Search run analysis for @ashleyfeinberg from Fri, February 17, 2023 at 00:57:09 -0800 (logged in)

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[tweet: 1626341271236116480, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:02:29 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) one thing i will say about joe kahn: easily the funniest avatar/banner combo i've seen a while]
[tweet: 1626342121010601987, from: @mark_my_words92 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:05:52 (HIGH,1,29,2,933) Gotta reluctantly admit, the man speaks from experience re: embarrassing public stances for an NYT staffer to take.]
[tweet: 1626342322861494273, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:06:40 (HIGH,,9,,762) it's giving]
[tweet: 1626344340661456897, from: @kkoczwara (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:14:41 (HIGH,,4,1,445) And handle. Calling yourself a scribe is a real move.]
[tweet: 1626345826963410945, from: @kkoczwara (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:20:35 (HIGH,0,,,365) Also, Joe has an interesting like about some kids not being able to play some basketball because the founder of their school went off the rails. Guess we now know where Joe stands with being associated with people making bad and hateful decisions.]
[tweet: 1626348219663003650, from: @thefarmdude (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:30:06 (HIGH,0,,,118) That little snarl in his banner lmao tough guy!]
[tweet: 1626458253575041024, from: @unusualreadings (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:47:20 (HIGH,0,,,9) Clearance rack Doug Stamper]
[tweet: 1626342346517544960, from: @jspanda8 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:06:46 (HIGH,,2,,363) Well if the New York Times gig doesn’t work out for him I think he’s got a bright future as a stock photo model]
[tweet: 1626341603102314497, from: @squidwithknife (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:03:48 (HIGH,,3,1,419) It's an account run by twin brothers. One is an angry accountant, the other is an angry blogger.]
[tweet: 1626343038472671235, from: @piguanasue (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:09:31 (HIGH,,1,,74) Doppelgänger. The Horror Movie.]
[tweet: 1626341497523118081, from: @mikey__football (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:03:23 (HIGH,0,,,367) Man looks like he’s never seen a ray of sunshine]
[tweet: 1626342909879394307, from: @k_a_aitch (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:09:00 (HIGH,,3,,397) "I can be your angle...or your other angle"]
[tweet: 1626345523610529792, from: @divad_realthing (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:19:23 (HIGH,,3,,250) TFW you definitely have blood inside your body and it’s your blood.]
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[tweet: 1626375811035963392, from: @hammjuans (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:19:44 (HIGH,0,,,44) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626341419437723652, from: @haredurer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:03:05 (HIGH,,2,,466) Yep. That's Joe Kahn alright.]
[tweet: 1626346177934331910, from: @charltonlack (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:21:59 (HIGH,0,,,166) Heartbreaking]
[tweet: 1626354792795709440, from: @sxarletred (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:56:13 (HIGH,,2,,117) All the bald angles]
[tweet: 1626355346523709440, from: @blue__domingo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:58:25 (HIGH,0,,,101) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626341991083835392, from: @johnnykilloran (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:05:21 (HIGH,,4,,492) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626342281593729029, from: @tyavery12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:06:30 (HIGH,0,,,166) Guy thinks people like Bezos because of how he looks not his money.]
[tweet: 1626342725342703616, from: @velour_shirt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:08:16 (HIGH,0,,,186) This is my page....... WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE!!!!!!!! I KISS YOU!!!!!!!']
[tweet: 1626344485809491968, from: @jakemhs (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:16 (HIGH,,6,,209) My God, it's the Worst Person You Know]
[tweet: 1626341620676194311, from: @benhorner13 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:03:52 (HIGH,,18,,331) Why does he look like a dead ringer for]
[tweet: 1626355694046945282, from: @millhousebooty (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:59:48 (HIGH,0,,,60) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626350236930125824, from: @kbayley1989 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:38:07 (HIGH,,1,,87) Really upset he doesn't have a third picture that looks to the viewer's left anywhere. Dude doesn't understand the rule of 1/3rds at all.]
[tweet: 1626345012492378114, from: @jonathanmpierce (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:17:21 (LOW,0,,,31) the twitter egg in human form]
[tweet: 1626343718310617088, from: @philliedrone (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:12:13 (LOW,,1,,69) Doug Stamper-ass]

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one thing i will say about joe kahn: easily the funniest avatar/banner combo i've seen a while
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Gotta reluctantly admit, the man speaks from experience re: embarrassing public stances for an NYT staffer to take.
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Also, Joe has an interesting like about some kids not being able to play some basketball because the founder of their school went off the rails. Guess we now know where Joe stands with being associated with people making bad and hateful decisions.
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It's an account run by twin brothers. One is an angry accountant, the other is an angry blogger.
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Heartbreaking
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Well if the New York Times gig doesn’t work out for him I think he’s got a bright future as a stock photo model
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And handle. Calling yourself a scribe is a real move.
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TFW you definitely have blood inside your body and it’s your blood.
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Really upset he doesn't have a third picture that looks to the viewer's left anywhere. Dude doesn't understand the rule of 1/3rds at all.
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Why does he look like a dead ringer for
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Man looks like he’s never seen a ray of sunshine
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This is my page....... WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE!!!!!!!! I KISS YOU!!!!!!!'
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My God, it's the Worst Person You Know
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Guy thinks people like Bezos because of how he looks not his money.
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That little snarl in his banner lmao tough guy!
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"I can be your angle...or your other angle"
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it's giving
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the twitter egg in human form
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Yep. That's Joe Kahn alright.
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Doppelgänger. The Horror Movie.
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All the bald angles
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Clearance rack Doug Stamper
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Doug Stamper-ass
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[tweet: 1626341271236116480, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:02:29 (HIGH,21,520,24,32396) one thing i will say about joe kahn: easily the funniest avatar/banner combo i've seen a while]
[tweet: 1626329416933556224, from: @zylaros (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:15:23 (HIGH,1,22,2,2343) boy this sure toes the line of chilling speech]
[tweet: 1626329652217225222, from: @zylaros (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:16:19 (HIGH,,18,1,510) "will not tolerate, participation by Times journalists" sure sounds like threats of reprisals!!]
[tweet: 1626347920789483521, from: @kaliatheshep (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:28:55 (HIGH,,3,,360) This entire letter has "You are a bad user. I am a good Bing." energy.]
[tweet: 1626330625530626051, from: @joebos617 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:20:11 (HIGH,,5,,1592) holy shit this is going down extremely dark places]
[tweet: 1626332778932338689, from: @emceebeere (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:28:44 (HIGH,2,23,,2508) Pretty sure they're straight up lying]
[tweet: 1626342019424751617, from: @luckydoghotsaus (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:05:28 (HIGH,,1,,875) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626387621248376833, from: @aridrennen (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:06:40 (HIGH,,3,,494) Definitely the former!]
[tweet: 1626329597196247047, from: @less_scrutable (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:16:06 (HIGH,,2,,1720) "Joe & Katie"]
[tweet: 1626357038946164737, from: @mr_mojo_risin0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:05:08 (HIGH,,5,,442) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626345334040395780, from: @muna_mire (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:18:38 (HIGH,1,22,1,2009) They are purposefully or unintentionally falsely conflating the two. Either way they are factually wrong]
[tweet: 1626448253293064193, from: @engagedmom (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:07:36 (HIGH,0,,,20) Either way - just wow, for the paper of record.]
[tweet: 1626332260809994242, from: @natamart_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:26:41 (HIGH,,8,,925) i wonder how the free speech warrior journos will respond to this. oh right, they won't]
[tweet: 1626333546662236161, from: @liberal_yankee (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:31:47 (HIGH,0,,,892) The Sulzbergers are the worst.]
[tweet: 1626343146060652547, from: @horizonalhold (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:09:56 (HIGH,,2,,471) At best it's just "Does it matter if the activists worked here or not?They insulted us so that's what they are" *Makes jackoff motions*]
[tweet: 1626470203365158913, from: @aleksan76546148 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:34:49 (HIGH,0,,,18) Oi hethen speculator, this earth revolves around it's own star. Your astrologies are secondary influences. Not that we couldn't blow up your so call stars if we chose to. We have a few examples to demonstrate it too but your astronomers rage quit on us.]
[tweet: 1626344935350849543, from: @oglizlogan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:17:03 (LOW,0,,,96) Joe Kahn, who looks like a cartoon super-villain, is predictably now acting like one.]
[tweet: 1626331718654300161, from: @kcp12304 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:24:32 (LOW,0,,,656) Circling the wagons like political operatives]
[tweet: 1626342606690033664, from: @ancone_d (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:07:48 (LOW,,1,1,107) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626349306918625282, from: @heyaries1981 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:34:25 (LOW,,1,,27) Oh right, Bari Weis special project…an entire header dedicated to J.K. Rowling…no agenda here, folks. That’s an automatic block.]
[tweet: 1626332682241118208, from: @fingerwag4life (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:28:21 (LOW,0,,,220) The NYT is a dinosaur that won’t exist in 10 years.]
[tweet: 1626394624607633414, from: @hellodollyllama (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:34:30 (LOW,0,,,17) Nobody on this planet cares.]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626349332797566976, from: @mrmazzaball (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:34:31 (ABUSIVE,0,,,67) “We have welcomed discussion and debate also please shut the fuck up.”]
[tweet: 1626378673871011840, from: @tkissmelovee (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:31:07 (ABUSIVE,0,,,25) Pls Help Retweet please]
[tweet: 1626355387820806145, from: @reliefbelief (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:58:35 (ABUSIVE,0,,,33) You are stupid]

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They are purposefully or unintentionally falsely conflating the two. Either way they are factually wrong
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"will not tolerate, participation by Times journalists" sure sounds like threats of reprisals!!
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Oi hethen speculator, this earth revolves around it's own star. Your astrologies are secondary influences. Not that we couldn't blow up your so call stars if we chose to. We have a few examples to demonstrate it too but your astronomers rage quit on us.
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one thing i will say about joe kahn: easily the funniest avatar/banner combo i've seen a while
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Oh right, Bari Weis special project…an entire header dedicated to J.K. Rowling…no agenda here, folks. That’s an automatic block.
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Circling the wagons like political operatives
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Pretty sure they're straight up lying
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i wonder how the free speech warrior journos will respond to this. oh right, they won't
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boy this sure toes the line of chilling speech
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At best it's just "Does it matter if the activists worked here or not?They insulted us so that's what they are" *Makes jackoff motions*
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This entire letter has "You are a bad user. I am a good Bing." energy.
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holy shit this is going down extremely dark places
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Joe Kahn, who looks like a cartoon super-villain, is predictably now acting like one.
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“We have welcomed discussion and debate also please shut the fuck up.”
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The NYT is a dinosaur that won’t exist in 10 years.
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Either way - just wow, for the paper of record.
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Definitely the former!
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The Sulzbergers are the worst.
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"Joe & Katie"
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Nobody on this planet cares.
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Pls Help Retweet please 
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You are stupid
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[tweet: 1626028889024745478, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 05:21:11 (HIGH,3,289,8,33615) Quietly accepting my understandable firing by going on Anthony Scaramucci's podcast and declaring that I was fucking robbed to the tune of 60 million dollars]
[tweet: 1626030339255664640, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 05:26:57 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Can we get a wellness check over here]
[tweet: 1626031181010710528, from: @jspanda8 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:30:18 (HIGH,,1,1,564) Ashley did you follow Chris Cuomo on Instagram just for this]
[tweet: 1626031433293733888, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 05:31:18 (HIGH,1,8,1,756) Please, I've been on the case]
[tweet: 1626032691681304577, from: @zanders_zelda (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:36:18 (HIGH,,1,,187) I think this is called Schadenfeinberg]
[tweet: 1626031921233895424, from: @lbruem (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:33:14 (HIGH,,2,,219) wait, i thought Jim Varney was dead]
[tweet: 1626031101645922305, from: @vitopepperoni_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:29:59 (HIGH,,1,,274) Love to be doing great and getting afer it]
[tweet: 1626048363904004096, from: @bglazebrook26 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:38:35 (HIGH,,1,,132) Why is he buying a ferret?]
[tweet: 1626051346041384964, from: @jamieober8590 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:50:26 (HIGH,,1,,153) Is this a scene from the new hit movie Earnest Goes to News Nation]
[tweet: 1626031277663977472, from: @devinmci (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:30:41 (HIGH,,3,,262) strangest case of #longcovid i've seen yet]
[tweet: 1626032453822431233, from: @thequeso (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:35:21 (HIGH,,2,,330) Is that Mel Brooks or Chris Cuomo]
[tweet: 1626046982480445440, from: @terez27 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:33:05 (HIGH,,1,,100) afrer]
[tweet: 1626030810020167680, from: @dlnhlgsn (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:28:49 (HIGH,,2,,268) #letsgetafrerit]
[tweet: 1626031759606398982, from: @thomkaine (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:32:36 (HIGH,,4,,173) “feeling cute, might annihilate my family later”]
[tweet: 1626110275375058952, from: @nimahs2000 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:44:35 (LOW,,1,,14) Duck face]

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Quietly accepting my understandable firing by going on Anthony Scaramucci's podcast and declaring that I was fucking robbed to the tune of 60 million dollars
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#letsgetafrerit 
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Ashley did you follow Chris Cuomo on Instagram just for this
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“feeling cute, might annihilate my family later”
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Can we get a wellness check over here
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strangest case of #longcovid i've seen yet
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Please, I've been on the case
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I think this is called Schadenfeinberg
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Is this a scene from the new hit movie Earnest Goes to News Nation
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Love to be doing great and getting afer it
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wait, i thought Jim Varney was dead
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Is that Mel Brooks or Chris Cuomo
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Why is he buying a ferret?
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afrer
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Duck face
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[tweet: 1626028889024745478, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 05:21:11 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Quietly accepting my understandable firing by going on Anthony Scaramucci's podcast and declaring that I was fucking robbed to the tune of 60 million dollars]
[tweet: 1626030339255664640, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 05:26:57 (HIGH,1,123,12,26554) Can we get a wellness check over here]
[tweet: 1626029764992552960, from: @chattwjonathan (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:24:40 (HIGH,,1,,212) Quiet Quitting with Chris Cuomo]
[tweet: 1626036397797670912, from: @mgsovski (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:51:02 (HIGH,0,,,87) Thinking of Fake Larry Summers's line in the social network " Mr. Winklevoss and... Mr. Winklevoss, since you're on the subject of right or wrong. This action, this meeting, the two of you being here, is WRONG." Him having a 60 million dollar contract...THAT was the robbery.]
[tweet: 1626151819591262211, from: @gc78ua1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:29:40 (HIGH,0,,,14) Not sure I’ve ever figured out what’s so special about either Cuomo….Andrew or Chris!]
[tweet: 1626030638808674306, from: @cjzero (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:28:09 (HIGH,,1,,684) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626031953857204224, from: @devinmci (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:33:22 (HIGH,0,,,92) Anthony Scharliegoochie]
[tweet: 1626030072795901953, from: @cdawg2610 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:25:54 (LOW,,2,,49) The entitlement of the mediocre white man is a 50 million lawsuit for firing in an at-will state. I mean I got fired by God once (youth minster) - you day drink and wallow and then mov eon]
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[tweet: 1626029116142022656, from: @twoeightnine (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:22:06 (ABUSIVE,,,1,265) You missed the part where he also blamed it on being Italian]
[tweet: 1626029290365063168, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 05:22:47 (ABUSIVE,,2,,164) Fuck]

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Thinking of Fake Larry Summers's line in the social network " Mr. Winklevoss and... Mr. Winklevoss, since you're on the subject of right or wrong. This action, this meeting, the two of you being here, is WRONG." Him having a 60 million dollar contract...THAT was the robbery.
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Can we get a wellness check over here
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The entitlement of the mediocre white man is a 50 million lawsuit for firing in an at-will state. I mean I got fired by God once (youth minster) - you day drink and wallow and then mov eon
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You missed the part where he also blamed it on being Italian
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Anthony Scharliegoochie
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Not sure I’ve ever figured out what’s so special about either Cuomo….Andrew or Chris!
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Quiet Quitting with Chris Cuomo
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Fuck
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[tweet: 1626028889024745478, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 05:21:11 (HIGH,3,289,8,33613) Quietly accepting my understandable firing by going on Anthony Scaramucci's podcast and declaring that I was fucking robbed to the tune of 60 million dollars]
[tweet: 1626030339255664640, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 05:26:57 (HIGH,1,123,12,26553) Can we get a wellness check over here]
[tweet: 1626028825099517955, from: @btweet2all (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:20:56 (HIGH,0,,,924) My ponytail was too tight for that giggle]
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[tweet: 1626034148220497921, from: @ruinsjokes (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:42:05 (HIGH,,1,,569) Beginning to think that the Cuomo family may be unsavory]
[tweet: 1626275340392837120, from: @crooksie666 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:40:30 (HIGH,0,,,31) I was so upset when CNN let Chris go...biggest mistake they ever made.]
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[tweet: 1626046210921431042, from: @pmod (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:30:01 (HIGH,0,,,257) Thought this was about Cillizza for a sec]
[tweet: 1626029324385091589, from: @llamalitany (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:22:55 (HIGH,,3,,752) man really said]
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[tweet: 1626062923310194694, from: @dustybottoms37 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:36:26 (HIGH,0,,,258) Chris Cuomo: ever hear the term family annihilator? Yeah, I was thiiiissss close ahahaha]

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Can we get a wellness check over here
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Beginning to think that the Cuomo family may be unsavory
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Chris Cuomo: ever hear the term family annihilator? Yeah, I was thiiiissss close ahahaha
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My ponytail was too tight for that giggle
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I was so upset when CNN let Chris go...biggest mistake they ever made.
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Thought this was about Cillizza for a sec 
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man really said
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More like Cu-oh no.
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[tweet: 1626008168017850368, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 03:34:01 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) journalism is meant to ask discomforting questions! questions like—what if we pretend anecdotal evidence is on the same level as established science]
[tweet: 1626009723014094850, from: @justnotthesam (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:05:02 (HIGH,,11,,749) Your facts are nice, but they don't compare to our imaginations!]
[tweet: 1626009677501988864, from: @statsboyandi (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:04:51 (HIGH,1,15,,708) journalism is also, fundamentally, meant to challenge power and who has power here? oh right its the straight white, right-wingers transfixed on genitals]
[tweet: 1626011228169707520, from: @glorionsenior (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:11:01 (HIGH,0,,,178) look around at what is happening now. This is what happens when "we pretend anecdotal evidence is on the same level as established science". Oil gets poured on the slide to fascism....]
[tweet: 1626075799727255552, from: @drewmillerphoto (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:27:36 (HIGH,,,1,160) Gender-affirming care is established science since when?]
[tweet: 1626127324663156738, from: @madainkeith (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:52:20 (HIGH,,2,1,42) Since 1940s toots.]
[tweet: 1626010759653208065, from: @lemuelpitkin (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:09:09 (LOW,,2,,273) There’s no established science. Why do you think Finland and Sweden and England have all hit pause on pediatric gender transition? The risk/benefit profile is unfavorable.]
[tweet: 1626127115946164224, from: @madainkeith (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:51:31 (LOW,,3,,26) Because fascists hav wormed their way into medical orgs.Itd been established for some 50 years.]
[tweet: 1626011776876937216, from: @tfherder (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:13:12 (LOW,,1,,197) It's not established science,  you'd have more credibility if you'd atleast admit that.]

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journalism is meant to ask discomforting questions! questions like—what if we pretend anecdotal evidence is on the same level as established science
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look around at what is happening now. This is what happens when "we pretend anecdotal evidence is on the same level as established science".
Oil gets poured on the slide to fascism....
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There’s no established science. Why do you think Finland and Sweden and England have all hit pause on pediatric gender transition? The risk/benefit profile is unfavorable.
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journalism is also, fundamentally, meant to challenge power and who has power here? oh right its the straight white, right-wingers transfixed on genitals
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Your facts are nice, but they don't compare to our imaginations!
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It's not established science,  you'd have more credibility if you'd atleast admit that.
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Because fascists hav wormed their way into medical orgs.Itd been established for some 50 years.
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Gender-affirming care is established science since when?
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Since 1940s toots.
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[tweet: 1626008168017850368, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 03:58:51 (HIGH,99,758,6,62046) journalism is meant to ask discomforting questions! questions like—what if we pretend anecdotal evidence is on the same level as established science]
[tweet: 1626079781812047873, from: @melissajpeltier (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 08:43:25 (HIGH,3,15,,1217) There are no “both sides” or “just asking questions” positions for “should this person have any rights at all? Should this person be ALLOWED by “the establishment” to EXIST?” What gives you the right to ask if someone’s very LIFE is acceptable?]
[tweet: 1626014451542421507, from: @kaijusensei1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:23:49 (HIGH,,7,1,1739) I canceled my NYT subscription just after moving to Japan in early 2018, holding out hope it would change after all the Trump fluffing from the election.  It never did.  The quality of the journalists there now are more in line with its cross-town tabloid rival, the Post.]
[tweet: 1626018903892557827, from: @bellamoss77 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:41:31 (HIGH,,1,,259) I only hold onto mine for Jamelle Bouie, and for the occasional investigative pieces that are excellent and thorough, tho it does get harder and harder to justify esp with the latest direction of the opinion section and the disgusting boosting of DeSantis.]
[tweet: 1626018558537879554, from: @stanley_m (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:40:08 (HIGH,,1,,456) Today in Oklahoma]
[tweet: 1626064828929548288, from: @enbuenora (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:44:00 (HIGH,,7,,701) is it even journalism if you're not letting the assumptions of bigots go uncontested]
[tweet: 1626012092791914497, from: @jspanda8 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:14:27 (HIGH,,27,,2144) Is “being some of the most smug people alive” part of the Times style guide or do Michael et al just pick that up naturally]
[tweet: 1626070869108834304, from: @plankysmith (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:08:00 (HIGH,,2,,414) He literally just retweeted Jesse S**nal]
[tweet: 1626085567455690755, from: @juliablough (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:06:25 (HIGH,,2,,306) Bullying children, great job NYT, you must be so proud of yourselves.]
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[tweet: 1626012380806418433, from: @anypigslft2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:15:36 (ABUSIVE,,,1,373) Tell Sweden. Dumbass.]
[tweet: 1626068323967418368, from: @worstplace (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:57:53 (ABUSIVE,,,1,42) Eat shit forever]

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journalism is meant to ask discomforting questions! questions like—what if we pretend anecdotal evidence is on the same level as established science
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I only hold onto mine for Jamelle Bouie, and for the occasional investigative pieces that are excellent and thorough, tho it does get harder and harder to justify esp with the latest direction of the opinion section and the disgusting boosting of DeSantis.
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There are no “both sides” or “just asking questions” positions for “should this person have any rights at all? Should this person be ALLOWED by “the establishment” to EXIST?”
What gives you the right to ask if someone’s very LIFE is acceptable?
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Is “being some of the most smug people alive” part of the Times style guide or do Michael et al just pick that up naturally
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I canceled my NYT subscription just after moving to Japan in early 2018, holding out hope it would change after all the Trump fluffing from the election.

It never did.

The quality of the journalists there now are more in line with its cross-town tabloid rival, the Post.
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is it even journalism if you're not letting the assumptions of bigots go uncontested
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Bullying children, great job NYT, you must be so proud of yourselves.
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He literally just retweeted Jesse S**nal
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Eat shit forever
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Tell Sweden. Dumbass.
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Today in Oklahoma 
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[tweet: 1625682518660812801, from: @pbump (VERIFIED) on 02/14/23 06:24:50 (HIGH,,22,,3848) his cousin asked for it, i bet elon didn't even want it to happen, he's as confused as the rest of us]
[tweet: 1625683202546302976, from: @jetsmaineman (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:27:33 (HIGH,,3,,968) 2023 Dwight and Mose]
[tweet: 1626047206829527045, from: @multiverseandy (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:33:59 (HIGH,0,,,66) Fired the engineer that told him his impressions are falling. Had the VIP boost applied, did pretty much zip. EOS]
[tweet: 1625682741403459585, from: @rilaws (VERIFIED) on 02/14/23 06:25:43 (HIGH,1,45,,4330) To name our greatest desires is to destroy ourselves]
[tweet: 1626038073539674114, from: @09mshatraw (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:57:41 (HIGH,,2,,149) The true zen of the Reply Guy is to rejoice in the replies that flower instead of mourning the ones that wither.]
[tweet: 1625709041400807424, from: @armand_hammers (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 08:10:14 (HIGH,,4,,689) i rarely exert the effort to block someone but the nonstop sponsored posts gave me the motivation i needed lmao]
[tweet: 1626047287620427777, from: @hoigwai (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:34:18 (HIGH,,1,,62) Yes of course. Sad little man needs constant validation rigs system so he gets more than anyone else.]
[tweet: 1625682542916513792, from: @illuminallie_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:24:56 (HIGH,3,34,2,2044) the funniest part is that, unlike Joe, he deleted his tweet after the eagles lost and coped by posting this]
[tweet: 1625684620992819200, from: @jenelaina (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:33:12 (HIGH,,5,,439) God that's so sad]
[tweet: 1625683468238884864, from: @imelven (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:28:37 (HIGH,,14,,1542) I'm starting to believe the humiliation fetish theory]
[tweet: 1625686479518470144, from: @edzitron (VERIFIED) on 02/14/23 06:40:35 (HIGH,2,73,1,3369) Groimes the ilgrithm broke]
[tweet: 1625686875640893443, from: @egg_dog (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:42:09 (HIGH,,10,,688) Groimes click the foor yaw tab]
[tweet: 1626154580470861828, from: @cjnmcg (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:40:39 (HIGH,0,,,24) Next he'll be getting his account set to be unblockable and unmutable.]
[tweet: 1625708597450534912, from: @chadachavez (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 08:08:28 (HIGH,,8,,503) It’s extra funny when you stop to think about how little Joe Biden probably knows about what happens on his own twitter account, much less twitter generally.]
[tweet: 1625877426357293056, from: @flipperforty (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:19:20 (HIGH,,4,,228) Convinced at this point that he has a humiliation kink, and we're all being assaulted.]
[tweet: 1625696892972683264, from: @haroldfjord (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 07:21:57 (HIGH,,3,,583) Don't tell anyone but the engineers betrayed him and made the insertion of his tweets HIGHLY VISIBLE]
[tweet: 1625691487252914176, from: @djangier (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 07:00:29 (HIGH,,6,,724) Can we still block him? Next thing he’ll do is make his account unblockable. Special power up not available to plebes.]
[tweet: 1625683755229667331, from: @antientropicman (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:29:45 (HIGH,,2,,970) "winning" to him is trading horses for handjobs, we should consider him in that context at all times]
[tweet: 1625683081595166720, from: @bedicted_mn (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:27:05 (HIGH,,4,1,984) Won't be surprised if someone starts a # saying something like block space karen and in response he then has them change the settings so that he can't be blocked or muted]
[tweet: 1625685281826385920, from: @kristenisbored (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:35:49 (HIGH,,2,,183) That's definitely where this is headed but it felt good to block him anyway.]
[tweet: 1625691009119125508, from: @indiewomenvote (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:58:35 (HIGH,0,,,509) Sad]
[tweet: 1625683004751335425, from: @longtime_first (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:26:46 (LOW,,4,,313) His behavior is completely relatable to me, a tryhard with terrible self esteem.]
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[tweet: 1625682557353226246, from: @ladyjimrockford (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:25:00 (ABUSIVE,,1,1,231) the dumbest despot]
[tweet: 1625684366050590720, from: @flippyo (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:32:11 (ABUSIVE,0,,,59) A children's book read during Drag Queen Story Hour.]

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the funniest part is that, unlike Joe, he deleted his tweet after the eagles lost and coped by posting this
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Can we still block him? Next thing he’ll do is make his account unblockable. Special power up not available to plebes.
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Won't be surprised if someone starts a # saying something like block space karen and in response he then has them change the settings so that he can't be blocked or muted
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It’s extra funny when you stop to think about how little Joe Biden probably knows about what happens on his own twitter account, much less twitter generally.
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his cousin asked for it, i bet elon didn't even want it to happen, he's as confused as the rest of us
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To name our greatest desires is to destroy ourselves
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I'm starting to believe the humiliation fetish theory
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His behavior is completely relatable to me, a tryhard with terrible self esteem.
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i rarely exert the effort to block someone but the nonstop sponsored posts gave me the motivation i needed lmao
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Convinced at this point that he has a humiliation kink, and we're all being assaulted.
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Don't tell anyone but the engineers betrayed him and made the insertion of his tweets HIGHLY VISIBLE
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"winning" to him is trading horses for handjobs, we should consider him in that context at all times
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The true zen of the Reply Guy is to rejoice in the replies that flower instead of mourning the ones that wither.
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Fired the engineer that told him his impressions are falling. Had the VIP boost applied, did pretty much zip. EOS
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Yes of course. Sad little man needs constant validation rigs system so he gets more than anyone else.
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That's definitely where this is headed but it felt good to block him anyway.
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Next he'll be getting his account set to be unblockable and unmutable.
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Groimes click the foor yaw tab
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Groimes the ilgrithm broke
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A children's book read during Drag Queen Story Hour.
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the dumbest despot
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2023 Dwight and Mose
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God that's so sad
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Sad
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[tweet: 1625616729991684115, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/14/23 02:03:25 (HIGH,7,160,2,39450) lmao this dude is incredible]
[tweet: 1625617009298776082, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 02/14/23 02:04:32 (HIGH,,99,1,33660) absolute king, nothing but hits today]
[tweet: 1625619701882560542, from: @mmmdeviledeggs (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:15:14 (HIGH,0,,,1103) Beck Bennett is always great in those SNL cold opens!]
[tweet: 1625616156643196928, from: @k8hutton (VERIFIED) on 02/14/23 02:01:08 (HIGH,,37,,2573) so many great face reactions to notice in those last two seconds]
[tweet: 1625616604980453395, from: @georgerw1981 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:02:55 (HIGH,,7,,1257) Why even credential Newsmax anymore?]
[tweet: 1625616089269805088, from: @southworth (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:00:52 (HIGH,,40,1,1932) "Is President Clinton... jiggy with it?"]
[tweet: 1625649439854546946, from: @irreverentduo (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 04:13:24 (HIGH,,3,,207) He definitely was]
[tweet: 1625618108231880704, from: @cohenss (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:08:54 (HIGH,,5,,645) TO WIT]
[tweet: 1625663457508102144, from: @duck_king1337 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 05:09:06 (HIGH,,3,1,681) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625670331456458752, from: @nhgg (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 05:36:25 (HIGH,0,,,101) Nah, that's Stanley from The Office, you can't fool me, see:]
[tweet: 1625620241605599237, from: @cobbledcorn2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:17:22 (HIGH,,4,,1047) The reaction from the other reporters is pretty funny]
[tweet: 1625617134364532742, from: @dannystreet (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:05:01 (HIGH,,48,1,1614) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625619784527417344, from: @rosasaurusus (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:15:33 (HIGH,,4,,264) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625615849657626624, from: @resistinbux (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 01:59:55 (HIGH,,4,,1057) Woman in the burgundy couldn’t hold it in]
[tweet: 1625616105049038848, from: @basic_chunnel (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:00:56 (HIGH,,16,,1780) That’s not how you use “to wit” arrrgh]
[tweet: 1625617188500668416, from: @iantattoos (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:05:14 (HIGH,1,13,,1031) "To wit"]
[tweet: 1625658091445387265, from: @theworst_______ (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 04:47:46 (HIGH,0,,,280) That’s that Fox guy who got canned for sexual harassment.  I thought he was British for a second]
[tweet: 1625808251605377024, from: @fortgeek (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 02:44:27 (HIGH,,,1,171) Simultaneously in both ears.]
[tweet: 1625858941409447937, from: @storyslug (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:05:53 (HIGH,,2,1,26) I think you're confusing a swirly with a wet willy.]
[tweet: 1625680980446187520, from: @ferraricakes (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:18:44 (HIGH,0,,,233) Being woke is super counterproductive to all things social justice related and the interest of our country tho.]
[tweet: 1625630605378572288, from: @kimberleypeaco2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:58:33 (HIGH,,5,1,396) Everyone who uses the word woke should be asked to explain what they mean every single time]
[tweet: 1625630839202611201, from: @mmcclure88 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:59:29 (HIGH,,,1,441) “What does woke mean?” is the correct response]
[tweet: 1625680182005702656, from: @jafpro_16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:15:33 (LOW,,2,1,92) Her reaction was the best]
[tweet: 1625680541197500417, from: @jafpro_16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 06:16:59 (LOW,0,,,23) Guy in bottom right corner too]
[tweet: 1625616374113378325, from: @nah_not_a_name (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:02:00 (LOW,,1,,217) that's James Rosen from Newsmax so he must consider this dumb shit to be part of his job]
[tweet: 1625619190051926016, from: @starwaas (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:13:12 (LOW,,1,,267) Honestly that's not going far enough. We also need the full wedgie, followed by taking his lunch money and stuffing him into a locker.]
[tweet: 1625732337349558273, from: @alligatoreast (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 09:42:48 (LOW,,3,,196) Needs an atomic wedgie]
[tweet: 1625616837806268431, from: @salads4days (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:03:51 (LOW,,6,,165) And to think there are hardworking Americans out of work and this guy gets to cash a check being an absolute jabroni]
[tweet: 1625616972305014811, from: @m34653 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 02:04:23 (LOW,,3,,176) Why do right wing democrats allow far right political activists in that room, and almost never independent journalists?]
[tweet: 1625663455075205122, from: @normdeplume10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 05:09:05 (LOW,0,,,60) If being aware of, caring for, being empathetic and kind to people is woke then count me in! The opposite of this is asleep. So are we allowing the MAGA GQP to frame being woke as a flaw while being asleep, numb, and oblivious is desirable?]

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Why do right wing democrats allow far right political activists in that room, and almost never independent journalists?
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And to think there are hardworking Americans out of work and this guy gets to cash a check being an absolute jabroni
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absolute king, nothing but hits today
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If being aware of, caring for, being empathetic and kind to people is woke then count me in! The opposite of this is asleep. So are we allowing the MAGA GQP to frame being woke as a flaw while being asleep, numb, and oblivious is desirable?
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"Is President Clinton... jiggy with it?"
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so many great face reactions to notice in those last two seconds
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Everyone who uses the word woke should be asked to explain what they mean every single time
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Honestly that's not going far enough. We also need the full wedgie, followed by taking his lunch money and stuffing him into a locker.
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That’s not how you use “to wit” arrrgh
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The reaction from the other reporters is pretty funny
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I think you're confusing a swirly with a wet willy.
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that's James Rosen from Newsmax so he must consider this dumb shit to be part of his job
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Why even credential Newsmax anymore?
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Being woke is super counterproductive to all things social justice related and the interest of our country tho.
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lmao this dude is incredible
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Woman in the burgundy couldn’t hold it in
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“What does woke mean?” is the correct response
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That’s that Fox guy who got canned for sexual harassment.  I thought he was British for a second
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Beck Bennett is always great in those SNL cold opens!
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Nah, that's Stanley from The Office, you can't fool me, see:
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Guy in bottom right corner too
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He definitely was
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Simultaneously in both ears.
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Needs an atomic wedgie
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"To wit"
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Her reaction was the best
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TO WIT
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[tweet: 1066384983697301506, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 11/24/18 09:36:07 (HIGH,19,653,17,undefined) i feel like in everything i've seen he's been correctly framed as an incompetent liar who has absolutely no right to be in the roel that he's in]
[tweet: 1066386912934600705, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 11/24/18 09:43:47 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) i'm not fixing the typo all of you can go to hell]
[tweet: 1066393666753826817, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 11/24/18 10:10:37 (HIGH,32,333,11,undefined) anyway, there are A LOT of calls for zuckerberg to resign (which he should!)... i don't really think sandberg needs us to come to her defense]
[tweet: 1066403419747962881, from: @ashleyfeinberg (VERIFIED) on 11/24/18 10:49:22 (HIGH,31,347,7,undefined) there's a very real gender imbalance in tech, and women (women of color, in particular) almost always take an undue portion of the blame — but that's not what's happening here and the only person who benefits from putting sheryl sandberg in that framework is sheryl sandberg]
[tweet: 1135367197633732608, from: @jafpro_16 (UNKNOWN) on 06/02/19 07:06:48 (HIGH,,2,1,undefined) Your name is a typo. Ashley is a boy's name. Ashleigh is a girl's name]
[tweet: 0, from: @wsj (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,91,276,1050,3657946) Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.]
[tweet: 1512797616584732673, from: @jafpro_16 (UNKNOWN) on 04/09/22 07:20:32 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Musk has a message for you:]
[tweet: 1286661329881833473, from: @elizaorlins (VERIFIED) on 07/24/20 06:55:40 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) This is such a mood.]
[tweet: 1159265306222747649, from: @srikanthtalagad (UNKNOWN) on 08/07/19 05:49:21 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) @facebook tell that douche Mark that Augusta Ada King was the first programmer in history. And she was a female.]
[tweet: 1149913233375059969, from: @nicolasrobidoux (UNKNOWN) on 07/12/19 10:27:33 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Greetings from Hall]
[tweet: 1066387722749833217, from: @mrhortywho (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:47:00 (HIGH,,8,,undefined) You could edit it out on Facebook (runs off).]
[tweet: 1066390533088714752, from: @thecatknowsall (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:58:10 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Noel]
[tweet: 1066390581771976711, from: @thecatknowsall (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:58:21 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1158769536247705605, from: @bourgeoisalien (UNKNOWN) on 08/06/19 08:59:20 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Hey @GeoffMiami this]
[tweet: 1086302788319993856, from: @grammargirl (VERIFIED) on 01/18/19 08:42:21 (HIGH,1,17,2,undefined) I just saw that this is your pinned tweet, and I laughed so hard I almost choked on my coffee.]
[tweet: 1347315868003287041, from: @mcy_sally (UNKNOWN) on 01/07/21 02:55:09 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Me too]
[tweet: 1066387579933794304, from: @rhodesmurphy (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:46:26 (HIGH,,39,1,undefined) The first roel]
[tweet: 1066389454854721536, from: @theseafarmer (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:53:53 (HIGH,1,26,1,undefined) The angles did sing]
[tweet: 1095906641936027648, from: @bulk_snorkel (UNKNOWN) on 02/13/19 08:44:39 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) Quality pinned tweet every time I see my heart is warmed]
[tweet: 1066387712628920320, from: @seanrileyonline (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:46:57 (HIGH,,3,,undefined) LROL!]
[tweet: 1103837345386704898, from: @wiseoldsnail (UNKNOWN) on 03/07/19 05:58:26 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1066387690487205889, from: @mattnoahsmith (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:46:52 (HIGH,,12,1,undefined) Roel roel roel roel born is the king of social media hell]
[tweet: 1227521901230264320, from: @betty_leighton (UNKNOWN) on 02/12/20 01:16:42 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) Grow up!]
[tweet: 1066394309988102145, from: @missbilious (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 10:13:10 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) That's my girl]
[tweet: 1210551495663529987, from: @mamurphymaureen (UNKNOWN) on 12/27/19 05:22:22 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Indeed.]
[tweet: 1186133953846996993, from: @debbieaaldrich (UNKNOWN) on 10/20/19 09:15:46 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Ditto!]
[tweet: 1125264171464048640, from: @bulk_snorkel (UNKNOWN) on 05/05/19 10:00:59 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I’m in hell now are you happy]
[tweet: 1156059307760398338, from: @bulk_snorkel (UNKNOWN) on 07/29/19 09:29:52 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Omw]
[tweet: 1170347920924774401, from: @bulk_snorkel (UNKNOWN) on 09/07/19 07:47:43 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I’m in hell now what]
[tweet: 1194731681825120256, from: @bulk_snorkel (UNKNOWN) on 11/13/19 01:40:04 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I’m already in hell :)]
[tweet: 1196297346054647808, from: @hovik77 (UNKNOWN) on 11/17/19 09:21:28 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Th tveet ever]
[tweet: 1317745290754072578, from: @kramreklaw (UNKNOWN) on 10/18/20 01:32:14 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Ashley, I have found some jobs for you. It's a shame your passion is for graphic design rather than digital, but I think that Showbiz Reporter should be right up your street.]
[tweet: 1437940306981310469, from: @pcbrookstennis (UNKNOWN) on 09/14/21 05:44:19 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) After opening the picture in your immediate previous post…that’s where I thought I was…]
[tweet: 1286668921085534214, from: @pblfc61 (UNKNOWN) on 07/24/20 07:25:50 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1186141020750135296, from: @cecerejoanne (UNKNOWN) on 10/20/19 09:43:51 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I know why is that such a big deal?  Sometimes it’s me and sometimes it’s Spell ck gone wild.]
[tweet: 1103837073423781888, from: @wiseoldsnail (UNKNOWN) on 03/07/19 05:57:21 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1186123830269546501, from: @firemanjohn629 (UNKNOWN) on 10/20/19 08:35:32 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I love your typo]
[tweet: 1604737967909908481, from: @dmarepierre (UNKNOWN) on 12/18/22 11:18:40 (HIGH,0,,,6) Actually, in a linguistically consistent reformed spelling system the "oe" spelling is aligned with the "ue" and "ie"  spellings. Words like "foe" exists btw. Don't feel obliged to acknowledge. Be consistent! ;)]
[tweet: 1247697245442437121, from: @chadtodd10 (UNKNOWN) on 04/07/20 06:26:19 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Typo?? What typo?? Lol]
[tweet: 1099820436211286026, from: @shaneinnh (UNKNOWN) on 02/24/19 03:56:40 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) She pinned it again...yes!!!]
[tweet: 1106405339199606784, from: @unabashedmisfit (UNKNOWN) on 03/14/19 09:02:43 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1216108170680119297, from: @315evelina (UNKNOWN) on 01/11/20 01:22:36 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) Trump 2020, there is absolutely no reason for Trump's removal . It is all the evil lies and lies do not become facts because you say it over and over again. Covfefe 2020+ Hint, it does not mean coffee! LOL,  Trump so intelligent, used a word none of us heard of before.]
[tweet: 1068593311232024578, from: @mdc (VERIFIED) on 11/30/18 11:51:13 (HIGH,,21,1,undefined) i want to fave this but it has 666 likes so i can't]
[tweet: 1225557589917872140, from: @berkeleygirl63 (UNKNOWN) on 02/06/20 03:11:13 (HIGH,,2,1,undefined) The irony in your response is that I have heard it reported that “666” was a typo and some historians believe it is actually supposed to be either 626 or 636 (I don’t remember which, lol). I don’t know if it’s true but i like to think it is.]
[tweet: 1186277393113194496, from: @ny_pamela (UNKNOWN) on 10/21/19 06:45:45 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1107079662499495937, from: @stuberk625 (UNKNOWN) on 03/16/19 05:42:14 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1267931716221632512, from: @cynthiaflanagan (UNKNOWN) on 06/02/20 02:30:52 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) It must feel good to say that.  Down with OCD!]
[tweet: 1346984415335952384, from: @sherndds (UNKNOWN) on 01/06/21 04:58:05 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) YOU FIRST!]
[tweet: 1225557023036624897, from: @berkeleygirl63 (UNKNOWN) on 02/06/20 03:08:58 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Seeing this for the first time and have now fallen in love. Lol]
[tweet: 1106951097531301888, from: @stella_newyork (UNKNOWN) on 03/16/19 09:11:22 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) You look so angry though]
[tweet: 1163634774411530240, from: @kmakesthemsmile (UNKNOWN) on 08/19/19 07:12:04 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1066397636306104325, from: @gromble (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 10:26:23 (HIGH,,5,,undefined) Evergreen tweet, handy for every occasion]
[tweet: 1066569158966632448, from: @bansheebabe (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:47:58 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) I thought maybe it was a Swiss word]
[tweet: 1282133127180226560, from: @seanpgalligan (UNKNOWN) on 07/11/20 07:02:13 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) oh my god I love this post !!! It takes me longer to go back and try to get to the exact spot to correct my typos and add proper punctuation that I missed. Or improper punctuation that I'm not sure about. But I drive myself nuts with it.]
[tweet: 1066390713397624832, from: @pitha_vb (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:58:53 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) Thuck lem!]
[tweet: 1326187166091784198, from: @ram_m_d (UNKNOWN) on 11/10/20 07:37:14 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1116637111464222720, from: @terracornis (UNKNOWN) on 04/12/19 02:40:08 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) Uuhh, how i love arrogant cunts like you!!!]
[tweet: 1076339116843794432, from: @dantdmf59435429 (UNKNOWN) on 12/21/18 08:50:17 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) Shut up bitch u can go to hell]
[tweet: 1095030718399463424, from: @newman_branch (UNKNOWN) on 02/11/19 10:44:02 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) If Graphic Design is your passion, why didn't you remove the white "Box" around the frog?  Seem like graphic design is really not your thing, right?  I'm sorry.  Don't mean to be rude.]
[tweet: 1156940984888037383, from: @rbayhi (UNKNOWN) on 08/01/19 07:53:20 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Mmmnnm@mm@mmm@mmm@mm@mm@mmm@mm@mm@mm@mm@mm]
[tweet: 1156941006971035648, from: @rbayhi (UNKNOWN) on 08/01/19 07:53:25 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Mmmnnm@mmmnnm@mmmnnm@mmmnnm@mmmnnm@mmmnnm@mmmnn]
[tweet: 1164120237949771776, from: @sparrowwack (UNKNOWN) on 08/21/19 03:21:07 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1164120473862627328, from: @sparrowwack (UNKNOWN) on 08/21/19 03:22:03 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1225339525930479616, from: @barij (UNKNOWN) on 02/06/20 12:44:43 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Your graphic design Twitter header caused me to have a twitching tick so I’m totally following you. I don’t want the twitch, per se, but the snark warms my heart.]
[tweet: 1262522734912737280, from: @maxandbeyond50 (UNKNOWN) on 05/18/20 04:17:31 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) How does everybody who talks negatively about the president get a checkmark so easy.  #twittercensorship #jackisabot]
[tweet: 1186299984267763712, from: @sensefactor (UNKNOWN) on 10/21/19 08:15:31 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) That's exactly what I'd expect a third grader to scream at her teacher. Bravo]
[tweet: 1262436584818798597, from: @clarus65 (UNKNOWN) on 05/18/20 10:35:11 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) i just read the article. thank you to you and others for drawing my attention to it. i found it far from a "hit piece." we on the left can't bury our heads in the sand about well presented facts that don't make those we "like" look good.]
[tweet: 1088098290237874176, from: @vaactivismrobot (UNKNOWN) on 01/23/19 07:37:02 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Jokes on you, I am already in hell.]
[tweet: 1110223589142343680, from: @nhdeunk (UNKNOWN) on 03/25/19 09:55:05 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Better than those people of whom you have to ask, "whyArEyouthROwingCAPitalleTTErsarouNDrandOMly?"   But not much...]
[tweet: 1094835038179524609, from: @leatherman1965 (UNKNOWN) on 02/10/19 09:46:28 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1235775164085932033, from: @orangecreature_ (UNKNOWN) on 03/05/20 07:52:13 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) lol]
[tweet: 1224173143939481600, from: @grasshoppa134 (UNKNOWN) on 02/02/20 07:29:56 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) ...aufeinander wie seinerszeiten...]
[tweet: 1131323788791033856, from: @goldenlotus8 (UNKNOWN) on 05/22/19 03:19:44 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Diced]
[tweet: 1090651311119495168, from: @devsoftcl (UNKNOWN) on 01/30/19 08:41:50 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) That would not work with a compiler, Hmn maybe you should try to #learntocode]
[tweet: 1095029567645982721, from: @newman_branch (UNKNOWN) on 02/11/19 10:39:28 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Bigot.]
[tweet: 1096112494190514181, from: @relee76938037 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/19 10:22:38 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I shall be in Hell soon enough.]
[tweet: 1130070814550843392, from: @blakegollahon2 (UNKNOWN) on 05/19/19 04:20:52 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Wow]
[tweet: 1156941012524240896, from: @rbayhi (UNKNOWN) on 08/01/19 07:53:26 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Mmmnnm@mmmnnm@m]
[tweet: 1156941030857596928, from: @rbayhi (UNKNOWN) on 08/01/19 07:53:31 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Mmmnnmm@mmmnnmmnmnnm@mmmnnm@mmmnnm@mmmnnmm]
[tweet: 1186182382568824832, from: @masiyajoram (UNKNOWN) on 10/21/19 12:28:12 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) no one likes ,atleast send me somewhere else]
[tweet: 1202641781315252224, from: @annamariehaney3 (UNKNOWN) on 12/05/19 09:31:59 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Heeheehee.  :)]
[tweet: 1325780949586612226, from: @mdzj4 (UNKNOWN) on 11/09/20 04:43:04 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Ashley u can be better than this . MARKR]
[tweet: 1601687290505748481, from: @martinstenhouse (UNKNOWN) on 12/10/22 01:16:22 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Liar Liar Liar]
[tweet: 1086067273637482496, from: @jonesie_b (UNKNOWN) on 01/17/19 05:06:30 (HIGH,,6,,undefined) finally found my poeple]
[tweet: 1457041844475514886, from: @adarya25 (UNKNOWN) on 11/06/21 10:47:00 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) How about that pee tape?]
[tweet: 1601070462028886017, from: @amydoug71004365 (UNKNOWN) on 12/08/22 08:25:19 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Not real! NOTHING in the Steele dossier could be verified, because they made it up.]
[tweet: 1165588121561575425, from: @atthelake68 (UNKNOWN) on 08/25/19 04:33:58 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Ashley Feinberg is just one more POS in a young society laden with them.]
[tweet: 1210551617180831747, from: @mamurphymaureen (UNKNOWN) on 12/27/19 05:22:51 (HIGH,,1,1,undefined) Twitter Jack?]
[tweet: 1066388340432232448, from: @cookewj1 (UNKNOWN) on 11/24/18 09:49:27 (HIGH,,5,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1209284494185975810, from: @sparkthegenius (UNKNOWN) on 12/23/19 05:27:45 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Can someone explain this to me?]
[tweet: 1436077319031033859, from: @labacchae (UNKNOWN) on 09/09/21 02:21:28 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) ITS USUALLY LIKE ONE (1) WORD]
[tweet: 1095024588487049220, from: @sosourcountry (UNKNOWN) on 02/11/19 10:19:41 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Your tweets are as ignorant as your typing.]
[tweet: 1601064510130819074, from: @nickwoudwyk1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/08/22 08:01:40 (LOW,0,,,undefined) commie]
[tweet: 1601078389489643520, from: @ihatemarkfucker (UNKNOWN) on 12/08/22 08:56:49 (LOW,0,,,undefined) $8 a month for all the typos you want]
[tweet: 1488480927080595459, from: @vrrahul93 (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/22 03:54:42 (LOW,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1521487390082314243, from: @bzawi619 (UNKNOWN) on 05/03/22 06:50:36 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Zero control of your emotions… lol]
[tweet: 1156241174711152641, from: @boricua0909 (UNKNOWN) on 07/30/19 09:32:32 (LOW,0,,,undefined) You're so full of shit that can't even think straight.]
[tweet: 1343642506140012544, from: @sssssshus (UNKNOWN) on 12/28/20 11:38:31 (LOW,,1,,undefined) ɥʞszɔuɾbsʌuƃb#⠀⠀]
[tweet: 1435021836140560387, from: @srqfloridian (UNKNOWN) on 09/06/21 04:27:21 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1601060696208207872, from: @dannyomf (UNKNOWN) on 12/08/22 07:46:30 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) Zionist]
[tweet: 1457032006257287169, from: @jimmayes1 (UNKNOWN) on 11/06/21 10:07:55 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) This might be considered a mean tweet. Just sayin.]
[tweet: 1457138179333632004, from: @shellyhughes01 (UNKNOWN) on 11/06/21 05:09:48 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) This your buddy Ash- Bahahahahahaah-- sucker]
[tweet: 1457089171647045639, from: @tommijefferson1 (UNKNOWN) on 11/06/21 01:55:04 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) Christ is king]
[tweet: 1325196246894698501, from: @florarejep (UNKNOWN) on 11/07/20 01:59:40 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) Fuc u]
[tweet: 1325209938042314753, from: @thelmatc18 (UNKNOWN) on 11/07/20 02:54:05 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) Shut the hell up.]

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there's a very real gender imbalance in tech, and women (women of color, in particular) almost always take an undue portion of the blame — but that's not what's happening here and the only person who benefits from putting sheryl sandberg in that framework is sheryl sandberg
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Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.
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i feel like in everything i've seen he's been correctly framed as an incompetent liar who has absolutely no right to be in the roel that he's in
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anyway, there are A LOT of calls for zuckerberg to resign (which he should!)... i don't really think sandberg needs us to come to her defense
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Trump 2020, there is absolutely no reason for Trump's removal . It is all the evil lies and lies do not become facts because you say it over and over again.
Covfefe 2020+ Hint, it does not mean coffee! LOL,  Trump so intelligent, used a word none of us heard of before.
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The irony in your response is that I have heard it reported that “666” was a typo and some historians believe it is actually supposed to be either 626 or 636 (I don’t remember which, lol). I don’t know if it’s true but i like to think it is.
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Actually, in a linguistically consistent reformed spelling system the "oe" spelling is aligned with the "ue" and "ie"  spellings. Words like "foe" exists btw. Don't feel obliged to acknowledge. Be consistent! ;)
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oh my god I love this post !!!
It takes me longer to go back and try to get to the exact spot to correct my typos and add proper punctuation that I missed. Or improper punctuation that I'm not sure about. But I drive myself nuts with it.
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If Graphic Design is your passion, why didn't you remove the white "Box" around the frog?  Seem like graphic design is really not your thing, right?  I'm sorry.  Don't mean to be rude.
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I just saw that this is your pinned tweet, and I laughed so hard I almost choked on my coffee.
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i just read the article. thank you to you and others for drawing my attention to it. i found it far from a "hit piece." we on the left can't bury our heads in the sand about well presented facts that don't make those we "like" look good.
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Evergreen tweet, handy for every occasion
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Roel roel roel roel born is the king of social media hell
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How does everybody who talks negatively about the president get a checkmark so easy.  #twittercensorship #jackisabot
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i'm not fixing the typo all of you can go to hell
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Better than those people of whom you have to ask, "whyArEyouthROwingCAPitalleTTErsarouNDrandOMly?" 

But not much...
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Your name is a typo. Ashley is a boy's name. Ashleigh is a girl's name
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i want to fave this but it has 666 likes so i can't
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Ashley, I have found some jobs for you. It's a shame your passion is for graphic design rather than digital, but I think that Showbiz Reporter should be right up your street.
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Your graphic design Twitter header caused me to have a twitching tick so I’m totally following you. I don’t want the twitch, per se, but the snark warms my heart.
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You could edit it out on Facebook (runs off).
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Quality pinned tweet every time I see my heart is warmed
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That would not work with a compiler, Hmn maybe you should try to #learntocode
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@facebook tell that douche Mark that Augusta Ada King was the first programmer in history. And she was a female.
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I know why is that such a big deal?  Sometimes it’s me and sometimes it’s Spell ck gone wild.
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Uuhh, how i love arrogant cunts like you!!!  
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After opening the picture in your immediate previous post…that’s where I thought I was…
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...aufeinander wie seinerszeiten...
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Ashley Feinberg is just one more POS in a young society laden with them.
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That's exactly what I'd expect a third grader to scream at her teacher. Bravo 
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This your buddy Ash- Bahahahahahaah-- sucker
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Not real! NOTHING in the Steele dossier could be verified, because they made it up.
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Your tweets are as ignorant as your typing.
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ɥʞszɔuɾbsʌuƃb#⠀⠀
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Jokes on you, I am already in hell.
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Heeheehee.  :)
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Seeing this for the first time and have now fallen in love. Lol
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no one likes ,atleast send me somewhere else
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Shut up bitch u can go to hell
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I shall be in Hell soon enough.
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You're so full of shit that can't even think straight.
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It must feel good to say that.  Down with OCD!
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This might be considered a mean tweet. Just sayin.
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I thought maybe it was a Swiss word
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Can someone explain this to me?
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I’m in hell now are you happy
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Zero control of your emotions… lol
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The first roel 
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Ashley u can be better than this . MARKR
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The angles did sing  
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finally found my poeple
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Musk has a message for you:
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$8 a month for all the typos you want
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Typo?? What typo?? Lol
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Twitter Jack?
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Zionist
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ITS USUALLY LIKE ONE (1) WORD
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I’m in hell now what
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Bigot.
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Thuck lem!
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I’m already in hell :)
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That's my girl
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Shut the hell up.
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Greetings from Hall
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She pinned it again...yes!!!
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Noel
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How about that pee tape?
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I love your typo 
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This is such a mood.
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Hey @GeoffMiami this
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Indeed.
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Grow up!
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Diced
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You look so angry though 
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Ditto!
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Th tveet ever
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commie
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LROL!
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Omw
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Wow
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Christ is king 
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Liar Liar Liar
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lol
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Me too
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Fuc u
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YOU FIRST!
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