Search run analysis for @cubs from Fri, February 17, 2023 at 12:23:18 -0800 (logged in)

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[tweet: 1626666051839614986, from: @chifanpatt2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:33:03 (HIGH,,1,,160) Baseball]
[tweet: 1626661152104095744, from: @mantg90 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:13:35 (HIGH,0,,,128) Besides a basketball going into a net this is favorite sound!]
[tweet: 1626661868465971208, from: @mikedubsradio (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 11:16:26 (HIGH,0,,,288) Who needs a groundhog to tell you when it's spring when you have this!]
[tweet: 1626663403489005570, from: @forevercubs311 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:22:31 (HIGH,0,,,57) Almost go time]
[tweet: 1626659269205450765, from: @dortmundtruther (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:06:06 (HIGH,,1,,245) best sound in the world]
[tweet: 1626660120741519360, from: @hernandezcasual (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:09:29 (HIGH,,1,,160) Sign machado and ohtani]
[tweet: 1626665073895776261, from: @bannanabutt7907 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:29:10 (HIGH,0,,,46) Need full vid!]
[tweet: 1626678073994141700, from: @loukispoodall (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:20:49 (HIGH,0,,,3) Cubs fans, take a look at the Cody bellinger autographed rookie card I just put up on my eBay page.]
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[tweet: 1626663064090075144, from: @irosy_nice3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:21:11 (ABUSIVE,0,,,10) would you smash?]
[tweet: 1626659464064507905, from: @grey_3343 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:06:52 (ABUSIVE,0,,,24) IF YOU TIRED OF LOSING JUST  CLICK ON THE LINK AND JOIN THE GROUP WE EATTT COME SEE   LETS GET PAID CLAPPERS]

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Besides a basketball going into a net this is favorite sound!
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Cubs fans, take a look at the Cody bellinger autographed rookie card I just put up on my eBay page.
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Who needs a groundhog to tell you when it's spring when you have this!
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Baseball
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IF YOU TIRED OF LOSING JUST  CLICK ON THE LINK AND JOIN THE GROUP WE EATTT COME SEE 

LETS GET PAID CLAPPERS
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Sign machado and ohtani
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best sound in the world
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Almost go time 
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would you smash? 
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Need full vid!
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[tweet: 1626651752148701210, from: @realmattbarbato (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 10:36:14 (HIGH,0,,,169) That’s incredibly sketchy. Not sure why you had to put people through your horrendous ticket process before adding a second show. What a joke.]
[tweet: 1626661163797819392, from: @atl_smitty (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:13:38 (HIGH,0,,,61) Hope you can somehow make the process for buying tickets smoother by then. This morning was a major cluster…]
[tweet: 1626655674976374792, from: @dan_masterson (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:51:49 (HIGH,,1,,118) idk what happened this morning but only $700+ platinum tickets available this 3 hours after on-sale... at a stadium show on a wednesday... seems suspect]
[tweet: 1626649567256055829, from: @patmoriarty (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:27:33 (HIGH,,1,,167) Get this fixed please.]
[tweet: 1626641592000868353, from: @jakearrietacy49 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:55:51 (HIGH,0,,,275) How about you guys add some parking]
[tweet: 1626637636008873996, from: @jakefromwrigley (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:40:08 (HIGH,0,,,529) Now do Fall Out Boy]
[tweet: 1626641170896982018, from: @jamespkruse (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:54:11 (HIGH,,3,1,321) Due to overwhelming demand and a botched Tix rollout from @MLB. Let's try not to have too many of these next time when tickets are available.]
[tweet: 1626653387075817476, from: @redlotusrising (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:42:43 (HIGH,,1,,35) This was maddening!!!]
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[tweet: 1626660061685637122, from: @ringocapone33 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:09:15 (HIGH,0,,,52) Hurry spend your life savings.  Funny wait several hours to be  told  “sorry those tickets  are no longer available “]
[tweet: 1626659650945916928, from: @lives_goat (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:07:37 (HIGH,0,,,24) Who fucking cares hasn’t done anything worthwhile since Darkness. Just a loudmouth phony now.]
[tweet: 1626656115541872659, from: @b_61787 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:53:34 (LOW,0,,,48) Yeah I’m not holding my breath, this was a shit show today!]
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[tweet: 1626641692077051904, from: @pickettsburghkp (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:56:15 (ABUSIVE,0,,,78) Won't be attending]

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Due to overwhelming demand and a botched Tix rollout from @MLB. Let's try not to have too many of these next time when tickets are available.
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That’s incredibly sketchy. Not sure why you had to put people through your horrendous ticket process before adding a second show. What a joke.
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idk what happened this morning but only $700+ platinum tickets available this 3 hours after on-sale... at a stadium show on a wednesday... seems suspect
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Who fucking cares hasn’t done anything worthwhile since Darkness. Just a loudmouth phony now.
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Hope you can somehow make the process for buying tickets smoother by then. This morning was a major cluster…
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Hurry spend your life savings.  Funny wait several hours to be  told  “sorry those tickets  are no longer available “
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Yeah I’m not holding my breath, this was a shit show today!
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How about you guys add some parking
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Won't be attending
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This was maddening!!! 
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Get this fixed please.
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Now do Fall Out Boy
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[tweet: 1626620701934333954, from: @alsirard (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:32:51 (HIGH,,11,,429) I keep getting this over and over.]
[tweet: 1626624235920580611, from: @katiedub (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:46:53 (HIGH,,4,1,67) It’s now showing none available. That was fun.]
[tweet: 1626623776094920704, from: @fredehle (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:45:04 (HIGH,,4,,225) Too bad once I got into your site I couldn’t put the tix I wanted in the cart. Got endless messages about seats not available when I did #epicfail]
[tweet: 1626613884067930116, from: @putnam_bobby (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:05:45 (HIGH,,,1,607) Already got my tickets]
[tweet: 1626613996685037571, from: @zippy3505 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:06:12 (HIGH,,,1,161) Super expensive?]
[tweet: 1626614226734272518, from: @weirdo0521 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:07:07 (HIGH,,4,1,617) 6 minutes in ....]
[tweet: 1626627010771419166, from: @fredehle (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:57:55 (HIGH,,,1,35) Don’t worry once you got in, you’d be served up tickets you couldn’t buy anyway]
[tweet: 1626618798466793474, from: @idpff_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:25:17 (HIGH,,7,,349) It’s showing me ticket results but not letting me buy them or add to cart. What is up with the site?]
[tweet: 1626630577620123659, from: @sportsfanmike85 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:12:05 (HIGH,,3,,102) What a joke. When my wife and I got in and selected our tix that showed available we got the oops message that the tickets selected weren’t available. Not even best available were available! My wife’s one goal was to see Bruce once in her life and we can’t because of this joke]
[tweet: 1626615824210427905, from: @gcg1723 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:13:28 (HIGH,,3,,421) 14 minutes and waiting. Love the 1,000 plus tickets already on resale… doing great job keeping scalpers out]
[tweet: 1626623077604896769, from: @ktvasq (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:42:17 (HIGH,,5,,307) Anyone else stuck with this error message?]
[tweet: 1626616332425854976, from: @gtbeglen (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:15:29 (HIGH,,,1,437) Scored 2 just now]
[tweet: 1626617433116082179, from: @freshguy88 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:19:51 (HIGH,,,1,96) How much?]
[tweet: 1626636251779432465, from: @rpiurek (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:34:38 (HIGH,,2,1,97) Twice I was set to buy 4 great field-level tix.  Twice I was frozen out after trying to log in w/ my @MLB account. Sounds like many other fans had the same issue. Hopefully @springsteen, @cubs and @mlb  will do the right thing and open up a few platinum seats for those here.]
[tweet: 1626656175423950856, from: @dan_masterson (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:53:48 (HIGH,0,,,10) theres a few platinum seats available now starting from $700/ea]
[tweet: 1626625297100439557, from: @davelsweeney (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:51:06 (HIGH,,1,,164) Waited 30 minutes and then got in but when I attempt to purchase any of the results that come back for my search am told oops no tickets]
[tweet: 1626633346120810527, from: @tsamson27 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:23:05 (HIGH,,1,,62) Worst customer service. MLB accounts freezing through Cubs website.]
[tweet: 1626623413610594305, from: @katiedub (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:43:37 (HIGH,,1,,216) Finally got in after a half hour but won’t let me add tickets to my cart even though it’s showing multiple sections available.]
[tweet: 1626616662676963330, from: @michaelroffman (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 08:16:48 (HIGH,,6,1,790) 16 mins in and waiting. a total fucking joke of a system.]
[tweet: 1626631028403052544, from: @charliecate89 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:13:53 (HIGH,,,1,69) Did you end up getting through?]
[tweet: 1626621571044343819, from: @cleary_nikki (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:36:18 (HIGH,,5,,263) Epic fail by Wrigley. Waiting in the virtual waiting room. Then got in and basically screen froze.]
[tweet: 1626624352589316096, from: @jenn_cervella (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:47:21 (HIGH,0,,,150) well, i clicked on the link at 10AM and apparently did miss my chance to dance with the boss.]
[tweet: 1626614600971042816, from: @katiedub (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:08:36 (HIGH,,1,,463) Still waiting to get in]
[tweet: 1626624025081380864, from: @dmastridt (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:46:03 (HIGH,,4,1,250) For every seat option I try. This is a joke]
[tweet: 1626624250055659521, from: @jhoeltgen (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:46:57 (HIGH,0,,,56) Same]
[tweet: 1626622162030276611, from: @jessrureddy (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:38:39 (HIGH,0,,,239) It’s been like this for 40 min]
[tweet: 1626618515753926659, from: @jhoeltgen (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:24:09 (HIGH,0,,,295) Been in the waiting room forever!]
[tweet: 1626627398325108739, from: @beardownjohn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:59:27 (HIGH,0,,,87) Most missed our chances and it’s your fault]
[tweet: 1626623720503508998, from: @katiedub (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:44:50 (HIGH,0,,,170) So is it sold out or…???]
[tweet: 1626615586313867267, from: @takenyy2009 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:12:31 (HIGH,0,,,383) The Boss.]
[tweet: 1626619939841884160, from: @sangamon1987 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:29:49 (HIGH,,1,,258) DISASTER]
[tweet: 1626620501010284544, from: @lptrixie (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:32:03 (HIGH,0,,,235) Are there any tickets left? The line doesn't seem to be moving...]
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[tweet: 1626624788671102976, from: @kristophernote1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:49:05 (HIGH,,2,,115) Profoundly and utterly disappointed and dissatisfied with purchase process. Tickets could not be selected and purchased without your Oops message. Wow, cannot comprehend how your system works for 40000 other people but I will never try again.]
[tweet: 1626614833943654403, from: @noopzzzz (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:09:32 (HIGH,,1,,447) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626621897223081985, from: @pete4peeps (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:37:36 (LOW,,,1,122) Woke culture.. hard pass on this shit show.  Way to have a good computer system to sell tickets.  Tear up that lawn before opening day.]
[tweet: 1626628977690398720, from: @jamespkruse (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:05:44 (LOW,0,,,22) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626634685143973915, from: @tsamson27 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:28:25 (LOW,,1,,29) Cubs ticket website is a complete joke. Between the waiting room and not getting through the http://MLB.com account and “confirm to get started” BS…  what a waste.]
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[tweet: 1626616575594725376, from: @pickettsburghkp (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:16:27 (ABUSIVE,0,,,101) Won't be attending]
[tweet: 1626629894925844517, from: @irosy_nice3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:09:22 (ABUSIVE,0,,,21) would you hit it?]
[tweet: 1626614588035702787, from: @wjsound (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:08:33 (ABUSIVE,0,,,152) AWESOME]

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What a joke. When my wife and I got in and selected our tix that showed available we got the oops message that the tickets selected weren’t available. Not even best available were available! My wife’s one goal was to see Bruce once in her life and we can’t because of this joke
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Twice I was set to buy 4 great field-level tix.  Twice I was frozen out after trying to log in w/ my @MLB account. Sounds like many other fans had the same issue. Hopefully @springsteen, @cubs and @mlb  will do the right thing and open up a few platinum seats for those here.
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Profoundly and utterly disappointed and dissatisfied with purchase process. Tickets could not be selected and purchased without your Oops message. Wow, cannot comprehend how your system works for 40000 other people but I will never try again.
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Woke culture.. hard pass on this shit show.  Way to have a good computer system to sell tickets.  Tear up that lawn before opening day.
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Epic fail by Wrigley. Waiting in the virtual waiting room. Then got in and basically screen froze.
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Too bad once I got into your site I couldn’t put the tix I wanted in the cart. Got endless messages about seats not available when I did #epicfail
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It’s showing me ticket results but not letting me buy them or add to cart. What is up with the site?
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Finally got in after a half hour but won’t let me add tickets to my cart even though it’s showing multiple sections available. 
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14 minutes and waiting. Love the 1,000 plus tickets already on resale… doing great job keeping scalpers out
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Waited 30 minutes and then got in but when I attempt to purchase any of the results that come back for my search am told oops no tickets
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Cubs ticket website is a complete joke. Between the waiting room and not getting through the http://MLB.com account and “confirm to get started” BS…  what a waste.
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16 mins in and waiting. a total fucking joke of a system.
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Worst customer service. MLB accounts freezing through Cubs website.
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It’s now showing none available. That was fun.
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I keep getting this over and over.
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For every seat option I try. This is a joke
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Anyone else stuck with this error message?
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well, i clicked on the link at 10AM and apparently did miss my chance to dance with the boss.
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Don’t worry once you got in, you’d be served up tickets you couldn’t buy anyway
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theres a few platinum seats available now starting from $700/ea
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Are there any tickets left? The line doesn't seem to be moving...
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Been in the waiting room forever! 
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Super expensive?
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Did you end up getting through?
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Most missed our chances and it’s your fault
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DISASTER
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AWESOME
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6 minutes in ....
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It’s been like this for 40 min
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Already got my tickets
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Won't be attending
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So is it sold out or…???
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Still waiting to get in 
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Scored 2 just now
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How much?
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The Boss.
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Same
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would you hit it? 
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[tweet: 1626619055837704192, from: @wasuesh (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:26:18 (HIGH,,1,,46) See you in a few weeks!!  #NextStartsHere]
[tweet: 1626612734333681667, from: @bleachernation (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 08:01:11 (HIGH,,23,1,8919) You might say that spring games are on the]
[tweet: 1626617643846205449, from: @hurmly (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:20:42 (HIGH,0,,,51) Go to the corner.]
[tweet: 1626653633658949643, from: @marlasaret (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:43:42 (HIGH,0,,,7) Grill up those hot dogs and chill the beers! I will be there next Saturday for Opening Day. Can't. Wait.]
[tweet: 1626597126661877765, from: @cubbi3gyrl (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:59:10 (HIGH,,2,,600) Good mornin, atCubs! Hope you have another fantastic day!]
[tweet: 1626596614944202755, from: @mikedubsradio (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 06:57:08 (HIGH,,5,1,937) Can't wait! I have my tickets!]
[tweet: 1626597810010464257, from: @24paulcook (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:01:53 (HIGH,,1,1,39) Haha me too]
[tweet: 1626596418466222081, from: @micksivon (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:56:21 (HIGH,0,,,87) Nice!]
[tweet: 1626660991378378752, from: @shootseabass (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:12:56 (HIGH,,1,1,23) @kylexymckee March]
[tweet: 1626676721939525632, from: @kylexymckee (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:15:27 (HIGH,0,,,6) U know I’ll be here]
[tweet: 1626602980827926529, from: @tsteeleabc123 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:22:26 (HIGH,,1,,44) let’s ride]
[tweet: 1626596469913567236, from: @crawlyscubs (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:56:33 (HIGH,,4,,1797) Looking gorgeous!]
[tweet: 1626596498669699080, from: @chiefcub (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:56:40 (HIGH,,2,,828) #WeAreGood]
[tweet: 1626597273651269633, from: @takenyy2009 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:59:45 (HIGH,0,,,32) So beautiful view.]
[tweet: 1626602329184079873, from: @clarkenaddison (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:19:50 (HIGH,0,,,19) I'll be there. One more week. Can't wait...]

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Good mornin, atCubs! Hope you have another fantastic day! 
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Grill up those hot dogs and chill the beers! I will be there next Saturday for Opening Day. Can't. Wait.
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Can't wait! I have my tickets!
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You might say that spring games are on the
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Looking gorgeous!
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I'll be there. One more week. Can't wait...
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See you in a few weeks!!

#NextStartsHere
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So beautiful view.
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Haha me too 
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@kylexymckee March 
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#WeAreGood
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Nice!
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 let’s ride
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Go to the corner.
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U know I’ll be here
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[tweet: 1626363937229885441, from: @danascullymulde (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:32:33 (HIGH,1,4,,459) I'm getting the 2016 Feelings now with this Cubs Team.  #FlyTheW #GoCubsGo]
[tweet: 1626365274940231683, from: @dianneihling (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:37:52 (HIGH,0,,,326) Napoli’s beard is magnificent!]
[tweet: 1626361334869753856, from: @cubsworld_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:22:13 (HIGH,,1,,455) CAN’T WAIT FOR CUBS BASEBALL]
[tweet: 1626361271330152455, from: @explaincubs (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:21:58 (HIGH,,1,,427) Cubs camp is off and going with many smiles and happy faces!]
[tweet: 1626365633565798400, from: @aaronwilder_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:39:18 (HIGH,1,6,,443) Goals]
[tweet: 1626361586536308740, from: @wmg21 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:23:13 (HIGH,,3,1,417) @editti22 how’s he look??]
[tweet: 1626366038295076864, from: @editti22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:40:54 (HIGH,,,1,130) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626368026789421057, from: @javierf711 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:48:48 (HIGH,,2,,246) idk why but i have a good feeling this year]
[tweet: 1626370973816721408, from: @xnativenooyawka (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:31 (HIGH,0,,,201) Nice pics of so many of our guys!  Thx!.]
[tweet: 1626361151478018048, from: @pick6jaire (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:21:29 (HIGH,,1,,339) leagues best]
[tweet: 1626366807421472768, from: @sixersnoahburnr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:43:57 (HIGH,,1,,205) Where’s Cody]
[tweet: 1626428922559856640, from: @dreamweaver5039 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:50:47 (HIGH,,,1,88) I'm still learning to recognize the new guys.  Who's in this shot (two sitting down)?]
[tweet: 1626389021063540736, from: @austinflood987 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:12:14 (LOW,0,,,68) Can’t wait  let’s win another]
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Cubs camp is off and going with many smiles and happy faces!
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I'm getting the 2016 Feelings now with this Cubs Team.  #FlyTheW #GoCubsGo
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I'm still learning to recognize the new guys.  Who's in this shot (two sitting down)?
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idk why but i have a good feeling this year
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Nice pics of so many of our guys!  Thx!.
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Napoli’s beard is magnificent!
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Goals
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leagues best
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@editti22 how’s he look??
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Can’t wait  let’s win another
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CAN’T WAIT FOR CUBS BASEBALL
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Where’s Cody
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[tweet: 1626346420172165120, from: @cubsfanjess (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:22:57 (HIGH,,1,,424) Vibes.]
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[tweet: 1626351234339966976, from: @kevin_ortega21 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:42:05 (HIGH,,1,1,152) Just bought!]
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[tweet: 1626346092785704962, from: @prim3_tacticz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:21:39 (HIGH,,1,1,494) Need this photo on a shirt with that caption stro said about sanker going sankin]
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[tweet: 1626356672879812608, from: @loukispoodall (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:03:41 (LOW,0,,,66) Hey cubs fans, I have a Cody Bellinger rookie autograph for sale on eBay if anybodys interested.]
[tweet: 1626350677466435584, from: @metsstitches (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:39:52 (LOW,,1,,130) "And then I called out @Anthony_Recker of MLB TV for fat-shaming my boy. But then I fat-shamed some rando on Twitter. It was nuts, bro."]
[tweet: 1626446893730394112, from: @doweagree (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:02:12 (LOW,0,,,19) Careful, he may block you.]

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Need this photo on a shirt with that caption stro said about sanker going sankin
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Hey cubs fans, I have a Cody Bellinger rookie autograph for sale on eBay if anybodys interested.
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"And then I called out @Anthony_Recker of MLB TV for fat-shaming my boy. But then I fat-shamed some rando on Twitter. It was nuts, bro."
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Vibes.
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Just bought!
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Careful, he may block you.
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[tweet: 1626340216540745729, from: @lamar4450 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:58:18 (HIGH,,6,,584) Go Cubs Go here is my tattoo I got in 2021]
[tweet: 1626340200845565952, from: @jewishconnectiv (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:58:14 (HIGH,0,,,197) YES]
[tweet: 1626391131603836929, from: @ebsoftball (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:20:37 (HIGH,0,,,554) Aesthetically pleasing. Both the sound of gloves popping and the orientation of these two photos together.]
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[tweet: 1626340450486390784, from: @realdrewadkins (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:59:13 (HIGH,,2,,97) I hope you have been limbering up for more victory runs this season.]
[tweet: 1626341387795824644, from: @taiandkatiedav1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:02:57 (HIGH,0,,,157) Cubs will piss away talent no farm hands until they collect social security. 26 is to old to bring up talent they lost the confidence by then]
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[tweet: 1626340628408696833, from: @pickettsburghkp (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:59:56 (ABUSIVE,0,,,41) Frauds  Contenders  All star lineup  Finished  Mid]

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One of the greatest sounds in baseball!
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Aesthetically pleasing. Both the sound of gloves popping and the orientation of these two photos together.
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Cubs will piss away talent no farm hands until they collect social security. 26 is to old to bring up talent they lost the confidence by then
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I hope you have been limbering up for more victory runs this season.
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Go Cubs Go here is my tattoo I got in 2021
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Frauds 
Contenders 
All star lineup 
Finished 
Mid
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YES
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[tweet: 1626292661941571584, from: @staciheaton (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:49:20 (HIGH,,3,,255) Our infield is .]
[tweet: 1626306312081375235, from: @cubbi3gyrl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:34 (HIGH,0,,,180) Well hello there! Baseball boys doing baseball things in the sunshine. All is right in the world again!]
[tweet: 1626399613866459136, from: @mj_rose88 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:54:19 (HIGH,0,,,49) That Cubbie blue looking good on everyone. LET’S GO!]
[tweet: 1626295242617139202, from: @cubsdna (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:59:35 (HIGH,0,,,348) This entire tweet is just an article in GQ, yeah?]
[tweet: 1626294814235930625, from: @jorieg (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:57:53 (HIGH,0,,,137) Looking forward to  @Cubs baseball!]
[tweet: 1626320785836056583, from: @joncolo33 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:41:05 (HIGH,,1,1,72) So glad Cubs baseball is back!!!]
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[tweet: 1626292087862751234, from: @explaincubs (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:47:03 (HIGH,,2,,297) Baseball is back!]
[tweet: 1626311927856001025, from: @mikedubsradio (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 12:05:53 (HIGH,,2,,377) Infield Mode Activated!]
[tweet: 1626292498405416960, from: @fearapex18 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:48:41 (HIGH,0,,,161) Excited already]
[tweet: 1626292292234379264, from: @mikeyfowlaa55 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:47:52 (HIGH,0,,,159) Cubs.]
[tweet: 1626292167173083136, from: @coltoncubs (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:47:22 (HIGH,0,,,273) Back at responding Cubs?]
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[tweet: 1626292647726919687, from: @pickettsburghkp (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:49:16 (ABUSIVE,0,,,32) Frauds  Contenders  All star lineup  Finished  Mid]
[tweet: 1626292607620943876, from: @miarosy_sweetxo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:49:07 (ABUSIVE,0,,,48) would you smash?]

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Well hello there! Baseball boys doing baseball things in the sunshine. All is right in the world again!
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So glad Cubs baseball is back!!! 
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Frauds 
Contenders 
All star lineup 
Finished 
Mid
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That Cubbie blue looking good on everyone. LET’S GO!
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This entire tweet is just an article in GQ, yeah?
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Infield Mode Activated!
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Baseball is back!
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Looking forward to  @Cubs baseball!
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Back at responding Cubs?
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Excited already 
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Our infield is .
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Cubs.
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would you smash? 
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[tweet: 1626240264343015429, from: @infieldflygrl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:21:07 (HIGH,,1,1,358) Can we get an explainer on the hashtag? Next what?]
[tweet: 1626242728643231744, from: @mccarron (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:30:55 (HIGH,,,1,46) I hate that it’s probably for “there’s always next year”.]
[tweet: 1626238832415997952, from: @cubsnbears1685 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:15:26 (HIGH,0,,,139) Will this be the hashtag with the emoji this year?]
[tweet: 1626238671371501568, from: @ashvinlad (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 07:14:47 (HIGH,,1,,440) Will be out there in a week. Save some fun for meeeeee!]
[tweet: 1626243293662044163, from: @sam_____219 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:33:10 (HIGH,0,,,78) Nothing better!]
[tweet: 1626238358585507842, from: @emblazetv (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:13:33 (HIGH,,1,,126) I love you]
[tweet: 1626238586650755077, from: @cadengreco (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:14:27 (HIGH,0,,,171) Good morning atCubs]
[tweet: 1626238971364933635, from: @clubhousecancer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:15:59 (HIGH,,4,1,143) And shine!]
[tweet: 1626254046062424064, from: @bilbo161 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:15:53 (HIGH,0,,,13) I bow to the Hawk!]
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[tweet: 1626258862067122176, from: @cliffor31986999 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:35:01 (ABUSIVE,0,,,43) information  the country where the most baseball bats are sold is turkey istanbul, and nobody knows how to play baseball]

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Can we get an explainer on the hashtag? Next what?
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 the country where the most baseball bats are sold is turkey istanbul, and nobody knows how to play baseball
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I hate that it’s probably for “there’s always next year”.
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Will be out there in a week. Save some fun for meeeeee!
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Will this be the hashtag with the emoji this year?
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Good morning atCubs
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And shine!
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Nothing better!
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I love you
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I bow to the Hawk!
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[tweet: 1625891649523003407, from: @cubsfanjess (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:15:51 (HIGH,0,,,391) I approve of this hashtag, #AtCubs]
[tweet: 1625893349029969920, from: @staciheaton (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:22:36 (HIGH,0,,,430) Hi #AtCubs! This is v good.]
[tweet: 1625889269079322626, from: @phoenixhp429 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:06:23 (HIGH,0,,,271) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625888442956611589, from: @thomaskamnikar (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:03:07 (HIGH,0,,,202) Goosebumps]
[tweet: 1625889359126822917, from: @cgf_nfl (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:06:45 (HIGH,0,,,547) How about #WaitTillNextYear #ItsAboutTheBenjamins #ThirdPlaceForever #WeDontSpendMoney]
[tweet: 1625908289434267682, from: @13woman (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:21:58 (HIGH,0,,,113) Goosebumps! Let’s go Cubs!]
[tweet: 1625905419343499266, from: @jd_hamby (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:10:34 (HIGH,0,,,135) Can’t wait]
[tweet: 1625914059039047691, from: @dieseldog97 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:44:54 (HIGH,0,,,88) Cubs.]
[tweet: 1625913848921202688, from: @sw_guest (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:44:04 (HIGH,,1,,147) Joe Mantegna absolutely nailed it]
[tweet: 1625890814822912000, from: @calebgwebb (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:12:32 (HIGH,,4,,749) Holy crap I’ve got chills, AtCubs. This is]
[tweet: 1625893415849275402, from: @jschnierow (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:22:52 (HIGH,0,,,153) Cubs.]
[tweet: 1625888148633931777, from: @robertlife22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:01:56 (HIGH,0,,,198) Cubs]
[tweet: 1625896129991696384, from: @thegratefulcub (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:33:39 (HIGH,,2,,276) It's time the highest prices in the NL put a serious team on the field. #Cubs]
[tweet: 1625888759601410049, from: @chefkevinpenner (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:04:22 (HIGH,1,4,1,1165) when do we get a competitive team on the field?]
[tweet: 1625905660377411590, from: @yeezus__24 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:11:31 (HIGH,,1,1,126) Hey maybe this team makes a run maybe not but we’re 2 years removed from a total reset these things take time lol]
[tweet: 1625949302794207233, from: @gooldsburner (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:04:57 (HIGH,0,,,120) Chapter 1: 100+ years of losing  Chapter 2: “Dynasty” that only won one WS  Chapter 3: Trade away core and return to reality  The end.]
[tweet: 1625888011534716928, from: @fantasyrookieuk (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:01:24 (HIGH,0,,,343) Cubs.   #NextStartsHere]
[tweet: 1625889862917279744, from: @mikedubsradio (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 08:08:45 (HIGH,,3,1,309) Me after watching the video]
[tweet: 1625890947547504641, from: @alisonh2006 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:13:04 (HIGH,,2,1,27) That morel bat flip]
[tweet: 1625911116898480147, from: @nicofoxil (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 09:33:12 (HIGH,,3,,931) Are there any plans to make @WatchMarquee available on YouTubeTV or as a standalone monthly service?]
[tweet: 1625921863225606145, from: @cubbie3rdgen (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:15:55 (HIGH,,,1,74) FuboTV has it an MLB network that YouTube dropped. Still hoping a deal gets done before full season starts. Otherwise time for fubo.]
[tweet: 1625891268906610690, from: @slinkyka (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:14:20 (HIGH,,1,,318) I am excited #NextStartsHere]
[tweet: 1625887999597637632, from: @cubsworld_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:01:21 (HIGH,0,,,224) Let’s go!]
[tweet: 1626280750487339009, from: @infieldflygrl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:02:00 (HIGH,0,,,168) This definitely lets me know baseball will be played]
[tweet: 1625970550014181384, from: @cadengreco (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:29:22 (HIGH,0,,,154) Love the new colors #NextStartsHere]
[tweet: 1625888422706413568, from: @northernlaces (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:03:02 (HIGH,,1,,439) Is this the much awaited team hashtag!!!!!!????]
[tweet: 1625889094843736069, from: @keith_inman (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:05:42 (HIGH,,1,1,301) Is this not the guy that does Fat Tony on The Simpsons?]
[tweet: 1625890034170593280, from: @joecago (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:09:26 (HIGH,,1,,91) lol it is - joe mantegna]
[tweet: 1625904469601923088, from: @nponinski (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:06:48 (HIGH,0,,,103) The next losing season. But like the sucker I am, I’ll still watch]
[tweet: 1625892512878526466, from: @chicagocubsuk (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:19:17 (HIGH,,1,,533) CHILLS. #NextStartsHere]
[tweet: 1625891890489950208, from: @ezric05 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:16:48 (HIGH,,3,1,333) Me after watching this..]
[tweet: 1625892068496142339, from: @alisonh2006 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:17:31 (HIGH,,1,,26) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625887934531395584, from: @asapslxm (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:01:05 (HIGH,,1,,269) Cubs]
[tweet: 1626276854398169088, from: @citygooner (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:46:31 (HIGH,,1,,28) Stop. Making. Mottos. Please.]
[tweet: 1625889040086999045, from: @lyyssachi (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:05:29 (HIGH,,3,,640) 43 days and i CANT WAIT]
[tweet: 1625925286406529024, from: @jpie25 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:29:31 (HIGH,,1,,119) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625888372496519169, from: @cubsfanscentral (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:02:50 (HIGH,,4,,947) #NewProfilePic  I dig]
[tweet: 1625904990287179779, from: @miclcm73 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:08:52 (HIGH,0,,,81) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625897204656508930, from: @tevgoat76 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:37:55 (HIGH,,3,,210) BASEBALL IS BACK]
[tweet: 1625983940594135046, from: @bob_2196 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 02:22:35 (HIGH,,2,,93) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625977471957958665, from: @alan_kainan (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:56:53 (HIGH,0,,,33) W]
[tweet: 1625991976251424768, from: @cujoknows (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 02:54:31 (HIGH,0,,,436) FLY IT! @Slinkyka]
[tweet: 1625910293934092297, from: @popeye88914 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:29:56 (HIGH,0,,,41) les go]
[tweet: 1625891676895199232, from: @zachooohn (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:15:58 (HIGH,,2,1,303) Perfect!  Get Ricketts to open up the pocketbook that is stuffed with all the concessions given to the Cubs by the neighborhood, the city, and the loyal fanbase!  Stop acting like you're a big club and BE A BIG CLUB.]
[tweet: 1625895032791216138, from: @markymarkcook (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:29:18 (HIGH,,2,1,85) We just dropped a bag this offseason lol.  Shut up]
[tweet: 1625891432216031232, from: @taiandkatiedav1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:14:59 (HIGH,0,,,158) @Cubs we have some solid arms on farm for bullpen and starting. Use them  Don't be passing away money on a 3.75 Era or higher we got that on the farm. I see a few I think can produce 3.25 or lower. You don't give them a shot you will never know. Grow a set and look smart hoyer]
[tweet: 1626302698621378562, from: @wheelandturn (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:29:13 (HIGH,0,,,14) Fish rots from the head.]
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[tweet: 1625890285770211328, from: @taiandkatiedav1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:10:26 (LOW,,,1,86) @cubs let's see if cubs piss away a youngster that should get his shot this year.but I am sure the cubs will waste roster spots on some mediocre vets when the kids are what we need to shine. Kids lose confidence if the sit on the farm to long.matt mervis better be starter for mlb]
[tweet: 1625893926530871297, from: @tim815 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:24:54 (LOW,0,,,96) I bet my gall bladder Matt Mervis won't "lose confidence" if he spends April and part of May in Des Moines. What do you voluntarily surrender if you're wrong?]
[tweet: 1625903398083239937, from: @pete4peeps (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:02:32 (LOW,0,,,31) The combination of sports betting, tv revenue, commercial endorsements. It is time that baseball stop making the fans pay for inferior talent on the field.. 8-10 for a coke, when you can buy the same drink at convenient stores for a buck..  that is so sad.. greedy bastards.]
[tweet: 1625898135376605185, from: @gotsweetss (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:41:37 (ABUSIVE,0,,,17) Wake and Bakehttps://t.me/MikCostoms All Gas No Brakes https://t.me/MikCostoms]

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Perfect!  Get Ricketts to open up the pocketbook that is stuffed with all the concessions given to the Cubs by the neighborhood, the city, and the loyal fanbase!  Stop acting like you're a big club and BE A BIG CLUB.
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@cubs let's see if cubs piss away a youngster that should get his shot this year.but I am sure the cubs will waste roster spots on some mediocre vets when the kids are what we need to shine. Kids lose confidence if the sit on the farm to long.matt mervis better be starter for mlb
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@Cubs we have some solid arms on farm for bullpen and starting. Use them  Don't be passing away money on a 3.75 Era or higher we got that on the farm. I see a few I think can produce 3.25 or lower. You don't give them a shot you will never know. Grow a set and look smart hoyer
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The combination of sports betting, tv revenue, commercial endorsements. It is time that baseball stop making the fans pay for inferior talent on the field.. 8-10 for a coke, when you can buy the same drink at convenient stores for a buck..  that is so sad.. greedy bastards.
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FuboTV has it an MLB network that YouTube dropped. Still hoping a deal gets done before full season starts. Otherwise time for fubo.
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when do we get a competitive team on the field?
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Hey maybe this team makes a run maybe not but we’re 2 years removed from a total reset these things take time lol
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I bet my gall bladder Matt Mervis won't "lose confidence" if he spends April and part of May in Des Moines. What do you voluntarily surrender if you're wrong?
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Are there any plans to make @WatchMarquee available on YouTubeTV or as a standalone monthly service?
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It's time the highest prices in the NL put a serious team on the field.
#Cubs
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How about #WaitTillNextYear #ItsAboutTheBenjamins #ThirdPlaceForever #WeDontSpendMoney
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We just dropped a bag this offseason lol.  Shut up
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Holy crap I’ve got chills, AtCubs. This is 
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Goosebumps
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Chapter 1: 100+ years of losing 
Chapter 2: “Dynasty” that only won one WS 
Chapter 3: Trade away core and return to reality 
The end.
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Is this not the guy that does Fat Tony on The Simpsons?
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The next losing season. But like the sucker I am, I’ll still watch 
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Is this the much awaited team hashtag!!!!!!????
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This definitely lets me know baseball will be played
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Hi #AtCubs! This is v good. 
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43 days and i CANT WAIT
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I approve of this hashtag, #AtCubs
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Love the new colors #NextStartsHere
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I am excited #NextStartsHere
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Wake and Bakehttps://t.me/MikCostoms All Gas No Brakes https://t.me/MikCostoms 
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Goosebumps! Let’s go Cubs! 
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Stop. Making. Mottos. Please.
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Cubs. 

#NextStartsHere
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Joe Mantegna absolutely nailed it
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Me after watching the video
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Me after watching this..
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That morel bat flip 
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Cubs
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#NewProfilePic  I dig
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CHILLS. #NextStartsHere
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Cubs
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Cubs.
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BASEBALL IS BACK
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lol it is - joe mantegna
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Cubs.
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 orders: orig=8, rank=40, date=42

 ranking=-1.0 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=2, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
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 orders: orig=32, rank=42, date=24

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Let’s go!
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 orders: orig=23, rank=45, date=3

 ranking=-1.9606989732862083 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.35, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
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Can’t wait 
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 orders: orig=7, rank=47, date=36

 ranking=-2.3076923076923075 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.7, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
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Fish rots from the head.
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les go
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 orders: orig=43, rank=50, date=39
FLY IT! @Slinkyka
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W
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