Search run analysis for @faizsays from Thu, February 16, 2023 at 23:08:32 -0800 (logged in)

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[tweet: 1626306235476893696, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 11:43:16 (HIGH,3,7,1,948) A Washington Post analysis backed up reporting from @platformer that Musk's content was being algorithmically bosted.   Musk's tweet visibility had dropped by more than 40 percent, but after his posts were boosted, he's back up to around 400M views/day  https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/…]
[tweet: 1626308337800466433, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 11:51:37 (HIGH,1,6,2,605) The sudden spike in Musk's views is evident here, as Musk's tweet visiblity surges beginning Super Bowl Sunday (when Musk sent a tweet supporting the Eagles), + continues into this week, well after the SB was over  https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/… chart via @jeremybmerrill]
[tweet: 1626310821117841408, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 12:01:29 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Twitter employees noticed the trend early on: Musk was raising alarm about issues far from the normal user experience (e.g.: crypto scams littering his replies.)  "I remember people on our team thinking he’s having a very personal experience unique to him"]
[tweet: 1626311725657264128, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 12:05:05 (HIGH,3,8,,550) The same pattern played out as impersonators flooded the site around Twitter's changes to verification  Around then, one worker recalled receiving orders to crack down on impersonators: "all the ones that were being sent to us were using [Musk's] image."]

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Twitter employees noticed the trend early on: Musk was raising alarm about issues far from the normal user experience (e.g.: crypto scams littering his replies.)

"I remember people on our team thinking he’s having a very personal experience unique to him"
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The same pattern played out as impersonators flooded the site around Twitter's changes to verification

Around then, one worker recalled receiving orders to crack down on impersonators: "all the ones that were being sent to us were using [Musk's] image."
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The sudden spike in Musk's views is evident here, as Musk's tweet visiblity surges beginning Super Bowl Sunday (when Musk sent a tweet supporting the Eagles), + continues into this week, well after the SB was over 
https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/… chart via @jeremybmerrill
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A Washington Post analysis backed up reporting from @platformer that Musk's content was being algorithmically bosted. 

Musk's tweet visibility had dropped by more than 40 percent, but after his posts were boosted, he's back up to around 400M views/day

https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/…
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[tweet: 1626306235476893696, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 11:43:16 (HIGH,3,7,1,946) A Washington Post analysis backed up reporting from @platformer that Musk's content was being algorithmically bosted.   Musk's tweet visibility had dropped by more than 40 percent, but after his posts were boosted, he's back up to around 400M views/day  https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/…]
[tweet: 1626308337800466433, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 11:51:37 (HIGH,1,6,2,603) The sudden spike in Musk's views is evident here, as Musk's tweet visiblity surges beginning Super Bowl Sunday (when Musk sent a tweet supporting the Eagles), + continues into this week, well after the SB was over  https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/… chart via @jeremybmerrill]
[tweet: 1626310821117841408, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 12:01:29 (HIGH,3,5,1,641) Twitter employees noticed the trend early on: Musk was raising alarm about issues far from the normal user experience (e.g.: crypto scams littering his replies.)  "I remember people on our team thinking he’s having a very personal experience unique to him"]
[tweet: 1626311725657264128, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 12:05:05 (HIGH,3,8,,548) The same pattern played out as impersonators flooded the site around Twitter's changes to verification  Around then, one worker recalled receiving orders to crack down on impersonators: "all the ones that were being sent to us were using [Musk's] image."]
[tweet: 1626316077071495168, from: @hisnibsllc (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:22:22 (HIGH,,2,,63) Great piece, but I wish all you guys would stop calling him Elon like he was someone you had a beer with every Friday.]
[tweet: 1626307063872647170, from: @derekledesma7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:46:34 (HIGH,0,,,94) He owns it, its his. You don’t have to use it, personally, I’d enjoy it more if you left.]
[tweet: 1626308989448335367, from: @sicandtirade (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:54:13 (HIGH,,2,1,29) Your single follower has terrible judgement.]
[tweet: 1626383468031508480, from: @prunesquallor10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:50:10 (HIGH,0,,,34) And yet, here you are.   If Twitter is so corrupt, why don’t you move to, oh I don’t know, Mastodon or something.   In fact, I highly encourage you to do do.  Then you can examine THEIR practices and make sure it fits with your standards.  Oh, but that wouldn’t be Musk-bashing,… Show more]

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The same pattern played out as impersonators flooded the site around Twitter's changes to verification

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Twitter employees noticed the trend early on: Musk was raising alarm about issues far from the normal user experience (e.g.: crypto scams littering his replies.)

"I remember people on our team thinking he’s having a very personal experience unique to him"
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The sudden spike in Musk's views is evident here, as Musk's tweet visiblity surges beginning Super Bowl Sunday (when Musk sent a tweet supporting the Eagles), + continues into this week, well after the SB was over 
https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/… chart via @jeremybmerrill
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And yet, here you are.   If Twitter is so corrupt, why don’t you move to, oh I don’t know, Mastodon or something. 

In fact, I highly encourage you to do do.  Then you can examine THEIR practices and make sure it fits with your standards.

Oh, but that wouldn’t be Musk-bashing,… Show more
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A Washington Post analysis backed up reporting from @platformer that Musk's content was being algorithmically bosted. 

Musk's tweet visibility had dropped by more than 40 percent, but after his posts were boosted, he's back up to around 400M views/day

https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/…
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Your single follower has terrible judgement.
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Great piece, but I wish all you guys would stop calling him Elon like he was someone you had a beer with every Friday.
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He owns it, its his. You don’t have to use it, personally, I’d enjoy it more if you left.
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[tweet: 1626363644245049344, from: @qmalmborg (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:31:23 (HIGH,0,,,111) Oops.]
[tweet: 1626364305967923204, from: @tlnemetz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:34:01 (HIGH,0,,,141) Shocker that this is happening.]
[tweet: 1626393150322274305, from: @pr0t0c0l_dr01d (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:28:38 (HIGH,0,,,52) Haha ten tweets up @RealDanODowd is getting savaged by Tesla Bros asking for an independent third party to verify his results. Can’t make this shit up!]
[tweet: 1626364447408242688, from: @jacksonjohnsonx (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:34:35 (HIGH,,1,,128) The recall isn’t your normal recall. No one will be returning cars, it’s simply rolling out a new software update.]
[tweet: 1626315337263087618, from: @bronrott (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:19:26 (HIGH,,4,,251) Yes, but is the current FSD beta being replaced with new software that’s also unproved and potentially just as dangerous?]
[tweet: 1626297137096187906, from: @jthompsonnw (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:07:07 (HIGH,0,,,309) Beta software. Awesome. "360,000 vehicles equipped with its Full Self-Driving beta software"]
[tweet: 1626382215218335744, from: @smilingdog66 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:45:11 (HIGH,0,,,18) Some poor dupes had to test it. Traditional auto makers had decades of real life R and D (accidents) to work out the bugs, 3lon may have felt unfairly disadvantaged, so, maybe he took a little short cut?]
[tweet: 1626360864071729154, from: @10dayssober1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:20 (HIGH,,4,,136) Self-Driving -ish]
[tweet: 1626370337691643904, from: @ok_dumbass (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:57:59 (HIGH,,3,1,99) Yeah, Tesla's having some problems, but Twitter is really lit now.]
[tweet: 1626370492373377026, from: @lofiprogressive (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:58:36 (HIGH,,3,,29) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626440059217145856, from: @oscarsstrand (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:35:02 (HIGH,0,,,26) "Musk complained Thursday on Twitter, which he now owns, that calling an over-the-air software update a recall is “anachronistic and just flat wrong!” A message was left Thursday seeking further comment from Tesla, which has disbanded its media relations department."]
[tweet: 1626295790321946625, from: @painter_nancy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:01:46 (HIGH,,4,1,219) Remember when Obama decided to give money to this guy instead of NASA?]
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[tweet: 1626311206356111360, from: @richtb1171 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:03:01 (ABUSIVE,,2,1,42) Tesla will release an over-the-air software update free of charge for vehicles with Full Self Driving  Beta.  Tesla will likely have a fix done by tomorrow. They are the ONLY company that can do this which is why these headlines are funny. Wait... Recall complete.]
[tweet: 1626368295782711299, from: @tedinctx (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:49:52 (ABUSIVE,0,,,5) Tesla is the ONLY company that needs these fixes for bugs. And why is every tweet reply on your timeline the same defense of Tesla, bot?]

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Tesla will release an over-the-air software update free of charge for vehicles with Full Self Driving  Beta.  Tesla will likely have a fix done by tomorrow. They are the ONLY company that can do this which is why these headlines are funny.
Wait... Recall complete.
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Yes, but is the current FSD beta being replaced with new software that’s also unproved and potentially just as dangerous?
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The recall isn’t your normal recall. No one will be returning cars, it’s simply rolling out a new software update.
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"Musk complained Thursday on Twitter, which he now owns, that calling an over-the-air software update a recall is “anachronistic and just flat wrong!” A message was left Thursday seeking further comment from Tesla, which has disbanded its media relations department."
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Remember when Obama decided to give money to this guy instead of NASA?
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Some poor dupes had to test it. Traditional auto makers had decades of real life R and D (accidents) to work out the bugs, 3lon may have felt unfairly disadvantaged, so, maybe he took a little short cut? 
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Beta software. Awesome. "360,000 vehicles equipped with its Full Self-Driving beta software"
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Haha ten tweets up @RealDanODowd is getting savaged by Tesla Bros asking for an independent third party to verify his results. Can’t make this shit up!
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Yeah, Tesla's having some problems, but Twitter is really lit now.
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Tesla is the ONLY company that needs these fixes for bugs. And why is every tweet reply on your timeline the same defense of Tesla, bot?
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Self-Driving -ish
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Shocker that this is happening.
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Oops.
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[tweet: 1623463486302085120, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/08/23 03:27:12 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) a big concern for Twitter, raised by Mudge in his whistleblower complaint, is Twitter's resilience in the event of outages. His whistleblower complaint said overlapping outages at its data centers could leave it unable to restart its servers   https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/08/twitter-down-elon-musk/…]
[tweet: 1623463849197182978, from: @fractious2023 (UNKNOWN) on 02/08/23 03:28:38 (HIGH,0,,,26) He lands wockets bro]
[tweet: 1623494605806227456, from: @prunesquallor10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/08/23 05:30:51 (HIGH,0,,,9) Is this part of you job with WaPO?]

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a big concern for Twitter, raised by Mudge in his whistleblower complaint, is Twitter's resilience in the event of outages. His whistleblower complaint said overlapping outages at its data centers could leave it unable to restart its servers 

https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/08/twitter-down-elon-musk/…
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Is this part of you job with WaPO?
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He lands wockets bro
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[tweet: 1623463486302085120, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/08/23 03:27:12 (HIGH,4,6,2,1378) a big concern for Twitter, raised by Mudge in his whistleblower complaint, is Twitter's resilience in the event of outages. His whistleblower complaint said overlapping outages at its data centers could leave it unable to restart its servers   https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/08/twitter-down-elon-musk/…]
[tweet: 1623620948401217536, from: @russtaylor56 (UNKNOWN) on 02/09/23 01:52:54 (HIGH,1,,,12) It isn’t?]
[tweet: 1623494972568702978, from: @prunesquallor10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/08/23 05:32:19 (HIGH,0,,,32) Ask Elon to help WaPO fix their problem.]
[tweet: 1625268077406617600, from: @alexandriaboyva (UNKNOWN) on 02/13/23 02:58:00 (HIGH,0,,,12) Maybe he shouldn’t have unplugged that 300TB server farm yesterday]

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a big concern for Twitter, raised by Mudge in his whistleblower complaint, is Twitter's resilience in the event of outages. His whistleblower complaint said overlapping outages at its data centers could leave it unable to restart its servers 

https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/08/twitter-down-elon-musk/…
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Maybe he shouldn’t have unplugged that 300TB server farm yesterday 
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Ask Elon to help WaPO fix their problem.
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It isn’t?
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[tweet: 1621643530035929090, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 02:55:20 (HIGH,4,15,1,5711) There were four statements the jury considered, Musk and Tesla were found not liable in all four. Verdict has been signed]
[tweet: 1621644377788653568, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 02:58:43 (HIGH,21,22,3,19433) STORY: Elon Musk found not liable in federal trial over “Funding secured” tweet  Plaintiffs argued: "This is about rules. This is about applying rules to billionaires like Elon Musk.”  "Can Elon Musk do whatever he wants and not face the consequences?”]
[tweet: 1621650880541122565, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 03:24:33 (HIGH,2,12,3,2525) This adds to a string of legal victories for Musk: in Tesla's acquisition of SolarCity, the defamation suit over Musk calling a cave rescue volunteer a "pedo guy," and now, "Funding secured"  (Notably, Musk bought Twitter after that was taken to court)]
[tweet: 1621660688757428225, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 03:36:45 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Notably, Musk's team made an eleventh-hour push to move the case out of San Francisco (to Texas) because they didn't believe they could get a fair jury here  The jury assembled in SF ultimately ruled in Musk's favor]
[tweet: 1621691876830224386, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 06:07:27 (HIGH,1,8,,2769) Musk’s attorney, Alex Spiro: “The jury got it right.”  Plaintiffs’ attorney Nicholas Porritt: “We’re just disappointed.”  A juror said the plaintiffs’ case just “didn’t land,” and that it was disorganized]
[tweet: 1621661070841753601, from: @tmsp85 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 04:05:02 (HIGH,,1,,56) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621661446626226178, from: @jasonteslaq (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 04:06:32 (HIGH,0,,,48) Exactly. Musk is the biased one here.]

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Notably, Musk's team made an eleventh-hour push to move the case out of San Francisco (to Texas) because they didn't believe they could get a fair jury here

The jury assembled in SF ultimately ruled in Musk's favor
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This adds to a string of legal victories for Musk: in Tesla's acquisition of SolarCity, the defamation suit over Musk calling a cave rescue volunteer a "pedo guy," and now, "Funding secured"

(Notably, Musk bought Twitter after that was taken to court)
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STORY: Elon Musk found not liable in federal trial over “Funding secured” tweet

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"Can Elon Musk do whatever he wants and not face the consequences?”
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Plaintiffs’ attorney Nicholas Porritt: “We’re just disappointed.”

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Exactly. Musk is the biased one here.
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[tweet: 1621644377788653568, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 02:58:43 (HIGH,21,22,3,19431) STORY: Elon Musk found not liable in federal trial over “Funding secured” tweet  Plaintiffs argued: "This is about rules. This is about applying rules to billionaires like Elon Musk.”  "Can Elon Musk do whatever he wants and not face the consequences?”]
[tweet: 1621650880541122565, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 03:24:33 (HIGH,2,12,3,2524) This adds to a string of legal victories for Musk: in Tesla's acquisition of SolarCity, the defamation suit over Musk calling a cave rescue volunteer a "pedo guy," and now, "Funding secured"  (Notably, Musk bought Twitter after that was taken to court)]
[tweet: 1621660688757428225, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 04:03:31 (HIGH,2,12,3,4386) Notably, Musk's team made an eleventh-hour push to move the case out of San Francisco (to Texas) because they didn't believe they could get a fair jury here  The jury assembled in SF ultimately ruled in Musk's favor]
[tweet: 1621691876830224386, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 06:07:27 (HIGH,1,8,,2768) Musk’s attorney, Alex Spiro: “The jury got it right.”  Plaintiffs’ attorney Nicholas Porritt: “We’re just disappointed.”  A juror said the plaintiffs’ case just “didn’t land,” and that it was disorganized]
[tweet: 1621647648246882304, from: @devonguerrero (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 03:11:42 (HIGH,,4,,643) Jesus Christ]
[tweet: 1621653412981907458, from: @mccompass40 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 03:34:37 (HIGH,,1,,477) INCEL News ALERT!!!]

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STORY: Elon Musk found not liable in federal trial over “Funding secured” tweet

Plaintiffs argued: "This is about rules. This is about applying rules to billionaires like Elon Musk.”

"Can Elon Musk do whatever he wants and not face the consequences?”
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There were four statements the jury considered, Musk and Tesla were found not liable in all four. Verdict has been signed
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Notably, Musk's team made an eleventh-hour push to move the case out of San Francisco (to Texas) because they didn't believe they could get a fair jury here

The jury assembled in SF ultimately ruled in Musk's favor
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Musk’s attorney, Alex Spiro: “The jury got it right.”

Plaintiffs’ attorney Nicholas Porritt: “We’re just disappointed.”

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Jesus Christ
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INCEL News ALERT!!! 
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[tweet: 1621635784012095488, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 02:24:34 (HIGH,6,289,,38257) that happened*]
[tweet: 1621634352269651968, from: @dzennon (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:18:52 (HIGH,4,37,1,38635) What were you asking?]
[tweet: 1621634891548102657, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 02:21:01 (HIGH,12,388,9,37553) nothing spicy, I asked his thoughts on how the Funding secured case had gone (just as the jury had gone to deliberate), and why he’d locked his Twitter account]
[tweet: 1621688077914902528, from: @clalter59 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 05:52:21 (HIGH,1,84,1,4519) Did you give him this?]
[tweet: 1621869479985569792, from: @fenitn (VERIFIED) on 02/04/23 05:53:11 (HIGH,,6,,7371) Quite the rise from Jack Evans calling you an asshole]
[tweet: 1621728532752654337, from: @joyhenningsenmd (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 08:33:07 (HIGH,1,57,1,10056) I taught my dog the zip-it command so I could get him be quiet during zoom calls]
[tweet: 1621903006685069313, from: @kjjbrowning (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 08:06:24 (HIGH,,1,1,368) This is brilliant! And it worked?]
[tweet: 1621652178397200384, from: @micki_bruin (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 03:29:42 (HIGH,,2,,5217) Warming up that FUD pen, eh?]
[tweet: 1621692987741978624, from: @deadendangel (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:11:52 (HIGH,,8,,622) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621704833555218433, from: @ktagain (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:58:56 (HIGH,,38,,2902) Did he then motion for you to turn the key to lock it and then throw the key away?  Just curious as to how far he took the threat.]
[tweet: 1621923731151912960, from: @maire_keyl (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 09:28:46 (HIGH,,3,,214) Would've been tempting to launch into this]
[tweet: 1621703341796655104, from: @effinalavina (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:53:01 (HIGH,,2,,581) Don’t interrupt unless beckoned by God Musk.]
[tweet: 1621729780705144840, from: @s_padival (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 08:38:04 (HIGH,,3,,3248) Cope harder..]
[tweet: 1621889996956344321, from: @alagai (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 07:14:43 (HIGH,,5,1,67) The Musk stan is so silly.]
[tweet: 1621668812952322050, from: @hsi_tv (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 04:35:48 (HIGH,,11,,13028) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621639778494971905, from: @phoebesaid (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 02:40:26 (HIGH,10,270,3,31832) Dear Faiz, It has been a long week, where each day has felt like Friday. The idea of a @washingtonpost tech reporter being shushed with a zip-it motion (which I haven't seen since I volunteered in my daughter's kindergarten glass) made me laugh out loud. Thank you.]
[tweet: 1621703976793083904, from: @cathylanski (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:55:32 (HIGH,,7,,4243) I definitely pictured Dr Evil]
[tweet: 1621634529604653063, from: @zbrown1212 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:19:35 (HIGH,1,35,,6261) You are not allowed to speak in the presence of Elon the Kid]
[tweet: 1621637052025507840, from: @timaeppel (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 02:29:36 (HIGH,,55,,25503) Did you, in fact, zip it? Hope not.]
[tweet: 1621647476007620608, from: @prunesquallor10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 03:11:01 (HIGH,,4,,8475) Contemplate this upon the Tree of Woe.]
[tweet: 1621635046007312384, from: @joeyaguafresca (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:21:38 (HIGH,,44,1,8678) at least he didn't do this]
[tweet: 1621910516917583872, from: @publicjeremyno1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 08:36:15 (HIGH,,1,,311) Good news. Crafts time has been extended to two hours today]
[tweet: 1621639796798922752, from: @exautoanalyst (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:40:30 (HIGH,,3,1,2317) Twitter sitter 2.0]
[tweet: 1621895462679617537, from: @canadarecord (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 07:36:26 (HIGH,0,,,196) did he inherit @Jack's muscle with the acquisition?]
[tweet: 1621634114330976257, from: @lloyddabbler (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:17:56 (HIGH,0,,,3112) Geezuz. I'm sorry.]
[tweet: 1621713439541559296, from: @debateexpert (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 07:33:08 (HIGH,0,,,1896) Did he throw away the key]
[tweet: 1621967809226891266, from: @hello_hellotoy (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 12:23:55 (HIGH,0,,,109) How inappropriate and unacceptable]
[tweet: 1621642234771947522, from: @teymoornabili (VERIFIED) on 02/03/23 02:50:12 (HIGH,,1,,16433) And did you?]
[tweet: 1622622932014108674, from: @seasherm (UNKNOWN) on 02/06/23 07:47:08 (HIGH,0,,,20) Zip it?]
[tweet: 1621889013245267970, from: @defargeknits (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 07:10:48 (HIGH,0,,,540) Maybe he's one of those teachers that quit. Has a very elementary vibe.]
[tweet: 1621745251101589504, from: @soundslikeyello (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 09:39:33 (HIGH,0,,,1926) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621635814957678592, from: @passthebeano (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:24:41 (HIGH,,12,,6353) Did he flash his piece?   *did I say that right?]
[tweet: 1621914206122704896, from: @passthebeano (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 08:50:55 (HIGH,0,,,21) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621640948689276929, from: @melaynalokosky (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:45:05 (HIGH,,9,1,1471) Did he had to stand on Musk's shoulders? Insecure Musk requires all security detail be at least 5 inches shorter than he is.]
[tweet: 1621643969519304705, from: @sluggishcheetah (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:57:05 (HIGH,,2,1,348) Are you serious….]
[tweet: 1621689884024139776, from: @donaperreault (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 05:59:32 (HIGH,,2,,2202) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621691642435477504, from: @annakareninaxx (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:06:31 (HIGH,,2,,1986) A polite gentleman fastens his trousers.]
[tweet: 1621937177562152960, from: @playagotslayed (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 10:22:11 (HIGH,0,,,132) What was he gonna do if he you wanted to say something?]
[tweet: 1621638996118933504, from: @ryanlhonick (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:37:19 (HIGH,,13,,6331) [empty]]
[tweet: 1622403355976028160, from: @int_ijk (UNKNOWN) on 02/05/23 05:14:37 (HIGH,0,,,24) did you reciprocate with an appropriate dr. evil (tm) smirk, gesture, or laser-equipped sharknado??  professionalism, etc.]
[tweet: 1621811989554110466, from: @bee_4827 (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 02:04:44 (HIGH,,1,,199) Well, if he, like Musk’s lawyer, thinks that Musk is a “kid”, you must look like a little boy to him]
[tweet: 1621891950118055936, from: @jhbaran (VERIFIED) on 02/04/23 07:22:28 (HIGH,,1,,5678) raise your hand if you want to ask a question fish so rude]
[tweet: 1621688270735437824, from: @schwroark (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 05:53:07 (HIGH,,1,1,1001) Did you zip it?]
[tweet: 1621676119136292864, from: @gelloh77 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 05:04:50 (HIGH,,4,,3827) Yes, don't question the billionaires!]
[tweet: 1621711496550940672, from: @liberaljb (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 07:25:25 (HIGH,,1,,1892) I hope you’ll report that.]
[tweet: 1621820998516359168, from: @rileyjean_marie (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 02:40:32 (HIGH,,2,,696) Did you manage not to laugh in his face? Quietly, of course.]
[tweet: 1622031414702006273, from: @kelloggsboss (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 04:36:39 (HIGH,0,,,43) Tell me you gave him the finger]
[tweet: 1621699867310698496, from: @stickista (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:39:12 (HIGH,0,,,687) So did you?]
[tweet: 1621704964849504257, from: @lovelesstrump (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:59:28 (HIGH,,1,,630) LOL, that's what happens in the land of Dr evil]
[tweet: 1621696219763417089, from: @mdt_alam (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:24:43 (HIGH,,3,,1893) Asking question? The new frame of the western policy framework is designed to be experienced and adapted to rather than asking any questions. Get used to it.]
[tweet: 1621843658159833088, from: @andyoruba (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 04:10:35 (HIGH,0,,,175) You were just introduced to yet another facet of the Boer and his media persona]
[tweet: 1621696928961421315, from: @shallowinsan (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:27:32 (HIGH,,2,,1306) Interpretation is an action that allows us to view a situation through the lens of our own preferences.]
[tweet: 1621689428698611712, from: @bqnotyou (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 05:57:43 (HIGH,,1,,851) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621689155108339715, from: @the38super (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 05:56:38 (HIGH,1,31,,1672) Sorry, but this popped into my head]
[tweet: 1621946415273345025, from: @janniejo8 (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 10:58:54 (HIGH,0,,,165) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621657115906707456, from: @jtkirkstribble (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 03:49:20 (HIGH,0,,,793) Oh yeah, crybaby?]
[tweet: 1621689729124106243, from: @evilsaltine (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 05:58:55 (HIGH,0,,,108) ???]
[tweet: 1622075297368788993, from: @jessekershner1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 07:31:02 (HIGH,0,,,25) Elon musk]
[tweet: 1621884935111049216, from: @customeraccts (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 06:54:36 (LOW,0,,,23) Free speech, amirite? Haha]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621644442280071168, from: @mugabe_2112 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 02:58:58 (ABUSIVE,0,,,142) It's being 8 months since I ventured in.. Though I was skeptical at first because I wasn't sure if they'll meet up to my expectations..@Rochelle_212 It has been a good opportunity for me and my family thank I made over $17k with the help of @Rochelle_212 platform]
[tweet: 1621697514171768834, from: @blain_hanna (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:29:51 (ABUSIVE,,1,,101) Tell him to suck a bag of dicks]
[tweet: 1621697394931818497, from: @geo75820601 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 06:29:23 (ABUSIVE,0,,,62) ya shut the fuck up]

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Dear Faiz,
It has been a long week, where each day has felt like Friday. The idea of a @washingtonpost tech reporter being shushed with a zip-it motion (which I haven't seen since I volunteered in my daughter's kindergarten glass) made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
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nothing spicy, I asked his thoughts on how the Funding secured case had gone (just as the jury had gone to deliberate), and why he’d locked his Twitter account
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Did he had to stand on Musk's shoulders? Insecure Musk requires all security detail be at least 5 inches shorter than he is.
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Asking question? The new frame of the western policy framework is designed to be experienced and adapted to rather than asking any questions. Get used to it.
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It's being 8 months since I ventured in.. Though I was skeptical at first because I wasn't sure if they'll meet up to my expectations..@Rochelle_212 It has been a good opportunity for me and my family thank I made over $17k with the help of @Rochelle_212 platform
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Did he then motion for you to turn the key to lock it and then throw the key away?

Just curious as to how far he took the threat.
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You are not allowed to speak in the presence of Elon the Kid
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I taught my dog the zip-it command so I could get him be quiet during zoom calls 
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that happened*
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Did you, in fact, zip it? Hope not.
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Did he flash his piece? 

*did I say that right?
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Interpretation is an action that allows us to view a situation through the lens of our own preferences.
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did you reciprocate with an appropriate dr. evil (tm) smirk, gesture, or laser-equipped sharknado??

professionalism, etc.
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Sorry, but this popped into my head
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at least he didn't do this
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A polite gentleman fastens his trousers.
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Contemplate this upon the Tree of Woe.
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Quite the rise from Jack Evans calling you an asshole
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Don’t interrupt unless beckoned by God Musk.
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Maybe he's one of those teachers that quit. Has a very elementary vibe.
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You were just introduced to yet another facet of the Boer and his media persona
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Well, if he, like Musk’s lawyer, thinks that Musk is a “kid”, you must look like a little boy to him
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Did you manage not to laugh in his face? Quietly, of course.
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What were you asking? 
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Good news. Crafts time has been extended to two hours today
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The Musk stan is so silly.
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Would've been tempting to launch into this
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raise your hand if you want to ask a question fish so rude
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This is brilliant! And it worked?
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What was he gonna do if he you wanted to say something?
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did he inherit @Jack's muscle with the acquisition?
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LOL, that's what happens in the land of Dr evil
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Warming up that FUD pen, eh?
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How inappropriate and unacceptable
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I definitely pictured Dr Evil
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Yes, don't question the billionaires!
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Twitter sitter 2.0
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Did you give him this?
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Tell him to suck a bag of dicks
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Tell me you gave him the finger
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Did he throw away the key
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Are you serious….
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Free speech, amirite? Haha
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Geezuz. I'm sorry.
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Cope harder..
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Elon musk
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Did you zip it?
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Oh yeah, crybaby?
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I hope you’ll report that.
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???
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And did you? 
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ya shut the fuck up
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So did you?
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Zip it?
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[tweet: 1620921192449445888, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 02/01/23 03:05:02 (HIGH,13,51,2,3579) Some of the flaws revealed by AI Addict include: a car in Full Self-Driving crashing into a bike lane bollard, a near miss with a pedestrian crossing the street, and a car traveling down light rail tracks]
[tweet: 1621219953272827904, from: @brandonlive (UNKNOWN) on 02/02/23 10:52:12 (HIGH,,5,,176) This is incorrect. He was fired for multiple reasons including performing his test driver duties in an unsafe manner, selling unauthorized Tesla-branded gear, and for misrepresenting himself as a member of the Autopilot engineering team.]
[tweet: 1620926016658239490, from: @geezer_tweeter (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 03:24:12 (HIGH,,6,1,1096) Strange.  This tweet appeared on my "Following" feed a few minutes ago.  Now it's gone.  I follow  @StanphylCap and they retweeted it so there's no reason it should have disappeared.  I'm sure that's just a bug in $TWTR though because  @elonmusk  is committed to free speech.]
[tweet: 1620930423772831744, from: @vomnox (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 03:41:43 (HIGH,,,1,183) Strange, I'm blocked by @StanphylCap. What did I do?]
[tweet: 1620920909627527168, from: @geezer_tweeter (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 03:03:54 (HIGH,,13,,1221) [empty]]
[tweet: 1620995765563686913, from: @dudeinnovation (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 08:01:21 (HIGH,1,6,5,601) Just like a seasoned presstitute you are giving half the story, half the context. As an employee instead of giving feedback internally he was bad mouthing publicly on YT on a product that was still under development  Every employer would fire a person like this without hesitation]
[tweet: 1621197480632406016, from: @geezer_tweeter (UNKNOWN) on 02/02/23 09:22:54 (HIGH,,5,,46) [empty]]
[tweet: 1621012423267303425, from: @rainbowhurrica2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 09:07:33 (HIGH,0,,,435) Maybe he could test it again with latest 20.69.3.2]
[tweet: 1620929596882563074, from: @cybercampr (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 03:38:25 (HIGH,,7,,985) There's more to the story than that lol. He shouldn't have been doing that as an employee.]
[tweet: 1620982642899566592, from: @burstaholic (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 07:09:13 (HIGH,,7,1,130) That explains why they won't honor his car warranty, yeah? Because that's totally related and not petty harassment?]
[tweet: 1621854567942995973, from: @loveracing36joy (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 04:53:56 (HIGH,0,,,7) Just the pain in the ass of taking them to cart but I'm pretty sure with the big deal they make about no maintenance cost you're covered in the warranty somewhere. You'll just have to climb over a pile of rotting lawyers first]
[tweet: 1620977205001224192, from: @flybyrawhoney (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 06:47:36 (LOW,,3,,119) Tesla is a cult-like company, and some of its employees are like North Korean state employees. They are indoctrinated to serve the mercurial narcissistic boss.]
[tweet: 1621035942302875648, from: @thebearded_dad (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 10:41:00 (LOW,0,,,70) Video looks fake AF.]

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Strange.  This tweet appeared on my "Following" feed a few minutes ago.  Now it's gone.  I follow 
@StanphylCap
and they retweeted it so there's no reason it should have disappeared.  I'm sure that's just a bug in $TWTR though because 
@elonmusk
 is committed to free speech.
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Just like a seasoned presstitute you are giving half the story, half the context. As an employee instead of giving feedback internally he was bad mouthing publicly on YT on a product that was still under development

Every employer would fire a person like this without hesitation
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This is incorrect. He was fired for multiple reasons including performing his test driver duties in an unsafe manner, selling unauthorized Tesla-branded gear, and for misrepresenting himself as a member of the Autopilot engineering team.
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Tesla is a cult-like company, and some of its employees are like North Korean state employees. They are indoctrinated to serve the mercurial narcissistic boss.
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That explains why they won't honor his car warranty, yeah? Because that's totally related and not petty harassment?
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Just the pain in the ass of taking them to cart but I'm pretty sure with the big deal they make about no maintenance cost you're covered in the warranty somewhere. You'll just have to climb over a pile of rotting lawyers first
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There's more to the story than that lol. He shouldn't have been doing that as an employee.
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Strange, I'm blocked by @StanphylCap. What did I do?
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Maybe he could test it again with latest 20.69.3.2
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Video looks fake AF.
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[tweet: 1606670403887169538, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 12/24/22 07:17:29 (HIGH,536,2966,18,401965) IT staff refused to onboard Weiss, worried if she was granted the full access Musk requested Twitter would be breaking the law. The order was a response to previous privacy concerns.  To some, it was unclear if Musk had read it.  https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/24/elon-musk-twitter-meltdown-tesla/…]
[tweet: 1606672941399302146, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 12/24/22 07:27:34 (HIGH,329,2027,23,195918) Days later, two executives with oversight of matters related to the Twitter Files were fired.   Weiss' access was overseen by a chaperone, new Twitter Trust and Safety chief Ella Irwin, whose name appeared in a watermark on one of the documents.]
[tweet: 1606673934627250178, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 12/24/22 07:31:31 (HIGH,388,2054,42,176788) Inside Twitter, Musk occupies a 10th-floor conference room with a staging area. There, they wait for the Twitter CEO — sometimes for more than an hour — before being called in.  Meeting guests are instructed not to speak until Musk does.]
[tweet: 1606692294308012033, from: @faizsays (VERIFIED) on 12/24/22 08:44:28 (HIGH,181,2453,22,189033) surely the Starlink guy who has done an entire Twitter Spaces from the air had no way of communicating yeah]
[tweet: 1606707471338598402, from: @slubbusa (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:44:47 (HIGH,2,26,4,12261) Twitter is no longer that interesting. It’s more boring than anything]
[tweet: 1606966950080700416, from: @islandwoodfired (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 02:55:51 (HIGH,0,,,24) yet here you are…]
[tweet: 1606684841314902016, from: @failuresam (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:14:51 (HIGH,,3,1,22471) Clean the house.]
[tweet: 1606693502611587072, from: @kimkaliszewski (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:49:16 (HIGH,,1,,684) Bye, then.]
[tweet: 1606777434350968832, from: @belchspeak (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:22:47 (HIGH,0,,,7599) #FakeNews]
[tweet: 1606860632317644801, from: @wjreturns (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:53:23 (HIGH,,3,,309) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606880986616266752, from: @bchatestochat (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:14:16 (HIGH,2,31,4,8388) So is Elon just Trump before the lobotomy?]
[tweet: 1607067205866323968, from: @ends_thenbegins (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 09:34:14 (HIGH,,1,,175) Elon is Trump before he got thrown in a permanent orange paint.]
[tweet: 1606669716051087360, from: @trilby_dare (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:14:45 (HIGH,36,383,2,33374) Ugh… can you at least correct the part where you say he founded PayPal https://twitter.com/glickzac/status/1602805787801157632…  https://corporate.findlaw.com/contracts/compensation/separation-agreement-and-mutual-release-paypal-inc-and-elon.html…]
[tweet: 1606774104019070976, from: @lightshade55 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:09:33 (HIGH,,1,,351) Ugh... can you remove the Mastodon link in your bio if all you do is sit on twitter.]
[tweet: 1606672896830722048, from: @rociwi (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:27:23 (HIGH,,8,,25620) seems interesting but not gonna sub for it]
[tweet: 1606675330424799232, from: @trilby_dare (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:37:04 (HIGH,23,99,10,9487) Happy to remove the paywall]
[tweet: 1606677498728792064, from: @chesspoof (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:45:40 (HIGH,97,1275,39,54450) elon’s genius is that he convinced markets Tesla was right on the cusp of driverless cars and space tourism. None of that is close to being true in the firseebale future.  Elon is much more PT Barnum than any kind of scientific genius]
[tweet: 1606740514262642689, from: @mg92312965 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:56:05 (HIGH,,9,,1051) Have you seen the rockets that self land themselves?]
[tweet: 1606684993773867009, from: @abditum (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:15:27 (HIGH,24,309,4,17662) Elon doing the Get spit roasted by the EU commission and FTC speedrun challenge]
[tweet: 1606780667123347456, from: @yusoycereal (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:35:38 (HIGH,0,,,374) Yah they definitely don't want him exposing what they are doing.]
[tweet: 1606679298173472769, from: @coorgimach (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:52:49 (HIGH,,38,,19822) You are a journalist?]
[tweet: 1606699302956535809, from: @sandi89701936 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:12:19 (HIGH,4,85,1,10469) Vindictive the same as Trump. Ultimately, it doesn't work out well when those people turn on their bosses who treated them like garbage.]
[tweet: 1606706243418361857, from: @jenns_acct (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:39:54 (HIGH,5,213,2,8919) He’s so desperate to make “twitter files” a thing  how embarrassing for him lol]
[tweet: 1606706352381992963, from: @bmhochberg (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:40:20 (HIGH,36,205,9,22066) I’m reading “full access to everything at Twitter” but we’re still waiting for what the Trump White House (the actual government) requested that was equally honored. So, we’re still looking at partisan politics being played by @elonmusk.]
[tweet: 1606723494733090826, from: @jezzerat (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:48:27 (HIGH,8,192,3,8695) To be fair, the only people who believe Elon Musk is a genius are people who are mostly unfamiliar with him, and people who desperately need that to be true.]
[tweet: 1606727915978526723, from: @sonicdeath (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:06:01 (HIGH,5,24,2,3721) Note @FTC why is @twitter getting away with blatant privacy violations?]
[tweet: 1606742206836264960, from: @axellycan (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:02:48 (HIGH,24,374,5,14868) I think the article needs to be revised because it falsely paints Elon as the founder of Paypal, SpaceX, and Tesla. He was not a founder of any of those things.]
[tweet: 1606757806329450496, from: @iscavalry (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:04:47 (HIGH,1,12,11,5213) It is no surprise that journalists hate musk. Their profession is dying. Musk is accelerating their demise by showing them how irrelevant they are becoming. They lost their trust and credibility decades ago. And try doing a negative piece on Amazon, bezos post.]
[tweet: 1606758761951072257, from: @peterarcher37 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:08:35 (HIGH,11,103,7,11101) Giving a journalist free access to everyone's DM's... and conservatives cheer]
[tweet: 1606784476553551873, from: @_researchergirl (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:50:46 (HIGH,3,44,1,7072) Excellent piece. I’m surprised you can still find employees willing to speak to you, given the culture of fear and terror he’s quickly implemented.]
[tweet: 1606696711589617664, from: @nnimrodd (VERIFIED) on 12/24/22 09:02:01 (HIGH,,30,,51864) Well done @bariweiss]
[tweet: 1607059970033389571, from: @leifactual (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 09:05:29 (HIGH,,16,,568) Well done getting in on the grift at the ground level? Cause it sure ain’t “well done as a journalist”.]
[tweet: 1606699090863329280, from: @billhobson1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:11:28 (HIGH,,15,,9599) What a laughable smear job.]
[tweet: 1606713192612339712, from: @james1972 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:07:31 (HIGH,1,5,1,595) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606696943949946880, from: @michaelbruner (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:02:57 (HIGH,1,17,,8267) Looks like things are at the "we had to keep stuff a secret" phase.]
[tweet: 1606739465485312000, from: @derangedfocus (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:51:55 (HIGH,4,32,,2212) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606750239133663232, from: @robaltman14 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:34:43 (HIGH,,23,,3036) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606779773929275392, from: @robbrie (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:32:05 (HIGH,2,16,,2230) Elmo's been exposed liked TFG's financial "genius" this week via his tax returns disclosure.  (They're the same person.)]
[tweet: 1606794951589003264, from: @rgbatlantica (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 03:32:23 (HIGH,4,36,2,3578) Musk has the uncanny ability to turn gold into lead in a very short period of time. He's no genius.]
[tweet: 1606812289843462144, from: @realhirondelle (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 04:41:17 (HIGH,31,322,3,7435) …]
[tweet: 1606712508731240453, from: @ralphmakes (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:04:48 (HIGH,52,202,15,19169) Two important things: 1) Bari Weiss, Taibbi, etc. appear to have been given access to every user’s private DMs (this jives with a screenshot Weiss posted) 2) Musk and possibly Weiss, Taibbi have had the ability to post from any account on Twitter including @WhiteHouse @JoeBiden]
[tweet: 1606776937787101184, from: @enjoyhifi (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:20:49 (HIGH,,4,1,1081) One more important thing: Bari Weiss is actually Barry White in disguise.]
[tweet: 1606830779794956288, from: @theartofasty (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 05:54:46 (HIGH,,20,,5700) And yet @Snowden will keep defending this circus lol]
[tweet: 1607110171649507329, from: @lisamikolajczy3 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 12:24:58 (HIGH,,1,,46) Snowden is a Russian propaganda tool for Putin.]
[tweet: 1606717331127812098, from: @drchimpus (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:23:57 (HIGH,,3,1,7810) If it’s so damning release it for free.]
[tweet: 1606728983327830016, from: @dsanatelli (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:10:15 (HIGH,,1,,1327) boring.]
[tweet: 1606810121266405380, from: @joshua_t_white (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 04:32:40 (HIGH,1,14,,19670) This article embodies journalistic excellence. Well done, Faiz!  Keep it coming.]
[tweet: 1606705394994515969, from: @tieroneposter (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:36:31 (HIGH,,2,,263) Did the consent decree end in the last 2 weeks or is it more accurate to say "Twitter, which is still under a decade-old FTC order"]
[tweet: 1606713149633474560, from: @blueeyedmonkey (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:07:20 (HIGH,,5,,5214) Sholy hit!]
[tweet: 1606715795605622784, from: @bryanro52297374 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:17:51 (HIGH,,1,1,1146) Your article is behind a paywall. Too bad for you. I guess I’ll just have to read the Twitter files instead]
[tweet: 1606698027628040192, from: @dude_guy22 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:07:15 (HIGH,,,1,1068) Are people supposed to pay for this?]
[tweet: 1606946279019655168, from: @etodemerze (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 01:33:43 (HIGH,0,,,2) Yes NewShillAccount people pay for this.]
[tweet: 1606837875328356353, from: @tonyrush (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 06:22:57 (HIGH,7,127,4,4190) Article says Elon Musk has lost $130 BILLION of his personal net worth in less than a year.  That’s amazing.  It would probably take me at least three years to lose that much.]
[tweet: 1606938489375043587, from: @cryptocptn (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 01:02:45 (HIGH,0,,,69) Lol dream on]
[tweet: 1606854764238618627, from: @pretefunkera (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:30:04 (HIGH,5,90,1,4272) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606914091796549633, from: @andrewr70528002 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:25:49 (HIGH,0,,,77) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606865569512574979, from: @plaguestopper (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:13:00 (HIGH,,1,1,778) Blue Sky please hurry.]
[tweet: 1609821288566067202, from: @wulfsethen (UNKNOWN) on 01/01/23 11:57:58 (HIGH,0,,,46) Jack Dorsey idolizes Musk. Not gonna help.]
[tweet: 1606866417319550976, from: @deborahfordjohn (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:16:22 (HIGH,3,53,1,1589) Elon went into a death spiral after the Chapelle incident.]
[tweet: 1607138767030321153, from: @ducttapemom (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 02:18:35 (HIGH,0,,,43) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606716748010782720, from: @charlemagne0814 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:21:38 (HIGH,0,,,610) WaPo...]
[tweet: 1608006453742243842, from: @jennelizabethj (UNKNOWN) on 12/27/22 11:46:28 (HIGH,0,,,85) I am fumingggg]
[tweet: 1606709986377203718, from: @rightpointns (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:54:46 (HIGH,0,,,2001) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606724833521577985, from: @silenced112 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:53:46 (HIGH,0,,,115) I thought freedom of the press was a good thing. Who cares what the tech industry thinks?]
[tweet: 1606728577860386816, from: @denouncefying (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:08:39 (HIGH,0,,,82) How much does Bezos, the billionaire who owns the PR firm where you work, pay you to write hit pieces on his rival?  Do WaPoo articles note Bezos’ conflicts of interests?  Tesla > Rivian SpaceX > Blue Origin]
[tweet: 1606733959324631048, from: @yoyomam22081705 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:30:02 (HIGH,0,,,866) Using signal to communicate with staff? I wonder why the secrecy?]
[tweet: 1606752756726992897, from: @laylawelch16 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:44:43 (HIGH,,2,,2287) Appreciate and respect Elon in getting this out to the public.]
[tweet: 1606754396867792896, from: @dralyanyashin (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:51:14 (HIGH,0,,,1577) Good job]
[tweet: 1606761748631281664, from: @82btx (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:20:27 (HIGH,,1,,1001) Talk about a nothingburger]
[tweet: 1606769672380207104, from: @millenboy (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:51:56 (HIGH,0,,,1250) ˈtwidər, c'est moi, Elmo maybe?]
[tweet: 1606774082510491651, from: @ebplais (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:09:28 (HIGH,,7,,4140) sorry I’m not subscribing to WaPo until Jeff Stein unblocks me]
[tweet: 1606787977430048768, from: @debunkmoutarde (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 03:04:41 (HIGH,0,,,1046) Even private DMs?]
[tweet: 1606813591281504256, from: @narskdy (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 04:46:27 (HIGH,,9,,1340) How come you keep calling Tesla a car company? And why isn't there a single mention of CARBON CREDITS?]
[tweet: 1606821650183630848, from: @etodemerze (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 05:18:29 (HIGH,0,,,10) I think twitter may be hiding things]
[tweet: 1606823170887090179, from: @lookabee83 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 05:24:31 (HIGH,5,113,,4364) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606828079015501826, from: @bonshob (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 05:44:02 (HIGH,0,,,563) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606841574855704578, from: @notsolittleold1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 06:37:39 (HIGH,3,6,,610) OMG is @elonmusk trying to get sued or tank @Tesla? Why would a far right political news editor get access to all private info!?]
[tweet: 1606843920004091904, from: @thatleeroy (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 06:46:58 (HIGH,,2,,1750) No longer public so he can do whatever he wants but this sounds like a security or data privacy violation unless the person is an employee or consultant.]
[tweet: 1606844845384994817, from: @amsterdammerdog (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 06:50:39 (HIGH,0,,,203) What is source of news?]
[tweet: 1606846184177696768, from: @notasokpuppet (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 06:55:58 (HIGH,,1,,457) Musk is a fraud.]
[tweet: 1606851150204092418, from: @maedafanaccount (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:15:42 (HIGH,,1,,500) Bari Weiss lol]
[tweet: 1606860750840303618, from: @policy_h (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:53:51 (HIGH,,3,,537) They let her read people’s private DMs.  This company can never be trusted.]
[tweet: 1606864874432303105, from: @middle_sad (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:10:14 (HIGH,,2,,78) The same Jim Baker that was in the middle of "Russiagate" How much did the FBI pay you to write this? 2/2]
[tweet: 1606865902875836417, from: @fungusbeetle (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:14:20 (HIGH,,,1,1280) I'm so, so happy that I deleted my acct the moment he said he was moving forward with the deal, original price, immediately before the election.  Pretty clear then that it wasn't going to end well, but handing over peoples dms and other contact information is a giant nope.]
[tweet: 1606867411990355969, from: @jenga_ca (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:20:19 (HIGH,,1,,1107) This is very, very bad.]
[tweet: 1606867771165638656, from: @fungusbeetle (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:21:45 (HIGH,,1,,242) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606894966898413569, from: @birdyluisa (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:09:49 (HIGH,,2,,1926) As an app, we know Twitter isn't giganticly popular. The I must have it obsession of Musk's that has precipitated critical Musk analysis which should always have been]
[tweet: 1606898410841407491, from: @patrick13369301 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:23:30 (HIGH,,1,,273) I’m not even google what’s his name]
[tweet: 1606946330680721408, from: @zonermight (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 01:33:55 (HIGH,,5,,882) Dear @FTC, please investigate musk now.]
[tweet: 1606971651148627973, from: @slimsmartin2 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 03:14:32 (HIGH,,1,,74) Democrats cannot tolerate the truth surfacing. So sad!]
[tweet: 1606973691870707713, from: @davidfjblgb (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 03:22:38 (HIGH,,1,,90) So everyone is ok with the FBI CIA and other abbreviated agency's reading your DMs  , but not a journalist.......ok]
[tweet: 1607011502317240320, from: @ludalisl (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:52:53 (HIGH,,11,,799) Cool.   As a European I will sue over this. Thanks for 20% of Twitter's annual revenue. That would be the fine. For *every single* law suit in Europe.]
[tweet: 1607014836495417344, from: @danielpcollier (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 06:06:08 (HIGH,,1,,669) Twitter is a social and culture driven technology.   You can "make number go up".  The success metrics are different than building cars or rockets.   The opinion of the common folk is much more important.]
[tweet: 1607087832098799616, from: @d_barbera (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 10:56:12 (HIGH,,1,,272) You pull back the curtains and find a self-proclaimed Wizard of Oz.]
[tweet: 1607133859052916736, from: @jl_whitaker (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 01:59:05 (HIGH,1,,,343) Any chance at all that he considered the T&Cs with users re their data? Even KNEW they HAVE a Privacy Policy? @twitter @elonmusk]
[tweet: 1607216958554148870, from: @hariharnandan (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 07:29:18 (HIGH,,2,,39) [empty]]
[tweet: 1607272894140416001, from: @conceptjournal (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 11:11:34 (HIGH,,,1,974) @threadreaderapp unroll]
[tweet: 1607284818160816128, from: @clauduella_ella (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 11:58:57 (HIGH,,1,,315) Definitely illegal! @Anwalt_Jun]
[tweet: 1607375736922570752, from: @doxiedachsie (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 06:00:13 (HIGH,,4,,243) I remember Lee Iacocca taking over Chrysler & saving it. This is not the same.]
[tweet: 1606818050493366273, from: @nimalrightstrev (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 05:04:11 (HIGH,,5,1,903) It’s too bad tech people are too smart to unionize]
[tweet: 1606842295051223040, from: @catdad_99 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 06:40:31 (HIGH,5,49,2,3710) Can we normalize calling Twitter files the "Twitter Lies?"]
[tweet: 1606856894429143040, from: @frakmaga2022 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:38:32 (HIGH,9,53,1,2061) And the Conservatives were angry that China had access to people's TikToks. Yet cheer when reporters get access to everyone's private messages. HMMMM!]
[tweet: 1606668669806940168, from: @milmilebattery (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:10:35 (HIGH,,5,,9211) Trash]
[tweet: 1606677689255034882, from: @rockgun90 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:46:26 (HIGH,,27,1,875) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606700289616134149, from: @scottbieser (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:16:14 (HIGH,5,2,15,5461) Major CIA/FBI Print Organ slags tech CEO for exposing FBI perfidy. Film at 11.]
[tweet: 1606700844770000896, from: @pulie2011 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:18:27 (HIGH,,17,1,1048) "FBI perfidy"  LOL]
[tweet: 1606669635108999168, from: @tittertakeover (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:14:26 (HIGH,5,135,62,224357) Lol. You know he was flying back from the World Cup right? He tweeted as soon as he landed.   Not everything is a conspiracy.]
[tweet: 1606689842162720769, from: @malcalgary (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:34:43 (HIGH,2,194,1,5392) Hey, if you see Elon, tell him I'm willing to share my Boingo account login if he needs it. The he'd be able to Tweet while in the air just like me!]
[tweet: 1606680462658703360, from: @itsreallyalex_ (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:57:27 (HIGH,,26,,13534) I’m sure this article is really unbiased and factual]
[tweet: 1606696973498826753, from: @gmarshall3 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:03:04 (HIGH,1,14,1,487) [empty]]
[tweet: 1607245955912421376, from: @amystar100 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 09:24:31 (HIGH,0,,,137) I’ll wager that Musk will not step down.]
[tweet: 1607394552737841180, from: @mjs1771 (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 07:14:59 (HIGH,0,,,108) Intended or mistaken?]
[tweet: 1607401393434005504, from: @toddcolorado (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 07:42:10 (HIGH,0,,,57) Should be pointed out more that not a single “Twitter File” has been released for outside verification.   IOW, there’s no such thing as Twitter Files.]
[tweet: 1607461102626947076, from: @_arihawkins (VERIFIED) on 12/26/22 11:39:26 (HIGH,,4,,1533) The twitter files files]
[tweet: 1607463855814504449, from: @hpcr8r (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 11:50:23 (HIGH,0,,,19) Anybody working from Mastodont is a RED flag for me,.]
[tweet: 1607492879278116864, from: @hristexas4 (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 01:45:42 (HIGH,0,,,17) I was once told it wasn’t enough to be the smartest in the room - I was also supposed to be the wisest…@elonmusk hasn’t mastered either.]
[tweet: 1606719476627836929, from: @tinfoilblack (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:32:29 (HIGH,,1,,2146) Does the CIA own controlling stocks of Bezos/WP? LOL]
[tweet: 1606729334781546496, from: @marsalientwitme (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:11:39 (HIGH,,1,,52) Yes ... all corporations are owned by the CIA and the communists]
[tweet: 1607003650865389570, from: @bostronix (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:21:41 (HIGH,1,4,3,964) Imagine completely ignoring the revelations from the Twitter files and then accuse Elon Musk of knowing nothing about software & business. Then you cite a Management Professor at Santa Clara. This isn't journalism; it's gossip entertainment for the formerly blue checked.]
[tweet: 1607013066679681024, from: @shada_triduc (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:59:06 (HIGH,,1,,111) Imagine paying $8 and being completely ignored still.]
[tweet: 1606846979140898817, from: @bribleck (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 06:59:08 (HIGH,0,,,1491) This article is pretty solid. Good work!!]
[tweet: 1606857583934988290, from: @kusselman (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:41:16 (HIGH,0,,,404) I guess there’s no right to privacy here.. imagine that?]
[tweet: 1606859276256960513, from: @crypticrambler1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:48:00 (HIGH,0,,,278) The whole thing is juvenile]
[tweet: 1606864462400593920, from: @middle_sad (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:08:36 (HIGH,0,,,99) Maybe you could have mentioned who Jim Baker is beyond "deputy general counsel Jim Baker had been “exited” from the company, as the CEO cited what he called his “possible role in suppression of information important to the public dialogue.” 1/2]
[tweet: 1606876098838827009, from: @jinofski (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:54:50 (HIGH,0,,,483) The real #twitterfiles]
[tweet: 1606878472810672128, from: @aussiestorblog (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:04:16 (HIGH,0,,,247) Memo to self - don’t ever put anything into slack or email that you wouldn’t want to see later posted without your consent by a journalist on Twitter]
[tweet: 1606926923934097408, from: @alpheusriparius (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 12:16:48 (HIGH,0,,,19) Say "Howdy" to Jeff.]
[tweet: 1606948456731672578, from: @sunflirter (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 01:42:22 (HIGH,0,,,130) Good luck!]
[tweet: 1606957638771777538, from: @stefandraschan (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 02:18:51 (HIGH,0,,,635) Muskuato & Marsmusk]
[tweet: 1606963344384167936, from: @seanaolson (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 02:41:31 (HIGH,0,,,254) Excellent journalism and a great read.  I recommend watching Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery. Who do you think they modeled the bumbling billionaire after?  https://imdb.com/title/tt11564570/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk…]
[tweet: 1606768632775979008, from: @mikeparks75 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:47:49 (HIGH,,3,1,1324) he wants the data. he’s going to feed it to an AI…]
[tweet: 1606769063094784002, from: @mikeparks75 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:49:31 (HIGH,,3,,138) And AI built by a man who’s only “guiding light” is the search for more money and power.   Do you want to feed it your data?]
[tweet: 1606765094792155136, from: @erinnyc (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:33:45 (HIGH,2,17,11,2697) Desperately trying to discredit Musk does not negate the rampant govt corruption revealed by internal Twitter docs. Notice NO ONE has disputed their veracity. Now do something meaningful and stop simping for the war machine.]
[tweet: 1606780083196366848, from: @bullvibes (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:33:19 (HIGH,,2,,153) Like you’re simping for Elon?]
[tweet: 1606695276831735810, from: @ocsaint1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:56:19 (HIGH,,3,,2162) Democracy dies in darkness. Please start living by this or take it down. Good grief.]
[tweet: 1606752054751420416, from: @hamburgerjack (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:41:56 (HIGH,,1,,1141) Isn't WaPo owned by that other evil rich man?]
[tweet: 1606861718931804161, from: @crackers28 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:57:42 (HIGH,,8,,400) And Bari is an entitled hack and a blowhard.  Makes sense Elon picked her.]
[tweet: 1606893886219358210, from: @zettlerwithaz (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:05:31 (HIGH,,2,1,309) Oh no, transparency . Can’t have that. Definitely don’t want journalists to have access to factual information. They better stick to op eds and assumptions like you clowns at wa post. Maybe do some investigative journalism on Bezos instead of getting off on musk?]
[tweet: 1607041274154188801, from: @sdsunchaser (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 07:51:11 (HIGH,,1,,82) Genius? Musk? Ha!!! #ElonMusk]
[tweet: 1607725901470658562, from: @daverl2 (UNKNOWN) on 12/27/22 05:11:39 (HIGH,0,,,12) Don't u work 4 the paper that knew the factual truth about hunter Biden Laptop, but only recently admitted it shows illegal behavior w him n his father - the current president. U must have gone to goebbels school of journalism.]
[tweet: 1606738742882045953, from: @poppymoppet (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:49:02 (HIGH,,1,,1310) He was right to do so. Twitter should not be hiding anything for anybody.]
[tweet: 1607000210609430528, from: @apacalda1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:08:01 (HIGH,,1,,52) I would empathize with the poor saps having to obey a megabillionaire….. but they’re so-called journalists at the wash post lol]
[tweet: 1606684204355526658, from: @opinionatedmeme (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:12:19 (LOW,,1,,1244) This article, and many like it, written by someone whose historical legacy will be nonexistent and commenting on someone’s lack of genius is the most ironic and stupid thing of the era we live in.]
[tweet: 1606791694053216257, from: @mynnoj (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 03:19:27 (LOW,,1,1,71) That’s right everybody, it’s a Twitter Blue subscriber]
[tweet: 1606686088533262337, from: @leighwolf (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:19:48 (LOW,,4,1,879) It's quite the spectacle to watch the old guard bring to bear every insane idea they can think of to discredit and stop Musk.   Today's edition: "The guy who made the electric car a real thing and lands rockets returning from space ISn'T AKcHulLy SMarT."]
[tweet: 1606697503683973121, from: @crowwashere (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:05:10 (LOW,,13,,222) People are saying this because he yanked the stock of his most profitable company and seems hell bent on mocking and turning off this companies main customer base. How can anyone be a Tesla investor and feel good about musks behavior is crazy]
[tweet: 1607033845072674822, from: @tilmanwinkler (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 07:21:40 (LOW,,2,1,52) If this is true, Twitter will be sued into oblivion. Musk shows zero respect for the law and should feel the consequences. He’s endangering many people with his stupid actions.]
[tweet: 1607220003819978756, from: @hubb_kyle (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 07:41:24 (LOW,0,,,9) I doubt it’s true.]
[tweet: 1606696055965454340, from: @noieluckneeded (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:59:25 (LOW,,1,1,516) Did you really waste time typing this crap?]
[tweet: 1606697559053012994, from: @crowwashere (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:05:23 (LOW,,3,1,109) Why does this anger you?]
[tweet: 1607037295500361728, from: @ttravelli (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 07:35:23 (LOW,,1,1,34) When you have big balls everyone wants a kick at them. @elonmusk may be reckless but he isn't an idiot nor a fool. I am no financial wizard but I believe he has a plan.]
[tweet: 1607375870783782921, from: @lisaannerexlisa (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 06:00:45 (LOW,0,,,4) He does  Anti American Propaganda]
[tweet: 1606801509181693954, from: @szelvenskiy (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 03:58:27 (LOW,,1,,428) This headline clearly leads to unbiased straight news reporting we can trust]
[tweet: 1606677256063324160, from: @rott3nappl3s (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:44:43 (LOW,,,1,433) your billionaire trash boss must be happy to have a rag to attack another billionaire trash boss who's showing weakness.  congrats on being a pawn in all of this!]
[tweet: 1606678645967564800, from: @hjemmefronten16 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:50:14 (LOW,,2,,620) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606700066118549512, from: @exdev2013 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:15:21 (LOW,,1,,122) This guy should be banned for propagating conspiracy theories.  WP should come clean with their own #WPFiles.  How many F B I do they have working there spewing disinformation??]
[tweet: 1606769440724746240, from: @thetopherstein (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:51:01 (LOW,,2,,239) Elon is dumm as the day is MFing long.  He’s rich and that’s it; he’s not smart, not personable, not funny, and has zero interesting stories to tell.  The people who laugh at his schitt are paid shills & sycophants who possess zero dignity,]
[tweet: 1606808449844666369, from: @slkdjfoieurfdas (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 04:26:02 (LOW,,1,1,421) @threadreaderapp unroll]
[tweet: 1606863416601477121, from: @seahawksfan7777 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:04:27 (LOW,,1,,85) Ffs. Musk has never been a genius.]
[tweet: 1606870647921315841, from: @faust_flag (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:33:11 (LOW,1,2,,171) Like how stupid would we be to believe that this sniveling Palestinian strangler would really tell it to us like it is? Weiss, lol, get tf out of here with this op and see to dumping the all the files to the public [they won’t]]
[tweet: 1606905392856195073, from: @julie_hovgaard (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:51:15 (LOW,,1,,41) For goodness sake’s. This article describes a nut not an effective CEO. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. It’s not that he should hire someone to run Twitter. He needs to do that and then have nothing to do with Twitter ever again. I know how harsh that sounds. Read the article]
[tweet: 1606920522369236993, from: @outy5000 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:51:22 (LOW,3,15,,224) Didn't Elon actually bring down his "faux genius" reputation?]
[tweet: 1606694285834854408, from: @systematicinfr1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:52:23 (LOW,0,,,279) A lot of words about nothing bro]
[tweet: 1606839626177646592, from: @nonsenseend (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 06:29:55 (LOW,0,,,118) Oh yeah. Keep pushing the narrative that “he’s so crazy!”]
[tweet: 1606670533168332800, from: @ddamhez20 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:18:00 (LOW,0,,,430) This so called "journalist" is a]
[tweet: 1606696726106030080, from: @michaelbruner (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:02:05 (LOW,0,,,267) Is this the stupidest "controversy" yet? Probably not, but it's pretty dumb.]
[tweet: 1606699472439967746, from: @fatboyinpa (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:12:59 (LOW,0,,,100) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606715875062677505, from: @wheres_my_beef (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:18:10 (LOW,0,,,168) Youre a programmable pleb]
[tweet: 1606744902783508480, from: @iansamyth (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:13:31 (LOW,0,,,158) My DMs aren’t private? Ewwww Twitter is trassshhhh]
[tweet: 1606752899262197760, from: @newsomrefugee (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:45:17 (LOW,0,,,93) just swap bari for fbi and then write your story. since that's the real story.]
[tweet: 1606755277650669570, from: @kevinfilmbuff (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:54:44 (LOW,0,,,134) He’s mediocre AF. Shocking how truly middle of the road he is. He’s basically the Ed Norton character in Glass Onion.]
[tweet: 1606760798730080256, from: @terrandescent (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:16:41 (LOW,0,,,160) Paywalled and just from what you posted I see you didn't do any proper research.  The real story is what Twitter files have exposed. I know your masters want that to go away.]
[tweet: 1606767645227118595, from: @frontiers_suck (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 01:43:53 (LOW,0,,,99) I know The Washington hoax is teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, do you think pasting an article about Twitter is going to get us to buy a subscription to a propaganda rag just to read about twitter?]
[tweet: 1606783806962368513, from: @udchupacabras (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:48:06 (LOW,0,,,84) You might be jealous you weren’t the one given access to the twitter files, but it’s ok for Elon to reveal to us all the shitlib shenanigans that were happening under prior leadership]
[tweet: 1606786960059777024, from: @jr202220222022 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 03:00:38 (LOW,0,,,82) Crashing down to earth? He exposed the greatest election interference in the history of the country.  Vía the FBI.  #TwitterFiles]
[tweet: 1606847436772806663, from: @gavinquinlan (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:00:57 (LOW,0,,,68) Sadly @bariweiss wasn’t able to make sense or truth of the information. Just puked what she thought her pay master needed.]
[tweet: 1606849572546179072, from: @metareversed (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:09:26 (LOW,0,,,37) It’s amazing how you wapo people see the only story as Musk. All you do is report your emotional@bias and not how bad twitter was. I wonder why ?]
[tweet: 1606860410254245889, from: @naamanpridemore (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:52:30 (LOW,0,,,21) Democrats applauding the coordination between corporations and the security state to suppress speech and target their enemies]
[tweet: 1606863348674560000, from: @letsgobrandon89 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:04:11 (LOW,0,,,34) Another baby in need of a gooberment bottle with a nipple...]
[tweet: 1606880513305755648, from: @hkfan45 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:12:23 (LOW,0,,,39) Lol at Bari Weiss.]
[tweet: 1606937421819834368, from: @flybynite747 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 12:58:31 (LOW,0,,,21) This article shows how terrified they are now of Musk exposing the truth.]
[tweet: 1606948050844504065, from: @negute2 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 01:40:45 (LOW,0,,,15) Lol am sure jeffs washington post is the truth beacon. Clowns]
[tweet: 1606999003073490948, from: @seek4actuality (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:03:13 (LOW,,1,,19) All things will come to an end when a fool believes they are above everyone and everything. Elon Musk is no king, just a heartless fool who will soon come to an end by his own words and actions.]
[tweet: 1607005042694815748, from: @sjwilliams123 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:27:13 (LOW,,1,,21) Good grief, you people whine more than a hungry newborn baby. Elon owns twitter. Period. He can do whatever tf he wants and you all just need to get over it. You sound like infants.]
[tweet: 1607082530095730693, from: @donwuan12 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 10:35:07 (LOW,0,,,25) Just wait until the EU and US come after Twitter for violating privacy laws. It will be epic.]
[tweet: 1607151633380823040, from: @cmos76 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 03:09:43 (LOW,0,,,24) This seems Ye levels of manic. It feels like he's abandoned his companies in order to use Twitter as  the treasure trove of info to prove whatever weird conspiracies are swimming in that head.]
[tweet: 1608671108852764674, from: @hpcr8r (UNKNOWN) on 12/29/22 07:47:34 (LOW,0,,,2) Look who is talking. The WAPO nitwitz commies.]
[tweet: 1609990063642841088, from: @magdalenamoreh1 (UNKNOWN) on 01/02/23 11:08:37 (LOW,0,,,11) Wapo  Dem hacks in disguise. All lefties hate elon.]
[tweet: 1606821315096240128, from: @dangerbug (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 05:17:09 (LOW,,1,,615) It's as if you were not paying attention on that call. The person asking the questions asked for a 36 hour long answer when answers are a few seconds long. It's like asking Joe Biden to explain the 4,000 page budget he is about to sign.]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1607003628442877952, from: @dotpaula (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:21:36 (ABUSIVE,,,1,53) Is idiot-savant too charitable? Is he adept at anything other creating new people who also can't stand him?]
[tweet: 1607004560014585857, from: @dotpaula (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:25:18 (ABUSIVE,,2,,52) Other than. You know, on mastodon I can edit and so there i appear to be an excellent speller and also very good at grammar and math.]
[tweet: 1607354761249964033, from: @ziadmurica (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 04:36:52 (ABUSIVE,,,1,31) You are a mountain of idiocy and ignorance, I can’t express in words the level of disdain that I have for your ilk at WAPO and NYT due to the rabid hate you people are displaying for someone who changed the course of humanity in many industries.]
[tweet: 1607364965630894080, from: @ziadmurica (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 05:17:25 (ABUSIVE,0,,,34) and I hate to make it personal but those like you who attack folks who are doing great good in this world need to understand that it’s not ok and in that vein I’m about to counter attack you, you must have a lot of anger at the world for taking a photo like this .]
[tweet: 1606712270142275584, from: @aidenrodolfo (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:03:51 (ABUSIVE,,1,,103) He would have thought that an engineer is actually a complete fucking idiot?]
[tweet: 1606779122709327872, from: @buddadonny (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:29:30 (ABUSIVE,,1,,49) Merry Christmas—boycott Tesla]
[tweet: 1606790477302599681, from: @realbenisons (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 03:14:37 (ABUSIVE,,,1,172) You write that Musk said "the people have spoken"  But aren't @donie and @drewharwell still locked out unless they delete tweets Musk claims violated rules? (Or appeals succeed)  Your article implies to me that he granted full pardons]
[tweet: 1606799875483607047, from: @wazoo99 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 03:51:57 (ABUSIVE,,1,,1149) @ariellewass have I not been saying this?]
[tweet: 1606825456225116161, from: @mitchelldstein1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 05:33:36 (ABUSIVE,,3,,75) [empty]]
[tweet: 1607038455267168257, from: @ttravelli (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 07:39:59 (ABUSIVE,,1,,23) Finding people who will take a bullet is tough but if a moron like Trump can do it, I believe @elonmusk can and will also. Put on some coffee, put the feet up and watch the show.]
[tweet: 1606716530896535554, from: @mattatx81 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 10:20:46 (ABUSIVE,0,,,86) More bullshit from Washington Post..]
[tweet: 1606727034708934656, from: @itsperryxp (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 11:02:31 (ABUSIVE,0,,,186) When people can buy bots to give likes, follows, comments, or poll votes.. there is a problem.  Code does need to be redone.]
[tweet: 1606749780767563776, from: @jeff_4_ever (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 12:32:54 (ABUSIVE,0,,,111) Unimaginable how incurious today’s journalists are. Amazing how antagonistic to news they’ve proven themselves time and again. Nobody’s that stupid, so obviously they’re corrupt.]
[tweet: 1606780873055080450, from: @keeluu (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 02:36:27 (ABUSIVE,0,,,75) You guys on the right can’t hold off embarrassing yourself over and over again. No one besides nutcases is interested in Hillary’s emails, Hunter Biden’s laptop or those Twitter files. All stupid nothing burgers, but you revolve all your existences around it. Grow up, get a life!]
[tweet: 1606870031563997184, from: @j2gnome (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 08:30:44 (ABUSIVE,0,,,17) [empty]]
[tweet: 1606881000000458752, from: @maximus_1990 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 09:14:19 (ABUSIVE,0,,,13) I’ll burn your effin book @elonmusk you’re a big effin fraud!]
[tweet: 1607004069096456199, from: @abulhas72543341 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 05:23:21 (ABUSIVE,0,,,17) Prophet Muhammad SAW makes dua (supplication) for his ummah and cries for them like no one ever cried before. He is deeply aggrieved over his ummah and makes dua for the astray. Muhammad Qasim has seen many dreams of our Prophet SAW. Muhammad Qasim Dreams]
[tweet: 1607023074951716865, from: @lanali39088818 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 06:38:52 (ABUSIVE,0,,,15) Muhammad Qasim a blessed Muslim, has seen Prophet Muhammad SAW in his  dreams more than 300 times, and communicated with Allah SWT more than 500  times in dreams. Why are Qasim's dreams so important? Search Muhammad Qasim  Dreams]
[tweet: 1607045744133046274, from: @lxgnzlz (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 08:08:57 (ABUSIVE,0,,,10) He’s so fucking stupid, I love it]
[tweet: 1607106964328452096, from: @futureslice99 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 12:12:13 (ABUSIVE,0,,,12) “Imagine throwing away your entire reputation as a journalist just to do PR for a tech billionaire…”  Fuck the FBI FUCK THE CIA]
[tweet: 1607276149570404353, from: @razuahm06267382 (UNKNOWN) on 12/25/22 11:24:30 (ABUSIVE,0,,,1) pls stay with me and support me]
[tweet: 1607381138003185665, from: @barkleyanderso5 (UNKNOWN) on 12/26/22 06:21:41 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) [empty]]

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Days later, two executives with oversight of matters related to the Twitter Files were fired. 

Weiss' access was overseen by a chaperone, new Twitter Trust and Safety chief Ella Irwin, whose name appeared in a watermark on one of the documents.
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IT staff refused to onboard Weiss, worried if she was granted the full access Musk requested Twitter would be breaking the law. The order was a response to previous privacy concerns.

To some, it was unclear if Musk had read it.

https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/24/elon-musk-twitter-meltdown-tesla/…
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Two important things: 1) Bari Weiss, Taibbi, etc. appear to have been given access to every user’s private DMs (this jives with a screenshot Weiss posted) 2) Musk and possibly Weiss, Taibbi have had the ability to post from any account on Twitter including @WhiteHouse @JoeBiden
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elon’s genius is that he convinced markets Tesla was right on the cusp of driverless cars and space tourism. None of that is close to being true in the firseebale future.  Elon is much more PT Barnum than any kind of scientific genius
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Inside Twitter, Musk occupies a 10th-floor conference room with a staging area. There, they wait for the Twitter CEO — sometimes for more than an hour — before being called in.

Meeting guests are instructed not to speak until Musk does.
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It is no surprise that journalists hate musk. Their profession is dying. Musk is accelerating their demise by showing them how irrelevant they are becoming. They lost their trust and credibility decades ago. And try doing a negative piece on Amazon, bezos post.
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I’m reading “full access to everything at Twitter” but we’re still waiting for what the Trump White House (the actual government) requested that was equally honored. So, we’re still looking at partisan politics being played by @elonmusk.
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surely the Starlink guy who has done an entire Twitter Spaces from the air had no way of communicating yeah
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Oh no, transparency . Can’t have that. Definitely don’t want journalists to have access to factual information. They better stick to op eds and assumptions like you clowns at wa post. Maybe do some investigative journalism on Bezos instead of getting off on musk?
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To be fair, the only people who believe Elon Musk is a genius are people who are mostly unfamiliar with him, and people who desperately need that to be true.
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Imagine completely ignoring the revelations from the Twitter files and then accuse Elon Musk of knowing nothing about software & business. Then you cite a Management Professor at Santa Clara. This isn't journalism; it's gossip entertainment for the formerly blue checked.
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Desperately trying to discredit Musk does not negate the rampant govt corruption revealed by internal Twitter docs. Notice NO ONE has disputed their veracity. Now do something meaningful and stop simping for the war machine.
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For goodness sake’s. This article describes a nut not an effective CEO.
He doesn’t know what he’s doing.
It’s not that he should hire someone to run Twitter. He needs to do that and then have nothing to do with Twitter ever again.
I know how harsh that sounds.
Read the article
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Lol. You know he was flying back from the World Cup right? He tweeted as soon as he landed. 

Not everything is a conspiracy.
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I think the article needs to be revised because it falsely paints Elon as the founder of Paypal, SpaceX, and Tesla. He was not a founder of any of those things.
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Giving a journalist free access to everyone's DM's... and conservatives cheer
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People are saying this because he yanked the stock of his most profitable company and seems hell bent on mocking and turning off this companies main customer base. How can anyone be a Tesla investor and feel good about musks behavior is crazy
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And the Conservatives were angry that China had access to people's TikToks. Yet cheer when reporters get access to everyone's private messages. HMMMM!
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Twitter is no longer that interesting. It’s more boring than anything
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Article says Elon Musk has lost $130 BILLION of his personal net worth in less than a year.

That’s amazing.  It would probably take me at least three years to lose that much.
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Hey, if you see Elon, tell him I'm willing to share my Boingo account login if he needs it.
The he'd be able to Tweet while in the air just like me!
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Vindictive the same as Trump. Ultimately, it doesn't work out well when those people turn on their bosses who treated them like garbage.
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He’s so desperate to make “twitter files” a thing  how embarrassing for him lol
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It's quite the spectacle to watch the old guard bring to bear every insane idea they can think of to discredit and stop Musk. 

Today's edition: "The guy who made the electric car a real thing and lands rockets returning from space ISn'T AKcHulLy SMarT."
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You are a mountain of idiocy and ignorance, I can’t express in words the level of disdain that I have for your ilk at WAPO and NYT due to the rabid hate you people are displaying for someone who changed the course of humanity in many industries.
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Elon doing the Get spit roasted by the EU commission and FTC speedrun challenge
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Excellent piece. I’m surprised you can still find employees willing to speak to you, given the culture of fear and terror he’s quickly implemented.
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You guys on the right can’t hold off embarrassing yourself over and over again. No one besides nutcases is interested in Hillary’s emails, Hunter Biden’s laptop or those Twitter files. All stupid nothing burgers, but you revolve all your existences around it. Grow up, get a life!
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You might be jealous you weren’t the one given access to the twitter files, but it’s ok for Elon to reveal to us all the shitlib shenanigans that were happening under prior leadership
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I'm so, so happy that I deleted my acct the moment he said he was moving forward with the deal, original price, immediately before the election.

Pretty clear then that it wasn't going to end well, but handing over peoples dms and other contact information is a giant nope.
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and I hate to make it personal but those like you who attack folks who are doing great good in this world need to understand that it’s not ok and in that vein I’m about to counter attack you, you must have a lot of anger at the world for taking a photo like this .
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Can we normalize calling Twitter files the "Twitter Lies?"
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This article embodies journalistic excellence. Well done, Faiz!  Keep it coming.
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Elon is dumm as the day is MFing long.  He’s rich and that’s it; he’s not smart, not personable, not funny, and has zero interesting stories to tell.

The people who laugh at his schitt are paid shills & sycophants who possess zero dignity,

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I know The Washington hoax is teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, do you think pasting an article about Twitter is going to get us to buy a subscription to a propaganda rag just to read about twitter?
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Like how stupid would we be to believe that this sniveling Palestinian strangler would really tell it to us like it is? Weiss, lol, get tf out of here with this op and see to dumping the all the files to the public [they won’t]
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If this is true, Twitter will be sued into oblivion. Musk shows zero respect for the law and should feel the consequences. He’s endangering many people with his stupid actions.
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Ugh… can you at least correct the part where you say he founded PayPal
https://twitter.com/glickzac/status/1602805787801157632…

https://corporate.findlaw.com/contracts/compensation/separation-agreement-and-mutual-release-paypal-inc-and-elon.html…
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Twitter is a social and culture driven technology.   You can "make number go up".  The success metrics are different than building cars or rockets.   The opinion of the common folk is much more important.
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This article, and many like it, written by someone whose historical legacy will be nonexistent and commenting on someone’s lack of genius is the most ironic and stupid thing of the era we live in.
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This guy should be banned for propagating conspiracy theories.

WP should come clean with their own #WPFiles.

How many F B I do they have working there spewing disinformation??
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Musk has the uncanny ability to turn gold into lead in a very short period of time. He's no genius.
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Maybe you could have mentioned who Jim Baker is beyond "deputy general counsel Jim Baker had been “exited” from the company, as the CEO cited what he called his “possible role in suppression of information important to the public dialogue.” 1/2
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OMG is @elonmusk trying to get sued or tank @Tesla? Why would a far right political news editor get access to all private info!?
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Prophet Muhammad SAW makes dua (supplication) for his ummah and cries for them like no one ever cried before. He is deeply aggrieved over his ummah and makes dua for the astray. Muhammad Qasim has seen many dreams of our Prophet SAW. Muhammad Qasim Dreams
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Cool. 

As a European I will sue over this. Thanks for 20% of Twitter's annual revenue. That would be the fine. For *every single* law suit in Europe.
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No longer public so he can do whatever he wants but this sounds like a security or data privacy violation unless the person is an employee or consultant.
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Elmo's been exposed liked TFG's financial "genius" this week via his tax returns disclosure.

(They're the same person.)
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Your article is behind a paywall. Too bad for you. I guess I’ll just have to read the Twitter files instead
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Good grief, you people whine more than a hungry newborn baby. Elon owns twitter. Period. He can do whatever tf he wants and you all just need to get over it. You sound like infants.
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Unimaginable how incurious today’s journalists are. Amazing how antagonistic to news they’ve proven themselves time and again. Nobody’s that stupid, so obviously they’re corrupt.
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Don't u work 4 the paper that knew the factual truth about hunter Biden Laptop, but only recently admitted it shows illegal behavior w him n his father - the current president. U must have gone to goebbels school of journalism.
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How much does Bezos, the billionaire who owns the PR firm where you work, pay you to write hit pieces on his rival?

Do WaPoo articles note Bezos’ conflicts of interests?

Tesla > Rivian
SpaceX > Blue Origin
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As an app, we know Twitter isn't giganticly popular. The I must have it obsession of Musk's that has precipitated critical Musk analysis which should always have been
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Did the consent decree end in the last 2 weeks or is it more accurate to say "Twitter, which is still under a decade-old FTC order" 
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When you have big balls everyone wants a kick at them. @elonmusk may be reckless but he isn't an idiot nor a fool. I am no financial wizard but I believe he has a plan.
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Crashing down to earth? He exposed the greatest election interference in the history of the country.

Vía the FBI.

#TwitterFiles
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Elon went into a death spiral after the Chapelle incident.
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Democracy dies in darkness. Please start living by this or take it down. Good grief.
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Well done getting in on the grift at the ground level? Cause it sure ain’t “well done as a journalist”.
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your billionaire trash boss must be happy to have a rag to attack another billionaire trash boss who's showing weakness.  congrats on being a pawn in all of this!
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This seems Ye levels of manic. It feels like he's abandoned his companies in order to use Twitter as  the treasure trove of info to prove whatever weird conspiracies are swimming in that head.
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Major CIA/FBI Print Organ slags tech CEO for exposing FBI perfidy. Film at 11.
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You write that Musk said "the people have spoken"

But aren't @donie and @drewharwell still locked out unless they delete tweets Musk claims violated rules? (Or appeals succeed)

Your article implies to me that he granted full pardons
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And AI built by a man who’s only “guiding light” is the search for more money and power. 

Do you want to feed it your data?
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All things will come to an end when a fool believes they are above everyone and everything. Elon Musk is no king, just a heartless fool who will soon come to an end by his own words and actions.
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It's as if you were not paying attention on that call. The person asking the questions asked for a 36 hour long answer when answers are a few seconds long. It's like asking Joe Biden to explain the 4,000 page budget he is about to sign.
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Should be pointed out more that not a single “Twitter File” has been released for outside verification. 

IOW, there’s no such thing as Twitter Files.
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That’s right everybody, it’s a Twitter Blue subscriber
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One more important thing: Bari Weiss is actually Barry White in disguise.
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Excellent journalism and a great read.

I recommend watching Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery. Who do you think they modeled the bumbling billionaire after?

https://imdb.com/title/tt11564570/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk…
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Note @FTC why is @twitter getting away with blatant privacy violations?
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Memo to self - don’t ever put anything into slack or email that you wouldn’t want to see later posted without your consent by a journalist on Twitter
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Democrats applauding the coordination between corporations and the security state to suppress speech and target their enemies
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How come you keep calling Tesla a car company? And why isn't there a single mention of CARBON CREDITS?
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Paywalled and just from what you posted I see you didn't do any proper research.

The real story is what Twitter files have exposed. I know your masters want that to go away.
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I’m sure this article is really unbiased and factual
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Didn't Elon actually bring down his "faux genius" reputation?
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So is Elon just Trump before the lobotomy?
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Muhammad Qasim a blessed Muslim, has seen Prophet Muhammad SAW in his 
dreams more than 300 times, and communicated with Allah SWT more than 500 
times in dreams. Why are Qasim's dreams so important? Search Muhammad Qasim 
Dreams
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And Bari is an entitled hack and a blowhard.  Makes sense Elon picked her.
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Is idiot-savant too charitable? Is he adept at anything other creating new people who also can't stand him?
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And yet @Snowden will keep defending this circus lol
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He’s mediocre AF. Shocking how truly middle of the road he is. He’s basically the Ed Norton character in Glass Onion.
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Looks like things are at the "we had to keep stuff a secret" phase.
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I would empathize with the poor saps having to obey a megabillionaire….. but they’re so-called journalists at the wash post lol
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sorry I’m not subscribing to WaPo until Jeff Stein unblocks me
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It’s amazing how you wapo people see the only story as Musk. All you do is report your emotional@bias and not how bad twitter was. I wonder why ?
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seems interesting but not gonna sub for it
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Yes ... all corporations are owned by the CIA and the communists
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Other than. You know, on mastodon I can edit and so there i appear to be an excellent speller and also very good at grammar and math.
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He would have thought that an engineer is actually a complete fucking idiot?
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Ugh... can you remove the Mastodon link in your bio if all you do is sit on twitter.
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He was right to do so. Twitter should not be hiding anything for anybody.
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Sadly @bariweiss wasn’t able to make sense or truth of the information. Just puked what she thought her pay master needed.
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It’s too bad tech people are too smart to unionize 
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I remember Lee Iacocca taking over Chrysler & saving it. This is not the same.
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Finding people who will take a bullet is tough but if a moron like Trump can do it, I believe @elonmusk can and will also. Put on some coffee, put the feet up and watch the show.
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Have you seen the rockets that self land themselves?
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“Imagine throwing away your entire reputation as a journalist just to do PR for a tech billionaire…”

Fuck the FBI FUCK THE CIA
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When people can buy bots to give likes, follows, comments, or poll votes.. there is a problem.

Code does need to be redone.
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Using signal to communicate with staff? I wonder why the secrecy?
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Appreciate and respect Elon in getting this out to the public.
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If it’s so damning release it for free.
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Is this the stupidest "controversy" yet? Probably not, but it's pretty dumb.
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I thought freedom of the press was a good thing. Who cares what the tech industry thinks?
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Definitely illegal! @Anwalt_Jun
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The same Jim Baker that was in the middle of "Russiagate" How much did the FBI pay you to write this? 2/2
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Any chance at all that he considered the T&Cs with users re their data? Even KNEW they HAVE a Privacy Policy? @twitter @elonmusk
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This headline clearly leads to unbiased straight news reporting we can trust 
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he wants the data. he’s going to feed it to an AI…
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Oh yeah. Keep pushing the narrative that “he’s so crazy!” 
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Democrats cannot tolerate the truth surfacing. So sad!
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Yah they definitely don't want him exposing what they are doing.
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Elon is Trump before he got thrown in a permanent orange paint.
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Imagine paying $8 and being completely ignored still.
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My DMs aren’t private? Ewwww Twitter is trassshhhh
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This article shows how terrified they are now of Musk exposing the truth.
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They let her read people’s private DMs.  This company can never be trusted.
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Just wait until the EU and US come after Twitter for violating privacy laws. It will be epic.
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So everyone is ok with the FBI CIA and other abbreviated agency's reading your DMs  , but not a journalist.......ok
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Did you really waste time typing this crap?
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Does the CIA own controlling stocks of Bezos/WP? LOL
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Jack Dorsey idolizes Musk. Not gonna help.
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This article is pretty solid. Good work!!
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just swap bari for fbi and then write your story. since that's the real story.
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I was once told it wasn’t enough to be the smartest in the room - I was also supposed to be the wisest…@elonmusk hasn’t mastered either.
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Lol am sure jeffs washington post is the truth beacon. Clowns
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Another baby in need of a gooberment bottle with a nipple...
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I guess there’s no right to privacy here.. imagine that?
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This so called "journalist" is a 
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Are people supposed to pay for this?
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Ffs. Musk has never been a genius.
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Happy to remove the paywall
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Isn't WaPo owned by that other evil rich man?
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Anybody working from Mastodont is a RED flag for me,.
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You pull back the curtains and find a self-proclaimed Wizard of Oz.
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I think twitter may be hiding things
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Snowden is a Russian propaganda tool for Putin.
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A lot of words about nothing bro
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Yes NewShillAccount people pay for this.
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I’m not even google what’s his name
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Wapo  Dem hacks in disguise. All lefties hate elon.
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You are a journalist?
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Dear @FTC, please investigate musk now.
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Look who is talking. The WAPO nitwitz commies.
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I’ll burn your effin book @elonmusk you’re a big effin fraud!
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@ariellewass have I not been saying this?
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The twitter files files
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I’ll wager that Musk will not step down.
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…
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Genius? Musk? Ha!!! #ElonMusk
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Well done @bariweiss
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pls stay with me and support me
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"FBI perfidy"

LOL
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He’s so fucking stupid, I love it
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The real #twitterfiles 
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@threadreaderapp unroll
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Intended or mistaken?
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Talk about a nothingburger
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What a laughable smear job.
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Like you’re simping for Elon?
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More bullshit from Washington Post..
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boring.
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Muskuato & Marsmusk
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Trash 
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Clean the house.
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Why does this anger you?
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Merry Christmas—boycott Tesla
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Youre a programmable pleb 
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 orders: orig=168, rank=175, date=50

 ranking=2.1871319625268306 from {pop=3.83, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.36, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
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@threadreaderapp unroll
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He does 
Anti American Propaganda
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Bari Weiss lol
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 orders: orig=81, rank=179, date=124
Sholy hit!
 ranking=1.8644978288431024 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, pop=2.31, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.07, lix=0, time=1.57, numword=0, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.04}
 orders: orig=49, rank=180, date=47

 ranking=1.4469755314810702 from {pop=2.9, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.56, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=34, rank=181, date=48
Blue Sky please hurry.
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 orders: orig=57, rank=182, date=137
Lol at Bari Weiss.
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 orders: orig=180, rank=183, date=146
Even private DMs?
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 orders: orig=72, rank=184, date=97

 ranking=0.2636528516859282 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.88, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=155, rank=185, date=14
ˈtwidər, c'est moi, Elmo maybe?
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 orders: orig=70, rank=186, date=84
The whole thing is juvenile
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Bye, then.
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 orders: orig=8, rank=188, date=23

 ranking=-0.2459763798285488 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.97, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=199, rank=189, date=111
Musk is a fraud.
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 orders: orig=80, rank=190, date=120

 ranking=-0.4252216628474167 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.79, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=10, rank=191, date=130
#FakeNews
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 orders: orig=9, rank=192, date=88
I am fumingggg
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 orders: orig=62, rank=193, date=209
This is very, very bad.
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 orders: orig=85, rank=194, date=140

 ranking=-1.0 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=2, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=190, rank=195, date=1
What is source of news?
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 orders: orig=79, rank=196, date=119
WaPo...
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 orders: orig=61, rank=197, date=52
Good job 
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 orders: orig=68, rank=198, date=73

 ranking=-1.330188679245283 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.67, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=167, rank=199, date=36

 ranking=-1.4056603773584906 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.6, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=63, rank=200, date=44

 ranking=-1.4155924313329395 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.2, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=96, rank=201, date=192
 Good luck!
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 orders: orig=128, rank=202, date=161

 ranking=-1.6276075364211868 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.68, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=86, rank=203, date=141
Lol dream on
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 orders: orig=54, rank=204, date=157
Say "Howdy" to Jeff.
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 orders: orig=127, rank=205, date=155

 ranking=-2.047169811320755 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.96, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=76, rank=206, date=112
yet here you are…
 ranking=-2.1900233490566037 from {coleman=0.17, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.11, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, ari=-0.2, lix=0, time=0.47, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.08}
 orders: orig=6, rank=207, date=164

 ranking=-2.330188679245283 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.67, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=205, rank=208, date=142

 ranking=-2.4339622641509435 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.57, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
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I doubt it’s true.
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 orders: orig=148, rank=210, date=193

 ranking=-2.7830188679245285 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.22, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=60, rank=211, date=190

 ranking=-2.8962264150943398 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.11, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
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