn't mean the kids understand... Majority of 2nd graders will be confused by assigning all of these different descriptions... and you left one gender off... Liberal: close minded, ignorant, argumentative!!]
[tweet: 988506773169504258, from: @phloog (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:55:54(HIGH,0,2,0) If necessary, as a parent I can discuss things like "some people have a mental disorder that makes them think they are a gender they are not.  We treat them with the same respect we treat all people, and great kindness, but we recognize that science is clear"]
[tweet: 988506451005100032, from: @tgnoble (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:54:38(HIGH,0,1,0) All those words except heterosexual have the same definition: a perverted person with no self control that has mental health issues]
[tweet: 988510762728607745, from: @csmzak (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:11:46(HIGH,0,1,0) This is so innapropriate to be teaching to 2nd graders...... children are to be learning math, science, reading, and writing not ideaologies/emotional ideas that are not based in any biology.]
[tweet: 988508490338656256, from: @wirightsconnie (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:02:44(HIGH,0,1,0) Nope.pic.twitter.com/hbvSGeCxNR]
[tweet: 988506560002486272, from: @alexsmith1964 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:55:04(HIGH,0,0,0) The “number line” strategy is shit.]
[tweet: 988513853842579456, from: @pcpowers (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:24:03(HIGH,0,0,0) Of course you are...#CommonCore was created to confuse and slow the process so that less intelligent children wouldn't feel inferior. But the reality is that some kids will never be rocket scientists. Some kids will simply be average... and that's ok.]
[tweet: 988496328459157507, from: @enemapunitive (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:14:24(HIGH,0,0,0) The only hope for this country is orthodox Christian schools Yeshiva's and homeschooling.]
[tweet: 988517386860027907, from: @harpshot (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:38:05(HIGH,0,0,0) Good god, what's so difficult about 26 + 10 = 36? You gotta come up with some strategy to break it down into pieces and then put them back together to come up with an answer? While our kids are working on strategies for addition the Japanese kids have moved on to algebra.]
[tweet: 988501183198367744, from: @artsharo672 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:33:42(HIGH,0,0,0) Public Schools suck. somethings are not appropriate or important in the 2nd grade. Granted these issues are a very real part of the world today and must and should be addressed, But the 2nd grade??? I wonder how many parents thought this was a good idea]
[tweet: 988490349881495553, from: @danf7511 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:50:39(HIGH,0,0,0) Wow]
[tweet: 988483252099993600, from: @librehab (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:22:27(HIGH,1,11,1) Its not education. Its indoctrination. Teacher union homepage screenshots. They are in every public school in America. NEA 3M members AFT 1.7M memberspic.twitter.com/vMdPWH1CXm]
[tweet: 988366465307996160, from: @mistersoangry (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 03:38:22(HIGH,0,0,0) Christ on a pogo stick.]
[tweet: 988487454675099650, from: @_jbski_ (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:39:09(HIGH,0,8,0) Good to see that public school is focusing on teaching 2nd graders exactly what they need to succeed, sexual orientation, and the improper way to learn math.]
[tweet: 988467334007451651, from: @mattwoodnyc3 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:19:11(HIGH,0,6,0) 2nd grade, teaching about sexuality? That is child abuse. And any adult engaged in promoting it should go to jail.]
[tweet: 988480618974461952, from: @americangrl28 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:11:59(HIGH,0,5,0) pic.twitter.com/VSHVUNhMkJ]
[tweet: 988511394994819072, from: @anny_littlecute (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:14:16(HIGH,0,2,0) I bet if they taught your kid about Jesus you'd suffer an hysterical breakdown and demand everyone be fired. I'm I right come on be honest. @PastorMattHagee]
[tweet: 988471871741026304, from: @drew_renslow (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:37:13(HIGH,0,3,0) Jessica, you have got to be kidding me. You see this as ok and acceptable. At 7 years old kids are now learning addition, subtraction, some easy word problems, and questionable sexual orientations. WTF is wrong with you.]
[tweet: 988476741206196224, from: @glowsinmyheart (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:56:34(HIGH,0,2,0) You people are truly disgusting! This should not be taught in school! It’s up to the parents, not teachers!]
[tweet: 988484394523484162, from: @qamilablue (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:26:59(HIGH,0,2,0) Now ask your daughter's second grade class if they know what a mental disorder is. Thought so.]
[tweet: 988464071878950913, from: @1776pathenry (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:06:14(HIGH,1,2,0) This is why we can't have nice things. #smh]
[tweet: 988468688603918336, from: @messenger4d1 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:24:34(HIGH,0,1,0) No they got it wrong. STRAIGHT/ Normal= a man and woman who have romantic feelings for each other the way God designed it to be.]
[tweet: 988457568765755392, from: @hall8_kc (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 09:40:23(HIGH,1,6,0) Crazy Radical Left! I will NEVER Vote Democrat Again! Democratic have let these Radicals take over Shameless! Socialist Party!]
[tweet: 988486971449315330, from: @amanda74852 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:37:13(HIGH,0,1,0) This is not for the schools to teach. It's not the schools place to teach this. The schools job it to teach my children reading, writing, arithmetic, history or what elective they take. Moral issues are up to the parents. It's not the schools place to deside what is moral.]
[tweet: 988504084964573184, from: @theoffender7717 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:45:14(HIGH,0,1,0) Pwerfect example of INDOCTRINATION. This IS why I home-school my son in Mathematics, SCIENCE, Language Arts, American HISTORY/CIVICS and Critical Thinking. None of this Liberal B.S. like Gender Dyphoria Mental Illness.pic.twitter.com/vCbyR4i5N7]
[tweet: 988467930173263872, from: @tylergrant317 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:21:34(HIGH,0,0,0) I have never seen these strategies. It’s so complicated. I’ve always just added 26+10. I never even thought about breaking it down any more than that.]
[tweet: 988506534677270529, from: @mr (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:54:58(HIGH,0,0,0) Big fan of the idiotic way to do math?]
[tweet: 988463492805152769, from: @harris44_tl (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:03:56(HIGH,0,0,0) I’m certain there are a lot of things you are a fan of that second graders need not learn from you.]
[tweet: 988498903484981248, from: @merrtell (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:24:38(HIGH,0,0,0) This is ludicrous.   First, parents should be the ones dealing with this.  Second, 7 years olds should not even be thinking about this nonsense.   Let them be children.]
[tweet: 988499780778242055, from: @freedomlovesme (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:28:07(HIGH,0,0,0) This kind of overstepping is, case in point, why homeschooling is on the rise. When, how, and if a child is taught this, should be up to parents. Period.https://www.thenewamerican.com/culture/education/item/24541-homeschooling-and-other-education-alternatives-on-the-rise …]
[tweet: 988493265237430272, from: @centurionrevolt (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:02:14(HIGH,0,0,0) You're doing nothing less than destroying the fabric of our society. Why don't you do somthing good like volunteering for a veterans charity?]
[tweet: 988490398208282625, from: @dsgerstel (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:50:50(HIGH,0,0,0) addition strategies s/b , one gay man PLUS one gay man = does not equal life,but A complex life THEREFORE   one man plus one woman =birth/life]
[tweet: 988490957334204418, from: @renee1_usa (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:53:04(HIGH,0,0,0) What School is this?]
[tweet: 988496468771262465, from: @mralphashacks (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:14:58(HIGH,0,0,0) Oh, so the class doesn't get it, it's just on the wall and forced onto them. Now it makes sense!]
[tweet: 988483815768231937, from: @lawyer4laws (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:24:41(HIGH,0,0,0) Crazy confusing math teaching! NEA has to reinvent the wheel to keep relevant!]
[tweet: 988499818338181120, from: @martynww (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:28:16(LOW,0,4,0) Your daughter's second-grade class isn't "getting it." Your daughter's second-grade class is having it shoved down their throats. The same can be said of that lunatic math you also showed.  No adult on the planet would add 22 and 10 in any of the ways shown.]
[tweet: 988484233621590019, from: @charro_avitia_2 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:26:21(LOW,0,2,0) 25 years ago pulled all my kids out of gov't, private, and religious schools and opted for homeschool. Tremendous amount of sacrifice but  well worth it.]
[tweet: 988497209967742977, from: @bobfinch (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:17:54(LOW,0,2,0) You’re despicable.  It’s a shame we have to share air with you.]
[tweet: 988481821888266243, from: @penelopepatriot (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:16:46(LOW,0,2,0) Not appropriate. I don't care what it is next to. Thank you Jesus for private schools.]
[tweet: 988463326681292800, from: @alkhidr888 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:03:16(LOW,0,2,0) new math, new genders...new mental illnesses]
[tweet: 988473444189851648, from: @jakeythegreek (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:43:28(LOW,0,2,0) Paid for by the Trump 2020, and Pence 2024 campaigns]
[tweet: 988478040031277056, from: @richard_mcenroe (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:01:44(LOW,0,1,0) Brace yourself for this, Ms. Valenti: your kid is going to grow up a confused, damaged mess.]
[tweet: 988464548750479362, from: @scuba_lang (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:08:07(LOW,0,1,0) Why is being normal (straight) on the bottom?]
[tweet: 988477172112412672, from: @jerrym505 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:58:17(LOW,0,1,0) Classroom lesson - The best classroom sign is keep it simple stupid...pic.twitter.com/DMUmJu8OkB]
[tweet: 988474386117201921, from: @celticmajesty (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 10:47:13(LOW,0,1,0) It's not confusing for me, it's ridiculous. You may however confuse the kids that are being indoctrinated by this cultural marxist nonsense!]
[tweet: 988505558918541312, from: @tgnoble (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:51:05(LOW,0,0,0) Absolutely insane]
[tweet: 988500688165588993, from: @marvelousmiche (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:31:44(LOW,0,0,0) Evil f*ck]
[tweet: 988508102684274688, from: @copter_dave (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:01:11(LOW,0,0,0) This is exactly what’s wrong with today’s academia. This teacher should be fired for child abuse and incompetence. No child should be forced to learn about the mentally unstable.]
[tweet: 988509751599284224, from: @obamaisanidiot (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:07:45(LOW,0,0,0) I'm a big fan of children learning how to read, write... a bigger fan of teaching children math, science, history...   You truly are the village idiot of the week.]
[tweet: 988483374934249472, from: @stevelfcco (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:22:56(LOW,0,0,0) 2nd grade? Stupid! And,    26 + 10 = 36 Old ways are easier]
[tweet: 988509705986162688, from: @pseudologichunt (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 01:07:34(LOW,0,0,0) You people are insane  Keep the F*** away from our kids]
[tweet: 988483648306507776, from: @anglozion76 (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 11:24:01(LOW,0,0,0) You are deeply cretinous, I wish you well. This is not appropriate or necessary.]
[tweet: 988493535451205632, from: @freedomismoral (NOTVERIFIED) on 04/23/18 12:03:18(LOW,0,0,0) Fxcking sick Jessica]

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This is the reason there are so many shootings. Those men were once kids who were forced to sit in a seat and be mentally abused by chauvanistic prostitutes for 7 hours a day, five days a week, with homework. Guns aren't the problem. It's the teachers' fault.
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Just because the TEACHER wrote this "What gender am I?" bible, doesn't mean the kids understand... Majority of 2nd graders will be confused by assigning all of these different descriptions... and you left one gender off...
Liberal: close minded, ignorant, argumentative!!

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Its not education. Its indoctrination.
Teacher union homepage screenshots.
They are in every public school in America.
NEA 3M members
AFT 1.7M memberspic.twitter.com/vMdPWH1CXm
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This is not for the schools to teach. It's not the schools place to teach this. The schools job it to teach my children reading, writing, arithmetic, history or what elective they take. Moral issues are up to the parents. It's not the schools place to deside what is moral.
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Crazy Radical Left! I will NEVER Vote Democrat Again! Democratic have let these Radicals take over Shameless! Socialist Party!
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Jessica, you have got to be kidding me. You see this as ok and acceptable. At 7 years old kids are now learning addition, subtraction, some easy word problems, and questionable sexual orientations. WTF is wrong with you.
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Because teaching sex-ed to 2nd graders appears more important than addition
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Your daughter's second-grade class isn't "getting it." Your daughter's second-grade class is having it shoved down their throats. The same can be said of that lunatic math you also showed.  No adult on the planet would add 22 and 10 in any of the ways shown.
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Pwerfect example of INDOCTRINATION. This IS why I home-school my son in Mathematics, SCIENCE, Language Arts, American HISTORY/CIVICS and Critical Thinking. None of this Liberal B.S. like Gender Dyphoria Mental Illness.pic.twitter.com/vCbyR4i5N7
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If necessary, as a parent I can discuss things like "some people have a mental disorder that makes them think they are a gender they are not.  We treat them with the same respect we treat all people, and great kindness, but we recognize that science is clear"
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Good to see that public school is focusing on teaching 2nd graders exactly what they need to succeed, sexual orientation, and the improper way to learn math.
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2nd grade, teaching about sexuality? That is child abuse. And any adult engaged in promoting it should go to jail.
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Good god, what's so difficult about 26 + 10 = 36? You gotta come up with some strategy to break it down into pieces and then put them back together to come up with an answer? While our kids are working on strategies for addition the Japanese kids have moved on to algebra.
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It's not confusing for me, it's ridiculous. You may however confuse the kids that are being indoctrinated by this cultural marxist nonsense!
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Of course you are...#CommonCore was created to confuse and slow the process so that less intelligent children wouldn't feel inferior. But the reality is that some kids will never be rocket scientists. Some kids will simply be average... and that's ok.
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I have never seen these strategies. It’s so complicated. I’ve always just added 26+10. I never even thought about breaking it down any more than that.
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Public Schools suck. somethings are not appropriate or important in the 2nd grade. Granted these issues are a very real part of the world today and must and should be addressed, But the 2nd grade??? I wonder how many parents thought this was a good idea
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addition strategies s/b , one gay man PLUS one gay man = does not equal life,but A complex life THEREFORE   one man plus one woman =birth/life
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Common core math is possibly the worst idea ever brought into US education
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You're doing nothing less than destroying the fabric of our society. Why don't you do somthing good like volunteering for a veterans charity?
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25 years ago pulled all my kids out of gov't, private, and religious schools and opted for homeschool. Tremendous amount of sacrifice but  well worth it.
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This is so innapropriate to be teaching to 2nd graders...... children are to be learning math, science, reading, and writing not ideaologies/emotional ideas that are not based in any biology.
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No they got it wrong. STRAIGHT/ Normal= a man and woman who have romantic feelings for each other the way God designed it to be.
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This is ludicrous.   First, parents should be the ones dealing with this.  Second, 7 years olds should not even be thinking about this nonsense.   Let them be children.
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I bet if they taught your kid about Jesus you'd suffer an hysterical breakdown and demand everyone be fired. I'm I right come on be honest. @PastorMattHagee
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All those words except heterosexual have the same definition: a perverted person with no self control that has mental health issues
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You people are truly disgusting! This should not be taught in school! It’s up to the parents, not teachers!
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Not appropriate. I don't care what it is next to. Thank you Jesus for private schools.
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SMDH no wonder China kicks our ass in education
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This is exactly what’s wrong with today’s academia. This teacher should be fired for child abuse and incompetence. No child should be forced to learn about the mentally unstable.
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This kind of overstepping is, case in point, why homeschooling is on the rise. When, how, and if a child is taught this, should be up to parents. Period.https://www.thenewamerican.com/culture/education/item/24541-homeschooling-and-other-education-alternatives-on-the-rise …
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I'm a big fan of children learning how to read, write... a bigger fan of teaching children math, science, history...   You truly are the village idiot of the week.
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Classroom lesson - The best classroom sign is keep it simple stupid...pic.twitter.com/DMUmJu8OkB
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Now ask your daughter's second grade class if they know what a mental disorder is. Thought so.
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I’m certain there are a lot of things you are a fan of that second graders need not learn from you.
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The only hope for this country is orthodox Christian schools Yeshiva's and homeschooling.
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new math, new genders...new mental illnesses
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You’re despicable.  It’s a shame we have to share air with you.
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Crazy confusing math teaching!
NEA has to reinvent the wheel to keep relevant!
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Oh, so the class doesn't get it, it's just on the wall and forced onto them. Now it makes sense!
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You are deeply cretinous, I wish you well. This is not appropriate or necessary.
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Brace yourself for this, Ms. Valenti: your kid is going to grow up a confused, damaged mess.
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Big fan of the idiotic way to do math? 
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Stop this ride, I want to get off.
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Paid for by the Trump 2020, and Pence 2024 campaigns
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This is why we can't have nice things. #smh
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2nd grade?
Stupid! And,
   26
+ 10
= 36
Old ways are easier
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Why is being normal (straight) on the bottom?
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Absolutely insane
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The “number line” strategy is shit.
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You people are insane 
Keep the F*** away from our kids
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Fxcking sick Jessica
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Christ on a pogo stick.
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What School is this?
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Evil f*ck
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Wow
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pic.twitter.com/VSHVUNhMkJ
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Nope.pic.twitter.com/hbvSGeCxNR
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