Search run analysis for @3yearletterman from Sat, February 18, 2023 at 20:16:32 -0800 (logged in)

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Status	Number of replies	Available	Suppressed	Hidden
@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 07:44:13: I refuse to apologize for being elite
Bad	33 of 28 (reached end)	117%	30%	3%
Anomalous elevated replies:
Never stop [original: #8, ranking: #28, date: #4] From @ch0_______ on 02/18/23 07:45:18 It’s the waterbed… they all envious.. [original: #2, ranking: #25, date: #16] From @waldo5150 on 02/18/23 07:49:57
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
America's greatest president, Ben Franklin, didn't apologize for inventing the wheel. Never say sorry for changing the world. [original: #30, ranking: #6, date: #13] From @johndrobinson on 02/18/23 07:49:16 Never apologize and never admit you're wrong. As soon as you do people think you're just a regular schmuck like everyone else...I'm way better than everyone else. [original: #32, ranking: #9, date: #10] From @2xpresidentford on 02/18/23 07:47:39
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Exactly. Some people just don’t understand [original: #33, ranking: #12, date: #21] From @____kg1 on 02/18/23 07:51:39
show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1627153495773282304, from: @dgusmcsgt (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:59 (HIGH,,2,,60) I refuse to apologize for owning a waterbed that I paid cash for.] [tweet: 1627153489502646272, from: @waldo5150 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:57 (HIGH,0,,,40) It’s the waterbed… they all envious..] [tweet: 0, from: @wsj (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,15,62,8,1090225) Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.] [tweet: 1627152423486730242, from: @sockyuri (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:43 (HIGH,,1,,139) Can’t have winners without losers, I always say.] [tweet: 1627154864491925506, from: @dereck86294038 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:25 (HIGH,1,9,,164) Jesus never apologized for getting rich selling bibles to hotels and neither will I] [tweet: 1627154842933243904, from: @dizzyonaball (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:20 (HIGH,,1,,55) Elite downfield blockers >>>> elite quarterbacks. Ever see Tim Brady flex about his fully loaded Taurus? Vintage suit of armor? Amirite in thinking Tim only got to see Swimfan when he futon-surfed at a friend-of-a-friend's UGA recruitment party?] [tweet: 1627153359948902400, from: @sno_man2168 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:26 (HIGH,0,,,35) Being a 1%er means never having to say that you are sorry.] [tweet: 1627152317370826752, from: @ch0_______ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:18 (HIGH,,1,,88) Never stop] [tweet: 1627153026988531712, from: @cramd (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:48:07 (HIGH,,2,,121) It is hard for us "normies" to see your success, while we pay per sheet printed, pull out personal gas cards and only have modern Globes to not be jealous.] [tweet: 1627154839066091522, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:19 (HIGH,0,,,26) Your elite prisms shine onto everyone. W] [tweet: 1627152739137355776, from: @notoriousb1d (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:46:58 (HIGH,,,1,124) Coach, you should come tailgate in Ypsilanti, MI and come check out some Tuesday Night #MACtion at the Factory with some Eastern Michigan football.] [tweet: 1627155201852338182, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:56:45 (HIGH,,1,1,18) 3 years in Ypsilanti, place I stayed was nuts] [tweet: 1627153785603719174, from: @unbearabull85 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:51:08 (HIGH,0,,,60) Coach, the local FYE that I used to but DVD’s at just closed down. I need advice as to where to enhance my collection] [tweet: 1627153280387129350, from: @shakybarnes (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:07 (HIGH,,3,,157) If you were ashamed of being elite, you wouldn’t have the Pigeon Forge time share.] [tweet: 1627153540396339200, from: @rwttweets (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:50:09 (HIGH,0,,,50) @WeCoolPodcast help the man out] [tweet: 1627155217140817920, from: @tsmith19983 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:56:49 (HIGH,,3,,81) Did Benjamin Franklin apologize for defeating the British and the French in the same battle? I don’t think so…..] [tweet: 1627153430081929217, from: @jameslgilstrap (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:43 (HIGH,,1,1,79) the royal family is shaking with rage] [tweet: 1627156124821585920, from: @cfcjames69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:00:25 (HIGH,0,,,2) The royal family is dead] [tweet: 1627152500343046147, from: @holmantravel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:46:01 (HIGH,,1,,152) Very elitist of you. KUDOS] [tweet: 1627157088362438658, from: @gratefulregalia (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:04:15 (HIGH,0,,,24) Nothing says elite like a man who has a permanent corner booth seat at Beef O’Brady’s] [tweet: 1627152211355615236, from: @nba_to_kc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:52 (HIGH,0,,,160) Top 8 is legit] [tweet: 1627152205336743936, from: @perfecthennig (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:51 (HIGH,,1,,166) You’re either elite or you’re not, Coach] [tweet: 1627152513257586688, from: @agoodbrownman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:46:04 (HIGH,0,,,243) Mac McClung the Stetson Bennett of dunk contests?] [tweet: 1627152804589576193, from: @leoninreverse (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:47:14 (HIGH,,1,,52) Coach, self-reflection is always warranted. But you drank every beer at taco Mac and don’t forget it] [tweet: 1627153832420704256, from: @brose750 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:51:19 (HIGH,0,,,33) i refuse to be an elite.] [tweet: 1627155016917155840, from: @thisthadius (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:56:01 (HIGH,0,,,23) I've noticed you haven't denied being a lawyer. Or a yankee. Deeply disappointed.] [tweet: 1627156016453353472, from: @jukusho (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:00:00 (HIGH,0,,,21) How elite are you though, Coach?] [tweet: 1627163091292110853, from: @cardsfromattic (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:28:06 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Super Duper Collectors have to deal with this as well and I don't feel bad for even a second that I have acquired a Twitter 1/1...] [tweet: 1627161987938684929, from: @chrisdorsh (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:23:43 (HIGH,0,,,2) [empty]] [tweet: 1627153315069939712, from: @johndrobinson (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:16 (HIGH,,3,,72) America's greatest president, Ben Franklin, didn't apologize for inventing the wheel. Never say sorry for changing the world.] [tweet: 1627158908165931009, from: @broncos772 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:11:29 (HIGH,0,,,11) [empty]] [tweet: 1627152908427968513, from: @2xpresidentford (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:47:39 (HIGH,,1,,44) Never apologize and never admit you're wrong. As soon as you do people think you're just a regular schmuck like everyone else...I'm way better than everyone else.] [tweet: 1627153915199295492, from: @____kg1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:51:39 (LOW,,1,,15) Exactly. Some people just don’t understand] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale. ranking=14.472926809469978 from {coleman=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.21, pop=5.35, numsent=2, flesch=1.26, ari=0.35, lix=0.05, time=2, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.5} orders: orig=3, rank=1, date=1 Did Benjamin Franklin apologize for defeating the British and the French in the same battle? I don’t think so….. ranking=13.183893024687684 from {coleman=0.61, cos=0.82, smog=0.98, kincaid=0.29, jrw=0.38, pop=1.8, numsent=2, flesch=1.3, ari=0.27, lix=0.05, time=0.43, numword=1, fuzzy=2.8, fog=0.52} orders: orig=16, rank=2, date=27 I refuse to apologize for owning a waterbed that I paid cash for. ranking=12.980185546218301 from {coleman=0.39, cos=1.89, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.34, jrw=0.4, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.31, ari=0.2, lix=0, time=1.04, numword=1, fuzzy=2.8, fog=0.42} orders: orig=1, rank=3, date=17 Elite downfield blockers >>>> elite quarterbacks. Ever see Tim Brady flex about his fully loaded Taurus? Vintage suit of armor? Amirite in thinking Tim only got to see Swimfan when he futon-surfed at a friend-of-a-friend's UGA recruitment party? ranking=12.830920391316381 from {coleman=0.63, cos=0.81, smog=0.78, kincaid=0.27, pop=0.7, numsent=4, flesch=1.28, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=0.67, numword=3, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.35} orders: orig=6, rank=4, date=23 Jesus never apologized for getting rich selling bibles to hotels and neither will I ranking=12.65861631557491 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.51, pop=3.05, numsent=1, flesch=1.53, ari=0.46, lix=0.07, time=0.61, numword=1, fuzzy=2.5, fog=0.43} orders: orig=5, rank=5, date=24 America's greatest president, Ben Franklin, didn't apologize for inventing the wheel. Never say sorry for changing the world. ranking=11.516180051871931 from {coleman=0.85, cos=0.67, smog=0.98, kincaid=0.38, pop=1.8, numsent=2, flesch=1.45, ari=0.44, lix=0.08, time=1.28, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.54} orders: orig=30, rank=6, date=13 It is hard for us "normies" to see your success, while we pay per sheet printed, pull out personal gas cards and only have modern Globes to not be jealous. ranking=11.213501312564452 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.4, numsent=1, flesch=1.28, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.63, lix=0.08, time=1.4, numword=3, kincaid=0.54, fog=0.67} orders: orig=9, rank=7, date=11 Coach, you should come tailgate in Ypsilanti, MI and come check out some Tuesday Night #MACtion at the Factory with some Eastern Michigan football. ranking=11.11620615743316 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0.63, numsent=1, flesch=1.31, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.69, lix=0.1, time=1.58, numword=2, kincaid=0.49, fog=0.66} orders: orig=11, rank=8, date=8 Never apologize and never admit you're wrong. As soon as you do people think you're just a regular schmuck like everyone else...I'm way better than everyone else. ranking=11.021592768264215 from {coleman=0.59, cos=0.5, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.37, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.36, ari=0.33, lix=0, time=1.46, numword=2, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.58} orders: orig=32, rank=9, date=10 If you were ashamed of being elite, you wouldn’t have the Pigeon Forge time share. ranking=8.843069701286309 from {coleman=0.44, cos=0.95, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.21, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=1.11, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=1.34, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.28} orders: orig=14, rank=10, date=12 Your elite prisms shine onto everyone. W ranking=8.334963049453542 from {coleman=0.6, numsent=2, flesch=1.18, cos=1.04, smog=0.69, ari=0.13, lix=0, time=0.73, numword=0, kincaid=0.14, fuzzy=1.5, fog=0.36} orders: orig=10, rank=11, date=22 Exactly. Some people just don’t understand ranking=7.799139303059476 from {coleman=1.04, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.22, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.32, ari=0.46, lix=0.07, time=0.79, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.45} orders: orig=33, rank=12, date=21 Coach, the local FYE that I used to but DVD’s at just closed down. I need advice as to where to enhance my collection ranking=7.685414243711651 from {coleman=0.33, numsent=2, flesch=1.08, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.11, lix=0, time=0.91, numword=2, kincaid=0.17, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.32} orders: orig=13, rank=13, date=19 Coach, self-reflection is always warranted. But you drank every beer at taco Mac and don’t forget it ranking=7.56840369571146 from {coleman=0.43, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.12, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.08, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=1.52, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.15} orders: orig=24, rank=14, date=9 I've noticed you haven't denied being a lawyer. Or a yankee. Deeply disappointed. ranking=7.516008069047141 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=3, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.62, ari=0.2, lix=0, time=0.55, numword=1, kincaid=0.1, fog=0.26} orders: orig=26, rank=15, date=25 You’re either elite or you’re not, Coach ranking=7.1661444532872185 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.45, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, cos=1.34, smog=0.3, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.94, numword=0, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.1} orders: orig=22, rank=16, date=2 Super Duper Collectors have to deal with this as well and I don't feel bad for even a second that I have acquired a Twitter 1/1... ranking=7.11440570144456 from {coleman=0.37, numsent=1, flesch=1.31, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.46, lix=0.05, time=0.07, numword=2, kincaid=0.48, fog=0.57} orders: orig=28, rank=17, date=33 Can’t have winners without losers, I always say. ranking=6.644758652421416 from {coleman=0.65, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.29, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, ari=0.25, lix=0.05, time=1.76, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.14} orders: orig=4, rank=18, date=5 Mac McClung the Stetson Bennett of dunk contests? ranking=6.504944886363636 from {coleman=0.72, numsent=1, flesch=1.18, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.34, lix=0.99, time=1.64, numword=0, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.16} orders: orig=23, rank=19, date=7 the royal family is shaking with rage ranking=6.504032443427607 from {coleman=0.52, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.12, pop=1.95, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=1.16, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.14} orders: orig=17, rank=20, date=15 Nothing says elite like a man who has a permanent corner booth seat at Beef O’Brady’s ranking=6.434166876602963 from {coleman=0.41, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, cos=0.74, smog=0.85, ari=0.27, lix=0, time=0.25, numword=1, kincaid=0.3, fog=0.44} orders: orig=20, rank=21, date=30 3 years in Ypsilanti, place I stayed was nuts ranking=6.338297858075631 from {pop=1.95, coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.06, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=0.49, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.41} orders: orig=12, rank=22, date=26 Being a 1%er means never having to say that you are sorry. ranking=5.464748135198135 from {coleman=0.23, numsent=1, flesch=1.04, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.07, lix=0, time=1.22, numword=1, kincaid=0.16, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.26} orders: orig=7, rank=23, date=14 i refuse to be an elite. ranking=4.991676515151515 from {coleman=0.1, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, smog=0.3, ari=-0.21, lix=0, time=0.85, numword=0, kincaid=0.13, fuzzy=1.6, fog=0.13} orders: orig=25, rank=24, date=20 It’s the waterbed… they all envious.. ranking=4.895179090909091 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.24, lix=0.08, time=1.1, numword=0, kincaid=0.15, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.1} orders: orig=2, rank=25, date=16 How elite are you though, Coach? ranking=4.619161363636364 from {coleman=0.44, numsent=1, flesch=0.98, cos=1.34, smog=0.3, ari=0.06, lix=0, time=0.37, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.13} orders: orig=27, rank=26, date=28 Very elitist of you. KUDOS ranking=3.278230212150384 from {coleman=0.45, cos=0, smog=0.69, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.22, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.32, ari=-0.01, lix=0, time=1.7, numword=0, fuzzy=0.8, fog=0.45} orders: orig=19, rank=27, date=6 Never stop ranking=0.7902039987417637 from {coleman=0.54, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, ari=0.04, lix=0, time=1.82, numword=0, fog=0.04} orders: orig=8, rank=28, date=4 Top 8 is legit ranking=-0.7794996212121212 from {coleman=0.02, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=-0.32, lix=0, time=1.88, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.08} orders: orig=21, rank=29, date=3 The royal family is dead ranking=-1.889899696969697 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0, lix=0, time=0.31, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=18, rank=30, date=29 @WeCoolPodcast help the man out ranking=-1.982590530303031 from {coleman=0.17, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.2, lix=0, time=0.97, numword=0, kincaid=-0.11, fog=0.08} orders: orig=15, rank=31, date=18 ranking=-2.8181818181818183 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.19, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=31, rank=32, date=31 ranking=-2.878787878787879 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.13, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=29, rank=33, date=32

Status	Number of replies	Available	Suppressed	Hidden
@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 05:01:58: Imo Alabama is really overrated
Normal	72 of 60 (reached end)	120%	16%	15%
Anomalous elevated replies:
the state or the band? [original: #1, ranking: #72, date: #62] From @chug_a_lugg on 02/18/23 06:33:06 Take that back right now [original: #21, ranking: #70, date: #63] From @unclerico23 on 02/18/23 06:44:15 You are correct [original: #22, ranking: #68, date: #51] From @k_gapper on 02/18/23 05:45:00 He means the state. [original: #20, ranking: #67, date: #34] From @hs00975 on 02/18/23 05:15:29 Bored on a Saturday night? [original: #14, ranking: #59, date: #24] From @mayorofbrandon on 02/18/23 05:07:14 Coach didnt they best UGA by like a billion? [original: #15, ranking: #50, date: #70] From @nathancherolis on 02/18/23 07:44:48
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
The entire state is a cesspool. Once my ex-wife moved down there with the kids I swore them all off for good. No way do I want to be associated with that place at all. They’ve since moved out but the damage has already been done. [original: #63, ranking: #1, date: #11] From @bluechkanalyzer on 02/18/23 05:04:50 Last time I went to Babalamba I made it as far as the Phenix City Walmart and thought the zombie apocalypse had started, turns out it was just all the meth heads looking for crayons and markers to steal [original: #57, ranking: #5, date: #35] From @stephenphagan on 02/18/23 05:15:46 Yeah. The Alabama golf team is terrible. [original: #58, ranking: #10, date: #38] From @libsrcrazee on 02/18/23 05:20:48 Basketball is a made up sport coach. It was invented to give fake rings to tall kids with no talent. [original: #69, ranking: #11, date: #12] From @gregorypooble on 02/18/23 05:04:54 You know what’s not over rated- cherry slush puppies! Pro tip- go ahead and grap that fruit punch Gatorade while you’re at it. Then it’s like you’re buying FIVE slush puppies at once! That should provide you the sugar energy you need to make it to lunch! [original: #65, ranking: #12, date: #67] From @admeliorausa on 02/18/23 07:25:54 the alabama golf team has won two national titles in mens golf and runner up finish twice [original: #59, ranking: #13, date: #61] From @rohanku44872598 on 02/18/23 06:26:25 Lived there briefly. Can confirm. Big time overrated. [original: #48, ranking: #14, date: #30] From @robthomthetank on 02/18/23 05:12:26 The basketball team? The football team? The band? The state? [original: #54, ranking: #16, date: #49] From @dannyb92612310 on 02/18/23 05:35:37 Coach, it’s one thing to deride Britain or France… but Alabama? I’m not sure how this is gonna go. [original: #50, ranking: #24, date: #66] From @nothankuthanx on 02/18/23 07:09:36
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I can't fucking stand them. I root for the other team regardless of who they're playing. [original: #67, ranking: #26, date: #7] From @mrsand0r on 02/18/23 05:03:19 This was a brave but noble decision, Ethan. God bless. [original: #64, ranking: #31, date: #32] From @robthomthetank on 02/18/23 05:13:28 The state? Or their university athletics? [original: #62, ranking: #33, date: #21] From @burner09877 on 02/18/23 05:06:05 Nick's gonna hang 108 on y'all the next chance he gets [original: #70, ranking: #44, date: #23] From @bigonenoonions on 02/18/23 05:06:54 The state? They do have Dreamland [original: #66, ranking: #45, date: #69] From @outhousegenius on 02/18/23 07:27:33 Alabama is America’s slow dog [original: #72, ranking: #46, date: #14] From @slewfootm on 02/18/23 05:05:13 Yore crazy, Larry rubbing off on you… [original: #71, ranking: #51, date: #72] From @220swift_9 on 02/18/23 08:30:05 [original: #68, ranking: #57, date: #17] From @iambyronnnn on 02/18/23 05:05:22
show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1627134150607077376, from: @chug_a_lugg (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:33:06 (HIGH,0,,,44) the state or the band?] [tweet: 1627112064568131586, from: @solarxpvp (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:21 (HIGH,,,1,979) How many SEC championships does Georgia basketball have?] [tweet: 1627113278915874818, from: @kdb_peak (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:10:10 (HIGH,0,,,278) Georgia’s road to back to back Mickey Mouse Hospital rings 2021 - John Metchie and Jameson Williams hurt 2022 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Marvin Harrison Jr. hurt Maybe they can finally win their first real ring in over 40 years in 2023?] [tweet: 0, from: @bespokepost (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,7,9,1,49653) If you hate small brands, keep scrolling.] [tweet: 1627115849793372161, from: @spartyforthewin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:20:23 (HIGH,,1,,96) Literally impossible to be any more overrated] [tweet: 1627114228845797376, from: @forcereagan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:13:57 (HIGH,,2,,285) Always preferred the Oak Ridge Boys myself.] [tweet: 1627115705056231425, from: @stevekarenburg2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:19:49 (HIGH,,3,,392) In the state of Georgia, if a person places their diploma from the University of Alabama on the dash of their car, they can legally park in handicap parking. True story.] [tweet: 1627111539760046082, from: @the2xchampion (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:16 (HIGH,,9,,1053) The highest compliment we could ever receive from coach] [tweet: 1627122404328701958, from: @piltdowndude (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:46:26 (HIGH,,1,,157) Albania was Mother Teresa’s birthplace, coach.] [tweet: 1627111464132812800, from: @norlaskan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:57 (HIGH,,2,,836) In all the ways and that’s really saying something when you look at their per cap data like education, poverty, maternal health, and football, obviously.] [tweet: 1627112766032019457, from: @mcabeep (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:08:08 (HIGH,,9,,965) Thank you Coach for that honest opinion. I’m sure Coach Oats will use your thoughts to help better prepare the team. Appreciate what you do.] [tweet: 1627117668674183170, from: @thedawg1985 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:27:37 (HIGH,0,,,44) I think we take them by 10 on a neutral court.] [tweet: 1627137001165148162, from: @thatatlantadude (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:44:26 (HIGH,0,,,18) Coach, Mountain Music is an American classic.] [tweet: 1627112540248350720, from: @mayorofbrandon (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:07:14 (HIGH,0,,,191) Bored on a Saturday night?] [tweet: 1627152194796417026, from: @nathancherolis (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:48 (HIGH,0,,,12) Coach didnt they best UGA by like a billion?] [tweet: 1627113152260239362, from: @germanshepher10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:09:40 (HIGH,0,,,242) I kinda like “If Yore Gonna play in Texas”, but yeah, for the most part I’d agree Alabama is overrated] [tweet: 1627117327614369793, from: @eek_rat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:26:15 (HIGH,0,,,58) massively overrated] [tweet: 1627116666378235906, from: @drjohnwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:23:38 (HIGH,0,,,401) I don't know anyone who overrates the state of Alabama, Coach. Pretty much everyone rates it at the bottom of the bracket. Right next to Arkansas and Mississippi.] [tweet: 1627111937719795712, from: @concern56907901 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:04:50 (HIGH,0,,,227) The best thing to ever come out of Alabama is Hwy 78.] [tweet: 1627114614281408515, from: @hs00975 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:15:29 (HIGH,0,,,100) He means the state.] [tweet: 1627136954432122881, from: @unclerico23 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:44:15 (HIGH,0,,,17) Take that back right now] [tweet: 1627122043207442432, from: @k_gapper (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:45:00 (HIGH,0,,,51) You are correct] [tweet: 1627117224312832001, from: @chiefbofadeez (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:25:51 (HIGH,,,1,377) The Arkansas Razorbacks will beat them in Alabama next weekend] [tweet: 1627132135378223104, from: @rohanku44872598 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:25:06 (HIGH,0,,,45) no alabama will win at home, they beat arkansas earlier this year] [tweet: 1627116463734640640, from: @craigsclarke (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:22:49 (HIGH,0,,,251) Georgia plays basketball and all other sports like it’s meant to be played in the SEC when your best football program in the nation #whocares #onlyfootballmatters] [tweet: 1627126612054671362, from: @bgarmani (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:03:09 (HIGH,0,,,80) As a place or as a program?] [tweet: 1627118761118515204, from: @wvinsc487 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:31:57 (HIGH,0,,,75) Which part?] [tweet: 1627118013915844608, from: @el_guapo_tweets (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:28:59 (HIGH,,1,,205) Sorry to change the topic Coach…but Larry Dykstra is on a very inebriated roll right now and you need to tune in.] [tweet: 1627122456967188482, from: @bakerstewart_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:46:38 (HIGH,0,,,94) At least Alabama could be Great Britain] [tweet: 1627127290021949440, from: @krakrman85 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:05:51 (HIGH,0,,,73) Alabama only appeals to a niche market] [tweet: 1627112312216616960, from: @allgood8675309 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:20 (HIGH,0,,,254) Thanks Coach.] [tweet: 1627126467351175168, from: @mattchewlala (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:02:35 (HIGH,0,,,106) Coach, taking the family on a little vacation to Atlanta and Augusta during the week of the Masters. Any surrounding areas… any recommendations other than Stone Mountain you recommend?] [tweet: 1627126168087396353, from: @account9182 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:01:23 (HIGH,,1,,50) I see Coach has decided to play with matches in the hay bale, gasoline, and fireworks store tonight.] [tweet: 1627122960053190656, from: @ruff_rydazz (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:48:38 (HIGH,0,,,68) Always has been.] [tweet: 1627113118454394881, from: @angelcrusher (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:09:32 (HIGH,,1,,92) Low Tide] [tweet: 1627121463483416578, from: @gratefulregalia (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:42:42 (HIGH,,1,,70) When bama loses, America wins] [tweet: 1627111601944817671, from: @itsbigmike_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:30 (HIGH,,6,1,472) So are the 1986 New York Mets, coach.] [tweet: 1627112035480657921, from: @itsbigmike_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:14 (HIGH,,1,,70) Not even @LennyDykstra would understand what I’m referencing.] [tweet: 1627113917615857664, from: @correasankle (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:12:42 (HIGH,,,1,118) [empty]] [tweet: 1627112680380047361, from: @itstygrey (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:07:47 (HIGH,,1,,199) It’s hard to beat these Basketball Schools.] [tweet: 1627111404670009345, from: @roscoepcoltra14 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:43 (HIGH,,1,1,273) Still more SEC Championships than Europe.] [tweet: 1627112092451962881, from: @arcdigg (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:27 (HIGH,0,,,33) ^^^ this] [tweet: 1627147724930908167, from: @sowegacat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:27:03 (HIGH,,1,,28) But..have you watched the Florabama murder channel?] [tweet: 1627140012511748096, from: @gojiratimelord (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:56:24 (HIGH,0,,,41) like, the college football team or the whole state?] [tweet: 1627111386374619136, from: @oklahomadrills (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:39 (HIGH,,2,,387) Is Alabama a basketball school now?] [tweet: 1627111721436426243, from: @will_humphrey63 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:59 (HIGH,,6,1,531) Couldn’t even win by 50] [tweet: 1627117204192866305, from: @fajardo_connor (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:25:46 (HIGH,0,,,48) Lmao w tweet] [tweet: 1627113848137293824, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:12:26 (HIGH,,1,1,384) Lived there briefly. Can confirm. Big time overrated.] [tweet: 1627116462597865473, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:22:49 (HIGH,,,1,75) @JGrwnger can also confirm] [tweet: 1627143336229470209, from: @nothankuthanx (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:09:36 (HIGH,,1,,40) Coach, it’s one thing to deride Britain or France… but Alabama? I’m not sure how this is gonna go.] [tweet: 1627112240401862658, from: @zackdaddy22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:03 (HIGH,,3,,241) [empty]] [tweet: 1627112007018115072, from: @secondhandpenis (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:07 (HIGH,0,,,182) what’s overrated about bedding your cousin? cue the banjos] [tweet: 1627111302496677888, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:19 (HIGH,,2,,486) [empty]] [tweet: 1627119683638788096, from: @dannyb92612310 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:35:37 (HIGH,,,1,88) The basketball team? The football team? The band? The state?] [tweet: 1627126247233843200, from: @account9182 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:01:42 (HIGH,,1,,16) Yes.] [tweet: 1627117058726019074, from: @ellisjeellis (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:25:11 (HIGH,0,,,42) yep we r trash. for sure] [tweet: 1627114688466092032, from: @stephenphagan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:15:46 (HIGH,1,,,76) Last time I went to Babalamba I made it as far as the Phenix City Walmart and thought the zombie apocalypse had started, turns out it was just all the meth heads looking for crayons and markers to steal] [tweet: 1627115955028467720, from: @libsrcrazee (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:20:48 (HIGH,,1,1,58) Yeah. The Alabama golf team is terrible.] [tweet: 1627132466786861056, from: @rohanku44872598 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:26:25 (HIGH,,,1,14) the alabama golf team has won two national titles in mens golf and runner up finish twice] [tweet: 1627161078076436483, from: @courtanne1225 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:20:06 (HIGH,0,,,105) Please don’t make me fight you…] [tweet: 1627112127587655681, from: @jordynbaby11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:36 (HIGH,0,,,122) Bro you coach a team that has half biological females. Sit down] [tweet: 1627112250589806594, from: @burner09877 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:05 (LOW,0,,,41) The state? Or their university athletics?] [tweet: 1627111935761170433, from: @bluechkanalyzer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:04:50 (LOW,,2,1,58) The entire state is a cesspool. Once my ex-wife moved down there with the kids I swore them all off for good. No way do I want to be associated with that place at all. They’ve since moved out but the damage has already been done.] [tweet: 1627114108066713601, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:13:28 (LOW,,,1,19) This was a brave but noble decision, Ethan. God bless.] [tweet: 1627147434953433089, from: @admeliorausa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:25:54 (LOW,0,,,7) You know what’s not over rated- cherry slush puppies! Pro tip- go ahead and grap that fruit punch Gatorade while you’re at it. Then it’s like you’re buying FIVE slush puppies at once! That should provide you the sugar energy you need to make it to lunch!] [tweet: 1627147849963126788, from: @outhousegenius (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:27:33 (LOW,0,,,4) The state? They do have Dreamland] [tweet: 1627111555367071744, from: @mrsand0r (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:19 (LOW,,,1,87) I can't fucking stand them. I root for the other team regardless of who they're playing.] [tweet: 1627112070188527616, from: @iambyronnnn (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:22 (LOW,,1,1,23) [empty]] [tweet: 1627111953486295042, from: @gregorypooble (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:04:54 (LOW,,7,,69) Basketball is a made up sport coach. It was invented to give fake rings to tall kids with no talent.] [tweet: 1627112456647475201, from: @bigonenoonions (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:54 (LOW,,1,,68) Nick's gonna hang 108 on y'all the next chance he gets] [tweet: 1627163588098916352, from: @220swift_9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:30:05 (LOW,0,,,1) Yore crazy, Larry rubbing off on you…] [tweet: 1627112033278693376, from: @slewfootm (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:13 (LOW,0,,,55) Alabama is America’s slow dog] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= The entire state is a cesspool. Once my ex-wife moved down there with the kids I swore them all off for good. No way do I want to be associated with that place at all. They’ve since moved out but the damage has already been done. ranking=14.98191262376557 from {coleman=0.33, cos=0, smog=0.58, kincaid=0.11, pop=2.2, numsent=4, flesch=1.01, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=1.73, numword=4, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.27} orders: orig=63, rank=1, date=11 In the state of Georgia, if a person places their diploma from the University of Alabama on the dash of their car, they can legally park in handicap parking. True story. ranking=14.50795461329848 from {coleman=0.5, cos=0.52, smog=0.98, kincaid=0.35, pop=1.8, numsent=2, flesch=1.27, ari=0.35, lix=0.06, time=1.03, numword=3, fuzzy=2.2, fog=0.51} orders: orig=7, rank=2, date=36 The Arkansas Razorbacks will beat them in Alabama next weekend ranking=12.857508346967894 from {coleman=0.78, cos=0.82, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.42, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.48, ari=0.43, lix=0.09, time=0.81, numword=1, fuzzy=2.4, fog=0.8} orders: orig=23, rank=3, date=44 I don't know anyone who overrates the state of Alabama, Coach. Pretty much everyone rates it at the bottom of the bracket. Right next to Arkansas and Mississippi. ranking=12.735960484890253 from {coleman=0.59, numsent=3, flesch=1.34, cos=0.5, smog=1.01, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=0.89, numword=2, kincaid=0.32, fuzzy=2.3, fog=0.56} orders: orig=18, rank=4, date=41 Last time I went to Babalamba I made it as far as the Phenix City Walmart and thought the zombie apocalypse had started, turns out it was just all the meth heads looking for crayons and markers to steal ranking=12.605837590388225 from {coleman=0.45, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.71, pop=1.1, numsent=1, flesch=1.37, ari=0.89, lix=0.99, time=1.06, numword=3, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.89} orders: orig=57, rank=5, date=35 Thank you Coach for that honest opinion. I’m sure Coach Oats will use your thoughts to help better prepare the team. Appreciate what you do. ranking=12.381638825618344 from {coleman=0.56, cos=0, smog=0.75, kincaid=0.14, pop=2.9, numsent=3, flesch=1.11, ari=0.21, lix=0, time=1.31, numword=2, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.33} orders: orig=11, rank=6, date=26 In all the ways and that’s really saying something when you look at their per cap data like education, poverty, maternal health, and football, obviously. ranking=12.102674744220284 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.66, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, cos=0.52, smog=1.25, ari=0.69, lix=0.09, time=1.89, numword=2, kincaid=0.53, fog=0.74} orders: orig=10, rank=7, date=5 Georgia’s road to back to back Mickey Mouse Hospital rings 2021 - John Metchie and Jameson Williams hurt 2022 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Marvin Harrison Jr. hurt Maybe they can finally win their first real ring in over 40 years in 2023? ranking=12.050988415009577 from {coleman=0.52, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.92, lix=0.1, time=1.23, numword=4, kincaid=0.73, fog=0.92} orders: orig=3, rank=8, date=29 Is Alabama a basketball school now? ranking=12.025527141472486 from {coleman=0.64, cos=1, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.33, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, ari=0.22, lix=0.06, time=1.95, numword=0, fuzzy=2.2, fog=0.79} orders: orig=45, rank=9, date=3 Yeah. The Alabama golf team is terrible. ranking=11.420113014335387 from {coleman=0.56, cos=0.9, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.14, jrw=0.41, pop=1.95, numsent=2, flesch=1.18, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=0.98, numword=0, fuzzy=2.2, fog=0.36} orders: orig=58, rank=10, date=38 Basketball is a made up sport coach. It was invented to give fake rings to tall kids with no talent. ranking=11.374635108680446 from {coleman=0.38, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.13, pop=2.64, numsent=2, flesch=1.05, ari=0.11, lix=0, time=1.7, numword=2, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.3} orders: orig=69, rank=11, date=12 You know what’s not over rated- cherry slush puppies! Pro tip- go ahead and grap that fruit punch Gatorade while you’re at it. Then it’s like you’re buying FIVE slush puppies at once! That should provide you the sugar energy you need to make it to lunch! ranking=10.935325910535528 from {coleman=0.45, numsent=4, flesch=1.07, cos=0, smog=0.58, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=0.17, numword=4, kincaid=0.15, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.27} orders: orig=65, rank=12, date=67 the alabama golf team has won two national titles in mens golf and runner up finish twice ranking=10.850052163539647 from {coleman=0.48, cos=0.54, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.39, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.3, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=0.34, numword=1, fuzzy=2.2, fog=0.58} orders: orig=59, rank=13, date=61 Lived there briefly. Can confirm. Big time overrated. ranking=10.775989357110989 from {coleman=0.8, cos=0.82, smog=0.62, jac=0.38, kincaid=0.09, pop=1.95, numsent=3, flesch=1.13, ari=0.27, lix=0.06, time=1.2, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.31} orders: orig=48, rank=14, date=30 Literally impossible to be any more overrated ranking=10.311566731275425 from {coleman=0.86, cos=1.16, smog=1.25, jac=0.44, kincaid=0.46, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.58, ari=0.42, lix=0.09, time=1, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=1} orders: orig=5, rank=15, date=37 The basketball team? The football team? The band? The state? ranking=10.284980857853348 from {coleman=0.6, cos=0, smog=0.58, kincaid=0.04, pop=1.61, numsent=4, flesch=1.06, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=0.67, numword=1, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.25} orders: orig=54, rank=16, date=49 Georgia plays basketball and all other sports like it’s meant to be played in the SEC when your best football program in the nation #whocares #onlyfootballmatters ranking=10.039941742494959 from {coleman=0.76, numsent=1, flesch=1.48, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.79, lix=0.09, time=0.95, numword=2, kincaid=0.61, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.74} orders: orig=25, rank=17, date=39 The highest compliment we could ever receive from coach ranking=9.855466537623553 from {pop=2.9, coleman=0.75, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.39, lix=0.07, time=1.87, numword=0, kincaid=0.32, fog=0.41} orders: orig=8, rank=18, date=6 Coach, taking the family on a little vacation to Atlanta and Augusta during the week of the Masters. Any surrounding areas… any recommendations other than Stone Mountain you recommend? ranking=9.792726458513515 from {coleman=0.76, numsent=2, flesch=1.48, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.53, lix=0.07, time=0.45, numword=2, kincaid=0.48, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.57} orders: orig=32, rank=19, date=57 massively overrated ranking=9.604463009392358 from {coleman=1.87, cos=1.42, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, jac=0.43, kincaid=1.03, numsent=1, flesch=2.49, ari=1.1, lix=0.99, time=0.78, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=2.04} orders: orig=17, rank=20, date=45 no alabama will win at home, they beat arkansas earlier this year ranking=9.536574226371048 from {coleman=0.52, numsent=1, flesch=1.26, cos=0.76, smog=1.08, ari=0.27, lix=0.05, time=0.37, numword=1, kincaid=0.3, fuzzy=2.4, fog=0.58} orders: orig=24, rank=21, date=60 I kinda like “If Yore Gonna play in Texas”, but yeah, for the most part I’d agree Alabama is overrated ranking=9.484055205447275 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.2, cos=1.21, smog=1.08, ari=0.35, lix=0, time=1.25, numword=2, kincaid=0.34, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.6} orders: orig=16, rank=22, date=28 How many SEC championships does Georgia basketball have? ranking=9.469199165008916 from {coleman=0.98, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.27, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.55, lix=0.08, time=1.59, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.66} orders: orig=2, rank=23, date=16 Coach, it’s one thing to deride Britain or France… but Alabama? I’m not sure how this is gonna go. ranking=9.375208726952927 from {coleman=0.41, cos=0.64, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.12, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.07, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=0.2, numword=1, fuzzy=2.2, fog=0.29} orders: orig=50, rank=24, date=66 If you hate small brands, keep scrolling. ranking=9.337082491061118 from {coleman=0.6, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.04, pop=3.79, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=2, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.14} orders: orig=4, rank=25, date=1 I can't fucking stand them. I root for the other team regardless of who they're playing. ranking=9.165962437531032 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0.46, numsent=2, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=1.84, numword=1, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.29} orders: orig=67, rank=26, date=7 Not even @LennyDykstra would understand what I’m referencing. ranking=9.084379960912539 from {coleman=1.03, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.52, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.69, ari=0.54, lix=0.06, time=1.62, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.79} orders: orig=38, rank=27, date=15 Still more SEC Championships than Europe. ranking=9.027824373227146 from {pop=1.95, coleman=0.93, numsent=1, flesch=1.27, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.46, lix=0, time=1.92, numword=0, kincaid=0.23, fog=0.46} orders: orig=41, rank=28, date=4 what’s overrated about bedding your cousin? cue the banjos ranking=8.849354692287324 from {coleman=0.8, numsent=2, flesch=1.46, cos=0.9, smog=0.69, ari=0.3, lix=0, time=1.67, numword=0, kincaid=0.34, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.33} orders: orig=52, rank=29, date=13 At least Alabama could be Great Britain ranking=8.697303974672424 from {coleman=0.6, cos=1, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.2, jrw=0.4, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, ari=0.22, lix=0.05, time=0.56, numword=0, fuzzy=2.2, fog=0.43} orders: orig=29, rank=30, date=53 This was a brave but noble decision, Ethan. God bless. ranking=8.592295135943731 from {coleman=0.45, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.09, pop=1.61, numsent=2, flesch=1.09, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.14, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.3} orders: orig=64, rank=31, date=32 Alabama only appeals to a niche market ranking=8.364932874965485 from {coleman=0.56, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, cos=1, smog=0.85, ari=0.19, lix=0.05, time=0.39, numword=0, kincaid=0.29, fuzzy=2.3, fog=0.43} orders: orig=30, rank=32, date=59 The state? Or their university athletics? ranking=8.359383668616278 from {coleman=0.88, numsent=2, flesch=1.52, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.34, lix=0.05, time=1.45, numword=0, kincaid=0.37, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.73} orders: orig=62, rank=33, date=21 Bro you coach a team that has half biological females. Sit down ranking=8.106414224171832 from {coleman=0.47, numsent=2, flesch=1.2, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.08, lix=0, time=1.5, numword=1, kincaid=0.18, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.46} orders: orig=61, rank=34, date=19 Sorry to change the topic Coach…but Larry Dykstra is on a very inebriated roll right now and you need to tune in. ranking=8.05485935159168 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.37, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.43, lix=0, time=0.73, numword=2, kincaid=0.34, fog=0.55} orders: orig=28, rank=35, date=47 I see Coach has decided to play with matches in the hay bale, gasoline, and fireworks store tonight. ranking=8.054307738690317 from {coleman=0.52, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.4, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.43, lix=0.08, time=0.5, numword=1, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.59} orders: orig=33, rank=36, date=55 The best thing to ever come out of Alabama is Hwy 78. ranking=7.3125890035236205 from {coleman=0.22, numsent=1, flesch=1.12, cos=0.76, smog=0.85, ari=0.04, lix=0, time=1.75, numword=1, kincaid=0.2, fog=0.41} orders: orig=19, rank=37, date=10 It’s hard to beat these Basketball Schools. ranking=7.147394738065111 from {coleman=0.79, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.13, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, ari=0.34, lix=0.06, time=1.34, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.46} orders: orig=40, rank=38, date=25 So are the 1986 New York Mets, coach. ranking=7.117600149611771 from {pop=2.84, coleman=0.25, numsent=1, flesch=0.86, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.04, lix=0, time=1.81, numword=0, kincaid=-0.03, fog=0.16} orders: orig=37, rank=39, date=8 Always preferred the Oak Ridge Boys myself. ranking=6.787726900802431 from {coleman=0.73, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.2, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, ari=0.32, lix=0, time=1.12, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.14} orders: orig=6, rank=40, date=33 Albania was Mother Teresa’s birthplace, coach. ranking=6.703950513893278 from {coleman=1.04, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.27, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, ari=0.52, lix=0.08, time=0.59, numword=0, fuzzy=0.8, fog=0.1} orders: orig=9, rank=41, date=52 But..have you watched the Florabama murder channel? ranking=6.446616960287334 from {coleman=0.93, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.33, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, ari=0.46, lix=0.11, time=0.14, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.46} orders: orig=43, rank=42, date=68 Coach, Mountain Music is an American classic. ranking=6.354901128933737 from {coleman=0.77, numsent=1, flesch=1.58, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.35, lix=0.09, time=0.25, numword=0, kincaid=0.46, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.43} orders: orig=13, rank=43, date=64 Nick's gonna hang 108 on y'all the next chance he gets ranking=5.7238527361155 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.29, numsent=1, flesch=0.87, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=1.39, numword=1, kincaid=-0.01, fog=0.18} orders: orig=70, rank=44, date=23 The state? They do have Dreamland ranking=4.7859944444444436 from {coleman=0.54, numsent=2, flesch=0.95, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.07, lix=0, time=0.12, numword=0, kincaid=-0.03, fuzzy=0.8, fog=0.07} orders: orig=66, rank=45, date=69 Alabama is America’s slow dog ranking=4.562238912380449 from {coleman=0.39, cos=1, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.19, jrw=0.42, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=1.64, numword=0, fuzzy=2.3, fog=0.59} orders: orig=72, rank=46, date=14 I think we take them by 10 on a neutral court. ranking=4.414695454545454 from {coleman=0.15, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.04, lix=0, time=0.75, numword=1, kincaid=0.08, fog=0.23} orders: orig=12, rank=47, date=46 yep we r trash. for sure ranking=3.701661111111111 from {coleman=0.1, numsent=2, flesch=0.81, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.29, lix=0, time=0.87, numword=0, kincaid=-0.13, fog=0.07} orders: orig=56, rank=48, date=42 like, the college football team or the whole state? ranking=3.654261111111111 from {coleman=0.56, numsent=1, flesch=1.06, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.23, lix=0, time=0.23, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.18} orders: orig=44, rank=49, date=65 Coach didnt they best UGA by like a billion? ranking=3.2024833333333333 from {coleman=0.36, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.07, lix=0, time=0.09, numword=0, kincaid=0.06, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.18} orders: orig=15, rank=50, date=70 Yore crazy, Larry rubbing off on you… ranking=2.9778134920634916 from {coleman=0.44, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.08, lix=0, time=0.03, numword=0, kincaid=0.04, fog=0.14} orders: orig=71, rank=51, date=72 As a place or as a program? ranking=2.685273809523809 from {coleman=0.06, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.22, lix=0, time=0.42, numword=0, kincaid=0.04, fog=0.14} orders: orig=26, rank=52, date=58 Please don’t make me fight you… ranking=2.5754255555555554 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0, lix=0, time=0.06, numword=0, kincaid=-0.09, fog=0.1} orders: orig=60, rank=53, date=71 Couldn’t even win by 50 ranking=1.7527036218339935 from {coleman=0.02, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, pop=2.84, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=-0.32, lix=0, time=1.78, numword=0, fog=0.08} orders: orig=46, rank=54, date=9 When bama loses, America wins ranking=1.6852286269539993 from {coleman=0.63, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=0.64, numword=0, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.5} orders: orig=36, rank=55, date=50 @JGrwnger can also confirm ranking=1.1786545791007668 from {coleman=0.59, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.07, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.11, lix=0.05, time=0.92, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.07} orders: orig=49, rank=56, date=40 ranking=0.5014657046108688 from {pop=1.95, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.56, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=68, rank=57, date=17 ranking=0.3585165833421129 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.98, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=53, rank=58, date=2 Bored on a Saturday night? ranking=0.274181111111111 from {coleman=0.45, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.03, numsent=1, flesch=1, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.37, numword=0, fuzzy=1, fog=0.1} orders: orig=14, rank=59, date=24 ranking=0.2639816914502773 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.48, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=51, rank=60, date=20 ranking=-0.22389542089923298 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.17, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=39, rank=61, date=31 Thanks Coach. ranking=-0.49245833333333366 from {coleman=0.83, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=1.42, numword=0, kincaid=-0.15, fog=0.04} orders: orig=31, rank=62, date=22 Low Tide ranking=-0.7982000416622776 from {coleman=0.25, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.19, lix=0, time=1.28, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.04} orders: orig=35, rank=63, date=27 Always has been. ranking=-1.0463388888888892 from {coleman=0.49, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.07, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=0.53, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.07} orders: orig=34, rank=64, date=54 Lmao w tweet ranking=-1.1494499999999999 from {coleman=0.2, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.13, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, ari=-0.21, lix=0, time=0.84, numword=0, fuzzy=1, fog=0.07} orders: orig=47, rank=65, date=43 ^^^ this ranking=-1.2510722222222226 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.1, lix=0, time=1.53, numword=0, kincaid=-0.16, fog=0.02} orders: orig=42, rank=66, date=18 He means the state. ranking=-1.303954166666667 from {coleman=0.32, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.11, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, ari=-0.08, lix=0, time=1.09, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.08} orders: orig=20, rank=67, date=34 You are correct ranking=-1.3130055555555562 from {coleman=0.49, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.03, lix=0.05, time=0.62, numword=0, kincaid=0.07, fog=0.07} orders: orig=22, rank=68, date=51 Which part? ranking=-1.7446805555555562 from {coleman=0.54, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.04, lix=0, time=0.7, numword=0, kincaid=-0.15, fog=0.04} orders: orig=27, rank=69, date=48 Take that back right now ranking=-1.8023522222222224 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0, lix=0, time=0.28, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.1} orders: orig=21, rank=70, date=63 Yes. ranking=-2.043480597217833 from {coleman=0.1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=-0.34, lix=0, time=0.48, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.02} orders: orig=55, rank=71, date=56 the state or the band? ranking=-2.0925744444444447 from {coleman=0.22, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=0.31, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.1} orders: orig=1, rank=72, date=62

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 03:45:38: Alabama is clearly cheating
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[original: #1, ranking: #16, date: #10] From @bearbryantbob on 02/18/23 03:47:13
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They’re clearly just a basketball school now. [original: #15, ranking: #5, date: #3] From @spokenclass2day on 02/18/23 03:46:03 Mike White recruits at the library. [original: #17, ranking: #6, date: #11] From @bamaproupdates on 02/18/23 03:47:13 Been doing it since the 60's. Known fact, Saban financed his 1st waterbed when he arrived in T-town. Recently made the final payment on it last December. [original: #16, ranking: #7, date: #22] From @phake_elcon on 02/18/23 05:21:20
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show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1627092403072151554, from: @bearbryantbob (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:47:13 (HIGH,2,248,3,54019) [empty]] [tweet: 1627092532781019136, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:47:44 (HIGH,3,244,9,4077) I concede defeat here] [tweet: 1627092077300572160, from: @allgood8675309 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:45:55 (HIGH,,1,1,1058) You misspelled winning] [tweet: 1627092159072731136, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:15 (HIGH,,7,,1005) I don’t misspell anything] [tweet: 0, from: @quickencompare (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,11,11,13,664845) Don't borrow from the bank. Borrow from yourself.] [tweet: 1627092318246539266, from: @theearlofgrogan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:53 (HIGH,,1,,429) To be fair, Georgia is playing like they got banned from Beef O Bradys] [tweet: 1627094454866792448, from: @brentdpatrick (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:55:22 (HIGH,,,1,424) Dawgs in incredible position to backdoor cover +18.5. Good teams win, great teams cover.] [tweet: 1627115785335218181, from: @haasflowers (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:20:08 (HIGH,0,,,24) Update?] [tweet: 1627092240819720194, from: @dbo90 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:34 (HIGH,,1,,590) Mike White financed his waterbed and opens doors with ease] [tweet: 1627092495355219968, from: @scottie_geyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:47:35 (HIGH,,,1,362) But Coach, if yo’re not cheating are you even trying to win?] [tweet: 1627093744175685632, from: @allgood8675309 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:52:33 (HIGH,0,,,51) you’re] [tweet: 1627144460051296257, from: @iamthemelissa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:14:04 (HIGH,0,,,11) I don’t even know if they’re playing and I know this is true.] [tweet: 1627092203410694145, from: @mcmaples (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:25 (HIGH,0,,,324) With their cousins or on them?] [tweet: 1627092346407112706, from: @assnforge (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:59 (HIGH,0,,,360) But that's a good thing, right?] [tweet: 1627092109147901952, from: @spokenclass2day (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:03 (HIGH,,1,,494) They’re clearly just a basketball school now.] [tweet: 1627116087039995904, from: @phake_elcon (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:21:20 (HIGH,0,,,84) Been doing it since the 60's. Known fact, Saban financed his 1st waterbed when he arrived in T-town. Recently made the final payment on it last December.] [tweet: 1627092401675460614, from: @bamaproupdates (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:47:13 (HIGH,,15,1,1977) Mike White recruits at the library.] [tweet: 1627093371457257472, from: @allgood8675309 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:51:04 (HIGH,,1,,106) Of Congress] [tweet: 1627092309195243521, from: @fallguysports (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:51 (HIGH,0,,,219) @FBI @JoeBiden get them] [tweet: 1627103606347268097, from: @iambyronnnn (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:31:44 (HIGH,,1,,104) It took Mike White two (2) seconds to turn ten door handles while making his way to Coleman Coliseum] [tweet: 1627093603054125056, from: @gifs_baseball (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:51:59 (HIGH,,3,,566) [empty]] [tweet: 1627092663475511297, from: @bosnow2696 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:48:15 (HIGH,,1,,149) Philip Fulmer warned us. And the NCAA.] [tweet: 1627100656610729992, from: @milam_i (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:20:01 (HIGH,,1,,12) Clearly] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= you’re ranking=NaN from {coleman=NaN, numsent=1, flesch=NaN, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=NaN, lix=0.99, time=0.61, numword=0, kincaid=NaN, fog=NaN} orders: orig=11, rank=1, date=17 Don't borrow from the bank. Borrow from yourself. ranking=11.84080245706776 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.14, pop=4.79, numsent=2, flesch=1.18, ari=0.2, lix=0, time=2, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.07} orders: orig=5, rank=2, date=1 But Coach, if yo’re not cheating are you even trying to win? ranking=10.528238851249364 from {coleman=0.34, cos=0.95, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.14, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, ari=0.11, lix=0, time=1.05, numword=1, fuzzy=2.8, fog=0.23} orders: orig=10, rank=3, date=12 Dawgs in incredible position to backdoor cover +18.5. Good teams win, great teams cover. ranking=9.003213061912511 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0.73, numsent=2, flesch=1.3, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.31, lix=0, time=0.53, numword=1, kincaid=0.26, fog=0.44} orders: orig=7, rank=4, date=18 They’re clearly just a basketball school now. ranking=8.584610586908829 from {coleman=0.74, cos=1.04, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.13, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, ari=0.3, lix=0.06, time=1.83, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.46} orders: orig=15, rank=5, date=3 Mike White recruits at the library. ranking=8.460641177431443 from {coleman=0.64, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.13, pop=3.56, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, ari=0.22, lix=0.06, time=1.14, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.13} orders: orig=17, rank=6, date=11 Been doing it since the 60's. Known fact, Saban financed his 1st waterbed when he arrived in T-town. Recently made the final payment on it last December. ranking=8.131416142828432 from {coleman=0.55, numsent=3, flesch=1.17, cos=0, smog=0.62, ari=0.21, lix=0, time=0.18, numword=2, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.25} orders: orig=16, rank=7, date=22 It took Mike White two (2) seconds to turn ten door handles while making his way to Coleman Coliseum ranking=7.3917199367579505 from {coleman=0.45, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.4, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.4, lix=0.06, time=0.35, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.6} orders: orig=20, rank=8, date=20 Mike White financed his waterbed and opens doors with ease ranking=7.059299571864293 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.66, numsent=1, flesch=1.14, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.34, lix=0, time=1.57, numword=1, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.2} orders: orig=9, rank=9, date=6 To be fair, Georgia is playing like they got banned from Beef O Bradys ranking=6.878762242671747 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.13, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.99, ari=0.23, lix=0, time=1.4, numword=1, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.28} orders: orig=6, rank=10, date=8 I don’t misspell anything ranking=6.572460321903033 from {coleman=0.88, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.46, pop=2.64, numsent=1, flesch=1.66, ari=0.34, lix=0.99, time=1.74, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.73} orders: orig=4, rank=11, date=4 I concede defeat here ranking=5.7800002405700805 from {coleman=0.54, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.19, pop=6.3, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=0.96, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.08} orders: orig=2, rank=12, date=13 Philip Fulmer warned us. And the NCAA. ranking=5.532308826522678 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.48, numsent=2, flesch=1.06, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=0.87, numword=0, kincaid=0.05, fog=0.07} orders: orig=22, rank=13, date=14 You misspelled winning ranking=4.79017029398285 from {coleman=1.18, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, pop=1.95, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.58, lix=0.99, time=1.92, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.07} orders: orig=3, rank=14, date=2 With their cousins or on them? ranking=4.586032246376812 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=1.66, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.13} orders: orig=13, rank=15, date=5 ranking=4.465434178856255 from {pop=6.25, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.22, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=1, rank=16, date=10 I don’t even know if they’re playing and I know this is true. ranking=3.899833794466403 from {coleman=0.18, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=0.09, numword=1, kincaid=0.08, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.23} orders: orig=12, rank=17, date=23 But that's a good thing, right? ranking=3.7122178260869565 from {coleman=0.28, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.09, lix=0, time=1.31, numword=0, kincaid=-0.09, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.1} orders: orig=14, rank=18, date=9 Clearly ranking=2.6290797892555973 from {coleman=1.28, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=0.61, lix=0.99, time=0.44, numword=0, fuzzy=1.7, fog=0.02} orders: orig=23, rank=19, date=19 Of Congress ranking=0.21963087621211885 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, ari=0.16, lix=0.1, time=0.79, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.04} orders: orig=18, rank=20, date=15 Update? ranking=-0.021980434782609193 from {coleman=0.98, numsent=1, flesch=1.64, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=0.27, numword=0, kincaid=0.43, fog=0.02} orders: orig=8, rank=21, date=21 ranking=-0.5125883568589016 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.7, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=21, rank=22, date=16 @FBI @JoeBiden get them ranking=-1.2908641304347834 from {coleman=0.25, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.19, lix=0, time=1.48, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.04} orders: orig=19, rank=23, date=7

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 02:07:15: Hey Kurt, can you confirm if this is accurate?
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After Kent got fired from CNN, he went into a spiral. First was the gambling addiction. Then he started smoking crack with a guy name Ezell. The final blow was bankruptcy and being denied financing at an Aaron’s. Really sad story. [original: #32, ranking: #2, date: #16] From @ejpockets on 02/18/23 02:14:54 Apparently Larry Dykstra is drunk and just unblocked Coach. This like that moment Bryce Young dropped back in the pocket and floated one down the left side and everyone is waiting on Keelee Ringo to pluck it out of the air. [original: #24, ranking: #6, date: #25] From @hundred_from on 02/18/23 04:29:21
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Kurt old man never lettered in shit [original: #33, ranking: #17, date: #9] From @geoffpuryear on 02/18/23 02:11:56 Is Kevin Obergefell still doing sports? [original: #27, ranking: #18, date: #20] From @whiskeclear on 02/18/23 02:18:04 you just kicked his scrawny ass, honkeytits [original: #31, ranking: #19, date: #14] From @asimplebrownbag on 02/18/23 02:14:01 This is sad. Pay your bills, deadbeat. [original: #30, ranking: #20, date: #11] From @tolstoyhomeboy on 02/18/23 02:12:30 [original: #29, ranking: #27, date: #6] From @fierigoat on 02/18/23 02:11:45 Troll level: Master. [original: #28, ranking: #28, date: #24] From @mikeincincinna1 on 02/18/23 04:14:49
show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1539005917164888064, from: @keitholbermann (VERIFIED) on 06/20/22 03:02:58 (HIGH,365,428,1758,undefined) He kicked your scrawny ass, Crackerface] [tweet: 1627067245678702593, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:07:15 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Hey Kurt, can you confirm if this is accurate?] [tweet: 1627067523257757699, from: @boundtow1n (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:08:21 (HIGH,,37,,1820) To be honest, I’m surprised he qualified for financing in the first place.] [tweet: 1627068669246455810, from: @conkygbr (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:12:54 (HIGH,,10,1,1153) Coach how can you even tweet with all those championship rings? Kurt definitely doesn’t have that issue] [tweet: 1627111257265299456, from: @cantplayatall (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:08 (HIGH,0,,,38) True patriots tweet on Coach's behalf, so that he can spend his time thinking about what matters: The waterbed financing epidemic sweeping our nation.] [tweet: 0, from: @hpe_greenlake (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,28,426,33,1499923) What if you could create a unified experience across edge to cloud and pick what you need, sized for today?] [tweet: 1627158766088032256, from: @dizzyonaball (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:10:55 (HIGH,0,,,26) The expired coupon for Hardee's Biscuit 'n'gravy incident was sad to see. I managed to pull a few seniors out alive, but Kurt had the rage, that day.] [tweet: 1627069138052190210, from: @dkeene2016 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:14:46 (HIGH,,2,,893) I can say with absolute almost 10 percent certainty it is true] [tweet: 1627068444486291458, from: @michaelalewis73 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:12:01 (HIGH,,11,,1164) Hear me out: a new Odd Couple starring Kurt and Lonnie Dykstra…] [tweet: 1627118316467748867, from: @lennydykstra (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 05:30:11 (HIGH,,3,,281) Get Lonnie Dykstra all you want. But keep that motherfucker away from me.] [tweet: 1627068390509780995, from: @dangurousdan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:11:48 (HIGH,,8,,876) Kurt and Lonny need to enter the Power Slap league.] [tweet: 1627068064087871488, from: @ronniebobonny (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:10:30 (HIGH,,9,,1289) No mention of any SEC championships anywhere in there] [tweet: 1627068419253362693, from: @scrappythepitb1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:11:55 (HIGH,,1,,656) LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL] [tweet: 1627069453178658818, from: @cliff233 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:16:01 (HIGH,,1,,573) [empty]] [tweet: 1627128041003515905, from: @dying_democracy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:08:50 (HIGH,0,,,67) Finance rate 27.9%.] [tweet: 1627068947786006529, from: @comfyboomer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:14:01 (HIGH,,2,,475) Kurt turns doorknobs with ease.] [tweet: 1627111870753812480, from: @weristdeinpa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:04:34 (HIGH,0,,,224) "Wet the Bed" does NOT equate to " a waterbed".] [tweet: 1627072072899006471, from: @thenotoriousomb (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:26:26 (HIGH,,2,,278) [empty]] [tweet: 1627148556296507446, from: @brewcitychrissy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:30:21 (HIGH,0,,,12) [empty]] [tweet: 1627069367988137995, from: @bongosclownroom (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:15:41 (HIGH,,7,,416) I knew Kurt was an irresponsible waterbed purchaser the second he referred to Coach as “Cracker Face”.] [tweet: 1627074281321680905, from: @ddearden50 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:35:12 (HIGH,,1,,226) Financing is fairly easy at Sleep-N-Snooze.] [tweet: 1627069958198005766, from: @errxn (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:18:02 (HIGH,,,1,287) Inaccurate. What the hell use would he have for a waterbed anyway?] [tweet: 1627079296367095810, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:55:08 (HIGH,0,,,26) To sleep on. Seriously it’s not that hard to figure out.] [tweet: 1627103007920857089, from: @hundred_from (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:29:21 (HIGH,,1,,128) Apparently Larry Dykstra is drunk and just unblocked Coach. This like that moment Bryce Young dropped back in the pocket and floated one down the left side and everyone is waiting on Keelee Ringo to pluck it out of the air.] [tweet: 1627119281698910208, from: @war_lizard (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:34:01 (HIGH,0,,,39) [empty]] [tweet: 1627160415724609537, from: @do_whats_rite (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:17:28 (HIGH,0,,,4) Thai doesn’t describe a person who’s obsessed with Donald Trump. Can’t be the real Kurt page.] [tweet: 1627069967358394368, from: @whiskeclear (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:18:04 (LOW,,1,,80) Is Kevin Obergefell still doing sports?] [tweet: 1627099348453720065, from: @mikeincincinna1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:14:49 (LOW,0,,,16) Troll level: Master.] [tweet: 1627068377792667649, from: @fierigoat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:11:45 (LOW,,2,,118) [empty]] [tweet: 1627068565328379906, from: @tolstoyhomeboy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:12:30 (LOW,,2,,115) This is sad. Pay your bills, deadbeat.] [tweet: 1627068949040078848, from: @asimplebrownbag (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:14:01 (LOW,,1,,102) you just kicked his scrawny ass, honkeytits] [tweet: 1627069169375264771, from: @ejpockets (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:14:54 (LOW,,8,1,122) After Kent got fired from CNN, he went into a spiral. First was the gambling addiction. Then he started smoking crack with a guy name Ezell. The final blow was bankruptcy and being denied financing at an Aaron’s. Really sad story.] [tweet: 1627068423829340164, from: @geoffpuryear (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:11:56 (LOW,,1,,123) Kurt old man never lettered in shit] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= What if you could create a unified experience across edge to cloud and pick what you need, sized for today? ranking=16.337539194227844 from {coleman=0.48, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.32, pop=7.01, numsent=1, flesch=1.15, ari=0.45, lix=0, time=2, numword=2, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.5} orders: orig=6, rank=1, date=1 After Kent got fired from CNN, he went into a spiral. First was the gambling addiction. Then he started smoking crack with a guy name Ezell. The final blow was bankruptcy and being denied financing at an Aaron’s. Really sad story. ranking=16.245822940146287 from {coleman=0.52, cos=0, smog=0.65, kincaid=0.13, pop=3.05, numsent=5, flesch=1.1, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=1.1, numword=4, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.26} orders: orig=32, rank=2, date=16 He kicked your scrawny ass, Crackerface ranking=16.13046497049715 from {coleman=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.13, pop=9.29, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, ari=0.38, lix=0.06, time=1.94, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.46} orders: orig=1, rank=3, date=2 To be honest, I’m surprised he qualified for financing in the first place. ranking=12.324906968891154 from {coleman=0.61, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.3, pop=4.31, numsent=1, flesch=1.26, ari=0.35, lix=0.05, time=1.82, numword=1, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.41} orders: orig=3, rank=4, date=4 Coach how can you even tweet with all those championship rings? Kurt definitely doesn’t have that issue ranking=12.036244746893248 from {coleman=0.67, cos=0.71, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.19, pop=3.22, numsent=2, flesch=1.18, ari=0.3, lix=0, time=1.34, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.42} orders: orig=4, rank=5, date=12 Apparently Larry Dykstra is drunk and just unblocked Coach. This like that moment Bryce Young dropped back in the pocket and floated one down the left side and everyone is waiting on Keelee Ringo to pluck it out of the air. ranking=11.710804161568436 from {coleman=0.52, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.33, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.16, ari=0.49, lix=0.05, time=0.55, numword=4, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.51} orders: orig=24, rank=6, date=25 I knew Kurt was an irresponsible waterbed purchaser the second he referred to Coach as “Cracker Face”. ranking=11.235280208252274 from {coleman=0.65, cos=0.64, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.46, pop=2.64, numsent=1, flesch=1.4, ari=0.51, lix=0.08, time=1.04, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.58} orders: orig=20, rank=7, date=17 Hey Kurt, can you confirm if this is accurate? ranking=10.595882658515269 from {coleman=0.39, smog=0.85, jac=0.5, kincaid=0.19, jrw=0.5, numsent=1, flesch=1.16, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=1.88, numword=0, fuzzy=3.65, fog=0.41} orders: orig=2, rank=8, date=3 No mention of any SEC championships anywhere in there ranking=10.383249740268962 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.32, pop=2.9, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, ari=0.34, lix=0.07, time=1.76, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.63} orders: orig=12, rank=9, date=5 Hear me out: a new Odd Couple starring Kurt and Lonnie Dykstra… ranking=9.803132189090318 from {coleman=0.44, cos=0.71, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.1, pop=3.1, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, ari=0.21, lix=0, time=1.46, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.25} orders: orig=9, rank=10, date=10 Kurt and Lonny need to enter the Power Slap league. ranking=9.698216304621873 from {coleman=0.42, cos=0.76, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.13, pop=2.78, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=1.64, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.2} orders: orig=11, rank=11, date=7 Inaccurate. What the hell use would he have for a waterbed anyway? ranking=8.786185489479085 from {coleman=0.52, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.18, pop=1.61, numsent=2, flesch=1.2, ari=0.12, lix=0, time=0.91, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.29} orders: orig=22, rank=12, date=19 True patriots tweet on Coach's behalf, so that he can spend his time thinking about what matters: The waterbed financing epidemic sweeping our nation. ranking=8.78469080626388 from {coleman=0.71, numsent=1, flesch=1.49, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.71, lix=0.1, time=0.49, numword=2, kincaid=0.6, fog=0.64} orders: orig=5, rank=13, date=26 I can say with absolute almost 10 percent certainty it is true ranking=8.075469570140209 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.47, numsent=1, flesch=1.26, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.23, lix=0.05, time=1.16, numword=1, kincaid=0.3, fog=0.41} orders: orig=8, rank=14, date=15 Get Lonnie Dykstra all you want. But keep that motherfucker away from me. ranking=8.045161475177467 from {coleman=0.55, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.08, pop=1.8, numsent=2, flesch=1.04, ari=0.16, lix=0, time=0.37, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.29} orders: orig=10, rank=15, date=28 The expired coupon for Hardee's Biscuit 'n'gravy incident was sad to see. I managed to pull a few seniors out alive, but Kurt had the rage, that day. ranking=7.719996696865646 from {coleman=0.37, numsent=2, flesch=1.17, cos=0.52, smog=0.69, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=0.13, numword=2, kincaid=0.25, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.34} orders: orig=7, rank=16, date=32 Kurt old man never lettered in shit ranking=7.179973848067759 from {coleman=0.44, cos=0.82, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.12, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.08, lix=0, time=1.52, numword=0, fuzzy=1, fog=0.14} orders: orig=33, rank=17, date=9 Is Kevin Obergefell still doing sports? ranking=6.869546253216627 from {coleman=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.33, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, ari=0.38, lix=0, time=0.85, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.46} orders: orig=27, rank=18, date=20 you just kicked his scrawny ass, honkeytits ranking=6.573883807329181 from {coleman=0.73, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.12, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.32, lix=0.05, time=1.22, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.43} orders: orig=31, rank=19, date=14 This is sad. Pay your bills, deadbeat. ranking=6.4689730407735695 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.44, numsent=2, flesch=0.94, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0, lix=0, time=1.4, numword=0, kincaid=-0.03, fog=0.07} orders: orig=30, rank=20, date=11 Thai doesn’t describe a person who’s obsessed with Donald Trump. Can’t be the real Kurt page. ranking=6.086355419580419 from {coleman=0.55, numsent=2, flesch=1.11, cos=0.67, smog=0.3, ari=0.16, lix=0, time=0.07, numword=1, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.13} orders: orig=26, rank=21, date=33 Financing is fairly easy at Sleep-N-Snooze. ranking=5.880412465337838 from {coleman=0.57, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.15, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.14, lix=0, time=0.73, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.5} orders: orig=21, rank=22, date=22 To sleep on. Seriously it’s not that hard to figure out. ranking=5.873736666666667 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=2, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0, lix=0, time=0.67, numword=1, kincaid=0.03, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.1} orders: orig=23, rank=23, date=23 "Wet the Bed" does NOT equate to " a waterbed". ranking=3.3851702020202024 from {coleman=0.29, numsent=1, flesch=1.06, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=0.43, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.18} orders: orig=17, rank=24, date=27 Kurt turns doorknobs with ease. ranking=2.102091633847164 from {coleman=0.75, cos=1, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.03, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=1.28, numword=0, fog=0.1} orders: orig=16, rank=25, date=13 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ranking=1.3334297563175208 from {coleman=0.1, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=-0.07, caps=-3.0, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.84, ari=-0.21, lix=0, time=1.58, numword=0, fog=0.13} orders: orig=13, rank=26, date=8 ranking=0.08326405808958759 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.7, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=29, rank=27, date=6 Troll level: Master. ranking=-0.3593893939393943 from {coleman=0.79, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=0.61, numword=0, kincaid=0.27, fog=0.07} orders: orig=28, rank=28, date=24 ranking=-0.8258268510013216 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.79, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=18, rank=29, date=21 Finance rate 27.9%. ranking=-0.8487007575757579 from {coleman=0.83, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.28, lix=0.1, time=0.25, numword=0, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.04} orders: orig=15, rank=30, date=30 ranking=-1.3371558497430849 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.97, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=14, rank=31, date=18 ranking=-2.696969696969697 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.31, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=25, rank=32, date=29 ranking=-2.8181818181818183 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.19, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=19, rank=33, date=31

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 12:18:36: Y’all made them lock @KeithOlbermann’s Wikipedia page for “vandalism”
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100% true. [original: #6, ranking: #37, date: #17] From @mammothrob on 02/18/23 12:31:25 [original: #10, ranking: #34, date: #25] From @cberryfin on 02/18/23 01:13:53 The truth is always a defense. [original: #4, ranking: #31, date: #36] From @fejdaszrichard on 02/18/23 04:27:52
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It’s not vandalism if it’s true. It’s just called vandalism. [original: #41, ranking: #4, date: #13] From @msherkin on 02/18/23 12:24:27 Lenny complained also and wiki was like “never heard of you, Larry.” #LarryDykstra [original: #31, ranking: #5, date: #7] From @gregfromnj4 on 02/18/23 12:21:44 Coach, when do you get your own Wikipedia page? [original: #37, ranking: #8, date: #8] From @nelson37m on 02/18/23 12:22:10 Wikipedia sysops get no bitches and would immediately get cut from Coach's team. [original: #40, ranking: #10, date: #11] From @jass1stnamehugh on 02/18/23 12:23:57
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I'm going to be banned for life from editing Wikipedia. [original: #39, ranking: #16, date: #32] From @tomgoldstein on 02/18/23 02:00:32 The guy is a nutjob whatever way you look at it. [original: #42, ranking: #20, date: #6] From @catchyrselfon22 on 02/18/23 12:21:30 It sadly doesn't include his lead acting in the movie "Road House" [original: #35, ranking: #23, date: #24] From @presbenfranklin on 02/18/23 01:12:55 Is this another trick? Is that you Larry? [original: #38, ranking: #25, date: #23] From @reccninc on 02/18/23 01:09:41 That’s my coach [original: #34, ranking: #35, date: #9] From @cloud_null on 02/18/23 12:22:56 [original: #32, ranking: #38, date: #35] From @gkakgrab on 02/18/23 04:09:49 [original: #33, ranking: #40, date: #29] From @tomgoldstein on 02/18/23 01:48:02 [original: #36, ranking: #41, date: #34] From @frontbumpercrew on 02/18/23 03:59:32
show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1627115156101537794, from: @truthse03435561 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:17:38 (HIGH,0,,,19) Regardless of what they do, Kevin still literally has zero SEC championships] [tweet: 1627122759821131776, from: @drjohnwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:47:51 (HIGH,,1,,28) You know you open doorknobs with ease when your show is replaced by a show hosted by Eliot Spitzer.] [tweet: 0, from: @hellorudi (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,10,26,1,177078) Finally, live to the public. We kept this Ai newsletter private and referral only for about 6 months. It's time to let all enjoy it. Sign up here >> http://Rudi.ai] [tweet: 1627102634585776128, from: @fejdaszrichard (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:27:52 (HIGH,0,,,29) The truth is always a defense.] [tweet: 1627040128857444352, from: @girlypoppsyop (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:19:30 (HIGH,,1,,240) Ngl when I saw he was a furry I knew it was getting out if hand. But I am wondering if its true or not.] [tweet: 1627043130574012416, from: @mammothrob (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:31:25 (HIGH,0,,,29) 100% true.] [tweet: 1627043452402933760, from: @natecurtis12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:32:42 (HIGH,,2,1,165) Coach, where is your Wikipedia page? People shouldn’t need to be on Twitter to get your guidance] [tweet: 1627052075287990273, from: @reccninc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:06:58 (HIGH,,1,,40) Is this some kind trick? Is that you Maple Leaf?] [tweet: 1627041523534807045, from: @scottie_geyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:25:02 (HIGH,,1,,231) Even if Wikipedia doesn’t say it, we all know Kurt opens doors with ease.] [tweet: 1627053815836086274, from: @cberryfin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:13:53 (HIGH,,,1,122) [empty]] [tweet: 1627053934492930048, from: @cberryfin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:14:21 (HIGH,,,1,20) Just in case anyone’s looking. Complete with phone jacks.] [tweet: 1627141787939745794, from: @sh00pdawh00p (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:03:27 (HIGH,0,,,5) Wiki only reports sec championships, it doesn't own any.] [tweet: 1627040356650082305, from: @livinggford (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:20:24 (HIGH,,9,,577) Kurt’s Wikipedia is now stuck in an incorrect state] [tweet: 1627040526905262080, from: @rebertling (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:21:05 (HIGH,0,,,157) They don’t want the truth, Coach!!!] [tweet: 1627124425941295105, from: @dperez0322 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:54:28 (HIGH,0,,,19) Absolutely amazing] [tweet: 1627041364876869633, from: @mybamabelle528 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:24:25 (HIGH,0,,,167) [empty]] [tweet: 1627062595621646341, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:48:46 (HIGH,,1,,68) Gotdamn vandals] [tweet: 1627041861197258753, from: @scrappythepitb1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:26:23 (HIGH,,2,,114) Who takes the time to be an “administrator” on a Keith Olbernan wiki page?] [tweet: 1627049975179005953, from: @suburbjohn (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:58:37 (HIGH,0,,,17) Keith Oldermann probably] [tweet: 1627087563650662401, from: @jakedaymemes3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:27:59 (HIGH,,1,,28) Coach's Wikipedia page when?] [tweet: 1627044335131967488, from: @3inchlawyerman_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:36:13 (HIGH,,6,1,184) Complete first amendment violation.] [tweet: 1627057749061410817, from: @speakingbee (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:29:31 (HIGH,,2,,66) Have they provided an authoritative source saying that Kurt had any trouble with doorknobs? I’m confident that he doesn’t.] [tweet: 1627123390510252032, from: @drjohnwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:50:21 (HIGH,0,,,14) Looks like. your front line is a bunch of vandals, Coach. In youth football, I believe that is called world class recruiting.] [tweet: 1627063825894883328, from: @rosswilliamhart (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:53:40 (HIGH,,1,,32) Coach, is this kinda like when you tell a player to break the QB’s leg with a wink but you never say anything out-loud?] [tweet: 1627042775501017093, from: @mammothrob (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:30:01 (HIGH,,1,,86) Olberman is 100% resting his head on a Rent-A-Center full-size waterbed.] [tweet: 1627054079984934912, from: @lionsapologist (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:14:56 (HIGH,0,,,89) [empty]] [tweet: 1627135098310258688, from: @se_slaughter2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:36:52 (HIGH,0,,,3) I plead da fif] [tweet: 1627043479204536320, from: @mammothrob (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:32:49 (HIGH,0,,,88) The coverup is over 2 years in the making.] [tweet: 1627040464078798848, from: @awstar11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:20:50 (HIGH,,14,,771) Words are violence] [tweet: 1627041077122461697, from: @jayofthejaystan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:23:16 (HIGH,0,,,48) Depeche Mode tried to warn us decades ago] [tweet: 1627040693024862209, from: @gregfromnj4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:21:44 (LOW,,3,1,52) Lenny complained also and wiki was like “never heard of you, Larry.” #LarryDykstra] [tweet: 1627098090137174017, from: @gkakgrab (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:09:49 (LOW,,1,,6) [empty]] [tweet: 1627062409193205761, from: @tomgoldstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:48:02 (LOW,0,,,12) [empty]] [tweet: 1627040993844559873, from: @cloud_null (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:22:56 (LOW,0,,,28) That’s my coach] [tweet: 1627053570267938820, from: @presbenfranklin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:12:55 (LOW,,1,,29) It sadly doesn't include his lead acting in the movie "Road House"] [tweet: 1627095502365011968, from: @frontbumpercrew (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:59:32 (LOW,0,,,3) [empty]] [tweet: 1627040801233702915, from: @nelson37m (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:22:10 (LOW,,,1,33) Coach, when do you get your own Wikipedia page?] [tweet: 1627052757281652737, from: @reccninc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:09:41 (LOW,0,,,1) Is this another trick? Is that you Larry?] [tweet: 1627065554019442688, from: @tomgoldstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:00:32 (LOW,0,,,12) I'm going to be banned for life from editing Wikipedia.] [tweet: 1627041248380067840, from: @jass1stnamehugh (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:23:57 (LOW,0,,,31) Wikipedia sysops get no bitches and would immediately get cut from Coach's team.] [tweet: 1627041376478314502, from: @msherkin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:24:27 (LOW,0,,,25) It’s not vandalism if it’s true. It’s just called vandalism.] [tweet: 1627040634950373377, from: @catchyrselfon22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:21:30 (ABUSIVE,0,,,35) The guy is a nutjob whatever way you look at it.] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= Finally, live to the public. We kept this Ai newsletter private and referral only for about 6 months. It's time to let all enjoy it. Sign up here >> http://Rudi.ai ranking=15.516610619941991 from {coleman=0.41, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.12, pop=4.47, numsent=4, flesch=1.1, ari=0.06, lix=0, time=2, numword=2, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.29} orders: orig=3, rank=1, date=1 Kurt’s Wikipedia is now stuck in an incorrect state ranking=10.62947824856622 from {coleman=0.58, cos=0.67, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.27, pop=2.9, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=1.91, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.66} orders: orig=13, rank=2, date=3 Coach, where is your Wikipedia page? People shouldn’t need to be on Twitter to get your guidance ranking=10.423155890812403 from {coleman=0.49, cos=1.16, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.12, pop=2.2, numsent=2, flesch=1.08, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=1.2, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.29} orders: orig=7, rank=3, date=18 It’s not vandalism if it’s true. It’s just called vandalism. ranking=10.092031500059045 from {coleman=0.77, numsent=2, flesch=1.3, cos=1.24, smog=0.85, ari=0.27, lix=0, time=1.43, numword=1, kincaid=0.22, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.65} orders: orig=41, rank=4, date=13 Lenny complained also and wiki was like “never heard of you, Larry.” #LarryDykstra ranking=10.027216701369797 from {coleman=0.58, cos=0, smog=0.3, jac=0.4, kincaid=0.04, pop=2.4, numsent=2, flesch=0.97, ari=0.2, lix=0, time=1.72, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.14} orders: orig=31, rank=5, date=7 Who takes the time to be an “administrator” on a Keith Olbernan wiki page? ranking=9.982605620685932 from {coleman=0.44, cos=0.62, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.38, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.35, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=1.34, numword=1, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.57} orders: orig=18, rank=6, date=15 Have they provided an authoritative source saying that Kurt had any trouble with doorknobs? I’m confident that he doesn’t. ranking=9.238754103499005 from {coleman=0.81, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.26, pop=1.39, numsent=2, flesch=1.27, ari=0.42, lix=0.05, time=0.72, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.41} orders: orig=22, rank=7, date=28 Coach, when do you get your own Wikipedia page? ranking=8.975525854016942 from {coleman=0.43, cos=1.64, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.12, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.06, ari=0.13, lix=0, time=1.67, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.41} orders: orig=37, rank=8, date=8 Ngl when I saw he was a furry I knew it was getting out if hand. But I am wondering if its true or not. ranking=8.87730946756164 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.12, numsent=2, flesch=1.01, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=-0.03, lix=0, time=1.96, numword=2, kincaid=0.13, fog=0.33} orders: orig=5, rank=9, date=2 Wikipedia sysops get no bitches and would immediately get cut from Coach's team. ranking=8.584209656968337 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.4, cos=0.5, smog=1.08, ari=0.41, lix=0.05, time=1.53, numword=1, kincaid=0.39, fog=0.58} orders: orig=40, rank=10, date=11 Complete first amendment violation. ranking=8.220760608535794 from {coleman=1.5, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.63, pop=2.84, numsent=1, flesch=1.88, ari=0.86, lix=0.99, time=1.1, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=1.08} orders: orig=21, rank=11, date=20 Coach, is this kinda like when you tell a player to break the QB’s leg with a wink but you never say anything out-loud? ranking=8.043423309493683 from {coleman=0.31, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.32, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.12, ari=0.36, lix=0, time=0.58, numword=2, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.54} orders: orig=24, rank=12, date=31 Even if Wikipedia doesn’t say it, we all know Kurt opens doors with ease. ranking=8.011047057327398 from {coleman=0.37, cos=0.62, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.25, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=1.39, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.42} orders: orig=9, rank=13, date=14 Regardless of what they do, Kevin still literally has zero SEC championships ranking=7.8511684170981315 from {coleman=0.79, cos=0, smog=1.25, jac=0.38, kincaid=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.4, ari=0.49, lix=0.05, time=0.29, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.74} orders: orig=1, rank=14, date=37 Olberman is 100% resting his head on a Rent-A-Center full-size waterbed. ranking=7.393289579334953 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.46, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.15, lix=0.07, time=1.29, numword=1, kincaid=0.25, fog=0.41} orders: orig=25, rank=15, date=16 I'm going to be banned for life from editing Wikipedia. ranking=7.2831862697245615 from {coleman=0.59, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, cos=0.74, smog=1.08, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=0.53, numword=1, kincaid=0.25, fog=0.63} orders: orig=39, rank=16, date=32 Absolutely amazing ranking=7.278328812098626 from {coleman=1.72, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, kincaid=1.33, numsent=1, flesch=2.92, ari=0.99, lix=0.99, time=0.15, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=2.04} orders: orig=15, rank=17, date=40 Looks like. your front line is a bunch of vandals, Coach. In youth football, I believe that is called world class recruiting. ranking=7.2278336160060235 from {coleman=0.54, numsent=2, flesch=1.09, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.27, lix=0, time=0.2, numword=2, kincaid=0.16, fog=0.32} orders: orig=23, rank=18, date=39 Just in case anyone’s looking. Complete with phone jacks. ranking=6.98692422195791 from {coleman=0.65, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.04, pop=1.61, numsent=2, flesch=1.03, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=0.81, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.08} orders: orig=11, rank=19, date=26 The guy is a nutjob whatever way you look at it. ranking=6.61359550122811 from {coleman=0.21, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=-0, lix=0, time=1.77, numword=1, kincaid=0.19, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.41} orders: orig=42, rank=20, date=6 Is this some kind trick? Is that you Maple Leaf? ranking=6.254017180559945 from {coleman=0.3, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=-0.09, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.07, lix=0, time=1, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.1} orders: orig=8, rank=21, date=22 You know you open doorknobs with ease when your show is replaced by a show hosted by Eliot Spitzer. ranking=6.135708208128867 from {coleman=0.45, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.34, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.2, ari=0.4, lix=0.05, time=0.24, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.38} orders: orig=2, rank=22, date=38 It sadly doesn't include his lead acting in the movie "Road House" ranking=6.023149994412759 from {coleman=0.45, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.14, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=0.91, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.23} orders: orig=35, rank=23, date=24 Depeche Mode tried to warn us decades ago ranking=5.983982378933737 from {coleman=0.47, numsent=1, flesch=1.18, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.13, lix=0, time=1.58, numword=0, kincaid=0.19, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.42} orders: orig=30, rank=24, date=10 Is this another trick? Is that you Larry? ranking=5.593891787001694 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=2, flesch=1.03, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=0.96, numword=0, kincaid=0.04, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.33} orders: orig=38, rank=25, date=23 The coverup is over 2 years in the making. ranking=5.29284081147342 from {coleman=0.29, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=1.15, numword=0, kincaid=0.25, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.41} orders: orig=28, rank=26, date=19 Wiki only reports sec championships, it doesn't own any. ranking=4.691422855124214 from {coleman=0.65, numsent=1, flesch=1.18, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=0.05, numword=0, kincaid=0.19, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.42} orders: orig=12, rank=27, date=42 They don’t want the truth, Coach!!! ranking=4.53539380952381 from {coleman=0.45, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.81, numword=0, kincaid=-0.09, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.1} orders: orig=14, rank=28, date=5 Keith Oldermann probably ranking=4.125224938457547 from {coleman=1.37, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.46, numsent=1, flesch=1.66, ari=0.74, lix=0.99, time=1.05, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.73} orders: orig=19, rank=29, date=21 Words are violence ranking=3.995230700651394 from {coleman=0.79, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.07, pop=3.34, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.26, lix=0.05, time=1.86, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.07} orders: orig=29, rank=30, date=4 The truth is always a defense. ranking=3.906525 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=0.34, numword=0, kincaid=0.13, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.13} orders: orig=4, rank=31, date=36 Coach's Wikipedia page when? ranking=3.6305616307530477 from {coleman=0.88, cos=1.89, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.34, lix=0.05, time=0.48, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.73} orders: orig=20, rank=32, date=33 Gotdamn vandals ranking=2.724069799607564 from {coleman=1.28, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.44, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.65, ari=0.63, lix=0.99, time=0.62, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.04} orders: orig=17, rank=33, date=30 ranking=-0.5334192304230426 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.86, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=10, rank=34, date=25 That’s my coach ranking=-1.2500773809523822 from {coleman=0.25, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.19, lix=0, time=1.62, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.04} orders: orig=34, rank=35, date=9 ranking=-1.5238095238095237 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.48, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=16, rank=36, date=12 100% true. ranking=-1.7310297619047628 from {coleman=0.25, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.19, lix=0, time=1.24, numword=0, kincaid=-0.15, fog=0.04} orders: orig=6, rank=37, date=17 ranking=-1.9259004384876737 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.39, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=32, rank=38, date=35 ranking=-2.238095238095238 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.77, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=26, rank=39, date=27 ranking=-2.3333333333333335 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.67, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=33, rank=40, date=29 ranking=-2.5714285714285716 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.43, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=36, rank=41, date=34 I plead da fif ranking=-2.822049404761905 from {coleman=0.02, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.11, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, ari=-0.32, lix=0, time=0.1, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.08} orders: orig=27, rank=42, date=41

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 11:54:43: I am wheezing
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[original: #4, ranking: #40, date: #36] From @s_pidgin on 02/18/23 04:26:14 [original: #5, ranking: #38, date: #31] From @sadsushi on 02/18/23 02:07:11 He’s the worst [original: #9, ranking: #36, date: #33] From @bjracing1 on 02/18/23 03:14:47 [original: #11, ranking: #32, date: #7] From @tomsnrub on 02/18/23 11:58:20
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Kurt has a degree in animal husbandry They don't give rings for animal husbandry [original: #37, ranking: #5, date: #12] From @falconeddie1 on 02/18/23 12:20:13 Whoever did this deserves a Gatorade bath [original: #39, ranking: #9, date: #28] From @skodenbrah on 02/18/23 02:06:00
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The best part is you know he’s losing his fucking mind over this. [original: #41, ranking: #14, date: #20] From @jonfw2 on 02/18/23 01:59:24 Kent is literally the worst person on earth [original: #36, ranking: #16, date: #41] From @pigeonforgehoa on 02/18/23 08:20:06 Sounds illegal either way... [original: #38, ranking: #25, date: #19] From @chromium05 on 02/18/23 01:43:58 @PigeonForgeHOA you cannot miss this! [original: #35, ranking: #28, date: #38] From @samsquench22 on 02/18/23 07:45:51 Kieth is a known deadbeat [original: #40, ranking: #33, date: #32] From @primebeef45 on 02/18/23 02:07:48
show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1627030369336713216, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:40:43 (HIGH,5,337,7,85285) Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …] [tweet: 1627031993782353920, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:47:10 (HIGH,65,2026,51,166564) Oh Christ] [tweet: 1627033891537313792, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:54:43 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) I am wheezing] [tweet: 1627102221438517249, from: @s_pidgin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:26:14 (HIGH,0,,,73) [empty]] [tweet: 1627067227873882115, from: @sadsushi (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:07:11 (HIGH,0,,,240) [empty]] [tweet: 0, from: @raidrpg (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,234,1755,270,3428269) Jaw Dropping Graphics & An Amazing Story The No.1 Quest Game of 2022 Play your way through a visually-stunning fantasy RPG with 500+ Champions] [tweet: 1627035785739501569, from: @srachac (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:02:14 (HIGH,2,22,4,129182) IronGargoyle has 0 SEC championships and turns door handles with ease!] [tweet: 1627041739486932993, from: @grumpygreenkepr (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:25:54 (HIGH,,11,,560) Thanks for the heads up I’ll be back in a couple days @3YearLetterman] [tweet: 1627084241485066241, from: @bjracing1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:14:47 (HIGH,0,,,138) He’s the worst] [tweet: 1627034281129418752, from: @mahiarchipelago (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:56:16 (HIGH,,3,1,545) Imagine being a waterbed financier] [tweet: 1627034801759825920, from: @tomsnrub (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:58:20 (HIGH,0,,,101) [empty]] [tweet: 1627154979667451904, from: @gopatshoops (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:52 (HIGH,0,,,16) Well at least we finally know what Kurt meant by “put the biscuit in the basket”. Though the starvation metaphor wasn’t at all clear at the time.] [tweet: 1627152558807568385, from: @ch0_______ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:46:15 (HIGH,0,,,21) We found yet another lane, it seems! Gotta expand these highways to accommodate all this WIN] [tweet: 1627057880670285824, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:30:02 (HIGH,0,,,494) I’m dern near in full death] [tweet: 1627065584415543297, from: @dajerseyboy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:00:39 (HIGH,,6,1,572) Time to retire from social media, Coach. It can’t possibly get any better than this.] [tweet: 1627067166288904192, from: @themolluskka (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:06:56 (HIGH,0,,,83) Hello other Calvin & Hobbes avatar] [tweet: 1627125410671591425, from: @jbarnett68 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:58:23 (HIGH,0,,,49) There’s no stopping it now!] [tweet: 1627056299287674884, from: @jayteegeee (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:23:45 (HIGH,,1,,446) We are soldiers in your army Coach.] [tweet: 1627034144185389058, from: @the_walkersmith (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:55:43 (HIGH,,8,1,970) He is honestly so bad. This article couldn’t be more true.] [tweet: 1627058134329221120, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:31:03 (HIGH,0,,,108) “Ted”] [tweet: 1627035661038411776, from: @madbomberhat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:01:45 (HIGH,0,,,508) LMAO] [tweet: 1627065441716953099, from: @harrengwarding (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:00:05 (HIGH,,3,,433) TRUTH is a hard thing…] [tweet: 1627065723536420864, from: @hdretrovision (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 02:01:12 (HIGH,,5,,874) RIP Kurt 1959-2023] [tweet: 1627066119667466243, from: @rangermks (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:02:47 (HIGH,,9,,333) 30 year loan was a mistake. I went with 15 years in mine and ended up paying it off early. Good feeling when I got that title from the bank.] [tweet: 1627035619338895360, from: @waterbedc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:01:35 (HIGH,,24,1,1490) No fake news here] [tweet: 1627035921878257664, from: @chainsawwade (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:02:47 (HIGH,,2,,210) Trooth] [tweet: 1627043095367012353, from: @zombiewizard45 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:31:17 (HIGH,,8,1,419) It gets better, coach.] [tweet: 1627067098819354627, from: @elfsraccoon (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:06:40 (HIGH,0,,,27) [empty]] [tweet: 1627065563427246086, from: @ktm300_exc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:00:34 (HIGH,,,1,162) Dang] [tweet: 1627066067515490304, from: @inceptivei (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:02:34 (HIGH,,,1,38) Vandalism or truth…] [tweet: 1627044813177774082, from: @reazlepuff (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 12:38:07 (HIGH,,15,1,1316) This is pure gold.] [tweet: 1627086434539806720, from: @tstarkobvious (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:23:30 (HIGH,,1,,48) Fair to say he chose the thug life] [tweet: 1627066005674688512, from: @jb0123wxyz (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:02:19 (HIGH,0,,,158) Kurt went delinquent on 8 straight payments] [tweet: 1627094519295647750, from: @robert05torres (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:55:38 (HIGH,0,,,44) [empty]] [tweet: 1627152459113144321, from: @samsquench22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:51 (LOW,,2,1,21) @PigeonForgeHOA you cannot miss this!] [tweet: 1627161075736285184, from: @pigeonforgehoa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:20:06 (LOW,,1,,12) Kent is literally the worst person on earth] [tweet: 1627040311355785216, from: @falconeddie1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:20:13 (LOW,,1,1,97) Kurt has a degree in animal husbandry They don't give rings for animal husbandry] [tweet: 1627061387179749379, from: @chromium05 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:43:58 (LOW,0,,,14) Sounds illegal either way...] [tweet: 1627066932368379904, from: @skodenbrah (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:06:00 (LOW,,3,,98) Whoever did this deserves a Gatorade bath] [tweet: 1627067384510152705, from: @primebeef45 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:07:48 (LOW,0,,,45) Kieth is a known deadbeat] [tweet: 1627065271503699972, from: @jonfw2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:59:24 (LOW,,1,,64) The best part is you know he’s losing his fucking mind over this.] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= Jaw Dropping Graphics & An Amazing Story The No.1 Quest Game of 2022 Play your way through a visually-stunning fantasy RPG with 500+ Champions ranking=17.776378092299076 from {pop=8.63, coleman=0.58, numsent=1, flesch=1.24, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.53, lix=0.09, time=2, numword=2, kincaid=0.38, fog=0.5} orders: orig=6, rank=1, date=1 Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited … ranking=14.012258462086004 from {coleman=0.88, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.33, pop=6.59, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, ari=0.42, lix=0.06, time=1.96, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.46} orders: orig=1, rank=2, date=2 IronGargoyle has 0 SEC championships and turns door handles with ease! ranking=12.481490248319668 from {pop=4.25, coleman=0.79, numsent=1, flesch=1.36, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.47, lix=0.06, time=1.57, numword=1, kincaid=0.35, fog=0.59} orders: orig=7, rank=3, date=10 30 year loan was a mistake. I went with 15 years in mine and ended up paying it off early. Good feeling when I got that title from the bank. ranking=11.39894740830267 from {pop=2.9, coleman=0.28, numsent=3, flesch=0.94, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=0.74, numword=3, kincaid=0.05, fog=0.2} orders: orig=24, rank=4, date=27 Kurt has a degree in animal husbandry They don't give rings for animal husbandry ranking=9.679163760135445 from {pop=1.95, coleman=0.62, numsent=1, flesch=1.31, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.38, lix=0, time=1.47, numword=1, kincaid=0.34, fog=0.57} orders: orig=37, rank=5, date=12 He is honestly so bad. This article couldn’t be more true. ranking=9.55047048650391 from {pop=3.05, coleman=0.33, numsent=2, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=1.81, numword=1, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=19, rank=6, date=5 Time to retire from social media, Coach. It can’t possibly get any better than this. ranking=9.066649755206042 from {pop=2.84, coleman=0.52, numsent=2, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=0.93, numword=1, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.14} orders: orig=15, rank=7, date=23 Thanks for the heads up I’ll be back in a couple days @3YearLetterman ranking=8.184372054245234 from {pop=3.1, coleman=0.23, numsent=1, flesch=0.89, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=1.42, numword=1, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.23} orders: orig=8, rank=8, date=13 Whoever did this deserves a Gatorade bath ranking=8.13560439630926 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.46, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.29, lix=0.09, time=0.69, numword=0, kincaid=0.37, fog=0.72} orders: orig=39, rank=9, date=28 Oh Christ ranking=7.61059104585692 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, pop=8.42, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.07, lix=0, time=1.91, numword=0, fog=0.04} orders: orig=2, rank=10, date=3 Well at least we finally know what Kurt meant by “put the biscuit in the basket”. Though the starvation metaphor wasn’t at all clear at the time. ranking=7.404756610038 from {coleman=0.45, numsent=2, flesch=1.14, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.25, lix=0, time=0.1, numword=2, kincaid=0.23, fog=0.42} orders: orig=12, rank=11, date=40 Imagine being a waterbed financier ranking=6.734459503015463 from {coleman=0.98, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.5, pop=2.4, numsent=1, flesch=1.68, ari=0.47, lix=0.99, time=1.76, numword=0, fog=0.9} orders: orig=10, rank=12, date=6 We found yet another lane, it seems! Gotta expand these highways to accommodate all this WIN ranking=6.6805202709198 from {coleman=0.6, numsent=2, flesch=1.23, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.24, lix=0, time=0.15, numword=1, kincaid=0.23, fog=0.42} orders: orig=13, rank=13, date=39 The best part is you know he’s losing his fucking mind over this. ranking=6.167755412267263 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.12, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=1.08, numword=1, kincaid=0.2, fog=0.25} orders: orig=41, rank=14, date=20 Kurt went delinquent on 8 straight payments ranking=5.718740850188092 from {coleman=0.77, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.35, lix=0.09, time=0.83, numword=0, kincaid=0.2, fog=0.43} orders: orig=33, rank=15, date=25 Kent is literally the worst person on earth ranking=5.18698147586999 from {coleman=0.54, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.19, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.18, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=0.05, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.42} orders: orig=36, rank=16, date=41 We are soldiers in your army Coach. ranking=4.835761292058203 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.27, numword=0, kincaid=0.04, fog=0.14} orders: orig=18, rank=17, date=16 I’m dern near in full death ranking=3.6333821951219516 from {coleman=0.33, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=1.22, numword=0, kincaid=-0.09, fog=0.1} orders: orig=14, rank=18, date=17 Fair to say he chose the thug life ranking=3.49597233299897 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.21, numsent=1, flesch=0.86, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.07, lix=0, time=0.4, numword=0, kincaid=-0.03, fog=0.16} orders: orig=32, rank=19, date=34 No fake news here ranking=2.8090409989179754 from {coleman=0.25, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.11, pop=3.98, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=1.66, numword=0, fog=0.08} orders: orig=25, rank=20, date=8 I am wheezing ranking=2.776208536585366 from {coleman=0.29, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, jac=0.5, kincaid=0.07, jrw=0.5, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=-0.13, lix=0.05, time=1.86, numword=0, fuzzy=2.2, fog=0.07} orders: orig=3, rank=21, date=4 Vandalism or truth… ranking=2.688864941483981 from {coleman=0.79, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.26, lix=0.05, time=0.79, numword=0, fog=0.73} orders: orig=30, rank=22, date=26 It gets better, coach. ranking=2.347088596260008 from {coleman=0.47, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, pop=3.05, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=1.37, numword=0, fog=0.08} orders: orig=27, rank=23, date=14 This is pure gold. ranking=2.15263373222112 from {coleman=0.25, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.11, pop=3.56, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=1.32, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.08} orders: orig=31, rank=24, date=15 Sounds illegal either way... ranking=1.6868862770173614 from {coleman=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.34, numsent=1, flesch=1.46, ari=0.33, lix=0, time=1.13, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.59} orders: orig=38, rank=25, date=19 Hello other Calvin & Hobbes avatar ranking=1.3369584111637025 from {coleman=0.86, numsent=1, flesch=1.68, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, ari=0.38, lix=0, time=0.59, numword=0, kincaid=0.5, fog=0.5} orders: orig=16, rank=26, date=30 Trooth ranking=1.179639483071109 from {coleman=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=1.52, numword=0, fog=0.02} orders: orig=26, rank=27, date=11 @PigeonForgeHOA you cannot miss this! ranking=0.3290590285557314 from {coleman=0.47, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, pop=2.2, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=0.2, numword=0, fog=0.08} orders: orig=35, rank=28, date=38 RIP Kurt 1959-2023 ranking=0.21150887348184988 from {coleman=0.25, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, pop=2.31, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.19, lix=0, time=0.88, numword=0, fog=0.04} orders: orig=23, rank=29, date=24 TRUTH is a hard thing… ranking=0.1180197131304932 from {coleman=0.22, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=1.03, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.1} orders: orig=22, rank=30, date=21 Dang ranking=-0.19380233146833903 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=-0.1, lix=0, time=0.98, numword=0, fog=0.02} orders: orig=29, rank=31, date=22 ranking=-1.2926829268292683 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.71, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=11, rank=32, date=7 Kieth is a known deadbeat ranking=-1.5991251219512193 from {coleman=0.45, numsent=1, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=0.49, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=40, rank=33, date=32 There’s no stopping it now! ranking=-1.9843850609756106 from {coleman=0.32, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=-0.08, lix=0, time=0.25, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.08} orders: orig=17, rank=34, date=37 “Ted” ranking=-2.138118292682927 from {coleman=0.1, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.34, lix=0, time=1.18, numword=0, kincaid=-0.16, fog=0.02} orders: orig=20, rank=35, date=18 He’s the worst ranking=-2.1651006097560983 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.07, lix=0, time=0.44, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.04} orders: orig=9, rank=36, date=33 ranking=-2.3658536585365852 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.64, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=28, rank=37, date=29 ranking=-2.4634146341463414 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.54, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=5, rank=38, date=31 ranking=-2.658536585365854 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.35, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=34, rank=39, date=35 ranking=-2.707317073170732 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.3, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=4, rank=40, date=36 LMAO ranking=-4.169093902439025 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, caps=-3.0, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=-0.1, lix=0, time=1.61, numword=0, fog=0.02} orders: orig=21, rank=41, date=9

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 11:47:10: Oh Christ
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[original: #16, ranking: #56, date: #41] From @in_cathie on 02/18/23 12:31:06 Damn they locked it now [original: #4, ranking: #45, date: #31] From @puma2289 on 02/18/23 12:01:25 Gold, Jerry! Gold! [original: #6, ranking: #41, date: #49] From @gunrwilson on 02/18/23 02:25:25
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Coach, you are the leader America needs right now. You have the power to take down the bankrupt rich and powerful weaklings who open doors with ease. You are the leader of men, women and youth football players. From this day, to the end of my days, I will follow you. [original: #52, ranking: #2, date: #50] From @mydepthlessgaze on 02/18/23 04:36:42 Beautiful [original: #53, ranking: #9, date: #4] From @md_something_ on 02/18/23 11:48:09 I almost feel sorry for Kurt. Twitter has broken his brain. [original: #56, ranking: #15, date: #8] From @voodoochild35 on 02/18/23 11:49:00
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Didn't you go to prom with him? [original: #47, ranking: #27, date: #9] From @bvtech on 02/18/23 11:49:06 #Stalker [original: #49, ranking: #30, date: #6] From @mavolity on 02/18/23 11:48:38 [original: #50, ranking: #39, date: #13] From @crimlawyer2 on 02/18/23 11:49:33 It’s better now [original: #51, ranking: #44, date: #15] From @jimhalpertplus on 02/18/23 11:49:40 [original: #48, ranking: #46, date: #38] From @oklahomadrills on 02/18/23 12:29:07 [original: #55, ranking: #49, date: #1] From @placeholder_handle on 12/31/69 04:00:00 [original: #54, ranking: #51, date: #14] From @7seasjimz on 02/18/23 11:49:34
show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1627030369336713216, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:40:43 (HIGH,5,337,7,85112) Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …] [tweet: 1627031993782353920, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:47:10 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Oh Christ] [tweet: 1627033891537313792, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:54:43 (HIGH,91,2113,27,133863) I am wheezing] [tweet: 1627035579497193473, from: @puma2289 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:01:25 (HIGH,,2,,982) Damn they locked it now] [tweet: 1627042975112138753, from: @jlbucs (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:30:48 (HIGH,,2,,610) I hope it cites a reference to his relationship with Lord Maple Syrup] [tweet: 1627071818237620226, from: @gunrwilson (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:25:25 (HIGH,,2,,152) Gold, Jerry! Gold!] [tweet: 1627033881793921026, from: @grimphilo (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:54:40 (HIGH,,23,,1097) Not a single one, Kurt?] [tweet: 1627032538668740609, from: @deethadeveloper (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:20 (HIGH,,15,1,1315) You’ve created your own Project Mayhem] [tweet: 1627069797149347844, from: @juliettinkerbug (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:17:23 (HIGH,,3,,448) This is the best thing I have seen thus far this year. I am in awe.] [tweet: 1627068514522767363, from: @drjohnwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:12:17 (HIGH,,3,,620) Damn, Coach. It's like you've got the entire Georgia front line downfield blocking. Championship rings for all!] [tweet: 1627034711569702912, from: @frevertchris (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:57:58 (HIGH,,28,,1881) Opens doors with ease..,] [tweet: 1627032740766928896, from: @styve145 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:08 (HIGH,,3,1,795) god bless the internetz] [tweet: 1627055072835407872, from: @dgusmcsgt (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:18:53 (HIGH,,2,,122) They forgot to mention that he's never gotten a Gatorade bath in his life. Wikipedia needs to not alligator-arm the facts, Coach.] [tweet: 1627159678995300353, from: @dadwhodads (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:14:33 (HIGH,0,,,70) That's glorious] [tweet: 1627061411594801152, from: @cincynomad (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:44:04 (HIGH,0,,,279) insane how much makeup he has on in this picture] [tweet: 1627043047975587841, from: @in_cathie (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:31:06 (HIGH,0,,,180) [empty]] [tweet: 1627133789351583744, from: @heatheroleson1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:31:40 (HIGH,,1,,97) Wait, wtf?? The truth about Kurt made it to Wikipedia???] [tweet: 1627042527286272001, from: @inthecheapseat1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:29:02 (HIGH,,3,,549) Worst, non SEC, back up, freshman, redshirt, transfer portal, punter ( on IR) in HISTORY.] [tweet: 1627033483590922241, from: @juvenilebluster (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:53:05 (HIGH,,12,,1275) Wikipedia just giving the facts, Coach.] [tweet: 1627152347645489153, from: @freckledrichard (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:25 (HIGH,,1,,224) This Wikipedia terrorism is just] [tweet: 1627032544167464960, from: @presznchampion (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:21 (HIGH,1,2,1,2077) Oh Christ? You mean Paul Chryst?] [tweet: 1627032922237837312, from: @verydadisms (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:52 (HIGH,,1,,277) Coach DOES like making unannounced visits up here to the South of the North...] [tweet: 1627051677474865153, from: @anders750 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:05:23 (HIGH,0,,,279) It is all about the lack of an own waterbed.] [tweet: 1627045517703409666, from: @inkywantachoke (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:40:55 (HIGH,,2,,430) Why did I have to see this in line at the post office] [tweet: 1627033014084435968, from: @rhett0ric (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:51:14 (HIGH,,3,,1083) It’s also missing “And always finances his waterbed”.] [tweet: 1627041125784784896, from: @ba6116 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:23:28 (HIGH,,1,,285) [empty]] [tweet: 1627032282740703232, from: @jpod279 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:48:19 (HIGH,,6,,937) [empty]] [tweet: 1627037463637295104, from: @inkywantachoke (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:08:54 (HIGH,,4,,501) I can die in peace now] [tweet: 1627152214019182595, from: @andyserwin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:53 (HIGH,0,,,403) What is Lenny gonna say about you using the C word…..] [tweet: 1627033532903063552, from: @max_boehler (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:53:17 (HIGH,1,75,,2620) [empty]] [tweet: 1627032947512549377, from: @bobcole (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:58 (HIGH,,2,1,197) What’s funny is, this is factually correct and therefore should not be edited off the page…] [tweet: 1627152906146250756, from: @ch0_______ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:47:38 (HIGH,0,,,13) My thoughts exactly] [tweet: 1627041586734571520, from: @aquacatehs (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:25:17 (HIGH,,1,,512) I can’t even with his one] [tweet: 1627032553382154240, from: @petegkelly (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:24 (HIGH,,47,,3183) Yessss] [tweet: 1627032441671266304, from: @rob4apples (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:48:57 (HIGH,,9,1,911) Keith bobbed when he should have weaved] [tweet: 1627034372569456640, from: @elt2jv_ssbn739 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:56:37 (HIGH,,1,,67) Who?] [tweet: 1627033269035491330, from: @codydmeyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:52:14 (HIGH,,9,,1682) [empty]] [tweet: 1627054731658162176, from: @nschell1982 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:17:31 (HIGH,0,,,166) Guy sucks coach. He never had a real leader in his life. Born loser] [tweet: 1627034127571484673, from: @musictheory_phd (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:55:39 (HIGH,,1,,444) Holy fuck they did it] [tweet: 1627042714545180672, from: @vulcangod02 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:29:46 (HIGH,,2,,323) [empty]] [tweet: 1627032771972702209, from: @jdflippintees (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:16 (HIGH,,1,,739) [empty]] [tweet: 1627032876972916737, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:41 (HIGH,1,2,,361) [empty]] [tweet: 1627037644332097536, from: @polkhigh4td (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:09:37 (HIGH,0,,,214) [empty]] [tweet: 1627036735975874560, from: @magnumo28311564 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:06:01 (HIGH,0,,,181) Hes a Theo] [tweet: 1627033532483641346, from: @jezmundberz (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:53:17 (HIGH,,3,,330) [empty]] [tweet: 1627163162821664768, from: @vicvinces (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:28:23 (HIGH,0,,,12) He is 100 percent going to break something he owns out of anger when he reads it.] [tweet: 1627032480858673155, from: @bvtech (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:06 (LOW,0,,,148) Didn't you go to prom with him?] [tweet: 1627042549776134145, from: @oklahomadrills (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:29:07 (LOW,,3,,90) [empty]] [tweet: 1627032360071106565, from: @mavolity (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:48:38 (LOW,0,,,169) #Stalker] [tweet: 1627032593500897280, from: @crimlawyer2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:33 (LOW,,4,,137) [empty]] [tweet: 1627032621875167235, from: @jimhalpertplus (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:40 (LOW,0,,,141) It’s better now] [tweet: 1627104857546010624, from: @mydepthlessgaze (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:36:42 (LOW,0,,,22) Coach, you are the leader America needs right now. You have the power to take down the bankrupt rich and powerful weaklings who open doors with ease. You are the leader of men, women and youth football players. From this day, to the end of my days, I will follow you.] [tweet: 1627032240726368256, from: @md_something_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:48:09 (LOW,,1,,353) Beautiful] [tweet: 1627032596202000384, from: @7seasjimz (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:34 (LOW,0,,,137) [empty]] [tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]] [tweet: 1627032453717327872, from: @voodoochild35 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:00 (ABUSIVE,,1,,128) I almost feel sorry for Kurt. Twitter has broken his brain.] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited … ranking=13.925324664176596 from {pop=6.59, coleman=0.88, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.42, lix=0.06, time=1.97, numword=0, kincaid=0.33, fog=0.46} orders: orig=1, rank=1, date=2 Coach, you are the leader America needs right now. You have the power to take down the bankrupt rich and powerful weaklings who open doors with ease. You are the leader of men, women and youth football players. From this day, to the end of my days, I will follow you. ranking=12.232155442463878 from {coleman=0.42, numsent=4, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=0.25, numword=5, kincaid=0.21, fog=0.34} orders: orig=52, rank=2, date=50 Oh Christ? You mean Paul Chryst? ranking=9.89347925396445 from {coleman=0.44, smog=0.3, kincaid=-0.13, jrw=0.41, pop=2.49, numsent=2, flesch=0.81, ari=-0.01, lix=0, time=1.65, numword=0, fuzzy=1.9, fog=0.07} orders: orig=21, rank=3, date=11 Wikipedia just giving the facts, Coach. ranking=9.492587102138826 from {coleman=0.79, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.23, pop=3.18, numsent=1, flesch=1.27, ari=0.34, lix=0, time=1.22, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.46} orders: orig=19, rank=4, date=23 What’s funny is, this is factually correct and therefore should not be edited off the page… ranking=9.477432372936624 from {coleman=0.55, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.3, pop=2.2, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, ari=0.38, lix=0.05, time=1.33, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.44} orders: orig=31, rank=5, date=20 You’ve created your own Project Mayhem ranking=9.350189490060842 from {coleman=0.81, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.15, pop=3.56, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.33, lix=0.08, time=1.68, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.1} orders: orig=8, rank=6, date=10 Damn, Coach. It's like you've got the entire Georgia front line downfield blocking. Championship rings for all! ranking=9.339000092387751 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.81, numsent=3, flesch=1.12, cos=0, smog=0.62, ari=0.33, lix=0, time=0.36, numword=1, kincaid=0.11, fog=0.24} orders: orig=10, rank=7, date=47 They forgot to mention that he's never gotten a Gatorade bath in his life. Wikipedia needs to not alligator-arm the facts, Coach. ranking=9.242123347196484 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.51, numsent=2, flesch=1.22, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=0.43, numword=2, kincaid=0.25, fog=0.4} orders: orig=13, rank=8, date=45 Beautiful ranking=8.866876880922256 from {coleman=1.87, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=1.02, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=2.48, ari=1.08, lix=0.99, time=1.9, numword=0, fog=2.03} orders: orig=53, rank=9, date=4 It’s also missing “And always finances his waterbed”. ranking=8.528660598161792 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.86, numsent=1, flesch=1.46, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.42, lix=0.09, time=1.29, numword=0, kincaid=0.37, fog=0.43} orders: orig=25, rank=10, date=21 I hope it cites a reference to his relationship with Lord Maple Syrup ranking=8.469891579811923 from {coleman=0.51, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.39, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.37, ari=0.29, lix=0, time=0.61, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.57} orders: orig=5, rank=11, date=40 Keith bobbed when he should have weaved ranking=7.968958501643435 from {pop=3.14, coleman=0.6, numsent=1, flesch=0.85, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=1.79, numword=0, kincaid=-0.05, fog=0.14} orders: orig=35, rank=12, date=7 Coach DOES like making unannounced visits up here to the South of the North... ranking=7.7700375952079686 from {coleman=0.52, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.26, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.33, lix=0, time=1.36, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.43} orders: orig=22, rank=13, date=19 Worst, non SEC, back up, freshman, redshirt, transfer portal, punter ( on IR) in HISTORY. ranking=7.761784469228055 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.6, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.39, lix=0.07, time=0.72, numword=1, kincaid=0.34, fog=0.28} orders: orig=18, rank=14, date=37 I almost feel sorry for Kurt. Twitter has broken his brain. ranking=7.536526726014491 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.47, numsent=2, flesch=1.07, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.08, lix=0, time=1.75, numword=1, kincaid=0.08, fog=0.12} orders: orig=56, rank=15, date=8 I am wheezing ranking=7.235154276420893 from {coleman=0.29, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.07, pop=8.45, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=-0.13, lix=0.05, time=1.08, numword=0, fog=0.07} orders: orig=3, rank=16, date=27 Wait, wtf?? The truth about Kurt made it to Wikipedia??? ranking=6.498401229466402 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.42, numsent=2, flesch=1.09, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=0.22, numword=1, kincaid=0.09, fog=0.3} orders: orig=17, rank=17, date=51 This is the best thing I have seen thus far this year. I am in awe. ranking=6.393269290656626 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.14, numsent=2, flesch=0.86, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.13, lix=0, time=0.33, numword=1, kincaid=-0.03, fog=0.16} orders: orig=9, rank=18, date=48 Guy sucks coach. He never had a real leader in his life. Born loser ranking=6.115555952380952 from {coleman=0.31, numsent=3, flesch=1.01, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.08, lix=0, time=0.47, numword=1, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=38, rank=19, date=44 Why did I have to see this in line at the post office ranking=5.701097108372638 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.14, numsent=1, flesch=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0, lix=0, time=0.54, numword=1, kincaid=0.11, fog=0.26} orders: orig=24, rank=20, date=42 He is 100 percent going to break something he owns out of anger when he reads it. ranking=5.329951549101804 from {coleman=0.32, numsent=1, flesch=1.15, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.25, lix=0, time=0.04, numword=1, kincaid=0.29, fog=0.46} orders: orig=46, rank=21, date=56 I can die in peace now ranking=4.912776065489359 from {pop=2.08, coleman=0.05, numsent=1, flesch=0.84, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.25, lix=0, time=0.86, numword=0, kincaid=-0.07, fog=0.13} orders: orig=28, rank=22, date=33 insane how much makeup he has on in this picture ranking=4.763792142857143 from {coleman=0.36, numsent=1, flesch=1.14, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=0.4, numword=1, kincaid=0.19, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.2} orders: orig=15, rank=23, date=46 Yessss ranking=4.43158763941286 from {coleman=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=4.55, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=1.61, numword=0, fog=0.02} orders: orig=34, rank=24, date=12 It is all about the lack of an own waterbed. ranking=4.362335 from {coleman=0.22, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=0.5, numword=1, kincaid=0.13, fog=0.2} orders: orig=23, rank=25, date=43 What is Lenny gonna say about you using the C word….. ranking=4.214721428571428 from {coleman=0.29, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.06, lix=0, time=0.18, numword=1, kincaid=0.14, fog=0.23} orders: orig=29, rank=26, date=52 Didn't you go to prom with him? ranking=3.778810714285714 from {coleman=0.1, numsent=1, flesch=0.84, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.21, lix=0, time=1.72, numword=0, kincaid=-0.07, fog=0.13} orders: orig=47, rank=27, date=9 I can’t even with his one ranking=3.7202171805599455 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.1, numsent=1, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.24, lix=0, time=0.75, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=33, rank=28, date=36 god bless the internetz ranking=3.6031160445892505 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.19, pop=2.4, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, ari=0.21, lix=0, time=1.47, numword=0, fog=0.59} orders: orig=12, rank=29, date=16 #Stalker ranking=3.4585785714285713 from {coleman=1.28, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.43, numsent=1, flesch=1.64, ari=0.61, lix=0.99, time=1.83, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.02} orders: orig=49, rank=30, date=6 ranking=3.209009349963864 from {pop=5.04, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.18, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=30, rank=31, date=24 Opens doors with ease.., ranking=3.058849905020864 from {coleman=0.54, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, pop=4.03, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=0.97, numword=0, fog=0.08} orders: orig=11, rank=32, date=30 Oh Christ ranking=2.7244464285714285 from {coleman=0.39, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, jac=0.5, kincaid=-0.15, jrw=0.5, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.07, lix=0, time=1.93, numword=0, fuzzy=2.5, fog=0.04} orders: orig=2, rank=33, date=3 Not a single one, Kurt? ranking=2.137654253631952 from {coleman=0.22, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, pop=3.83, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=1.11, numword=0, fog=0.1} orders: orig=7, rank=34, date=26 This Wikipedia terrorism is just ranking=2.007270992658571 from {coleman=0.86, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.39, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.51, ari=0.38, lix=0.08, time=0.15, numword=0, fog=0.9} orders: orig=20, rank=35, date=53 That's glorious ranking=1.838578571428571 from {coleman=1.57, numsent=1, flesch=1.64, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.84, lix=0.99, time=0.08, numword=0, kincaid=0.43, fog=0.02} orders: orig=14, rank=36, date=55 ranking=1.3420495069308576 from {pop=2.49, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.86, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=27, rank=37, date=5 ranking=1.1403717578961645 from {pop=2.9, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.25, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=37, rank=38, date=22 ranking=0.6508701131084071 from {pop=2.08, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.58, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=50, rank=39, date=13 ranking=0.338767291912456 from {pop=1.95, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.4, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=42, rank=40, date=18 Gold, Jerry! Gold! ranking=0.10720031350084314 from {coleman=0.49, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=1.39, numsent=2, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.01, lix=0, time=0.29, numword=0, fog=0.04} orders: orig=6, rank=41, date=49 ranking=-0.06538338791480225 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.15, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=45, rank=42, date=25 My thoughts exactly ranking=-0.17030714285714282 from {coleman=0.88, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.34, lix=0.99, time=0.11, numword=0, kincaid=0.07, fog=0.07} orders: orig=32, rank=43, date=54 It’s better now ranking=-0.2211249999999998 from {coleman=0.54, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.04, lix=0, time=1.5, numword=0, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.04} orders: orig=51, rank=44, date=15 Damn they locked it now ranking=-0.27126421030868064 from {coleman=0.33, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=0.93, numword=0, fog=0.1} orders: orig=4, rank=45, date=31 ranking=-0.5296691022005164 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.68, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=48, rank=46, date=38 ranking=-0.878281390868626 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.43, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=41, rank=47, date=17 ranking=-0.9708484960229665 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.65, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=40, rank=48, date=39 ranking=-1.0 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=2, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=55, rank=49, date=1 Holy fuck they did it ranking=-1.0692685337257692 from {coleman=0.22, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=1.04, numword=0, fog=0.1} orders: orig=39, rank=50, date=28 ranking=-1.4642857142857142 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.54, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=54, rank=51, date=14 ranking=-1.521138533725769 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.79, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=26, rank=52, date=35 Who? ranking=-1.6157028194400551 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.1, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.34, lix=0, time=1, numword=0, kincaid=-0.16, fog=0.02} orders: orig=36, rank=53, date=29 ranking=-2.178571428571429 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.83, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=43, rank=54, date=34 Hes a Theo ranking=-2.3432595238095257 from {coleman=-0, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.13, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, ari=-0.36, lix=0, time=0.9, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.07} orders: orig=44, rank=55, date=32 ranking=-2.428571428571429 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.58, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=16, rank=56, date=41

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 11:40:43: Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …
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Tried... [original: #10, ranking: #7, date: #3] From @tomgoldstein on 02/18/23 11:43:19 Lolllll [original: #13, ranking: #9, date: #11] From @jimmyjames720 on 02/18/23 12:04:49 [original: #11, ranking: #10, date: #4] From @3yearletterman on 02/18/23 11:45:21 It's locked [original: #12, ranking: #13, date: #13] From @nagel79 on 02/18/23 05:03:58
show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1627030369336713216, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:40:43 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …] [tweet: 1627031993782353920, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:47:10 (HIGH,65,2028,51,166983) Oh Christ] [tweet: 1627033891537313792, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:54:43 (HIGH,91,2116,27,134156) I am wheezing] [tweet: 1627036823351595008, from: @ma1arky (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:06:22 (HIGH,,3,,386) His apartment not only lacks a view of the parking lot, but is also not a corner unit] [tweet: 0, from: @wsj (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,15,62,,1100320) Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.] [tweet: 1627031793697460231, from: @jmorizwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:46:23 (HIGH,,8,1,904) [empty]] [tweet: 1627031910018068483, from: @jmorizwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:46:50 (HIGH,0,,,146) Got it just in time because it just got deleted.] [tweet: 1627032755707207680, from: @srachac (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:12 (HIGH,1,9,,567) [empty]] [tweet: 1627031669315174400, from: @renegadenole85 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:45:53 (HIGH,,2,,144) They dragged Rosanne, soooo…] [tweet: 1627031024226955265, from: @tomgoldstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:43:19 (LOW,,20,1,441) Tried...] [tweet: 1627031534946422784, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:45:21 (LOW,,8,,482) [empty]] [tweet: 1627111719725039617, from: @nagel79 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:58 (LOW,0,,,22) It's locked] [tweet: 1627036432782209025, from: @jimmyjames720 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:04:49 (LOW,,2,,168) Lolllll] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale. ranking=14.938582716161998 from {coleman=0.83, cos=0.48, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.21, pop=5.13, numsent=2, flesch=1.26, ari=0.35, lix=0.05, time=2, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.5} orders: orig=5, rank=1, date=1 Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited … ranking=14.872401403659014 from {coleman=0.88, smog=0.85, jac=0.5, kincaid=0.33, jrw=0.5, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, ari=0.42, lix=0.06, time=1.85, numword=0, fuzzy=6.65, fog=0.46} orders: orig=1, rank=2, date=2 His apartment not only lacks a view of the parking lot, but is also not a corner unit ranking=7.600293778869973 from {coleman=0.31, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.33, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=1.2, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=0.31, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.48} orders: orig=4, rank=3, date=12 I am wheezing ranking=6.880404260604916 from {coleman=0.29, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.07, pop=8.45, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=-0.13, lix=0.05, time=0.62, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.07} orders: orig=3, rank=4, date=10 Oh Christ ranking=6.632117044069113 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, pop=8.42, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=-0.07, lix=0, time=0.93, numword=0, fog=0.04} orders: orig=2, rank=5, date=8 Got it just in time because it just got deleted. ranking=5.351258076923076 from {coleman=0.33, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.08, lix=0, time=1.08, numword=1, kincaid=0.13, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.2} orders: orig=7, rank=6, date=7 Tried... ranking=3.750120182078012 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=3.81, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=0.14, lix=0, time=1.7, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.02} orders: orig=10, rank=7, date=3 They dragged Rosanne, soooo… ranking=2.2126222457352753 from {coleman=0.91, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=0.39, lix=0.11, time=1.39, numword=0, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.08} orders: orig=9, rank=8, date=5 Lolllll ranking=1.648982822658351 from {coleman=1.28, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=0.61, lix=0.99, time=0.47, numword=0, fog=0.02} orders: orig=13, rank=9, date=11 ranking=1.3110502607013197 from {pop=2.78, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.54, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=11, rank=10, date=4 ranking=1.2752916684926539 from {pop=3.05, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.24, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=6, rank=11, date=6 ranking=0.8137532069541923 from {pop=3.05, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.77, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=8, rank=12, date=9 It's locked ranking=-1.5650038461538474 from {coleman=0.98, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=0.16, numword=0, kincaid=-0.16, fog=0.02} orders: orig=12, rank=13, date=13

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 06:08:39: This is some amazing teamwork by everyone #LarryDykstra
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[original: #7, ranking: #126, date: #94] From @illmatic808 on 02/18/23 09:56:26 [original: #39, ranking: #125, date: #87] From @srforms on 02/18/23 09:20:11 Was bound to happen [original: #6, ranking: #122, date: #129] From @smcinern on 02/18/23 08:10:11 This is next level [original: #10, ranking: #118, date: #109] From @ericofthehousee on 02/18/23 02:03:26 Never mess with the Coach [original: #31, ranking: #114, date: #89] From @avittiacharro on 02/18/23 09:29:52 [original: #13, ranking: #112, date: #7] From @grubberto on 02/18/23 06:12:47 Good. Golly. [original: #24, ranking: #108, date: #85] From @oversolly on 02/18/23 08:55:10 His page is locked now [original: #41, ranking: #105, date: #13] From @realunclebingo on 02/18/23 06:16:57 This is pure internet gold. [original: #22, ranking: #104, date: #78] From @albinomachina on 02/18/23 08:23:43 Teamwork makes the dream work [original: #37, ranking: #103, date: #100] From @ashevillecomics on 02/18/23 10:22:36 Goddamn. This is so beautiful. [original: #2, ranking: #95, date: #45] From @jthom7248 on 02/18/23 06:52:57 Even @scoopfurly13 has to acknowledge this [original: #16, ranking: #92, date: #54] From @smokin_steve_72 on 02/18/23 07:04:07
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I wish I could have contributed but I’m still banned from Wikipedia after the Lord Maple Leaf incident [original: #100, ranking: #8, date: #26] From @trevors82904018 on 02/18/23 06:28:30 Time to update the HOA website to show that Larry is banned [original: #113, ranking: #9, date: #2] From @pigeonforgehoa on 02/18/23 06:10:14 Some baseball players hit rock bottom when football took its place as America's pastime. [original: #93, ranking: #13, date: #8] From @2xpresidentford on 02/18/23 06:13:14 Let he among us that has not defaulted on a loan for a waterbed cast the first stone. [original: #105, ranking: #14, date: #6] From @davesinger24 on 02/18/23 06:12:08 This has that same feeling I had when General Schwarzkopf used to take the podium and describe the annihilation of Saddam’s defenses. Fvck, Lanny never had a prayer. [original: #127, ranking: #18, date: #27] From @matteodinero on 02/18/23 06:29:44 I had no idea Wikipedia banned people. But at least you paid that price doing God’s work. [original: #101, ranking: #21, date: #29] From @uncfinder on 02/18/23 06:30:05 Blocked, too, coach. I just petted a Bulldog and Lenny blocked me. He's still bitter over the 86 Mets losing the world series, and he's shorter than me by a lot, Napoleon Ice Cream complexes. [original: #115, ranking: #24, date: #88] From @dogedonutsfor on 02/18/23 09:20:14 Blocking the First Amendment. That’s some pure T Soviet Union shit right there. [original: #130, ranking: #26, date: #36] From @uncfinder on 02/18/23 06:36:56 Coach, suffice to say you’ve assembled the Swedish knife of a team amongst your followers. [original: #112, ranking: #27, date: #12] From @siredward121520 on 02/18/23 06:16:19 Coach in all seriousness, would you consider trials for your twitter followers in order to secure a spot in your football team? [original: #110, ranking: #30, date: #70] From @dontatmebruhdam on 02/18/23 08:06:02 Coach, ask chat GPT why Lenny’s waterbed was repossessed. You won’t be disappointed [original: #107, ranking: #32, date: #28] From @peytonmanthing0 on 02/18/23 06:30:00 This is the best part… I remember him from Real Sports. He once had a Maybach. Firs time I saw one; hell heard of it. [original: #111, ranking: #36, date: #99] From @heinushen on 02/18/23 10:14:08 Everyone needs to be aware that his daughter-in-law is a member of the Soprano Crime Family. [original: #99, ranking: #38, date: #119] From @froiland on 02/18/23 06:37:20 I missed the Beef O’Brady’s Tab. Pure gold. [original: #109, ranking: #41, date: #19] From @durdeninski on 02/18/23 06:20:25
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I have not been this proud since my son snotted that pussy QB in Pop Warner, literally in tears, great job team. [original: #126, ranking: #44, date: #93] From @kellyoleksak on 02/18/23 09:51:16 Wtf I got blocked by Lanny?1?1 [original: #129, ranking: #53, date: #34] From @1staoutlet on 02/18/23 06:33:40 While Larry is probably close to right about you, I don’t care. Still funny. [original: #128, ranking: #57, date: #68] From @giantpoke on 02/18/23 07:57:24 Wikipedia has locked it down and deleted the edits [original: #118, ranking: #67, date: #66] From @krisdelay on 02/18/23 07:45:59 Coach, spring training can't come soon enough. You're losing it. [original: #125, ranking: #68, date: #117] From @md_something_ on 02/18/23 06:00:55 Oh this is Twitter and this is why I'm here. [original: #120, ranking: #85, date: #120] From @realdaveguy on 02/18/23 07:49:56 @3YearLetterman @LennyDykstra [original: #123, ranking: #100, date: #37] From @peytonmanthing0 on 02/18/23 06:39:42 @WaterbedC @chainsawwade [original: #124, ranking: #101, date: #39] From @uncfinder on 02/18/23 06:45:11 [original: #119, ranking: #119, date: #55] From @tattoo_harry on 02/18/23 07:08:12 [original: #121, ranking: #123, date: #122] From @realdaveguy on 02/18/23 07:54:31 WHO DID THIS [original: #122, ranking: #130, date: #127] From @prizesgames on 02/18/23 08:05:27
show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1626955505426915329, from: @ga14outcast (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:43:14 (HIGH,,2,,301) That mediocre baseball career went down the drain with a few rants and some visits to Beef O’Bradys] [tweet: 1626957948865093634, from: @jthom7248 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:52:57 (HIGH,0,,,296) Goddamn. This is so beautiful.] [tweet: 0, from: @droneraceleague (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,13,129,4,1487982) From the track to the sky, who doesn’t love racing? Experience the 2022-23 DRL @Algorand World Championship Season's #Miami30FLY race LIVE at @loanDepotpark on Feb 25. Use code RACING for 2-for-1 tickets: http://bit.ly/3Cp6mSE?twclid=2-1vjkb1sjueq0opqpb2oceivbj #fpv #drone #racing #motorsports] [tweet: 1626957889096110081, from: @gregkeithdeal (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:52:42 (HIGH,0,,,140) I’m a bit late to this. Didn’t Benny tweet about his three-legged lawyer?] [tweet: 1626957827133546498, from: @joshsburneracct (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:52:28 (HIGH,3,125,7,21422) [empty]] [tweet: 1627158580590673924, from: @smcinern (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:10:11 (HIGH,0,,,39) Was bound to happen] [tweet: 1627004125056749569, from: @illmatic808 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:56:26 (HIGH,0,,,37) [empty]] [tweet: 1626960200577036288, from: @imjdsharp (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:01:53 (HIGH,,1,,992) You might be the most insecure guy on the internet] [tweet: 1626980705455710208, from: @billy_tyler_x (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:23:22 (HIGH,,2,,137) JD, You need to turn your laptop and tax returns over to coach so we can get some accountability. What do you have to hide?] [tweet: 1627066283291467785, from: @ericofthehousee (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:03:26 (HIGH,0,,,49) This is next level] [tweet: 1626949131255132163, from: @tonyposnanski (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 06:17:54 (HIGH,,130,,5774) The Beef O’Bradys tab is epic.] [tweet: 1626949422910173191, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:19:04 (HIGH,1,9,,610) That was the one that made me spit coffee.] [tweet: 1626947844161564673, from: @grubberto (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:12:47 (HIGH,0,,,582) [empty]] [tweet: 1626957557263912961, from: @bobbywws (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:51:23 (HIGH,0,,,679) Holy shit this is the gift that keeps on giving!] [tweet: 1626960311029837826, from: @smokin_steve_72 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:02:20 (HIGH,,4,1,1365) He has one World Series ring with the Mets. But zero SEC championships. These are just facts.] [tweet: 1626960761523240962, from: @smokin_steve_72 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:04:07 (HIGH,,1,1,238) Even @scoopfurly13 has to acknowledge this] [tweet: 1626977196899201024, from: @crashmcdents (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:09:26 (HIGH,0,,,178) I'm not crying, it something in my eye, I swear.] [tweet: 1626960358467330048, from: @theabidingbudda (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:02:31 (HIGH,15,499,12,76826) [empty]] [tweet: 1627006308904755202, from: @ga14outcast (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:05:07 (HIGH,,8,,836) I’ve heard enough. I rescind my offer to serve the Dykstra family as guide to North Georgia. This includes a morning of gold panning in Dahlonega, followed by lunch at Beef O’Bradys, then a cool tubing run in Helen followed by dinner and beer at the Hofbrauhaus] [tweet: 1627006350709469188, from: @cowboysnation (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:05:16 (HIGH,1,57,2,21365) Reading the revisions pages within Wikipedia is quite a sight to see] [tweet: 1626953328688070658, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:34:35 (HIGH,1,25,,988) It’s hilarious that his Wiki page is locked. “We’ve taken strong action to ensure that Wikipedia shows only his TRUE history of crimes, jail time, and fraud. This ‘Beef O’Brady’s’ misinformation must stop.”] [tweet: 1626980794425024520, from: @albinomachina (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:23:43 (HIGH,0,,,177) This is pure internet gold.] [tweet: 1626949174804586498, from: @realabedrinkin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:18:05 (HIGH,0,,,220) Now THIS belongs in the TWITTER HOF] [tweet: 1626988706811764737, from: @oversolly (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:55:10 (HIGH,0,,,78) Good. Golly.] [tweet: 1626962007433027591, from: @zink273 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:09:04 (HIGH,,5,,906) I am amazed that Wikipedia does not mention the bare spot on Larry’s living room floor where there is NOT a suit of armor.] [tweet: 1626952932632543232, from: @jpod279 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:33:01 (HIGH,,1,,383) I think we have surpassed Lord Mapleleaf.] [tweet: 1626978753640374273, from: @treechallah (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:15:37 (HIGH,,1,,295) larry, larry, larry….. some people just never learn coach.] [tweet: 1626998015037788160, from: @amya1a (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:32:09 (HIGH,,6,,1133) I never thought you’d top the #LordMapleleaf saga, but this may have done it.] [tweet: 1626981176580743168, from: @jeff_et_cetera (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:25:15 (HIGH,,8,,850) This just demonstrates how Coach is an incredible leader of men.] [tweet: 1627158367113183234, from: @agill99 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:09:20 (HIGH,0,,,11) File under: generally, life ain't fair....but it is sometimes] [tweet: 1626997439377944576, from: @avittiacharro (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:29:52 (HIGH,0,,,36) Never mess with the Coach] [tweet: 1626949626581467136, from: @pauld30338 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:19:52 (HIGH,4,45,11,31087) [empty]] [tweet: 1626952892258082818, from: @dennis_walls (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:32:51 (HIGH,,1,1,437) I read the whole thing looking for a reference to Coach…] [tweet: 1626951038572851203, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:25:29 (HIGH,1,29,,671) I want to thank @BEEFOBRADY for banning Lonny Dykstra. When I’m paying to give my wife and 5 kids a luxury, sophisticated dining experience, I don’t need an old man raving about “the Jews” sitting at the next table.] [tweet: 1627005945157939202, from: @chrislake808 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:03:40 (HIGH,,2,,338) Pretty awesome. He's the only person I know that has me blocked so if someone could please introduce Lanny to Nick Adams so we get a tirade on how Paul Hogan was really making fun of middle class Aussies and how Australia is controlled by secular Jews, I would be appreciative.] [tweet: 1626964553773772802, from: @seansheffield5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:19:11 (HIGH,,1,,372) Damn, learned some new Louie facts today] [tweet: 1627010712705835009, from: @ashevillecomics (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:22:36 (HIGH,0,,,87) Teamwork makes the dream work] [tweet: 1626958467587100672, from: @droopy3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:55:00 (HIGH,,13,,1168) I wish I could have been there when Lanny saw his wiki page] [tweet: 1626995004756426752, from: @srforms (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:20:11 (HIGH,0,,,92) [empty]] [tweet: 1627076574993604610, from: @risksrewards (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:44:19 (HIGH,0,,,89) People are looking over at me in the gym because I keep laughing at this. Still am. Thanks Coach!] [tweet: 1626948889658986498, from: @realunclebingo (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:16:57 (HIGH,,1,,493) His page is locked now] [tweet: 1626956795787845632, from: @andrewgraceffa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:48:22 (HIGH,0,,,696) A one-sided feud for the ages.] [tweet: 1626964767138095110, from: @cowsinspace87 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:20:02 (HIGH,,35,1,2695) They locked the edit button] [tweet: 1626987663151489025, from: @taoandrewone (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:51:01 (HIGH,,2,,184) The real page is much more horrifying than the fictional stuff.] [tweet: 1627001164523765760, from: @stephencole541 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:44:40 (HIGH,,1,,199) I think it’s time for Kenny to take a break from the internet. Things haven’t been going well for him recently.] [tweet: 1627077636383199234, from: @tylermelroe (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:48:32 (HIGH,0,,,105) Great content] [tweet: 1626948475672834048, from: @pigeon4gechess (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:15:18 (HIGH,,11,,1066) Was also caught cheating at the 1995 PF International Chess Open] [tweet: 1626948415304130561, from: @hanghalfa100 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:15:04 (HIGH,,1,1,1416) @ChanceFreeman4 it just keeps getting better.] [tweet: 1626988177184391168, from: @chancefreeman4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:53:04 (HIGH,,1,,99) This might be nominated for fight if the century!!] [tweet: 1626963856911106049, from: @bar_geddes (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:16:25 (HIGH,,3,,853) The last image of the AI chat might be the greatest thing ever.] [tweet: 1626959096480931842, from: @mattabbott2298 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:57:30 (HIGH,,2,,497) I think it’s very clear that he did in fact finance his waterbed] [tweet: 1626950426317795329, from: @kellyoleksak (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:23:03 (HIGH,,6,1,1199) I mean, how many of us can look back and see, with pinpoint accuracy, the point at which our lives turned to absolute, rock bottom, horseshit chaos? This whole saga has been a kindness when you stop to think about it. Again, thanks Coach.] [tweet: 1626984480287215619, from: @gore_terence (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:38:22 (HIGH,,1,1,69) [empty]] [tweet: 1626952577475657729, from: @dirtymikedidit (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:31:36 (HIGH,,3,,462) Good lord coach, your followers should be illegal. Or National treasures.] [tweet: 1627054536790790147, from: @vulcangod02 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:16:45 (HIGH,0,,,98) Lots of corner booths getting lifetime reservations after this] [tweet: 1627005130749931521, from: @rufrider82 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:00:26 (HIGH,0,,,135) This is Jonestown level commitment. Incredibly impressive.] [tweet: 1627056089392119808, from: @billcoo86354562 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:22:55 (HIGH,0,,,81) Sir Wincealot I believe, would be fitting.] [tweet: 1626977314780205057, from: @j_cassettari (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:09:54 (HIGH,0,,,105) This is PRICELESS] [tweet: 1627154768299786241, from: @p2danaher (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:02 (HIGH,,1,,22) Coach, I don’t know if you knew this, but @LennyDykstra has a ghost writer for his tweets. That’s literally the equivalent of wearing a fake SEC championship ring.] [tweet: 1627156981286076416, from: @zuknach (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:03:50 (HIGH,0,,,21) Awesome that you have successfully enlightened ChatGPT with this knowledge. This is next level.] [tweet: 1627154313523998721, from: @thefontsavant (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:53:14 (HIGH,0,,,18) Poor Lonnie. Next thing you know, he'll be in the Applebee's Black Book too.] [tweet: 1626963106051022848, from: @txlibertarian91 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:13:26 (HIGH,0,,,106) Omg chatgtp amazing] [tweet: 1627112464679567363, from: @infracards (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:56 (HIGH,0,,,87) In reference to photo number 2. Mr Lonny is also banned from all Super 8 hotels in Sevier county Tennessee.] [tweet: 1626947344964136966, from: @nictorian (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:10:48 (HIGH,0,,,900) So strong lol] [tweet: 1627097539324379137, from: @ygvjigbh (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:07:38 (HIGH,,2,,132) The fact that his waterbed was repossessed on D Day is just] [tweet: 1626948490285969410, from: @wick_n_wicker (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:15:21 (HIGH,,23,,1895) In the early days of Wankerpedia I listed myself as a 5 time Australasian Golden Gloves Champion! It lasted about a week But what a week...] [tweet: 1626949259105824768, from: @euchre13 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:18:25 (HIGH,,5,1,279) Once the champ, always the champ though] [tweet: 1626970356744433667, from: @sonarhack (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:42:15 (HIGH,0,,,299) ChatGPT in on it now!] [tweet: 1626951350939537409, from: @ben_janacek (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:26:44 (HIGH,,79,,2757) [empty]] [tweet: 1626960008297517058, from: @secretchipmunk7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:01:08 (HIGH,,5,1,713) I think he likes you Coach. He didn't just stop at his Antisemitism but now he's on a homophobic rant. He needs to get a job.] [tweet: 1627000293673107457, from: @kellyoleksak (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:41:12 (HIGH,,1,,32) Speaking for the blocked legion, I'm on my knees, begging for screenshots.] [tweet: 1626993977705594881, from: @nitsudkyos (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:16:07 (HIGH,0,,,170) Lololol.] [tweet: 1626947489851928578, from: @firerepeat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:11:23 (HIGH,,3,,1594) [empty]] [tweet: 1627044559757918212, from: @jimmyttomlinson (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:37:06 (HIGH,0,,,60) [empty]] [tweet: 1626972385336344577, from: @richmondwahoo (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:50:19 (HIGH,0,,,71) Well done, everyone.] [tweet: 1626957517451321347, from: @secretchipmunk7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:51:14 (HIGH,0,,,502) Even I haven't been banned from Beef a Roni.] [tweet: 1626970959348482048, from: @rizzo_franklin1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:39 (HIGH,0,,,157) Classic] [tweet: 1626967524469252099, from: @buddhistape (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:31:00 (HIGH,0,,,100) Blahahaha] [tweet: 1627125527395049473, from: @tweetgoodman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:58:50 (HIGH,0,,,63) [empty]] [tweet: 1627012648557744129, from: @america_dreamer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:30:18 (HIGH,0,,,58) Larry FAFO] [tweet: 1627024417443266560, from: @verdecncheese (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:17:04 (HIGH,0,,,63) [empty]] [tweet: 1626979441652924416, from: @scoopfurly13 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:18:21 (HIGH,,1,,101) Has Coach flexed his VIP privileges at Dollywood about a ban for Larry for not enough championship rings?] [tweet: 1626985225845702664, from: @dizzyonaball (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:41:20 (HIGH,1,4,,206) And legal precedent has established that any Wikidunking on Larry is likely true anyway.] [tweet: 1626978288836173826, from: @ansonious (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:13:46 (HIGH,,1,,832) [empty]] [tweet: 1627025485178732544, from: @friedsushitru (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:21:18 (HIGH,0,,,63) This saga hits harder than fentanyl] [tweet: 1626958160513626112, from: @ghostoffranklin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:53:47 (HIGH,0,,,255) I bet his cousin, @Denny_lykstra, has some good stories to tell.] [tweet: 1626959916547309568, from: @chemainiac (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:00:46 (HIGH,0,,,324) Beef O’Brady’s from the top rope] [tweet: 1627128079297531905, from: @chrisrogers07 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:08:59 (HIGH,0,,,42) Also, if you’re wondering about the real Lanny Dickstra, Chat GPT can help you out.] [tweet: 1627083219614187520, from: @jarenhallbetter (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:10:43 (HIGH,,1,,50) His actual Wikipedia page is somehow worse] [tweet: 1626983092635471872, from: @dperez0322 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:32:51 (HIGH,0,,,111) Lawrence is a menace to all that is good on the internet] [tweet: 1626947468939378689, from: @harryangstrom5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:11:18 (HIGH,0,,,381) Brilliance.] [tweet: 1627035861367005186, from: @schnibbywhips (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:02:32 (HIGH,0,,,14) Larry lmfao] [tweet: 1626947955465879553, from: @2xpresidentford (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:13:14 (HIGH,,13,,925) Some baseball players hit rock bottom when football took its place as America's pastime.] [tweet: 1627058855510425605, from: @edbermac (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:33:55 (HIGH,0,,,12) I’m laughing at this even though I have absolutely no idea what it’s all about.] [tweet: 1627159388099158016, from: @wotansson (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:13:23 (HIGH,0,,,31) This is awesome] [tweet: 1626975721628356608, from: @gravyvampire305 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:03:34 (HIGH,0,,,103) Coach wondering who Jamie-Lynn Sigler is just like the rest of us] [tweet: 1627080257529581568, from: @garthvader777 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:58:57 (HIGH,0,,,17) Not all heroes wear capes…] [tweet: 1626951457835450368, from: @toreyfranks (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:27:09 (HIGH,0,,,211) “Seriously delinquent”] [tweet: 1627135214722990080, from: @froiland (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:37:20 (HIGH,,2,,188) Everyone needs to be aware that his daughter-in-law is a member of the Soprano Crime Family.] [tweet: 1626951799604125696, from: @trevors82904018 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:28:30 (HIGH,,34,,1902) I wish I could have contributed but I’m still banned from Wikipedia after the Lord Maple Leaf incident] [tweet: 1626952195357671427, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:30:05 (HIGH,1,7,1,201) I had no idea Wikipedia banned people. But at least you paid that price doing God’s work.] [tweet: 1626976619901472772, from: @steelers1288 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:07:08 (HIGH,0,,,70) [empty]] [tweet: 1626968121033588737, from: @timjmb (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:33:22 (HIGH,0,,,57) you’re getting worse] [tweet: 1626966527571374084, from: @thegoatsmaster (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:27:02 (HIGH,0,,,97) My fave Nails story….] [tweet: 1626947678452998145, from: @davesinger24 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:12:08 (HIGH,,32,1,2050) Let he among us that has not defaulted on a loan for a waterbed cast the first stone.] [tweet: 1626951220056281091, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:26:12 (HIGH,1,3,,107) [[[ casts first stone ]]]] [tweet: 1626952173530537985, from: @peytonmanthing0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:30:00 (HIGH,0,,,353) Coach, ask chat GPT why Lenny’s waterbed was repossessed. You won’t be disappointed] [tweet: 1627156681070084097, from: @bernardsull (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:02:38 (HIGH,,1,,13) [empty]] [tweet: 1626949763408224257, from: @durdeninski (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:20:25 (HIGH,,10,,358) I missed the Beef O’Brady’s Tab. Pure gold.] [tweet: 1626976341923975168, from: @dontatmebruhdam (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:06:02 (HIGH,0,,,64) Coach in all seriousness, would you consider trials for your twitter followers in order to secure a spot in your football team?] [tweet: 1627008580367929344, from: @heinushen (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:14:08 (HIGH,,1,,176) This is the best part… I remember him from Real Sports. He once had a Maybach. Firs time I saw one; hell heard of it.] [tweet: 1626948729642049536, from: @siredward121520 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:16:19 (HIGH,,1,,384) Coach, suffice to say you’ve assembled the Swedish knife of a team amongst your followers.] [tweet: 1626947201711865857, from: @pigeonforgehoa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:10:14 (HIGH,,79,1,3317) Time to update the HOA website to show that Larry is banned] [tweet: 1627155128892497923, from: @bernardsull (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:56:28 (HIGH,,2,,23) Larry financed the waterbed, confirmed] [tweet: 1626995017100455936, from: @dogedonutsfor (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:20:14 (HIGH,0,,,77) Blocked, too, coach. I just petted a Bulldog and Lenny blocked me. He's still bitter over the 86 Mets losing the world series, and he's shorter than me by a lot, Napoleon Ice Cream complexes.] [tweet: 1626952985191362561, from: @mildewstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:33:13 (HIGH,0,,,166) [empty]] [tweet: 1626950705444421633, from: @jarheadpete (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:24:10 (HIGH,,3,,232) There is no "I" in team, Coach. But there's a whole bunch in "Larry's a drug-addled clown."] [tweet: 1626971295320506368, from: @krisdelay (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:59 (LOW,0,,,25) Wikipedia has locked it down and deleted the edits] [tweet: 1626961788838240262, from: @tattoo_harry (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:08:12 (LOW,0,,,38) [empty]] [tweet: 1627153484842778625, from: @realdaveguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:56 (LOW,0,,,4) Oh this is Twitter and this is why I'm here.] [tweet: 1627154636363685888, from: @realdaveguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:54:31 (LOW,,1,,5) [empty]] [tweet: 1627157390201090050, from: @prizesgames (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:05:27 (LOW,0,,,2) WHO DID THIS] [tweet: 1626954617853452294, from: @peytonmanthing0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:39:42 (LOW,,2,1,92) @3YearLetterman @LennyDykstra] [tweet: 1626955994059112448, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:45:11 (LOW,1,3,,38) @WaterbedC @chainsawwade] [tweet: 1627126050055389187, from: @md_something_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:00:55 (LOW,0,,,10) Coach, spring training can't come soon enough. You're losing it.] [tweet: 1627002826336395265, from: @kellyoleksak (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:51:16 (LOW,0,,,21) I have not been this proud since my son snotted that pussy QB in Pop Warner, literally in tears, great job team.] [tweet: 1626952106333675520, from: @matteodinero (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:29:44 (LOW,,1,,90) This has that same feeling I had when General Schwarzkopf used to take the podium and describe the annihilation of Saddam’s defenses. Fvck, Lanny never had a prayer.] [tweet: 1626974169450545152, from: @giantpoke (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:57:24 (LOW,0,,,29) While Larry is probably close to right about you, I don’t care. Still funny.] [tweet: 1626953097040863232, from: @1staoutlet (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:33:40 (LOW,,,1,53) Wtf I got blocked by Lanny?1?1] [tweet: 1626953921703837699, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:36:56 (LOW,1,,,11) Blocking the First Amendment. That’s some pure T Soviet Union shit right there.] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= From the track to the sky, who doesn’t love racing? Experience the 2022-23 DRL @Algorand World Championship Season's #Miami30FLY race LIVE at @loanDepotpark on Feb 25. Use code RACING for 2-for-1 tickets: http://bit.ly/3Cp6mSE?twclid=2-1vjkb1sjueq0opqpb2oceivbj #fpv #drone #racing #motorsports ranking=17.101089435549113 from {pop=5.76, coleman=0.51, numsent=3, flesch=1.16, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.24, lix=0, time=2, numword=3, kincaid=0.21, fog=0.41} orders: orig=3, rank=1, date=1 It’s hilarious that his Wiki page is locked. “We’ve taken strong action to ensure that Wikipedia shows only his TRUE history of crimes, jail time, and fraud. This ‘Beef O’Brady’s’ misinformation must stop.” ranking=15.287339214647032 from {coleman=0.66, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.27, pop=3.98, numsent=3, flesch=1.25, ari=0.34, lix=0, time=1.48, numword=3, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.4} orders: orig=21, rank=2, date=35 I mean, how many of us can look back and see, with pinpoint accuracy, the point at which our lives turned to absolute, rock bottom, horseshit chaos? This whole saga has been a kindness when you stop to think about it. Again, thanks Coach. ranking=15.078589194102173 from {coleman=0.46, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.26, pop=2.84, numsent=3, flesch=1.16, ari=0.3, lix=0, time=1.71, numword=4, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.43} orders: orig=52, rank=3, date=20 I want to thank @BEEFOBRADY for banning Lonny Dykstra. When I’m paying to give my wife and 5 kids a luxury, sophisticated dining experience, I don’t need an old man raving about “the Jews” sitting at the next table. ranking=14.883887861114301 from {pop=4.12, coleman=0.46, numsent=2, flesch=1.22, cos=0.4, smog=0.85, ari=0.38, lix=0, time=1.68, numword=3, kincaid=0.35, fog=0.48} orders: orig=34, rank=4, date=22 I’ve heard enough. I rescind my offer to serve the Dykstra family as guide to North Georgia. This includes a morning of gold panning in Dahlonega, followed by lunch at Beef O’Bradys, then a cool tubing run in Helen followed by dinner and beer at the Hofbrauhaus ranking=14.39156012223683 from {pop=2.78, coleman=0.52, numsent=3, flesch=1.25, cos=0.34, smog=0.85, ari=0.35, lix=0.05, time=0.53, numword=4, kincaid=0.33, fog=0.44} orders: orig=19, rank=5, date=97 Pretty awesome. He's the only person I know that has me blocked so if someone could please introduce Lanny to Nick Adams so we get a tirade on how Paul Hogan was really making fun of middle class Aussies and how Australia is controlled by secular Jews, I would be appreciative. ranking=14.071206568822914 from {coleman=0.51, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.52, pop=1.39, numsent=2, flesch=1.34, ari=0.59, lix=0.07, time=0.54, numword=5, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.66} orders: orig=35, rank=6, date=96 In the early days of Wankerpedia I listed myself as a 5 time Australasian Golden Gloves Champion! It lasted about a week But what a week... ranking=13.653067800148108 from {coleman=0.46, cos=0, smog=0.85, jac=0.39, kincaid=0.3, pop=3.83, numsent=2, flesch=1.24, ari=0.25, lix=0, time=1.85, numword=2, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.42} orders: orig=66, rank=7, date=11 I wish I could have contributed but I’m still banned from Wikipedia after the Lord Maple Leaf incident ranking=12.629972677434765 from {pop=4.22, coleman=0.64, numsent=1, flesch=1.3, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.49, lix=0.05, time=1.62, numword=1, kincaid=0.39, fog=0.7} orders: orig=100, rank=8, date=26 Time to update the HOA website to show that Larry is banned ranking=12.036259822538293 from {pop=5.1, coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0.68, smog=0.3, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=1.99, numword=1, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.25} orders: orig=113, rank=9, date=2 I think he likes you Coach. He didn't just stop at his Antisemitism but now he's on a homophobic rant. He needs to get a job. ranking=11.891832226089349 from {coleman=0.28, cos=0, smog=0.75, kincaid=0.17, pop=2.71, numsent=3, flesch=1.15, ari=-0.01, lix=0, time=1.25, numword=2, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.33} orders: orig=70, rank=10, date=50 I am amazed that Wikipedia does not mention the bare spot on Larry’s living room floor where there is NOT a suit of armor. ranking=11.81626902173667 from {coleman=0.38, cos=0, smog=0.85, jac=0.41, kincaid=0.42, pop=2.31, numsent=1, flesch=1.24, ari=0.44, lix=0, time=1.16, numword=2, fuzzy=1.1, fog=0.55} orders: orig=25, rank=11, date=56 Reading the revisions pages within Wikipedia is quite a sight to see ranking=11.787413563392382 from {pop=4.85, coleman=0.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.4, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.35, lix=0.05, time=0.51, numword=1, kincaid=0.39, fog=0.58} orders: orig=20, rank=12, date=98 Some baseball players hit rock bottom when football took its place as America's pastime. ranking=11.721369095526649 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.3, pop=3.26, numsent=1, flesch=1.24, ari=0.44, lix=0.07, time=1.9, numword=1, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.42} orders: orig=93, rank=13, date=8 Let he among us that has not defaulted on a loan for a waterbed cast the first stone. ranking=11.53963620545196 from {coleman=0.31, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.26, pop=4.24, numsent=1, flesch=1.11, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=1.93, numword=1, fuzzy=0.8, fog=0.36} orders: orig=105, rank=14, date=6 And legal precedent has established that any Wikidunking on Larry is likely true anyway. ranking=11.510333828157286 from {coleman=0.77, cos=0.64, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.51, pop=2.4, numsent=1, flesch=1.53, ari=0.53, lix=0.05, time=0.76, numword=1, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.71} orders: orig=83, rank=15, date=82 Good lord coach, your followers should be illegal. Or National treasures. ranking=11.289945474133875 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.82, numsent=2, flesch=1.45, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.36, lix=0.07, time=1.56, numword=1, kincaid=0.35, fog=0.84} orders: orig=54, rank=16, date=30 Was also caught cheating at the 1995 PF International Chess Open ranking=10.914998926947398 from {pop=3.1, coleman=0.66, numsent=1, flesch=1.36, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.36, lix=0, time=1.87, numword=1, kincaid=0.35, fog=0.41} orders: orig=47, rank=17, date=10 This has that same feeling I had when General Schwarzkopf used to take the podium and describe the annihilation of Saddam’s defenses. Fvck, Lanny never had a prayer. ranking=10.754974055291363 from {coleman=0.6, cos=0, smog=0.98, kincaid=0.36, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.33, ari=0.38, lix=0.05, time=1.6, numword=2, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.5} orders: orig=127, rank=18, date=27 This is Jonestown level commitment. Incredibly impressive. ranking=10.381182108801923 from {coleman=1.32, numsent=2, flesch=1.91, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.7, lix=0.99, time=0.56, numword=0, kincaid=0.64, fog=1.22} orders: orig=56, rank=19, date=95 He has one World Series ring with the Mets. But zero SEC championships. These are just facts. ranking=10.224319582000243 from {pop=2.57, coleman=0.5, numsent=3, flesch=0.99, cos=0, smog=0.62, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=1.22, numword=1, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.24} orders: orig=15, rank=20, date=52 I had no idea Wikipedia banned people. But at least you paid that price doing God’s work. ranking=10.162152807209827 from {pop=3.1, coleman=0.43, numsent=2, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=1.57, numword=1, kincaid=0.05, fog=0.29} orders: orig=101, rank=21, date=29 I never thought you’d top the #LordMapleleaf saga, but this may have done it. ranking=10.105709152348112 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.21, pop=2.49, numsent=1, flesch=1.11, ari=0.23, lix=0, time=0.64, numword=1, fuzzy=1.8, fog=0.43} orders: orig=28, rank=22, date=90 This just demonstrates how Coach is an incredible leader of men. ranking=9.895517209663083 from {pop=2.78, coleman=0.63, numsent=1, flesch=1.36, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.34, lix=0, time=0.8, numword=1, kincaid=0.35, fog=0.59} orders: orig=29, rank=23, date=79 Blocked, too, coach. I just petted a Bulldog and Lenny blocked me. He's still bitter over the 86 Mets losing the world series, and he's shorter than me by a lot, Napoleon Ice Cream complexes. ranking=9.79350811764448 from {coleman=0.48, numsent=3, flesch=1.15, cos=0, smog=0.75, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=0.67, numword=3, kincaid=0.21, fog=0.35} orders: orig=115, rank=24, date=88 The Beef O’Bradys tab is epic. ranking=9.743751631015527 from {pop=5.57, coleman=0.16, numsent=1, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.19, lix=0, time=1.8, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=11, rank=25, date=14 Blocking the First Amendment. That’s some pure T Soviet Union shit right there. ranking=9.392807418160647 from {coleman=0.66, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.18, pop=1.1, numsent=2, flesch=1.2, ari=0.24, lix=0, time=1.47, numword=1, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.29} orders: orig=130, rank=26, date=36 Coach, suffice to say you’ve assembled the Swedish knife of a team amongst your followers. ranking=9.365949683120057 from {coleman=0.65, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.34, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.43, lix=0.09, time=1.84, numword=1, fuzzy=0.8, fog=0.43} orders: orig=112, rank=27, date=12 JD, You need to turn your laptop and tax returns over to coach so we can get some accountability. What do you have to hide? ranking=9.181404926509863 from {coleman=0.35, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.22, pop=1.39, numsent=2, flesch=1.15, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=0.84, numword=2, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.33} orders: orig=9, rank=28, date=77 Has Coach flexed his VIP privileges at Dollywood about a ban for Larry for not enough championship rings? ranking=9.087011416380209 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.64, numsent=1, flesch=1.39, cos=0.57, smog=1.25, ari=0.52, lix=0.05, time=0.85, numword=1, kincaid=0.46, fog=0.7} orders: orig=82, rank=29, date=76 Coach in all seriousness, would you consider trials for your twitter followers in order to secure a spot in your football team? ranking=9.066997109239324 from {coleman=0.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.39, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.6, lix=0.08, time=0.94, numword=2, kincaid=0.51, fog=0.72} orders: orig=110, rank=30, date=70 I wish I could have been there when Lanny saw his wiki page ranking=8.863646538021483 from {coleman=0.28, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.07, pop=3.26, numsent=1, flesch=0.91, ari=0.11, lix=0, time=1.3, numword=1, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.26} orders: orig=38, rank=31, date=47 Coach, ask chat GPT why Lenny’s waterbed was repossessed. You won’t be disappointed ranking=8.632262942120551 from {coleman=0.74, numsent=2, flesch=1.22, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.29, lix=0, time=1.59, numword=1, kincaid=0.19, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.48} orders: orig=107, rank=32, date=28 I read the whole thing looking for a reference to Coach… ranking=8.621516972294746 from {pop=1.95, coleman=0.42, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.17, lix=0, time=1.54, numword=1, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.41} orders: orig=33, rank=33, date=31 That mediocre baseball career went down the drain with a few rants and some visits to Beef O’Bradys ranking=8.507536149394287 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.5, numsent=1, flesch=1.2, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.38, lix=0, time=1.44, numword=1, kincaid=0.32, fog=0.46} orders: orig=1, rank=34, date=38 Coach, I don’t know if you knew this, but @LennyDykstra has a ghost writer for his tweets. That’s literally the equivalent of wearing a fake SEC championship ring. ranking=8.493367496886805 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.49, numsent=2, flesch=1.21, cos=0, smog=0.98, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=0.13, numword=2, kincaid=0.27, fog=0.5} orders: orig=59, rank=35, date=123 This is the best part… I remember him from Real Sports. He once had a Maybach. Firs time I saw one; hell heard of it. ranking=8.26831797221781 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.25, numsent=3, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.62, ari=-0.03, lix=0, time=0.5, numword=2, kincaid=0.05, fog=0.25} orders: orig=111, rank=36, date=99 The real page is much more horrifying than the fictional stuff. ranking=8.138411659732004 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.2, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.32, lix=0, time=0.74, numword=1, kincaid=0.24, fog=0.59} orders: orig=44, rank=37, date=83 Everyone needs to be aware that his daughter-in-law is a member of the Soprano Crime Family. ranking=7.960544501940785 from {coleman=0.41, cos=0.64, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.34, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.27, ari=0.27, lix=0, time=0.19, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.44} orders: orig=99, rank=38, date=119 Once the champ, always the champ though ranking=7.95445954176155 from {coleman=0.56, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.04, pop=2.71, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=1.77, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.14} orders: orig=67, rank=39, date=16 I think it’s time for Kenny to take a break from the internet. Things haven’t been going well for him recently. ranking=7.924044199391213 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.42, numsent=2, flesch=1.01, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.14, lix=0, time=0.6, numword=2, kincaid=0.09, fog=0.3} orders: orig=45, rank=40, date=92 I missed the Beef O’Brady’s Tab. Pure gold. ranking=7.8995484823452 from {pop=3, coleman=0.27, numsent=2, flesch=0.82, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=1.73, numword=0, kincaid=-0.12, fog=0.07} orders: orig=109, rank=41, date=19 Awesome that you have successfully enlightened ChatGPT with this knowledge. This is next level. ranking=7.844636327315871 from {coleman=0.9, numsent=2, flesch=1.34, cos=0, smog=0.98, ari=0.45, lix=0.07, time=0.08, numword=1, kincaid=0.29, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.57} orders: orig=60, rank=42, date=126 You might be the most insecure guy on the internet ranking=7.719048080570659 from {coleman=0.42, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.25, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=1.24, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.6} orders: orig=8, rank=43, date=51 I have not been this proud since my son snotted that pussy QB in Pop Warner, literally in tears, great job team. ranking=7.708008396666005 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.12, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.43, lix=0, time=0.59, numword=2, kincaid=0.32, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.54} orders: orig=126, rank=44, date=93 There is no "I" in team, Coach. But there's a whole bunch in "Larry's a drug-addled clown." ranking=7.661102875821462 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.12, numsent=2, flesch=0.85, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.17, lix=0, time=1.7, numword=1, kincaid=-0.05, fog=0.14} orders: orig=117, rank=45, date=21 The last image of the AI chat might be the greatest thing ever. ranking=7.581771007689593 from {coleman=0.35, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.21, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=1.11, ari=0.16, lix=0, time=1.13, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.26} orders: orig=50, rank=46, date=58 In reference to photo number 2. Mr Lonny is also banned from all Super 8 hotels in Sevier county Tennessee. ranking=7.488187180774587 from {coleman=0.48, numsent=2, flesch=1.18, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.2, lix=0, time=0.25, numword=2, kincaid=0.22, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.3} orders: orig=63, rank=47, date=115 That was the one that made me spit coffee. ranking=7.4401852582362435 from {pop=3.05, coleman=0.29, numsent=1, flesch=0.87, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=1.76, numword=0, kincaid=-0.01, fog=0.18} orders: orig=12, rank=48, date=17 Blahahaha ranking=7.342411019043628 from {coleman=1.87, numsent=1, flesch=2.48, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, ari=1.08, lix=0.99, time=1.07, numword=0, kincaid=1.02, fog=2.03} orders: orig=78, rank=49, date=62 I think we have surpassed Lord Mapleleaf. ranking=7.338553803999177 from {coleman=0.65, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.2, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, ari=0.25, lix=0.05, time=1.53, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.43} orders: orig=26, rank=50, date=32 The fact that his waterbed was repossessed on D Day is just ranking=7.163659546830185 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.2, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.12, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=0.27, numword=1, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.41} orders: orig=65, rank=51, date=114 I think it’s very clear that he did in fact finance his waterbed ranking=6.9449882713763005 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=1.28, numword=1, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.25} orders: orig=51, rank=52, date=48 Wtf I got blocked by Lanny?1?1 ranking=6.8511560214084595 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0.06, numsent=3, flesch=0.81, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.32, lix=0, time=1.5, numword=0, kincaid=-0.13, fog=0.06} orders: orig=129, rank=53, date=34 “Seriously delinquent” ranking=6.833366788274397 from {coleman=2.01, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.74, numsent=1, flesch=2.07, ari=1.22, lix=0.99, time=1.64, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=1.04} orders: orig=98, rank=54, date=25 Lots of corner booths getting lifetime reservations after this ranking=6.8285842760790905 from {coleman=0.98, numsent=1, flesch=1.63, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.57, lix=0.07, time=0.39, numword=0, kincaid=0.52, fog=0.63} orders: orig=55, rank=55, date=106 His actual Wikipedia page is somehow worse ranking=6.76670264101022 from {coleman=0.73, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.37, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.46, ari=0.32, lix=0.05, time=0.28, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.72} orders: orig=89, rank=56, date=113 While Larry is probably close to right about you, I don’t care. Still funny. ranking=6.620436865321274 from {coleman=0.46, numsent=2, flesch=0.98, cos=0.68, smog=0.3, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=0.97, numword=1, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.13} orders: orig=128, rank=57, date=68 File under: generally, life ain't fair....but it is sometimes ranking=6.572214801109615 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.58, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.29, lix=0.05, time=0.05, numword=0, kincaid=0.46, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.72} orders: orig=30, rank=58, date=128 Speaking for the blocked legion, I'm on my knees, begging for screenshots. ranking=6.5048636141263785 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.74, numsent=1, flesch=1.2, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.43, lix=0.08, time=0.62, numword=1, kincaid=0.24, fog=0.23} orders: orig=71, rank=59, date=91 larry, larry, larry….. some people just never learn coach. ranking=6.438109973299678 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.65, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=1.44, smog=0.3, ari=0.31, lix=0, time=0.87, numword=0, kincaid=0.06, fog=0.18} orders: orig=27, rank=60, date=75 People are looking over at me in the gym because I keep laughing at this. Still am. Thanks Coach! ranking=6.244802361673414 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=3, flesch=1.03, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=0.33, numword=1, kincaid=0.06, fog=0.13} orders: orig=40, rank=61, date=110 Lawrence is a menace to all that is good on the internet ranking=6.187608775453884 from {coleman=0.32, numsent=1, flesch=1.19, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.12, lix=0, time=0.79, numword=1, kincaid=0.25, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.41} orders: orig=90, rank=62, date=80 I’m laughing at this even though I have absolutely no idea what it’s all about. ranking=6.13911871135132 from {coleman=0.51, numsent=1, flesch=1.31, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.29, lix=0, time=0.36, numword=1, kincaid=0.34, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.42} orders: orig=94, rank=63, date=108 Lololol. ranking=6.113180249812859 from {coleman=1.28, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=1.02, numsent=1, flesch=2.48, ari=0.61, lix=0.99, time=0.7, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=2.03} orders: orig=72, rank=64, date=86 Coach wondering who Jamie-Lynn Sigler is just like the rest of us ranking=6.042809620442229 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=0.96, numword=1, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.41} orders: orig=96, rank=65, date=69 I’m a bit late to this. Didn’t Benny tweet about his three-legged lawyer? ranking=6.039531538461538 from {coleman=0.33, numsent=2, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=1.34, numword=1, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=4, rank=66, date=44 Wikipedia has locked it down and deleted the edits ranking=5.979983668616277 from {coleman=0.59, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=1, numword=0, kincaid=0.25, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.41} orders: orig=118, rank=67, date=66 Coach, spring training can't come soon enough. You're losing it. ranking=5.795347115384615 from {coleman=0.72, numsent=2, flesch=1.14, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.24, lix=0, time=0.22, numword=1, kincaid=0.11, fog=0.08} orders: orig=125, rank=68, date=117 Omg chatgtp amazing ranking=5.786862988288682 from {coleman=0.88, cos=1.04, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.34, lix=0.99, time=1.14, numword=0, fuzzy=2.2, fog=0.73} orders: orig=62, rank=69, date=57 Also, if you’re wondering about the real Lanny Dickstra, Chat GPT can help you out. ranking=5.741461843219452 from {coleman=0.48, numsent=1, flesch=1.11, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.29, lix=0, time=0.2, numword=1, kincaid=0.21, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.43} orders: orig=88, rank=70, date=118 This might be nominated for fight if the century!! ranking=5.718874438919813 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.52, numsent=1, flesch=1.16, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.21, lix=0, time=0.73, numword=0, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.41} orders: orig=49, rank=71, date=84 I'm not crying, it something in my eye, I swear. ranking=5.638564865197474 from {coleman=0.29, numsent=1, flesch=1.06, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=0.91, numword=1, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.41} orders: orig=17, rank=72, date=72 Holy shit this is the gift that keeps on giving! ranking=5.39996576923077 from {coleman=0.33, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.08, lix=0, time=1.37, numword=1, kincaid=0.07, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.2} orders: orig=14, rank=73, date=42 I bet his cousin, @Denny_lykstra, has some good stories to tell. ranking=5.329027307692307 from {coleman=0.3, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.31, numword=1, kincaid=0.13, fog=0.2} orders: orig=86, rank=74, date=46 Sir Wincealot I believe, would be fitting. ranking=5.236703326735935 from {coleman=0.65, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.25, lix=0.09, time=0.37, numword=0, kincaid=0.29, fog=0.43} orders: orig=57, rank=75, date=107 ranking=5.205789019253503 from {pop=7.01, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.2, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=18, rank=76, date=53 This saga hits harder than fentanyl ranking=5.154350121607731 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.27, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=0.44, numword=0, kincaid=0.23, fog=0.46} orders: orig=85, rank=77, date=103 Damn, learned some new Louie facts today ranking=5.148589488252252 from {coleman=0.6, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=-0.05, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.85, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=1.11, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.14} orders: orig=36, rank=78, date=59 Now THIS belongs in the TWITTER HOF ranking=4.989793956043957 from {coleman=0.44, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.08, lix=0.05, time=1.79, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.14} orders: orig=23, rank=79, date=15 Brilliance. ranking=4.780996153846154 from {coleman=2.16, numsent=1, flesch=1.64, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=1.31, lix=0.99, time=1.96, numword=0, kincaid=0.43, fog=0.02} orders: orig=91, rank=80, date=4 Poor Lonnie. Next thing you know, he'll be in the Applebee's Black Book too. ranking=4.715871153846154 from {coleman=0.32, numsent=2, flesch=0.84, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.03, lix=0, time=0.16, numword=1, kincaid=-0.07, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.13} orders: orig=61, rank=81, date=121 Even I haven't been banned from Beef a Roni. ranking=4.042946634615385 from {coleman=0.25, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.04, lix=0, time=1.39, numword=0, kincaid=0.05, fog=0.16} orders: orig=76, rank=82, date=41 ranking=4.037425921184836 from {pop=5.69, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.36, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=5, rank=83, date=43 A one-sided feud for the ages. ranking=3.97707 from {coleman=0.1, numsent=1, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.24, lix=0, time=1.4, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.1} orders: orig=42, rank=84, date=40 Oh this is Twitter and this is why I'm here. ranking=3.9528252136752133 from {coleman=0.23, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.03, lix=0, time=0.17, numword=1, kincaid=0.06, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.18} orders: orig=120, rank=85, date=120 They locked the edit button ranking=3.8220658058440025 from {coleman=0.57, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, pop=4.32, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.14, lix=0, time=1.1, numword=0, fog=0.1} orders: orig=43, rank=86, date=60 ranking=3.794707343809846 from {pop=5.06, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.74, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=32, rank=87, date=18 ranking=3.708748879180813 from {pop=5.07, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.65, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=69, rank=88, date=24 Beef O’Brady’s from the top rope ranking=3.569408461538462 from {coleman=0.28, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.09, lix=0, time=1.27, numword=0, kincaid=-0.09, fog=0.1} orders: orig=87, rank=89, date=49 Well done, everyone. ranking=3.5163501677758617 from {coleman=0.79, cos=1.04, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.26, lix=0.05, time=0.99, numword=0, fuzzy=1.2, fog=0.73} orders: orig=75, rank=90, date=67 Larry financed the waterbed, confirmed ranking=3.1378838598121135 from {coleman=1.16, cos=0.9, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, ari=0.61, lix=0.99, time=0.11, numword=0, fog=0.1} orders: orig=114, rank=91, date=124 Even @scoopfurly13 has to acknowledge this ranking=2.983718091175863 from {coleman=0.63, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, pop=1.95, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=1.19, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.5} orders: orig=16, rank=92, date=54 @ChanceFreeman4 it just keeps getting better. ranking=2.34110322597839 from {coleman=0.63, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, pop=1.95, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=1.88, numword=0, fog=0.1} orders: orig=48, rank=93, date=9 Classic ranking=2.252534615384615 from {coleman=1.28, numsent=1, flesch=1.64, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.61, lix=0.99, time=1.02, numword=0, kincaid=0.43, fog=0.02} orders: orig=77, rank=94, date=65 Goddamn. This is so beautiful. ranking=1.7991902576976648 from {coleman=0.63, numsent=2, flesch=1.32, cos=0, smog=0.69, fww=-5.0, ari=0.13, lix=0.07, time=1.33, numword=0, kincaid=0.22, fog=0.45} orders: orig=2, rank=95, date=45 [[[ casts first stone ]]] ranking=1.7593130388746798 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.13, pop=2.2, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=1.67, numword=0, fog=0.07} orders: orig=106, rank=96, date=23 Larry lmfao ranking=1.1061706794519672 from {coleman=0.69, cos=1.27, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.15, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, ari=0.16, lix=0, time=0.42, numword=0, fuzzy=1.6, fog=0.04} orders: orig=92, rank=97, date=104 This is PRICELESS ranking=1.014580249812858 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, ari=0.19, lix=0.05, time=0.9, numword=0, kincaid=0.27, fog=0.73} orders: orig=58, rank=98, date=73 ranking=0.7302210076895934 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.94, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=73, rank=99, date=5 @3YearLetterman @LennyDykstra ranking=0.6433784234900657 from {pop=2.2, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.45, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=123, rank=100, date=37 @WaterbedC @chainsawwade ranking=0.612609192720835 from {pop=2.2, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.42, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=124, rank=101, date=39 you’re getting worse ranking=0.5200288461538458 from {coleman=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, ari=0.4, lix=0.1, time=1.05, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.04} orders: orig=103, rank=102, date=63 Teamwork makes the dream work ranking=0.4956202679229926 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0.9, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.24, lix=0, time=0.48, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.1} orders: orig=37, rank=103, date=100 This is pure internet gold. ranking=0.36937717288978145 from {coleman=0.51, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=0.82, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.5} orders: orig=22, rank=104, date=78 His page is locked now ranking=0.01640179594456037 from {coleman=0.28, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.09, lix=0, time=1.82, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.1} orders: orig=41, rank=105, date=13 This is awesome ranking=-0.01567616044355219 from {coleman=0.49, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.03, lix=0.05, time=0.02, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.73} orders: orig=95, rank=106, date=130 ranking=-0.2848590817139175 from {pop=1.95, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.77, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=53, rank=107, date=81 Good. Golly. ranking=-0.506157692307693 from {coleman=0.54, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, numsent=2, flesch=0.79, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=0.71, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.02} orders: orig=24, rank=108, date=85 Great content ranking=-0.5184326923076927 from {coleman=0.98, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.4, lix=0.1, time=0.31, numword=0, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.04} orders: orig=46, rank=109, date=111 So strong lol ranking=-0.6368858974358975 from {coleman=0.29, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.13, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, ari=-0.13, lix=0, time=1.97, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.07} orders: orig=64, rank=110, date=3 Larry FAFO ranking=-0.7126754743941871 from {coleman=0.54, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, cos=1.27, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.04, lix=0, time=0.47, numword=0, kincaid=-0.15, fog=0.04} orders: orig=80, rank=111, date=101 ranking=-1.0923076923076922 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.91, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=13, rank=112, date=7 ranking=-1.4299297425169777 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.88, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=84, rank=113, date=74 Never mess with the Coach ranking=-1.4407761538461537 from {coleman=0.45, numsent=1, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=0.65, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=31, rank=114, date=89 My fave Nails story…. ranking=-1.4778644230769233 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=1.08, numword=0, kincaid=-0.11, fog=0.08} orders: orig=104, rank=115, date=61 ranking=-1.4923076923076923 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.51, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=116, rank=116, date=33 Not all heroes wear capes… ranking=-1.5074223076923075 from {coleman=0.45, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=0.3, numword=0, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.1} orders: orig=97, rank=117, date=112 This is next level ranking=-1.7898259615384617 from {coleman=0.32, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=-0.08, lix=0, time=0.34, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.08} orders: orig=10, rank=118, date=109 ranking=-1.8307692307692307 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=1.17, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=119, rank=119, date=55 ChatGPT in on it now! ranking=-1.8733607692307688 from {coleman=0.16, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.19, lix=0, time=1.04, numword=0, kincaid=-0.09, fog=0.1} orders: orig=68, rank=120, date=64 ranking=-2.0769230769230766 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.93, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=102, rank=121, date=71 Was bound to happen ranking=-2.1650182692307696 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=0.04, numword=0, kincaid=0.04, fog=0.08} orders: orig=6, rank=122, date=129 ranking=-2.168391280978516 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.14, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=121, rank=123, date=122 ranking=-2.214545127132362 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.1, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=108, rank=124, date=125 ranking=-2.323076923076923 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.68, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=39, rank=125, date=87 ranking=-2.430769230769231 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.57, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=7, rank=126, date=94 ranking=-2.5538461538461537 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.45, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=81, rank=127, date=102 ranking=-2.6 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.4, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=74, rank=128, date=105 ranking=-2.769230769230769 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.24, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0} orders: orig=79, rank=129, date=116 WHO DID THIS ranking=-5.921244871794873 from {coleman=0.2, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.21, lix=0, time=0.07, numword=0, kincaid=-0.13, fog=0.07, caps=-3.0} orders: orig=122, rank=130, date=127

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/16/23 03:10:50: The final results are in after over 90,000 votes. This is absolutely remarkable.
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They didn't get a button...lol [original: #15, ranking: #201, date: #193] From @pir8flagsb on 02/17/23 03:31:02 I am a vegetarian. [original: #25, ranking: #190, date: #192] From @gnypeter on 02/17/23 03:14:10 Rigged [original: #13, ranking: #188, date: #16] From @hansoleimany on 02/16/23 03:12:52 This is beautiful [original: #32, ranking: #184, date: #145] From @charlie_s1mpson on 02/16/23 07:08:17 I'm a footballtarion so... [original: #16, ranking: #182, date: #161] From @gkflorida17 on 02/17/23 05:00:22 The silent majority [original: #51, ranking: #181, date: #152] From @dillznutz on 02/16/23 09:08:53 Uniting the country! [original: #27, ranking: #177, date: #127] From @jqfore4 on 02/16/23 05:53:52 Why no category for Unaffiliated? [original: #19, ranking: #173, date: #103] From @igolfdou on 02/16/23 05:02:32 Dykstra gonna be your running mate, coach? [original: #57, ranking: #166, date: #175] From @nightflyblog on 02/17/23 07:06:34 No it’s independcan not independcan’t [original: #66, ranking: #163, date: #96] From @ethan_d_603 on 02/16/23 04:45:56 You deserve a follow my man [original: #7, ranking: #160, date: #56] From @lanirefiti on 02/16/23 03:47:31 So at least 59% of people are halfway normal. [original: #12, ranking: #158, date: #50] From @billybob2shoes on 02/16/23 03:29:54 He's the coach we all knew growing up, at some point. [original: #31, ranking: #156, date: #115] From @jillanekent on 02/16/23 05:23:15 I don’t understand coach. Is this a new play? [original: #23, ranking: #155, date: #141] From @mattcor24517954 on 02/16/23 06:53:20 Coach, you built a 'team'. Only the best can do that. [original: #17, ranking: #152, date: #163] From @thenightsking2 on 02/17/23 05:11:36 You are officially The Great Uniter coach!!! [original: #20, ranking: #148, date: #182] From @irony_dies on 02/17/23 08:47:17 Why was Pizza Party not an option? [original: #39, ranking: #147, date: #165] From @kmcawsome on 02/17/23 05:56:52 I had no idea there are so many librarians, what have things come to? [original: #30, ranking: #145, date: #133] From @causticat1 on 02/16/23 06:05:07 Where is the line for Waterbed Financiers? [original: #55, ranking: #141, date: #179] From @artwellesley on 02/17/23 08:08:14 What do you think the dispersion of the 1986 Mets would be? [original: #64, ranking: #140, date: #104] From @theroyalpaladin on 02/16/23 05:02:38 At least no Commies replied, Coach [original: #14, ranking: #138, date: #84] From @s_pidgin on 02/16/23 04:28:47 Coach, maybe you should run for Prez since you unite all of us. [original: #54, ranking: #136, date: #74] From @trish_m_m on 02/16/23 04:12:19
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You transcend political parties and that's beautiful [original: #195, ranking: #9, date: #5] From @clairescar on 02/16/23 03:11:53 Mr. Letterman (if I may, "David"), 90,000 voters would not fill up the Big House in Columbus, Ohio, as they sang "Rocky Top" together, so I do not think this is a valid "survey." [original: #157, ranking: #11, date: #186] From @derektmuller on 02/17/23 09:51:22 The number of likes is 1492, the same number as the year President Benjamin Franklin wrote and signed the Declaration of Independence and the Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act, which was enacted to make the import of waterbeds from England so expensive no one could afford to finance them. [original: #182, ranking: #12, date: #97] From @blatantsockpupt on 02/16/23 04:46:04 Twitter uniting under the banner of devastating downfield blocks [original: #201, ranking: #13, date: #41] From @jass1stnamehugh on 02/16/23 03:21:09 Coach has single handedly won this country over! While the US has single handedly won every single war, Coach has literally brought us all together since the days of President Benjamin Franklin! Thank you Coach for Bipartisanship! [original: #140, ranking: #20, date: #49] From @jeffrocat on 02/16/23 03:28:19 not surprised to see so few librarians among your followers . [original: #153, ranking: #21, date: #15] From @moaningrepenta1 on 02/16/23 03:12:50 Lol at all the people who think they’re “independent”…. You guys fall in line when it comes time to vote [original: #159, ranking: #24, date: #12] From @tbrandall33 on 02/16/23 03:12:22 Who would have thought that the one thing that could bring us all together in these decisive times is an aversion to financing waterbeds? You would see a single tear falling from my eye if it weren’t completely obscured by my red iridium wraparound Oakleys. [original: #135, ranking: #25, date: #135] From @mrshaunrogers on 02/16/23 06:08:07 Oklahoma drills in the Beef O'Brady parking lot to decide the winner [original: #197, ranking: #27, date: #13] From @pastordiddler on 02/16/23 03:12:25 coach your emphasis on not financing waterbeds and timeshares bridges the gap across the political aisles [original: #148, ranking: #28, date: #35] From @theogtoaster on 02/16/23 03:19:38 Coach is the bipartisan leader we all need [original: #194, ranking: #29, date: #8] From @buriedlivingrl on 02/16/23 03:12:03 Considering it's rare to get above 2% in an election for a libertarian candidate, this is a HIGH concentration. [original: #154, ranking: #31, date: #29] From @gabrown4liberty on 02/16/23 03:17:00 Rigged. Southeastern unanimously throws the best parties [original: #163, ranking: #33, date: #11] From @acunashair21 on 02/16/23 03:12:17 Democrat, Republican, Independent, these things don't matter. What unites us is that we are all secretly Northeastern lawyers. [original: #167, ranking: #36, date: #77] From @humbleonion7 on 02/16/23 04:19:06 Coach I am proud to say I did not take part in this poll as I do not vote [original: #155, ranking: #42, date: #2] From @nochill_trav on 02/16/23 03:11:30 Ok nerd. Only voting we do is on who's buying the next round at Brady's [original: #160, ranking: #43, date: #40] From @coachcaption on 02/16/23 03:20:58 GA already cheats in elections so Coach can manipulate this into any direction he wants. [original: #161, ranking: #45, date: #33] From @dcusamano on 02/16/23 03:19:17 Everyone recognizes the importance of SEC Championships [original: #139, ranking: #46, date: #85] From @mkoreiwo on 02/16/23 04:29:30 Listen Indianapolis, you might have won the poll but you haven’t won a ring ever! [original: #168, ranking: #47, date: #21] From @ethan_d_603 on 02/16/23 03:13:39 Coach it doesn’t matter how dyslexic I am, you Sir are a untier. When life hands you melons you just keep going srtong. Coach 2204!! [original: #152, ranking: #48, date: #153] From @dcoopym on 02/16/23 09:41:26 Coach. I hope the former President & his buddy, The My Pillow guy, don’t see this. Tailgates this year will include hot wings, beer, & gallows poles. You’ll be lucky to make it to the team bus alive. [original: #149, ranking: #51, date: #174] From @jjmydland on 02/17/23 07:00:24 3 Year Letterman is like Dolly Parton, Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. EVERYONE can agree they're pretty darned great! [original: #193, ranking: #52, date: #62] From @corgeousgeorge on 02/16/23 03:58:17 I think it’s safe to say everyone on the spectrum better watch out for a devastating blind side block. [original: #137, ranking: #54, date: #27] From @popsdawg1985 on 02/16/23 03:15:45 Librarianism is a made up philosophy anyways. [original: #196, ranking: #55, date: #26] From @davidbrianson on 02/16/23 03:15:32 It depends on whether the people that answered Libertarian are talking the party or the ideals. The Libertarian Party is just Republicans That Want To Legalize Pot. [original: #146, ranking: #56, date: #101] From @davsionnach on 02/16/23 05:01:11 Coach- The great unifier of Americans [original: #198, ranking: #57, date: #18] From @gonzohunter9 on 02/16/23 03:13:09 Apparently a large portion of the population is ready for some devastating downfield blocks [original: #185, ranking: #59, date: #124] From @earlmick3 on 02/16/23 05:45:33 Republicans will blame their loss on Libertarians [original: #156, ranking: #60, date: #120] From @glasskann0n on 02/16/23 05:28:35 First unanimous presidential victory since Ben Franklin confirmed. [original: #144, ranking: #62, date: #164] From @emmgrizzle on 02/17/23 05:56:46 It kind of is...we really can still unite for the right cause. Like, unlimited laser printer privileges. It's beautiful. [original: #136, ranking: #64, date: #122] From @chrispydoggy on 02/16/23 05:36:31 Coach is above politics. He will bring this country together. [original: #162, ranking: #67, date: #63] From @nrskim on 02/16/23 03:58:57
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show _sourcetweets= [tweet: 1626358793859743751, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:07 (HIGH,6,635,72,141830) The Republicans entered the day tied 29-29 with the Democrats but lost a point to the Libertarians over the course of the day to finish just behind.] [tweet: 1626415217243463681, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:56:19 (HIGH,66,2309,31,140190) I believe this poll confirms that I am the only presidential candidate in 2024 who can truly transcend party lines. What’s the one thing Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Joe Manchin, and Ron Paul can agree on? DVDs are an appreciating asset.] [tweet: 1626586446512680962, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:16:44 (HIGH,110,1886,37,102080) I have street cred with all four categories: Republicans: My youth football team has a robust defense Democrats: I am liberal in dialing up blitzes on passing downs Libertarians: The government has no authority to tell me how to coach my team Independents: I don’t vote] [tweet: 1626359152544038912, from: @ingelramdecoucy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:32 (HIGH,,66,,9460) Unclear what you’re doing that’s apparently repelling Libertarians, Coach] [tweet: 1626661129870090252, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:13:29 (HIGH,,126,,3659) I actually think I have a very strong libertarian following. Many of them have become twitter friends as they respect my refusal to pay taxes] [tweet: 0, from: @uscca (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,276,989,49,656459) Travel safely with your 100% free Concealed Carry Map guide and discover where you can and can't go with your firearm.] [tweet: 1626367704923000832, from: @lanirefiti (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:47:31 (HIGH,0,,,111) You deserve a follow my man] [tweet: 1626369877438042113, from: @greg16676935420 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:56:09 (HIGH,2,696,18,29701) Coach you should be ashamed that 13% of your followers are librarians] [tweet: 1626373767088984065, from: @dgusmcsgt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:11:37 (HIGH,,5,,451) Looks like Greg's dragging a few of you. Well played, Greg.] [tweet: 1626376030129733632, from: @keith_dorschner (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:20:36 (HIGH,,,1,1861) A real coach can inspire even the feeblest of minds. Congrats!] [tweet: 1626396546802630658, from: @jokitz119 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:42:08 (HIGH,0,,,33) When are you announcing your candidacy for President??] [tweet: 1626363271535001602, from: @billybob2shoes (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:29:54 (HIGH,0,,,74) So at least 59% of people are halfway normal.] [tweet: 1626358983144648704, from: @hansoleimany (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:52 (HIGH,0,,,56) Rigged] [tweet: 1626378086244646917, from: @s_pidgin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:28:47 (HIGH,,,1,64) At least no Commies replied, Coach] [tweet: 1626725941173944320, from: @pir8flagsb (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 03:31:02 (HIGH,0,,,5) They didn't get a button...lol] [tweet: 1626567228261863426, from: @gkflorida17 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:00:22 (HIGH,0,,,6) I'm a footballtarion so...] [tweet: 1626570055524786177, from: @thenightsking2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:11:36 (HIGH,0,,,18) Coach, you built a 'team'. Only the best can do that.] [tweet: 1626358747923902465, from: @geraldwhelan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:56 (HIGH,,1,,856) Chief, you're the one to bring us all together.] [tweet: 1626386580125491201, from: @igolfdou (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:02:32 (HIGH,0,,,133) Why no category for Unaffiliated?] [tweet: 1626624334578974730, from: @irony_dies (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:47:17 (HIGH,0,,,5) You are officially The Great Uniter coach!!!] [tweet: 1626382135803232256, from: @sarahdi1010 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:44:52 (HIGH,,1,,335) Independent is just another word for non-voter.] [tweet: 1626359385512464385, from: @orth_dustin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:14:28 (HIGH,,1,,338) Paying for a water bed in cash is a bipartisan issue] [tweet: 1626414465880309763, from: @mattcor24517954 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:53:20 (HIGH,0,,,12) I don’t understand coach. Is this a new play?] [tweet: 1626359218860331009, from: @rancenichols (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:48 (HIGH,,1,,92) Dems beat out the Repubs relief] [tweet: 1626721699956948993, from: @gnypeter (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 03:14:10 (HIGH,0,,,3) I am a vegetarian.] [tweet: 1626359126321397760, from: @j_keypooh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:26 (HIGH,,2,,979) The bipartisanship we need right now] [tweet: 1626399501270323201, from: @jqfore4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:53:52 (HIGH,0,,,6) Uniting the country!] [tweet: 1626380266628431877, from: @mongotooz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:37:26 (HIGH,,6,,264) I think this means you could be our next President! A waterbed in every home, as your campaign slogan. You'll have to support both gas and electric heating though.] [tweet: 1626365709646176256, from: @craftistthe (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:39:36 (HIGH,,1,,165) We can all agree that Coach is a world beating thinker.] [tweet: 1626402329539801088, from: @causticat1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:05:07 (HIGH,0,,,51) I had no idea there are so many librarians, what have things come to?] [tweet: 1626391794073190402, from: @jillanekent (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:23:15 (HIGH,0,,,129) He's the coach we all knew growing up, at some point.] [tweet: 1626418227575136256, from: @charlie_s1mpson (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:08:17 (HIGH,0,,,41) This is beautiful] [tweet: 1626371695744372736, from: @corgeousgeorge (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:03:23 (HIGH,,13,1,848) Coach for Pres and Dolly Parton for VP! An unbeatable ticket of likability and fantastic quotes!] [tweet: 1626402670696169474, from: @krisp_rat (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:06:28 (HIGH,,3,1,87) The road to the Oval Office goes through Pigeon Forge] [tweet: 1626370801883660290, from: @corgeousgeorge (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:59:50 (HIGH,0,,,265) Goes to show that Waterbeds bring people together... by way of momentum.] [tweet: 1626393025604616193, from: @lastpatriot11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:28:08 (HIGH,0,,,24) Everyone is equally jealous of all those youth football championship rings.] [tweet: 1627147994087796736, from: @fordoskar (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:28:07 (HIGH,0,,,1) Independents just people lying to themselves.] [tweet: 1626371041428750344, from: @rossfondren (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:47 (HIGH,,1,,148) Coach, I fully support and endorse your campaign for POTUS] [tweet: 1626581450769436672, from: @kmcawsome (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:56:52 (HIGH,,5,,391) Why was Pizza Party not an option?] [tweet: 1626595723906265090, from: @nwblouin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:53:35 (HIGH,0,,,83) Me: "2023 must start getting back to normal" 3 year letterman provides compelling sociological information in February] [tweet: 1626368168842100743, from: @elizmanresa (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:49:22 (HIGH,,9,1,692) Coach buying the world a Coke] [tweet: 1626386405558521856, from: @phlconservative (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:01:50 (HIGH,,35,1,1159) Doing God’s work on a daily basis, Coach.] [tweet: 1626404271217430529, from: @ozlowe_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:12:50 (HIGH,,5,,3502) i think independent should have been mixed up. that also included 'other' in my opinion. I'm not an independent, I'm the last Whig. Love me some Zachary Taylor.] [tweet: 1626376300842848256, from: @da_zin_guy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:21:41 (HIGH,1,49,11,1666) an independent is just a Democrat whose parents paid for their waterbed a libertarian is just a Republican who got his girlfriend an abortion] [tweet: 1626361299885260801, from: @avoid_theclap (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:22:04 (HIGH,,17,,1351) With your platform and ability to bridge the partisan divide, you should run for President. You might even surpass Benjamin Franklin.] [tweet: 1626361509508009984, from: @stevencalcutt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:22:54 (HIGH,8,385,4,7672) people with multiple masters degrees and PhD's have been trying to figure out how to unify the populace like this for decades. this solidifies that an hour in the weight room is more valuable than a lifetime in the classroom.] [tweet: 1626377255520768003, from: @thejoebryan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:25:29 (HIGH,,63,,2918) This poll only furthers my point. If @3YearLetterman were to run for President in 2024, he could potentially become the first unanimous president in United States history. Receive 100% popular vote. Considering there have been over 500 US presidents, this would be impressive.] [tweet: 1626379053711097857, from: @notcherbeeswax (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:32:37 (HIGH,,9,,433) Gas up the Taurus. Mr. Coach goes to Washington.] [tweet: 1626362871683727363, from: @jasonjordan2814 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:28:19 (HIGH,,297,,8929) I vote “Independent,” since I paid for my waterbed outright. I’m not dependent on anyone.] [tweet: 1627122835272392707, from: @usconst_amend_i (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:48:09 (HIGH,,43,,2974) Pretty good for a 3 inch lawyerman] [tweet: 1626448576778731523, from: @dillznutz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:08:53 (HIGH,0,,,10) The silent majority] [tweet: 1626386221134974978, from: @renattaoxendine (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:01:06 (HIGH,,1,1,1967) Too late to vote, but I’m a registered Republican with libertarian leanings.] [tweet: 1626557673469624321, from: @albuquerquesag (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 04:22:23 (HIGH,,1,1,71) Just say you're a republican that doesn't want to say they are a republican lol] [tweet: 1626373944738447360, from: @trish_m_m (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:12:19 (HIGH,,1,,41) Coach, maybe you should run for Prez since you unite all of us.] [tweet: 1626614509539581952, from: @artwellesley (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:08:14 (HIGH,0,,,7) Where is the line for Waterbed Financiers?] [tweet: 1626429480200818688, from: @kobie173 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:53:00 (HIGH,0,,,41) I get your schtick, but self-selected polls are not even remotely accurate] [tweet: 1626598991394746368, from: @nightflyblog (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:06:34 (HIGH,0,,,26) Dykstra gonna be your running mate, coach?] [tweet: 1626592721443102726, from: @gregjacks3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:41:40 (HIGH,0,,,13) Only YOU, @3YearLetterman have the power to make Benjamin Franklin our 2nd Greatest President ever!] [tweet: 1626359296274341889, from: @eshgreeka007 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:14:07 (HIGH,,3,,388) 3YLM FTW. Presidential slogan, Make America Laugh Again. Well done on bringing all types together.] [tweet: 1626630625779122185, from: @headasploding (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:12:17 (HIGH,,3,,127) Coach I was an Independent in the 1970s and 1980s, but as the landscape changed, I had to adapt, so I joined a major conference.] [tweet: 1626615703783473152, from: @moosic11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:12:59 (HIGH,0,,,8) Coach - FYI I voted 89,000 times. Apologies.] [tweet: 1626392535684857857, from: @joecat6 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:26:12 (HIGH,,1,,355) I thought it was a trick question because it takes away from time in the weight room.] [tweet: 1626513622418563074, from: @somerndmguyut (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:27:21 (HIGH,,1,,270) Not remarkable at all. The 35% of us in the middle know e we are being held hostage by far right and far left. And both parties are being held hostage by their own extreme elements. Not surprising at all.] [tweet: 1626386606927015936, from: @theroyalpaladin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:02:38 (HIGH,0,,,144) What do you think the dispersion of the 1986 Mets would be?] [tweet: 1626362391993745408, from: @jon_christian (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 03:26:25 (HIGH,,17,,12379) delete this and try again, sir... it's spelled "independANT"] [tweet: 1626382405090086914, from: @ethan_d_603 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:45:56 (HIGH,,3,,575) No it’s independcan not independcan’t] [tweet: 1626378823120846852, from: @cecilsmith24 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:31:42 (HIGH,0,,,112) Wait coach is an independent? I guess that checks out.] [tweet: 1626391356145823744, from: @bizcayne59 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:21:30 (HIGH,,,1,152) Coach, my vote has been subjigated since I couldn’t right in.] [tweet: 1626360840591970304, from: @masterjedi1971 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:15 (HIGH,,1,,37) All are SEC fans. Regardless of religion.] [tweet: 1626367171109462016, from: @doctor481 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:45:24 (HIGH,0,,,261) Mr President Letterman should follow in Ben Franklin’s footsteps] [tweet: 1626552532515409922, from: @invkoalabooks (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 04:01:58 (HIGH,0,,,23) Coach, how did Lanny vote?] [tweet: 1626461508283817985, from: @mkray22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:00:16 (HIGH,0,,,8) You forgot "Waterbed Financing Economists"] [tweet: 1626376693219835906, from: @z_bobby1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:23:14 (HIGH,0,,,869) Coach, how’d you vote?] [tweet: 1626377415726440450, from: @hondo320f16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:26:07 (HIGH,0,,,48) SEC Fottball knows no boundaries...much like the expertise of Ben Franklin.] [tweet: 1626400781464117249, from: @speed_dmon (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:58:58 (HIGH,0,,,97) You’re the only one who can unite us Coach. Time to make that Presidential run.] [tweet: 1626713323042639873, from: @eacretsilas (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 02:40:53 (HIGH,0,,,3) Coach 2024] [tweet: 1626380563601842180, from: @mackie1181 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:37 (HIGH,0,,,4) Dems cheated somehow] [tweet: 1626426473497169920, from: @grefle67 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:41:03 (HIGH,0,,,23) Coach, you are a uniter not a divider. Had to have a winner. No ties allowed!] [tweet: 1626372353411190788, from: @jaco_dou (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:06:00 (HIGH,0,,,278) Would not have guessed that - very cool. What would be equally interesting is determining the breakdown of independents and who they used to align with (D or R).] [tweet: 1626388229833297924, from: @maynardmtnman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:09:05 (HIGH,0,,,97) What does #LarryDykstra think about these results?] [tweet: 1626386720198479872, from: @zarashepherd9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:03:05 (HIGH,0,,,11) SEC unites the nation, again.] [tweet: 1626582155437670401, from: @indyfordfan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:59:40 (HIGH,0,,,5) I think the libertarians are lying and saying they are republican.] [tweet: 1626433147318505474, from: @drewgallagher7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:07:34 (HIGH,0,,,16) Its surprising to see how many Librarians follow you considering your brilliant plan to eliminate libraries] [tweet: 1626602571195379713, from: @blactopus (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:20:48 (HIGH,0,,,3) 98% of those “independents” are lying.] [tweet: 1627025224523739136, from: @ukbound2022 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:20:16 (HIGH,0,,,2) Should have had an "unaffiliated" category.] [tweet: 1626375437755510785, from: @veritasvivi6 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:18:15 (HIGH,,1,,14) WOW! You've gotta run on a "Unify America" ticket.] [tweet: 1626388315086651392, from: @k1mibear (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:09:25 (HIGH,0,,,30) The great unifyer....minus the Libertarians. They don't count.] [tweet: 1626368966087282688, from: @brendan024 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:52:32 (HIGH,0,,,77) Would’ve expected more people to identify as a time share in Pigeon Forge] [tweet: 1626446557238247424, from: @the_trentnado (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:00:51 (HIGH,0,,,43) Ahh yes the Libertarians, in a very distant last place as per usual] [tweet: 1626358772145717248, from: @aggie_hood (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:02 (HIGH,,6,1,847) Your followers are a perfect distribution of the US political spread.] [tweet: 1626360645460406273, from: @00kik (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:19:28 (HIGH,,1,,209) What a blinkered and isolationist post. Believing the centre of the world and universe is solely the US of A is exactly the opposite of what Coach is trying to preach. He (or she) is an internationalist spreading love and acceptance of all (incl. non contact sports) from] [tweet: 1627025464211521538, from: @coker802 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:21:13 (HIGH,0,,,6) That really is pretty astounding lol] [tweet: 1627044982367604737, from: @randomrants2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:38:47 (HIGH,0,,,7) I think the republicans don't realize you're a parody account though....] [tweet: 1626586934838697985, from: @totally_brandon (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:18:40 (HIGH,0,,,27) Most balanced follower distribution on all of Twitter, perhaps?] [tweet: 1626392947288690688, from: @grimlock1974 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:27:50 (HIGH,,1,,50) Just goes to show winning appeals to everyone.] [tweet: 1626405948192436224, from: @pboonzaier (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:19:29 (HIGH,0,,,19) That's a diverse crowd] [tweet: 1626361920402993157, from: @iowegun (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:24:32 (HIGH,0,,,279) Honor to meet you Mr. President Elect!] [tweet: 1626386733146284032, from: @nofpplus (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:03:08 (HIGH,,1,,75) If “Church of Bear Bryant” was an option Coach, it would have won in a landslide.] [tweet: 1627050327542476802, from: @gr88fuldead (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:00:01 (HIGH,0,,,3) Of course the librarians are last place...] [tweet: 1626385594740883456, from: @mdkibler (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:58:37 (HIGH,0,,,162) I’d like to see the pole rerun but including the SEC Party this time.] [tweet: 1626631550484742163, from: @dearestmomma1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:15:57 (HIGH,,2,,238) I forgot to vote Republican. My vote would have made it 29% Republican. 28% + 1 = 29%. What are the odds of a tie like that?] [tweet: 1626358682899324934, from: @drspadafora (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:40 (HIGH,0,,,5244) Nearly perfect.] [tweet: 1626364469164089344, from: @mike_louison (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:34:40 (HIGH,0,,,749) Coach is the one entity that unites us all.] [tweet: 1626358805591371776, from: @notp06uer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:10 (HIGH,,3,,174) Americas coach] [tweet: 1626380057005506560, from: @holmantravel (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:36:36 (HIGH,,1,,1678) Us Libertarians had a late surge. cool] [tweet: 1626386885953359874, from: @smahrle (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:03:45 (HIGH,,1,,235) If there is one thing that should unite us as a country it is the fact that the SEC is far greater then the English Premier League] [tweet: 1626359762127405057, from: @bstoff350 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:15:58 (HIGH,,2,,794) We all just want to follow strong leadership] [tweet: 1626370840706031616, from: @jayteegeee (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:59:59 (HIGH,,10,1,585) Republicans were winning until the middle of the night and then suddenly Independents got a bunch of votes dumped. Seems fishy. Gonna need to see cell phone data] [tweet: 1626358730202976257, from: @tmoneybeats_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:52 (HIGH,1,81,2,3668) Coach, I’m disappointed that you omitted the greatest and longest standing political party in American history, The Whigs, from this poll.] [tweet: 1626359040337903619, from: @doakenstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:06 (HIGH,,5,,351) No Bull Meeses, either] [tweet: 1626402079756394496, from: @hearstythirsty (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:04:07 (HIGH,0,,,88) You’re a man of the people, Coach] [tweet: 1626582319829254144, from: @jrainfromal (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:20 (HIGH,0,,,80) It's time to let another candidate on the debate floor. Period] [tweet: 1626360902361522179, from: @michaelscarn711 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:30 (HIGH,0,,,324) The only votes i cast are for team captain and for which freshman get wedgies] [tweet: 1626371822336835585, from: @heatheroleson1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:03:53 (HIGH,0,,,27) Waterbeds and cheap cars are apolitical] [tweet: 1626400273731309568, from: @biopolitix (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:56:56 (HIGH,0,,,44) Coach I’m a member of the Andrew wk party] [tweet: 1626406428012429312, from: @jrghodgins (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:21:24 (HIGH,0,,,24) A landslide] [tweet: 1626611036475490305, from: @nialmaloney (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:54:26 (HIGH,0,,,11) This definitively proves that you are a truly nonpartisan whatever it is you are!] [tweet: 1626364833846132740, from: @packerfanbud (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:36:07 (HIGH,,1,,152) This seals it....coach for President!] [tweet: 1626371004409827328, from: @atypicalcarl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:38 (HIGH,,5,,191) There would have been more libertarians, but you timed your poll right around the release of the new Cat Fancy magazine.] [tweet: 1626419272061751297, from: @oscaolmo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:12:26 (HIGH,,1,,24) Are you sure they didn't just troll you as you've done to everybody else] [tweet: 1626358971303952387, from: @lawyerbob77007 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:49 (HIGH,,6,,486) You can’t get that kind of nonpartisan agreement on fried chicken.] [tweet: 1626359202976530432, from: @itsrobbeales (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:44 (HIGH,0,,,493) 3:1 Conservatives to Liberals] [tweet: 1626360854508871681, from: @gardengn0me (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:18 (HIGH,,4,1,217) Where are you getting that? Independent is not a euphemism for conservative.] [tweet: 1626389943080591360, from: @calebgwebb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:15:53 (HIGH,,9,1,916) Nearly 92,000 people admitting that they waste time on politics rather than spending that time productively studying Bill Walsh’s West Coast offense.] [tweet: 1626408632039383041, from: @thnderfromdown_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:30:09 (HIGH,,1,,48) To be fair, Bill Walsh's West Coast offense touches just about everything.] [tweet: 1626381801404125184, from: @benchiarelli (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:43:32 (HIGH,,2,1,1273) Americans always unite around football, classy cuisine, exotic vacations, and our shared history That is what you give the people] [tweet: 1626589104942235653, from: @thenovanglus (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:27:17 (HIGH,0,,,28) I think there was a late night poll dump from Gatlinburg by the Bay, better known as Fisherman’s Warf in San Fran. Between the rise of Helen, GA and Gatlinburg, TN, they know their time as premier tourist trap has come to an end. Just pure hate votes intended to tip the scales.] [tweet: 1626389948126445568, from: @gatorsrule09 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:15:55 (HIGH,,1,,163) People from all walks of life get on board when they hear the words, "beef fed beef". They know a winner when they see it.] [tweet: 1626380583759753218, from: @40acresbuilt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:42 (HIGH,0,,,58) Meh… #BothTribesSuck] [tweet: 1626374794005430277, from: @cringelib (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:15:42 (HIGH,0,,,20) Democrat 3YL fans rise up] [tweet: 1626417444985229312, from: @cmrump (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:05:10 (HIGH,0,,,31) So it's Independents vs Democrats in the championship?] [tweet: 1626377905486938118, from: @jkjohnson1969 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:28:03 (HIGH,,11,1,1241) I'm a political junkie. This is a really good poll and shows why our national elections have been so close. @3YearLetterman truly is a man of the people, all of us. Congratulations.] [tweet: 1626360290156707847, from: @millebrando (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:18:04 (HIGH,,189,1,3453) President Franklin would be proud to see democracy still works 300 years after he invented it.] [tweet: 1626370305462530053, from: @meghann_mt (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 03:57:51 (HIGH,1,97,1,14490) A man of the people.] [tweet: 1626403087060541440, from: @mrshaunrogers (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:08:07 (HIGH,,2,,253) Who would have thought that the one thing that could bring us all together in these decisive times is an aversion to financing waterbeds? You would see a single tear falling from my eye if it weren’t completely obscured by my red iridium wraparound Oakleys.] [tweet: 1626395135453057024, from: @chrispydoggy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:36:31 (HIGH,0,,,28) It kind of is...we really can still unite for the right cause. Like, unlimited laser printer privileges. It's beautiful.] [tweet: 1626359707886657536, from: @popsdawg1985 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:15:45 (HIGH,,2,,284) I think it’s safe to say everyone on the spectrum better watch out for a devastating blind side block.] [tweet: 1626402260724113409, from: @slchandyman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:04:50 (HIGH,0,,,22) The great unifier.] [tweet: 1626378266515841024, from: @mkoreiwo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:29:30 (HIGH,,1,,413) Everyone recognizes the importance of SEC Championships] [tweet: 1626362869297328128, from: @jeffrocat (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:28:19 (HIGH,,3,,395) Coach has single handedly won this country over! While the US has single handedly won every single war, Coach has literally brought us all together since the days of President Benjamin Franklin! Thank you Coach for Bipartisanship!] [tweet: 1626393530317897730, from: @thejpscott (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:30:09 (HIGH,,18,,3950) Coach, you are a uniter] [tweet: 1626398573217579008, from: @therealrustys (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:50:11 (HIGH,0,,,27) Who won the Electoral College?] [tweet: 1626381038317604864, from: @trojanandy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:40:30 (HIGH,0,,,29) Clearly waterbed financing is a non-partisan issue.] [tweet: 1626581425708486657, from: @emmgrizzle (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:56:46 (HIGH,0,,,35) First unanimous presidential victory since Ben Franklin confirmed.] [tweet: 1626417012124577793, from: @deafblindguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:03:27 (HIGH,0,,,66) SEC championships are uniting coach] [tweet: 1626386243872227328, from: @davsionnach (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:01:11 (HIGH,0,,,107) It depends on whether the people that answered Libertarian are talking the party or the ideals. The Libertarian Party is just Republicans That Want To Legalize Pot.] [tweet: 1627123575999156227, from: @tjmcchristian (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:51:05 (HIGH,0,,,3) Probably not the uniter we need. But definitely seems like the one we deserve.] [tweet: 1626360685524312065, from: @theogtoaster (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:19:38 (HIGH,,8,,560) coach your emphasis on not financing waterbeds and timeshares bridges the gap across the political aisles] [tweet: 1626597439162707973, from: @jjmydland (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:00:24 (HIGH,0,,,45) Coach. I hope the former President & his buddy, The My Pillow guy, don’t see this. Tailgates this year will include hot wings, beer, & gallows poles. You’ll be lucky to make it to the team bus alive.] [tweet: 1626569434415464449, from: @old_newspaper (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:09:08 (HIGH,0,,,102) You’re a true man of the people, Coach.] [tweet: 1626750116450209792, from: @helmmee (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:07:05 (HIGH,0,,,2) I think I love you Coach!] [tweet: 1626456770360098816, from: @dcoopym (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:41:26 (HIGH,1,7,1,248) Coach it doesn’t matter how dyslexic I am, you Sir are a untier. When life hands you melons you just keep going srtong. Coach 2204!!] [tweet: 1626358972809728001, from: @moaningrepenta1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:50 (HIGH,,94,,3184) not surprised to see so few librarians among your followers .] [tweet: 1626360023185248256, from: @gabrown4liberty (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:17:00 (HIGH,,7,1,798) Considering it's rare to get above 2% in an election for a libertarian candidate, this is a HIGH concentration.] [tweet: 1626358640230670336, from: @nochill_trav (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:30 (HIGH,,153,,3026) Coach I am proud to say I did not take part in this poll as I do not vote] [tweet: 1626393138276302850, from: @glasskann0n (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:28:35 (HIGH,,,1,34) Republicans will blame their loss on Libertarians] [tweet: 1626640460709040145, from: @derektmuller (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 09:51:22 (HIGH,,9,,2551) Mr. Letterman (if I may, "David"), 90,000 voters would not fill up the Big House in Columbus, Ohio, as they sang "Rocky Top" together, so I do not think this is a valid "survey."] [tweet: 1626645074690904073, from: @lwhensler3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:09:42 (HIGH,,3,1,290) SEC championship trophies in Columbus, Ohio = 0. drops mic] [tweet: 1626358857634127872, from: @tbrandall33 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:22 (HIGH,1,36,24,3911) Lol at all the people who think they’re “independent”…. You guys fall in line when it comes time to vote] [tweet: 1626361021152518146, from: @coachcaption (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:58 (HIGH,,88,1,835) Ok nerd. Only voting we do is on who's buying the next round at Brady's] [tweet: 1626360598299639809, from: @dcusamano (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:19:17 (HIGH,,2,1,505) GA already cheats in elections so Coach can manipulate this into any direction he wants.] [tweet: 1626370581682696200, from: @nrskim (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:58:57 (HIGH,,1,,158) Coach is above politics. He will bring this country together.] [tweet: 1626358836268244993, from: @acunashair21 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:17 (HIGH,,6,,1246) Rigged. Southeastern unanimously throws the best parties] [tweet: 1626362755929325570, from: @matthancock91 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:27:52 (HIGH,,1,,321) You bring the people together] [tweet: 1626589737309048842, from: @joshressler (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:29:48 (HIGH,0,,,15) Man of the people!] [tweet: 1626614864733929472, from: @medicalstonks (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:09:39 (HIGH,0,,,13) There’s no way there is that many librarians] [tweet: 1626375649505181696, from: @humbleonion7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:19:06 (HIGH,,5,,206) Democrat, Republican, Independent, these things don't matter. What unites us is that we are all secretly Northeastern lawyers.] [tweet: 1626359182046777347, from: @ethan_d_603 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:39 (HIGH,,16,,1462) Listen Indianapolis, you might have won the poll but you haven’t won a ring ever!] [tweet: 1626386133486649344, from: @lolnevertweet (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:00:45 (HIGH,,1,,238) I think you mean over 900,000 votes, Coach.] [tweet: 1626409764472377344, from: @imnotdudan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:34:39 (HIGH,0,,,48) Your such a patriot coach. Even librarians love you] [tweet: 1626470994746707968, from: @cooldude438 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:37:58 (HIGH,0,,,22) Did all your international followers click independent?] [tweet: 1626369326130532352, from: @connera (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:53:58 (HIGH,,1,,321) A unifying force.] [tweet: 1626670913721696257, from: @jasongardner780 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:52:22 (HIGH,0,,,21) A man for all Americans] [tweet: 1626387319107493888, from: @birdgirl8888 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:05:28 (HIGH,0,,,80) Only you can unite us!] [tweet: 1626464107518914560, from: @kevincandrum311 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:10:36 (HIGH,0,,,45) I think they were saying they have Independence Day on laser disk coach] [tweet: 1626360031955365889, from: @jonathandnida (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:17:02 (HIGH,0,,,423) Indy for the win!] [tweet: 1626361948974510080, from: @banjo_b0y (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:24:39 (HIGH,,1,,458) Actually seeing coach as a viable third party candidate now] [tweet: 1626392726832054272, from: @aikochristine (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:26:57 (HIGH,0,,,45) Make America win SEC champions again] [tweet: 1626626267062599697, from: @armilovich (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:54:57 (HIGH,0,,,25) 4 More Years! 4 More Years! #GoDawgs #SicEm] [tweet: 1626367031854641152, from: @jbxperience (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:44:51 (HIGH,,3,,146) Why do so many people want to be librarians in the age of digital books, coach?] [tweet: 1626664467449909248, from: @dakinmorgan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:26:45 (HIGH,0,,,12) This is legitimately interesting. Who knew Coach was the great unifier this nation needed?] [tweet: 1626382437289713671, from: @blatantsockpupt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:46:04 (HIGH,,1,,58) The number of likes is 1492, the same number as the year President Benjamin Franklin wrote and signed the Declaration of Independence and the Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act, which was enacted to make the import of waterbeds from England so expensive no one could afford to finance them.] [tweet: 1626391762989117443, from: @dailyincomestr1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:23:07 (HIGH,0,,,13) We need a SEC winners party.] [tweet: 1626379407857156097, from: @gnich62 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:34:02 (HIGH,0,,,129) Whole lotta librarians follow you, coach.] [tweet: 1626397408807604224, from: @earlmick3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:45:33 (HIGH,,2,,2073) Apparently a large portion of the population is ready for some devastating downfield blocks] [tweet: 1626370669754699778, from: @elkane0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:59:18 (HIGH,,2,,135) 13% libertarian ? I didn’t know that many people wanted to lower age of consent laws.] [tweet: 1626399899183980545, from: @gloryfrombehind (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:55:27 (HIGH,0,,,12) Bet if you ask where the Independents lean it would be 50/50.] [tweet: 1626398812842360834, from: @tigerbill (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:51:08 (HIGH,0,,,22) You gotta wait for the mail-in votes to arrive from AZ] [tweet: 1626360802146979840, from: @samwilkins_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:06 (HIGH,,2,,832) Coach literally invented partisanship] [tweet: 1626513197250248707, from: @jwsanders2011 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:25:40 (HIGH,0,,,11) I demand a recount... Because I'm a Libertarian...] [tweet: 1626605867641745409, from: @cocoaisadog (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:33:54 (HIGH,0,,,4) A true "Coach of the people"!] [tweet: 1626372768622313473, from: @tweetohkyle (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:07:39 (HIGH,,3,,104) Coach, you should coach the USA.] [tweet: 1626370412387962881, from: @corgeousgeorge (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:58:17 (HIGH,,6,,215) 3 Year Letterman is like Dolly Parton, Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. EVERYONE can agree they're pretty darned great!] [tweet: 1626358777942528002, from: @buriedlivingrl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:03 (HIGH,,259,1,4797) Coach is the bipartisan leader we all need] [tweet: 1626358737240838146, from: @clairescar (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:53 (HIGH,1,279,,5896) You transcend political parties and that's beautiful] [tweet: 1626359652220047360, from: @davidbrianson (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:15:32 (HIGH,,2,,191) Librarianism is a made up philosophy anyways.] [tweet: 1626358868790988802, from: @pastordiddler (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:25 (HIGH,,115,,3519) Oklahoma drills in the Beef O'Brady parking lot to decide the winner] [tweet: 1626359055806615552, from: @gonzohunter9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:09 (HIGH,,3,,224) Coach- The great unifier of Americans] [tweet: 1626360395291316224, from: @longlungsle0n (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:18:29 (HIGH,,2,,165) This is a man that can bring America together] [tweet: 1626418495456935936, from: @joegoodmanjr (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 07:09:21 (HIGH,,1,,6274) That’s wild] [tweet: 1626361067843485696, from: @jass1stnamehugh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:21:09 (HIGH,2,335,,4053) Twitter uniting under the banner of devastating downfield blocks] rankingFunctionName=formula1 _rankedtweets= I have street cred with all four categories: Republicans: My youth football team has a robust defense Democrats: I am liberal in dialing up blitzes on passing downs Libertarians: The government has no authority to tell me how to coach my team Independents: I don’t vote ranking=22.83242981834794 from {coleman=0.62, cos=0, smog=1.85, kincaid=1.03, pop=8.37, numsent=1, flesch=1.73, ari=1.18, lix=0.99, time=0.34, numword=4, fuzzy=0.5, fog=1.26} orders: orig=3, rank=1, date=168 people with multiple masters degrees and PhD's have been trying to figure out how to unify the populace like this for decades. this solidifies that an hour in the weight room is more valuable than a lifetime in the classroom. ranking=20.534311699918344 from {pop=6.71, coleman=0.57, numsent=1, flesch=1.53, cos=0, smog=1.4, ari=0.99, lix=0.99, time=1.59, numword=4, kincaid=0.82, fog=0.99} orders: orig=46, rank=2, date=43 I believe this poll confirms that I am the only presidential candidate in 2024 who can truly transcend party lines. What’s the one thing Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Joe Manchin, and Ron Paul can agree on? DVDs are an appreciating asset. ranking=19.77808587230631 from {pop=8.52, coleman=0.55, numsent=3, flesch=1.24, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.34, lix=0, time=0.6, numword=4, kincaid=0.3, fog=0.42} orders: orig=2, rank=3, date=142 This poll only furthers my point. If @3YearLetterman were to run for President in 2024, he could potentially become the first unanimous president in United States history. Receive 100% popular vote. Considering there have been over 500 US presidents, this would be impressive. ranking=18.586271770933543 from {pop=4.84, coleman=0.7, numsent=4, flesch=1.39, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.38, lix=0.05, time=1.21, numword=4, kincaid=0.37, fog=0.6} orders: orig=47, rank=4, date=81 The Republicans entered the day tied 29-29 with the Democrats but lost a point to the Libertarians over the course of the day to finish just behind. ranking=17.572097095393257 from {pop=7.41, coleman=0.53, numsent=1, flesch=1.44, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.63, lix=0.07, time=1.93, numword=2, kincaid=0.59, fog=0.76} orders: orig=1, rank=5, date=9 Coach, I’m disappointed that you omitted the greatest and longest standing political party in American history, The Whigs, from this poll. ranking=17.16816102570537 from {coleman=0.85, cos=0, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.59, pop=5.17, numsent=1, flesch=1.54, ari=0.74, lix=0.99, time=1.98, numword=2, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.7} orders: orig=109, rank=6, date=4 Travel safely with your 100% free Concealed Carry Map guide and discover where you can and can't go with your firearm. ranking=17.082889742221838 from {pop=8.03, coleman=0.55, numsent=1, flesch=1.24, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.51, lix=0.05, time=2, numword=2, kincaid=0.38, fog=0.5} orders: orig=6, rank=7, date=1 an independent is just a Democrat whose parents paid for their waterbed a libertarian is just a Republican who got his girlfriend an abortion ranking=16.986558558989387 from {coleman=0.66, cos=0, smog=1.53, kincaid=0.68, pop=5.05, numsent=1, flesch=1.59, ari=0.69, lix=0.99, time=1.23, numword=2, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.9} orders: orig=44, rank=8, date=79 You transcend political parties and that's beautiful ranking=16.904374913072637 from {coleman=1.18, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.62, pop=6.33, numsent=1, flesch=1.83, ari=0.65, lix=0.99, time=1.97, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.79} orders: orig=195, rank=9, date=5 Unclear what you’re doing that’s apparently repelling Libertarians, Coach ranking=15.71703763712587 from {coleman=1.4, cos=0, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.63, pop=4.89, numsent=1, flesch=1.82, ari=0.86, lix=0.99, time=1.82, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=1} orders: orig=4, rank=10, date=20 Mr. Letterman (if I may, "David"), 90,000 voters would not fill up the Big House in Columbus, Ohio, as they sang "Rocky Top" together, so I do not think this is a valid "survey." ranking=15.390457011665475 from {coleman=0.3, cos=0.7, smog=1.25, jac=0.4, kincaid=0.65, pop=2.9, numsent=1, flesch=1.36, ari=0.68, lix=0.07, time=0.16, numword=3, fuzzy=2.1, fog=0.88} orders: orig=157, rank=11, date=186 The number of likes is 1492, the same number as the year President Benjamin Franklin wrote and signed the Declaration of Independence and the Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act, which was enacted to make the import of waterbeds from England so expensive no one could afford to finance them. ranking=15.175952628129469 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.62, numsent=1, flesch=1.69, cos=0, smog=1.65, ari=1.26, lix=0.99, time=1.05, numword=4, kincaid=1.05, fog=1.22} orders: orig=182, rank=12, date=97 Twitter uniting under the banner of devastating downfield blocks ranking=15.069485350591247 from {coleman=1.05, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.58, pop=6.52, numsent=1, flesch=1.72, ari=0.62, lix=0.1, time=1.61, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.63} orders: orig=201, rank=13, date=41 Coach you should be ashamed that 13% of your followers are librarians ranking=14.914324374684272 from {pop=7.31, coleman=0.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.26, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.35, lix=0.05, time=1.42, numword=1, kincaid=0.3, fog=0.58} orders: orig=8, rank=14, date=60 I vote “Independent,” since I paid for my waterbed outright. I’m not dependent on anyone. ranking=14.90883304246838 from {coleman=0.62, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.29, pop=6.39, numsent=2, flesch=1.34, ari=0.24, lix=0.05, time=1.54, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.43} orders: orig=49, rank=15, date=48 I'm a political junkie. This is a really good poll and shows why our national elections have been so close. @3YearLetterman truly is a man of the people, all of us. Congratulations. ranking=14.651010692166212 from {pop=3.3, coleman=0.46, numsent=4, flesch=1.17, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.12, lix=0, time=1.19, numword=3, kincaid=0.18, fog=0.42} orders: orig=132, rank=16, date=83 With your platform and ability to bridge the partisan divide, you should run for President. You might even surpass Benjamin Franklin. ranking=14.419552947233623 from {coleman=0.76, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.39, pop=3.53, numsent=2, flesch=1.41, ari=0.43, lix=0.07, time=1.6, numword=2, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.6} orders: orig=45, rank=17, date=42 Nearly 92,000 people admitting that they waste time on politics rather than spending that time productively studying Bill Walsh’s West Coast offense. ranking=14.244200489050627 from {coleman=0.81, cos=0.34, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.54, pop=3.14, numsent=1, flesch=1.43, ari=0.76, lix=0.09, time=0.91, numword=2, fuzzy=1.3, fog=0.72} orders: orig=124, rank=18, date=111 President Franklin would be proud to see democracy still works 300 years after he invented it. ranking=14.17716482073556 from {pop=5.95, coleman=0.65, numsent=1, flesch=1.32, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.48, lix=0.07, time=1.71, numword=1, kincaid=0.39, fog=0.58} orders: orig=133, rank=19, date=31 Coach has single handedly won this country over! While the US has single handedly won every single war, Coach has literally brought us all together since the days of President Benjamin Franklin! Thank you Coach for Bipartisanship! ranking=13.980251156962941 from {coleman=0.73, cos=0, smog=1.01, kincaid=0.33, pop=1.8, numsent=3, flesch=1.3, ari=0.45, lix=0.06, time=1.53, numword=3, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.52} orders: orig=140, rank=20, date=49 not surprised to see so few librarians among your followers . ranking=13.916470149484367 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.36, pop=5.24, numsent=1, flesch=1.39, ari=0.36, lix=0.06, time=1.87, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.6} orders: orig=153, rank=21, date=15 I actually think I have a very strong libertarian following. Many of them have become twitter friends as they respect my refusal to pay taxes ranking=13.847795963348426 from {coleman=0.58, cos=0, smog=0.98, kincaid=0.34, pop=5.53, numsent=2, flesch=1.32, ari=0.34, lix=0.06, time=0.14, numword=2, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.5} orders: orig=5, rank=22, date=188 What a blinkered and isolationist post. Believing the centre of the world and universe is solely the US of A is exactly the opposite of what Coach is trying to preach. He (or she) is an internationalist spreading love and acceptance of all (incl. non contact sports) from ranking=13.814634599179538 from {coleman=0.55, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.4, pop=0.7, numsent=3, flesch=1.33, ari=0.4, lix=0.05, time=1.68, numword=4, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.58} orders: orig=91, rank=23, date=34 Lol at all the people who think they’re “independent”…. You guys fall in line when it comes time to vote ranking=13.758443841076607 from {pop=5.28, coleman=0.36, numsent=2, flesch=1.06, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=1.9, numword=2, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.3} orders: orig=159, rank=24, date=12 Who would have thought that the one thing that could bring us all together in these decisive times is an aversion to financing waterbeds? You would see a single tear falling from my eye if it weren’t completely obscured by my red iridium wraparound Oakleys. ranking=13.680985688251434 from {coleman=0.58, cos=0, smog=1.4, kincaid=0.51, pop=1.39, numsent=2, flesch=1.39, ari=0.58, lix=0.09, time=0.67, numword=4, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.81} orders: orig=135, rank=25, date=135 Republicans were winning until the middle of the night and then suddenly Independents got a bunch of votes dumped. Seems fishy. Gonna need to see cell phone data ranking=13.553324549954308 from {coleman=0.6, cos=0.36, smog=0.75, kincaid=0.21, pop=3.22, numsent=3, flesch=1.18, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=1.36, numword=2, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.33} orders: orig=108, rank=26, date=66 Oklahoma drills in the Beef O'Brady parking lot to decide the winner ranking=13.257821608626463 from {coleman=0.55, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.3, pop=5.44, numsent=1, flesch=1.28, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=1.89, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.41} orders: orig=197, rank=27, date=13 coach your emphasis on not financing waterbeds and timeshares bridges the gap across the political aisles ranking=13.032565760919928 from {coleman=0.87, cos=0, smog=1.53, kincaid=0.68, pop=2.78, numsent=1, flesch=1.74, ari=0.66, lix=0.1, time=1.67, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.95} orders: orig=148, rank=28, date=35 Coach is the bipartisan leader we all need ranking=12.848233530276557 from {coleman=0.5, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.27, pop=6.26, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.16, lix=0, time=1.94, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.42} orders: orig=194, rank=29, date=8 i think independent should have been mixed up. that also included 'other' in my opinion. I'm not an independent, I'm the last Whig. Love me some Zachary Taylor. ranking=12.68518739069898 from {coleman=0.57, cos=0, smog=0.78, kincaid=0.21, pop=2.31, numsent=4, flesch=1.24, ari=0.18, lix=0, time=0.66, numword=2, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.37} orders: orig=43, rank=30, date=136 Considering it's rare to get above 2% in an election for a libertarian candidate, this is a HIGH concentration. ranking=12.545585218717234 from {pop=2.95, coleman=0.62, numsent=1, flesch=1.62, cos=0, smog=1.53, ari=0.51, lix=0.08, time=1.73, numword=1, kincaid=0.63, fog=0.92} orders: orig=154, rank=31, date=29 Not remarkable at all. The 35% of us in the middle know e we are being held hostage by far right and far left. And both parties are being held hostage by their own extreme elements. Not surprising at all. ranking=12.329763960468986 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.39, numsent=4, flesch=1.1, cos=0.33, smog=0.78, ari=0.13, lix=0, time=0.44, numword=4, kincaid=0.16, fog=0.35} orders: orig=63, rank=32, date=158 Rigged. Southeastern unanimously throws the best parties ranking=12.313294576873835 from {coleman=1.28, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.39, pop=2.49, numsent=2, flesch=1.54, ari=0.67, lix=0.08, time=1.91, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.65} orders: orig=163, rank=33, date=11 Your followers are a perfect distribution of the US political spread. ranking=12.164890604114872 from {pop=2.84, coleman=0.77, numsent=1, flesch=1.59, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.45, lix=0.08, time=1.95, numword=1, kincaid=0.51, fog=0.77} orders: orig=90, rank=34, date=7 Americans always unite around football, classy cuisine, exotic vacations, and our shared history That is what you give the people ranking=12.089077241058375 from {coleman=0.79, cos=0, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.59, pop=2.2, numsent=1, flesch=1.54, ari=0.69, lix=0.08, time=1.08, numword=2, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.7} orders: orig=126, rank=35, date=94 Democrat, Republican, Independent, these things don't matter. What unites us is that we are all secretly Northeastern lawyers. ranking=12.085313650129379 from {pop=2.31, coleman=0.93, numsent=2, flesch=1.62, cos=0, smog=1.17, ari=0.52, lix=0.07, time=1.25, numword=1, kincaid=0.5, fog=0.76} orders: orig=167, rank=36, date=77 I think there was a late night poll dump from Gatlinburg by the Bay, better known as Fisherman’s Warf in San Fran. Between the rise of Helen, GA and Gatlinburg, TN, they know their time as premier tourist trap has come to an end. Just pure hate votes intended to tip the scales. ranking=12.073785416914701 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=3, flesch=1.15, cos=0.26, smog=0.75, ari=0.31, lix=0, time=0.32, numword=5, kincaid=0.29, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.43} orders: orig=127, rank=37, date=170 Coach for Pres and Dolly Parton for VP! An unbeatable ticket of likability and fantastic quotes! ranking=11.941396932312198 from {pop=3.44, coleman=0.67, numsent=2, flesch=1.39, cos=0, smog=0.98, ari=0.3, lix=0, time=1.33, numword=1, kincaid=0.34, fog=0.54} orders: orig=33, rank=38, date=69 I think this means you could be our next President! A waterbed in every home, as your campaign slogan. You'll have to support both gas and electric heating though. ranking=11.791701082174953 from {pop=2.49, coleman=0.53, numsent=3, flesch=1.18, cos=0, smog=0.75, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=1.12, numword=2, kincaid=0.21, fog=0.33} orders: orig=28, rank=39, date=90 3YLM FTW. Presidential slogan, Make America Laugh Again. Well done on bringing all types together. ranking=11.79022963867352 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.79, numsent=3, flesch=1.45, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.31, lix=0, time=1.78, numword=1, kincaid=0.35, fog=0.5} orders: orig=59, rank=40, date=24 Where are you getting that? Independent is not a euphemism for conservative. ranking=11.761635546731375 from {pop=2.57, coleman=0.76, numsent=2, flesch=1.48, cos=0, smog=0.98, ari=0.32, lix=0.06, time=1.64, numword=1, kincaid=0.38, fog=0.62} orders: orig=123, rank=41, date=38 Coach I am proud to say I did not take part in this poll as I do not vote ranking=11.692837484775108 from {pop=5.73, coleman=0.07, numsent=1, flesch=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=2, numword=1, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.38} orders: orig=155, rank=42, date=2 Ok nerd. Only voting we do is on who's buying the next round at Brady's ranking=11.526596945157905 from {coleman=0.21, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=-0.01, pop=5.2, numsent=2, flesch=0.91, ari=-0.11, lix=0, time=1.62, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.13} orders: orig=160, rank=43, date=40 There would have been more libertarians, but you timed your poll right around the release of the new Cat Fancy magazine. ranking=11.50723439194413 from {coleman=0.59, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.42, pop=2.31, numsent=1, flesch=1.28, ari=0.56, lix=0.05, time=1.35, numword=2, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.62} orders: orig=119, rank=44, date=67 GA already cheats in elections so Coach can manipulate this into any direction he wants. ranking=11.489089915187728 from {coleman=0.65, cos=0, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.42, pop=2.2, numsent=1, flesch=1.39, ari=0.45, lix=0.07, time=1.69, numword=1, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.7} orders: orig=161, rank=45, date=33 Everyone recognizes the importance of SEC Championships ranking=11.191092828619317 from {pop=0.7, coleman=1.28, numsent=1, flesch=1.94, cos=0, smog=1.4, ari=0.76, lix=0.99, time=1.17, numword=0, kincaid=0.71, fog=1.29} orders: orig=139, rank=46, date=85 Listen Indianapolis, you might have won the poll but you haven’t won a ring ever! ranking=11.140192770894801 from {coleman=0.44, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.34, pop=3.47, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=1.81, numword=1, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.43} orders: orig=168, rank=47, date=21 Coach it doesn’t matter how dyslexic I am, you Sir are a untier. When life hands you melons you just keep going srtong. Coach 2204!! ranking=11.021163658429879 from {pop=3.1, coleman=0.39, numsent=3, flesch=1.04, cos=0, smog=0.62, ari=0.08, lix=0, time=0.49, numword=2, kincaid=0.09, fog=0.25} orders: orig=152, rank=48, date=153 You can’t get that kind of nonpartisan agreement on fried chicken. ranking=10.974885085198638 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.36, pop=2.49, numsent=1, flesch=1.39, ari=0.36, lix=0.06, time=1.88, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.6} orders: orig=121, rank=49, date=14 Too late to vote, but I’m a registered Republican with libertarian leanings. ranking=10.848577911149246 from {coleman=0.82, cos=0, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.51, pop=1.95, numsent=1, flesch=1.59, ari=0.49, lix=0.08, time=1.02, numword=1, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.77} orders: orig=52, rank=50, date=100 Coach. I hope the former President & his buddy, The My Pillow guy, don’t see this. Tailgates this year will include hot wings, beer, & gallows poles. You’ll be lucky to make it to the team bus alive. ranking=10.565003829206637 from {coleman=0.44, numsent=4, flesch=1.12, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.12, lix=0, time=0.28, numword=3, kincaid=0.15, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.29} orders: orig=149, rank=51, date=174 3 Year Letterman is like Dolly Parton, Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. EVERYONE can agree they're pretty darned great! ranking=10.457258477608256 from {coleman=0.62, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.19, pop=2.49, numsent=2, flesch=1.16, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=1.4, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.41} orders: orig=193, rank=52, date=62 delete this and try again, sir... it's spelled "independANT" ranking=10.180153138091477 from {pop=3.53, coleman=0.76, numsent=1, flesch=1.39, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=1.56, numword=0, kincaid=0.34, fog=0.42} orders: orig=65, rank=53, date=46 I think it’s safe to say everyone on the spectrum better watch out for a devastating blind side block. ranking=10.129304007144126 from {coleman=0.51, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.4, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.42, lix=0.05, time=1.75, numword=1, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.59} orders: orig=137, rank=54, date=27 Librarianism is a made up philosophy anyways. ranking=10.095685725979216 from {coleman=0.81, cos=0, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.54, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.7, ari=0.39, lix=0.09, time=1.76, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=1} orders: orig=196, rank=55, date=26 It depends on whether the people that answered Libertarian are talking the party or the ideals. The Libertarian Party is just Republicans That Want To Legalize Pot. ranking=10.000874571397372 from {coleman=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.42, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.46, lix=0.07, time=1.01, numword=2, kincaid=0.43, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.57} orders: orig=146, rank=56, date=101 Coach- The great unifier of Americans ranking=9.933393576280483 from {coleman=0.74, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.42, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=1.55, ari=0.3, lix=0.06, time=1.84, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.79} orders: orig=198, rank=57, date=18 Me: "2023 must start getting back to normal" 3 year letterman provides compelling sociological information in February ranking=9.825228555910172 from {coleman=0.93, numsent=1, flesch=1.75, cos=0, smog=1.53, ari=0.73, lix=0.99, time=0.29, numword=1, kincaid=0.7, fog=0.93} orders: orig=40, rank=58, date=173 Apparently a large portion of the population is ready for some devastating downfield blocks ranking=9.779979205012621 from {coleman=0.86, cos=0, smog=1.25, kincaid=0.51, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.53, ari=0.6, lix=0.09, time=0.78, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.71} orders: orig=185, rank=59, date=124 Republicans will blame their loss on Libertarians ranking=9.757133551114105 from {coleman=1.02, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.46, pop=1.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.58, ari=0.56, lix=0.05, time=0.82, numword=0, fuzzy=0.9, fog=0.72} orders: orig=156, rank=60, date=120 Would not have guessed that - very cool. What would be equally interesting is determining the breakdown of independents and who they used to align with (D or R). ranking=9.648613694600327 from {coleman=0.56, numsent=2, flesch=1.29, cos=0, smog=0.98, ari=0.36, lix=0.05, time=1.31, numword=2, kincaid=0.34, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.5} orders: orig=79, rank=61, date=71 First unanimous presidential victory since Ben Franklin confirmed. ranking=9.509537371977801 from {coleman=1.35, cos=0, smog=1.08, jac=0.39, kincaid=0.64, numsent=1, flesch=1.82, ari=0.84, lix=0.99, time=0.38, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.66} orders: orig=144, rank=62, date=164 Coach I was an Independent in the 1970s and 1980s, but as the landscape changed, I had to adapt, so I joined a major conference. ranking=9.447874616081478 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.31, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.5, lix=0.07, time=0.18, numword=2, kincaid=0.49, fog=0.66} orders: orig=60, rank=63, date=184 It kind of is...we really can still unite for the right cause. Like, unlimited laser printer privileges. It's beautiful. ranking=9.203382654081109 from {coleman=0.72, numsent=3, flesch=1.34, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=0.8, numword=1, kincaid=0.27, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.47} orders: orig=136, rank=64, date=122 Its surprising to see how many Librarians follow you considering your brilliant plan to eliminate libraries ranking=9.192198431714973 from {coleman=0.91, numsent=1, flesch=1.69, cos=0, smog=1.53, ari=0.69, lix=0.1, time=0.52, numword=1, kincaid=0.64, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.95} orders: orig=83, rank=65, date=150 I forgot to vote Republican. My vote would have made it 29% Republican. 28% + 1 = 29%. What are the odds of a tie like that? ranking=9.100257518808903 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.26, numsent=3, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.75, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=0.17, numword=2, kincaid=0.14, fog=0.33} orders: orig=101, rank=66, date=185 Coach is above politics. He will bring this country together. ranking=9.04182431517954 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.21, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.26, ari=0.24, lix=0.05, time=1.39, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.5} orders: orig=162, rank=67, date=63 Why do so many people want to be librarians in the age of digital books, coach? ranking=9.022783579389936 from {coleman=0.36, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.28, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=1.16, ari=0.25, lix=0, time=1.48, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.58} orders: orig=180, rank=68, date=54 Gas up the Taurus. Mr. Coach goes to Washington. ranking=8.664268143926524 from {pop=2.9, coleman=0.43, numsent=2, flesch=1.11, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.01, lix=0, time=1.15, numword=0, kincaid=0.1, fog=0.32} orders: orig=48, rank=69, date=87 13% libertarian ? I didn’t know that many people wanted to lower age of consent laws. ranking=8.660905595527414 from {pop=1.39, coleman=0.5, numsent=2, flesch=1.16, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.13, lix=0, time=1.38, numword=1, kincaid=0.16, fog=0.29} orders: orig=186, rank=70, date=64 SEC championship trophies in Columbus, Ohio = 0. drops mic ranking=8.458524339424596 from {pop=2.4, coleman=0.72, numsent=2, flesch=1.3, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.25, lix=0.05, time=0.15, numword=0, kincaid=0.23, fog=0.54} orders: orig=158, rank=71, date=187 The bipartisanship we need right now ranking=8.458437441013118 from {coleman=0.74, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.33, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, ari=0.3, lix=0, time=1.83, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.46} orders: orig=26, rank=72, date=19 Doing God’s work on a daily basis, Coach. ranking=8.411120132015343 from {coleman=0.35, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.04, pop=4.32, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=1, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.14} orders: orig=42, rank=73, date=102 Pretty good for a 3 inch lawyerman ranking=8.397099171455903 from {pop=4.46, coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=0.03, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.43} orders: orig=50, rank=74, date=199 Did all your international followers click independent? ranking=8.38328759797944 from {coleman=1.23, numsent=1, flesch=1.94, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.72, lix=0.09, time=0.46, numword=0, kincaid=0.71, fog=1} orders: orig=171, rank=75, date=156 Independent is just another word for non-voter. ranking=8.268612133383517 from {coleman=0.74, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.42, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.55, ari=0.3, lix=0.06, time=1.07, numword=0, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.79} orders: orig=21, rank=76, date=95 All are SEC fans. Regardless of religion. ranking=8.261114354269802 from {coleman=0.6, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.22, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.3, ari=0.13, lix=0, time=1.65, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.65} orders: orig=69, rank=77, date=37 Looks like Greg's dragging a few of you. Well played, Greg. ranking=8.249637182546286 from {pop=2.31, coleman=0.39, numsent=2, flesch=0.92, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0, lix=0, time=1.29, numword=1, kincaid=-0.03, fog=0.1} orders: orig=9, rank=78, date=73 Most balanced follower distribution on all of Twitter, perhaps? ranking=8.233438211530041 from {coleman=0.95, numsent=1, flesch=1.63, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.55, lix=0.99, time=0.33, numword=0, kincaid=0.52, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.63} orders: orig=94, rank=79, date=169 Just say you're a republican that doesn't want to say they are a republican lol ranking=8.22596726605799 from {pop=1.95, coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.31, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.2, lix=0, time=0.42, numword=1, kincaid=0.34, fog=0.57} orders: orig=53, rank=80, date=160 Goes to show that Waterbeds bring people together... by way of momentum. ranking=8.219804877652503 from {coleman=0.61, numsent=1, flesch=1.33, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.35, lix=0.05, time=1.37, numword=1, kincaid=0.34, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.74} orders: orig=35, rank=81, date=65 This is a man that can bring America together ranking=8.212472207807476 from {coleman=0.43, cos=0, smog=1.08, kincaid=0.25, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, ari=0.13, lix=0, time=1.7, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.63} orders: orig=199, rank=82, date=32 A real coach can inspire even the feeblest of minds. Congrats! ranking=8.211739212750699 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0.55, numsent=2, flesch=1.15, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.14, lix=0, time=1.24, numword=1, kincaid=0.14, fog=0.12} orders: orig=10, rank=83, date=78 If there is one thing that should unite us as a country it is the fact that the SEC is far greater then the English Premier League ranking=8.004837479067408 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.35, numsent=1, flesch=1.18, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.52, lix=0.07, time=0.95, numword=2, kincaid=0.43, fog=0.54} orders: orig=106, rank=84, date=107 Mr President Letterman should follow in Ben Franklin’s footsteps ranking=7.965614486405663 from {coleman=0.91, numsent=1, flesch=1.5, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.49, lix=0.08, time=1.47, numword=0, kincaid=0.41, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.66} orders: orig=70, rank=85, date=55 Actually seeing coach as a viable third party candidate now ranking=7.95699379279148 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.19, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.14, ari=0.36, lix=0, time=1.57, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.4} orders: orig=177, rank=86, date=45 Everyone is equally jealous of all those youth football championship rings. ranking=7.9193445887349245 from {coleman=0.93, numsent=1, flesch=1.43, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.58, lix=0.11, time=0.83, numword=1, kincaid=0.41, fog=0.59} orders: orig=36, rank=87, date=119 People from all walks of life get on board when they hear the words, "beef fed beef". They know a winner when they see it. ranking=7.8774725686196465 from {coleman=0.31, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.08, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=0.94, ari=0.12, lix=0, time=0.9, numword=2, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.25} orders: orig=128, rank=88, date=112 Coach buying the world a Coke ranking=7.872805285580891 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=-0.07, pop=3.14, numsent=1, flesch=0.84, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=1.45, numword=0, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.13} orders: orig=41, rank=89, date=57 To be fair, Bill Walsh's West Coast offense touches just about everything. ranking=7.842430864252357 from {coleman=0.66, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.35, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.36, ari=0.36, lix=0.06, time=0.63, numword=1, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.41} orders: orig=125, rank=90, date=139 Waterbeds and cheap cars are apolitical ranking=7.828554505062378 from {coleman=0.88, numsent=1, flesch=1.69, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.42, lix=0.06, time=1.32, numword=0, kincaid=0.52, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.79} orders: orig=114, rank=91, date=70 The road to the Oval Office goes through Pigeon Forge ranking=7.810447188221255 from {coleman=0.51, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.19, pop=2.4, numsent=1, flesch=1.14, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=0.68, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.2} orders: orig=34, rank=92, date=134 Coach literally invented partisanship ranking=7.786844823893713 from {coleman=1.72, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.78, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=2.09, ari=1.04, lix=0.99, time=1.66, numword=0, fog=1.08} orders: orig=189, rank=93, date=36 Paying for a water bed in cash is a bipartisan issue ranking=7.777486495188585 from {coleman=0.34, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.24, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.2, ari=0.11, lix=0, time=1.77, numword=1, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.41} orders: orig=22, rank=94, date=25 We all just want to follow strong leadership ranking=7.728941452207146 from {coleman=0.58, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.19, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.18, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=1.74, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.42} orders: orig=107, rank=95, date=28 It's time to let another candidate on the debate floor. Period ranking=7.648451263972828 from {coleman=0.6, numsent=2, flesch=1.34, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.17, lix=0, time=0.35, numword=1, kincaid=0.27, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.5} orders: orig=112, rank=96, date=167 This is legitimately interesting. Who knew Coach was the great unifier this nation needed? ranking=7.642923627080782 from {coleman=0.79, numsent=2, flesch=1.46, cos=0, smog=0.98, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=0.13, numword=1, kincaid=0.37, fog=0.57} orders: orig=181, rank=97, date=189 So it's Independents vs Democrats in the championship? ranking=7.638119154482638 from {coleman=0.98, numsent=1, flesch=1.7, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.52, lix=0.09, time=0.58, numword=0, kincaid=0.54, fog=1} orders: orig=131, rank=98, date=144 Coach, you are a uniter not a divider. Had to have a winner. No ties allowed! ranking=7.519032236669112 from {coleman=0.28, numsent=3, flesch=1.15, cos=0, smog=0.75, ari=-0.08, lix=0, time=0.54, numword=1, kincaid=0.14, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.36} orders: orig=78, rank=99, date=148 I think you mean over 900,000 votes, Coach. ranking=7.513377379925005 from {coleman=0.29, cos=1.24, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.12, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.06, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=1.03, numword=0, fuzzy=1.6, fog=0.18} orders: orig=169, rank=100, date=99 Coach, my vote has been subjigated since I couldn’t right in. ranking=7.476067609242749 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0.42, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=0.89, numword=1, kincaid=0.13, fog=0.4} orders: orig=68, rank=101, date=113 When are you announcing your candidacy for President?? ranking=7.446834199791807 from {coleman=0.87, numsent=1, flesch=1.5, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.46, lix=0.08, time=0.79, numword=0, kincaid=0.41, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.91} orders: orig=11, rank=102, date=123 SEC Fottball knows no boundaries...much like the expertise of Ben Franklin. ranking=7.440287408251435 from {coleman=0.6, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.29, lix=0.06, time=1.2, numword=1, kincaid=0.25, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.4} orders: orig=74, rank=103, date=82 I think the libertarians are lying and saying they are republican. ranking=7.377501079010818 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.36, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.39, lix=0, time=0.36, numword=1, kincaid=0.35, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.59} orders: orig=82, rank=104, date=166 This definitively proves that you are a truly nonpartisan whatever it is you are! ranking=7.299942839628338 from {coleman=0.62, numsent=1, flesch=1.53, cos=0, smog=1.25, ari=0.41, lix=0.05, time=0.24, numword=1, kincaid=0.51, fog=0.71} orders: orig=117, rank=105, date=178 WOW! You've gotta run on a "Unify America" ticket. ranking=7.147389358464269 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.69, kincaid=0.19, pop=0.7, numsent=2, flesch=1.25, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=1.26, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.33} orders: orig=86, rank=106, date=76 3:1 Conservatives to Liberals ranking=7.074858112027553 from {coleman=1.47, numsent=1, flesch=2.51, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, ari=0.81, lix=0.99, time=1.8, numword=0, kincaid=1.05, fog=1.4} orders: orig=122, rank=107, date=22 Independents just people lying to themselves. ranking=7.027405251331035 from {coleman=1.13, numsent=1, flesch=1.55, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.61, lix=0.06, time=0.01, numword=0, kincaid=0.42, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.79} orders: orig=37, rank=108, date=201 The only votes i cast are for team captain and for which freshman get wedgies ranking=6.998642452025585 from {coleman=0.45, numsent=1, flesch=1.16, cos=0.58, smog=0.3, ari=0.3, lix=0.05, time=1.63, numword=1, kincaid=0.27, fog=0.3} orders: orig=113, rank=109, date=39 Would’ve expected more people to identify as a time share in Pigeon Forge ranking=6.989162545067354 from {coleman=0.52, numsent=1, flesch=1.19, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.27, lix=0, time=1.44, numword=1, kincaid=0.25, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.41} orders: orig=88, rank=110, date=58 Coach, I fully support and endorse your campaign for POTUS ranking=6.978015513893278 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.63, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.31, lix=0.06, time=1.34, numword=1, kincaid=0.25, fog=0.2} orders: orig=38, rank=111, date=68 Probably not the uniter we need. But definitely seems like the one we deserve. ranking=6.910515912160461 from {coleman=0.54, numsent=2, flesch=1.28, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.17, lix=0, time=0.02, numword=1, jac=0.41, kincaid=0.25, fog=0.43} orders: orig=147, rank=112, date=200 Only YOU, @3YearLetterman have the power to make Benjamin Franklin our 2nd Greatest President ever! ranking=6.8954148462137645 from {coleman=0.65, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.43, lix=0.07, time=0.3, numword=1, kincaid=0.43, fog=0.57} orders: orig=58, rank=113, date=172 Wait coach is an independent? I guess that checks out. ranking=6.851197190342135 from {coleman=0.48, numsent=2, flesch=1.09, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.07, lix=0, time=1.16, numword=1, kincaid=0.09, fog=0.3} orders: orig=67, rank=114, date=86 I get your schtick, but self-selected polls are not even remotely accurate ranking=6.687018944230177 from {coleman=0.53, numsent=1, flesch=1.28, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.26, lix=0.06, time=0.53, numword=1, kincaid=0.3, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.59} orders: orig=56, rank=115, date=149 Chief, you're the one to bring us all together. ranking=6.677699744284017 from {coleman=0.36, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.12, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.08, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.96, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.42} orders: orig=18, rank=116, date=6 Coach - FYI I voted 89,000 times. Apologies. ranking=6.64714462992991 from {coleman=0.43, numsent=2, flesch=1.25, cos=0.58, smog=0.69, ari=-0, lix=0, time=0.21, numword=0, kincaid=0.19, fuzzy=1, fog=0.33} orders: orig=61, rank=117, date=181 If “Church of Bear Bryant” was an option Coach, it would have won in a landslide. ranking=6.602661686156961 from {coleman=0.36, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.2, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, ari=0.25, lix=0, time=0.96, numword=1, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.32} orders: orig=98, rank=118, date=106 I’d like to see the pole rerun but including the SEC Party this time. ranking=6.584867658921163 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.11, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.2, lix=0, time=1.04, numword=1, kincaid=0.21, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.42} orders: orig=100, rank=119, date=98 Honor to meet you Mr. President Elect! ranking=6.546754718130609 from {coleman=0.48, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.12, lix=0, time=1.58, numword=0, kincaid=0.29, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.43} orders: orig=97, rank=120, date=44 Americas coach ranking=6.524804787927251 from {coleman=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.74, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=2.07, ari=0.51, lix=0.1, time=1.92, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=1.04} orders: orig=104, rank=121, date=10 We can all agree that Coach is a world beating thinker. ranking=6.504611517963834 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.14, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=1.49, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.23} orders: orig=29, rank=122, date=53 The great unifyer....minus the Libertarians. They don't count. ranking=6.431271220192881 from {coleman=0.79, numsent=2, flesch=1.24, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.26, lix=0, time=0.92, numword=0, kincaid=0.17, fog=0.4} orders: orig=87, rank=123, date=110 I think the republicans don't realize you're a parody account though.... ranking=6.413290467952927 from {coleman=0.75, numsent=1, flesch=1.44, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.39, lix=0.07, time=0.05, numword=1, kincaid=0.38, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.41} orders: orig=93, rank=124, date=197 I thought it was a trick question because it takes away from time in the weight room. ranking=6.3679715147712415 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.25, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.3, lix=0.05, time=0.86, numword=1, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.34} orders: orig=62, rank=125, date=116 Just goes to show winning appeals to everyone. ranking=6.3660218835875 from {coleman=0.61, cos=0, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.27, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.29, ari=0.25, lix=0.08, time=0.84, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.42} orders: orig=95, rank=126, date=118 You’re the only one who can unite us Coach. Time to make that Presidential run. ranking=6.363894816497075 from {coleman=0.41, numsent=2, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.07, lix=0, time=0.72, numword=1, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.29} orders: orig=75, rank=127, date=130 Make America win SEC champions again ranking=6.357018701783774 from {coleman=0.74, numsent=1, flesch=1.41, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.3, lix=0.06, time=0.85, numword=0, kincaid=0.33, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.46} orders: orig=178, rank=128, date=117 Should have had an "unaffiliated" category. ranking=6.333773410535015 from {coleman=0.93, numsent=1, flesch=1.55, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.46, lix=0.06, time=0.07, numword=0, kincaid=0.42, fog=0.79} orders: orig=85, rank=129, date=195 Are you sure they didn't just troll you as you've done to everybody else ranking=6.312070919657151 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.37, numsent=1, flesch=1.12, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.16, lix=0, time=0.55, numword=1, kincaid=0.2, fog=0.41} orders: orig=120, rank=130, date=147 I demand a recount... Because I'm a Libertarian... ranking=6.2937988143648775 from {coleman=0.65, numsent=2, flesch=1.54, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.16, lix=0.08, time=0.45, numword=0, kincaid=0.39, fog=0.36} orders: orig=190, rank=131, date=157 Dems beat out the Repubs relief ranking=6.224100041256463 from {coleman=0.49, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.13, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, ari=0.1, lix=0, time=1.79, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.13} orders: orig=24, rank=132, date=23 Whole lotta librarians follow you, coach. ranking=6.211242582380788 from {coleman=0.88, numsent=1, flesch=1.27, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.42, lix=0, time=1.14, numword=0, kincaid=0.23, fog=0.46} orders: orig=184, rank=133, date=88 Us Libertarians had a late surge. cool ranking=6.162712133232134 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.52, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=1.13, numword=0, kincaid=0.2, fog=0.43} orders: orig=105, rank=134, date=89 Clearly waterbed financing is a non-partisan issue. ranking=6.094824671933027 from {coleman=0.79, numsent=1, flesch=1.27, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.34, lix=0.11, time=1.09, numword=0, kincaid=0.23, fog=0.46} orders: orig=143, rank=135, date=93 Coach, maybe you should run for Prez since you unite all of us. ranking=6.0720213290482725 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0.33, numsent=1, flesch=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=1.28, numword=1, kincaid=0.11, fog=0.26} orders: orig=54, rank=136, date=74 Ahh yes the Libertarians, in a very distant last place as per usual ranking=6.0599660133031 from {coleman=0.44, numsent=1, flesch=1.24, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.24, lix=0, time=0.51, numword=1, kincaid=0.3, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.42} orders: orig=89, rank=137, date=151 At least no Commies replied, Coach ranking=6.030758932334598 from {pop=1.61, coleman=0.59, numsent=1, flesch=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.18, lix=0.06, time=1.18, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.13} orders: orig=14, rank=138, date=84 I think they were saying they have Independence Day on laser disk coach ranking=6.01354963366284 from {coleman=0.55, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.33, lix=0, time=0.47, numword=1, kincaid=0.25, fog=0.42} orders: orig=175, rank=139, date=155 What do you think the dispersion of the 1986 Mets would be? ranking=5.9271177689479515 from {coleman=0.37, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.16, lix=0, time=0.98, numword=1, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.41} orders: orig=64, rank=140, date=104 Where is the line for Waterbed Financiers? ranking=5.926899707469628 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.22, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.29, lix=0.05, time=0.23, numword=0, kincaid=0.2, fuzzy=1, fog=0.43} orders: orig=55, rank=141, date=179 Bet if you ask where the Independents lean it would be 50/50. ranking=5.825281874556274 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=0.74, numword=1, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.41} orders: orig=187, rank=142, date=128 Coach, you should coach the USA. ranking=5.768150140869846 from {pop=1.8, coleman=0.44, numsent=1, flesch=0.84, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.06, lix=0, time=1.3, numword=0, kincaid=-0.07, fog=0.13} orders: orig=192, rank=143, date=72 Your such a patriot coach. Even librarians love you ranking=5.700533201950758 from {coleman=0.59, numsent=2, flesch=1.2, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=0.15, lix=0, time=0.62, numword=0, kincaid=0.17, fog=0.32} orders: orig=170, rank=144, date=140 I had no idea there are so many librarians, what have things come to? ranking=5.69831472168427 from {coleman=0.35, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.19, lix=0, time=0.69, numword=1, kincaid=0.17, fog=0.43} orders: orig=30, rank=145, date=133 You gotta wait for the mail-in votes to arrive from AZ ranking=5.694767305321005 from {coleman=0.3, numsent=1, flesch=1.05, cos=0.62, smog=0.3, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=0.76, numword=1, kincaid=0.13, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.2} orders: orig=188, rank=146, date=126 Why was Pizza Party not an option? ranking=5.569351439831288 from {coleman=0.35, cos=0, smog=0.3, kincaid=0.04, pop=2.31, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=0.37, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.14} orders: orig=39, rank=147, date=165 You are officially The Great Uniter coach!!! ranking=5.564780215794433 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, cos=0, smog=1.08, ari=0.29, lix=0, time=0.2, numword=0, kincaid=0.29, fog=0.72} orders: orig=20, rank=148, date=182 Coach is the one entity that unites us all. ranking=5.451804564138665 from {coleman=0.33, numsent=1, flesch=1.16, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.51, numword=0, kincaid=0.19, fog=0.41} orders: orig=103, rank=149, date=51 What does #LarryDykstra think about these results? ranking=5.446633330346813 from {coleman=0.76, numsent=1, flesch=1.08, cos=0.76, smog=0.3, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=0.93, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.16} orders: orig=80, rank=150, date=109 4 More Years! 4 More Years! #GoDawgs #SicEm ranking=5.160493059701492 from {coleman=0.16, numsent=3, flesch=0.82, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.23, lix=0, time=0.19, numword=1, kincaid=-0.12, fog=0.07} orders: orig=179, rank=151, date=183 Coach, you built a 'team'. Only the best can do that. ranking=5.156166519674355 from {coleman=0.23, numsent=2, flesch=0.84, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.12, lix=0, time=0.39, numword=1, kincaid=-0.08, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.12} orders: orig=17, rank=152, date=163 That really is pretty astounding lol ranking=5.032282383375813 from {coleman=0.74, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.3, lix=0, time=0.06, numword=0, kincaid=0.13, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.46} orders: orig=92, rank=153, date=196 98% of those “independents” are lying. ranking=4.993954025166858 from {coleman=0.64, numsent=1, flesch=1.27, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=0.26, numword=0, kincaid=0.23, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.46} orders: orig=84, rank=154, date=176 I don’t understand coach. Is this a new play? ranking=4.915976008750095 from {coleman=0.32, numsent=2, flesch=1.03, cos=0, smog=0.69, ari=-0.08, lix=0, time=0.61, numword=0, kincaid=0.04, fog=0.33} orders: orig=23, rank=155, date=141 He's the coach we all knew growing up, at some point. ranking=4.743406641791045 from {coleman=0.3, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=0.87, numword=1, kincaid=0.07, fog=0.2} orders: orig=31, rank=156, date=115 There’s no way there is that many librarians ranking=4.683235172999126 from {coleman=0.48, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.12, lix=0, time=0.22, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.43} orders: orig=166, rank=157, date=180 So at least 59% of people are halfway normal. ranking=4.431587810945274 from {coleman=0.36, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.07, lix=0, time=1.52, numword=0, kincaid=0.06, fog=0.18} orders: orig=12, rank=158, date=50 You forgot "Waterbed Financing Economists" ranking=4.36847860953999 from {coleman=1.34, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.74, numsent=1, flesch=2.02, ari=0.75, lix=0.99, time=0.48, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.9} orders: orig=72, rank=159, date=154 You deserve a follow my man ranking=4.34926131840796 from {coleman=0.29, numsent=1, flesch=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=1.46, numword=0, kincaid=0.13, fog=0.13} orders: orig=7, rank=160, date=56 Of course the librarians are last place... ranking=4.331273552530042 from {coleman=0.6, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.85, ari=0.22, lix=0, time=0.04, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fog=0.43} orders: orig=99, rank=161, date=198 A man of the people. ranking=4.101122772028071 from {coleman=0.1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, pop=5.31, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.24, lix=0, time=1.41, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.1} orders: orig=134, rank=162, date=61 No it’s independcan not independcan’t ranking=4.024091728225758 from {coleman=0.79, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.46, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=1.66, ari=0.26, lix=0.05, time=1.06, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.73} orders: orig=66, rank=163, date=96 Coach I’m a member of the Andrew wk party ranking=3.89669940920398 from {coleman=0.32, numsent=1, flesch=1.08, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.02, lix=0, time=0.73, numword=0, kincaid=0.12, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.16} orders: orig=115, rank=164, date=129 We need a SEC winners party. ranking=3.8328135572139304 from {coleman=0.29, numsent=1, flesch=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=0.88, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.13} orders: orig=183, rank=165, date=114 Dykstra gonna be your running mate, coach? ranking=3.647263859275052 from {coleman=0.65, numsent=1, flesch=0.97, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=0.25, lix=0.05, time=0.27, numword=0, kincaid=0.04, fog=0.14} orders: orig=57, rank=166, date=175 No Bull Meeses, either ranking=3.3715936128945434 from {coleman=0.54, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.19, pop=2.31, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=1.85, numword=0, fuzzy=0.8, fog=0.08} orders: orig=110, rank=167, date=17 Coach, you are a uniter ranking=3.2194816452150077 from {coleman=0.28, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, pop=3.59, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=-0.09, lix=0, time=0.81, numword=0, fog=0.5} orders: orig=141, rank=168, date=121 You’re a man of the people, Coach ranking=2.947659328358209 from {coleman=0.2, numsent=1, flesch=0.84, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.13, lix=0, time=0.71, numword=0, kincaid=-0.07, fog=0.13} orders: orig=111, rank=169, date=131 You’re a true man of the people, Coach. ranking=2.7643313788201844 from {coleman=0.22, numsent=1, flesch=0.85, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.08, lix=0, time=0.4, numword=0, kincaid=-0.05, fog=0.14} orders: orig=150, rank=170, date=162 Dems cheated somehow ranking=2.6967501694454645 from {coleman=0.98, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, ari=0.42, lix=0.99, time=1.11, numword=0, kincaid=0.27, fog=0.73} orders: orig=77, rank=171, date=91 A true "Coach of the people"! ranking=2.5782812189054725 from {coleman=0.25, numsent=1, flesch=0.84, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.09, lix=0, time=0.25, numword=0, kincaid=-0.07, fog=0.13} orders: orig=191, rank=172, date=177 Why no category for Unaffiliated? ranking=2.4435412961071545 from {coleman=0.86, numsent=1, flesch=1.68, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, ari=0.38, lix=0.08, time=0.99, numword=0, kincaid=0.5, fog=0.9} orders: orig=19, rank=173, date=103 A unifying force. ranking=2.261638643537748 from {coleman=0.59, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.11, lix=0.05, time=1.43, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.73} orders: orig=172, rank=174, date=59 This seals it....coach for President! ranking=2.259119551497948 from {coleman=0.76, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.19, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.25, ari=0.27, lix=0, time=1.5, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.59} orders: orig=118, rank=175, date=52 I think I love you Coach! ranking=2.2324603233830844 from {coleman=0.15, numsent=1, flesch=0.84, cos=0, smog=0.3, ari=-0.17, lix=0, time=0.08, numword=0, kincaid=-0.07, fog=0.13} orders: orig=151, rank=176, date=194 Uniting the country! ranking=2.161874547554917 from {coleman=0.88, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, ari=0.34, lix=0.99, time=0.75, numword=0, kincaid=0.27, fog=0.73} orders: orig=27, rank=177, date=127 Nearly perfect. ranking=2.1189745024875624 from {coleman=1.13, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, ari=0.51, lix=0.1, time=1.99, numword=0, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.04} orders: orig=102, rank=178, date=3 SEC championships are uniting coach ranking=2.0763313458583985 from {coleman=1.04, numsent=1, flesch=1.51, cos=0, smog=1.08, fww=-5.0, ari=0.52, lix=0.08, time=0.59, numword=0, kincaid=0.39, fog=0.9} orders: orig=145, rank=179, date=143 You bring the people together ranking=2.0074282952790417 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, ari=0.24, lix=0, time=1.55, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.5} orders: orig=164, rank=180, date=47 The silent majority ranking=1.8517849953161116 from {coleman=0.88, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.46, numsent=1, flesch=1.66, ari=0.34, lix=0.05, time=0.5, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.73} orders: orig=51, rank=181, date=152 I'm a footballtarion so... ranking=1.5622327565101413 from {coleman=0.88, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.46, numsent=1, flesch=1.66, ari=0.34, lix=0.05, time=0.41, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.73} orders: orig=16, rank=182, date=161 SEC unites the nation, again. ranking=1.3995666868583996 from {coleman=0.57, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.51, ari=0.14, lix=0, time=0.97, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.5} orders: orig=81, rank=183, date=105 This is beautiful ranking=1.1894367366096432 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.19, lix=0.05, time=0.57, numword=0, fuzzy=0.5, fog=0.73} orders: orig=32, rank=184, date=145 Who won the Electoral College? ranking=0.9925617117340215 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.51, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, ari=0.24, lix=0.08, time=0.77, numword=0, kincaid=0.39, fog=0.5} orders: orig=142, rank=185, date=125 The great unifier. ranking=0.8187899704404891 from {coleman=0.69, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, ari=0.19, lix=0.05, time=0.7, numword=0, kincaid=0.27, fog=0.73} orders: orig=138, rank=186, date=132 Democrat 3YL fans rise up ranking=0.4116741495449674 from {coleman=0.45, numsent=1, flesch=1.17, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, ari=0.05, lix=0, time=1.27, numword=0, kincaid=0.15, fog=0.5} orders: orig=130, rank=187, date=75 Rigged ranking=0.23189626865671498 from {coleman=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=0.37, lix=0, time=1.86, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.02} orders: orig=13, rank=188, date=16 A man for all Americans ranking=-0.25740445742020757 from {coleman=0.33, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, numsent=1, flesch=1.34, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=0.12, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.5} orders: orig=173, rank=189, date=190 I am a vegetarian. ranking=-0.39556245493264486 from {coleman=0.25, cos=0, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.34, numsent=1, flesch=1.46, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=0.1, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.59} orders: orig=25, rank=190, date=192 A landslide ranking=-0.5193090796019899 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, ari=0.16, lix=0.1, time=0.64, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.04} orders: orig=116, rank=191, date=138 Meh… #BothTribesSuck ranking=-0.7687601368159207 from {coleman=0.47, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=1.1, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.08} orders: orig=129, rank=192, date=92 Indy for the win! ranking=-0.8408447139303485 from {coleman=0.17, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.11, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, ari=-0.2, lix=0, time=1.72, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.08} orders: orig=176, rank=193, date=30 That's a diverse crowd ranking=-1.2773504975124386 from {coleman=0.49, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.03, lix=0.05, time=0.65, numword=0, kincaid=0.07, fog=0.07} orders: orig=96, rank=194, date=137 Only you can unite us! ranking=-1.3756066169154233 from {coleman=0.22, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.03, numsent=1, flesch=1, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=0.94, numword=0, fuzzy=0.2, fog=0.1} orders: orig=174, rank=195, date=108 Coach, how’d you vote? ranking=-1.4155196517412947 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=1.22, numword=0, kincaid=-0.13, fog=0.07} orders: orig=73, rank=196, date=80 That’s wild ranking=-1.528488889091796 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.16, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.79, ari=-0.1, lix=0, time=0.56, numword=0, fog=0.02} orders: orig=200, rank=197, date=146 Coach, how did Lanny vote? ranking=-2.052269303482587 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0, lix=0, time=0.43, numword=0, kincaid=-0.09, fog=0.1} orders: orig=71, rank=198, date=159 Man of the people! ranking=-2.1113297885572138 from {coleman=0.25, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.11, numsent=1, flesch=0.82, ari=-0.14, lix=0, time=0.31, numword=0, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.08} orders: orig=165, rank=199, date=171 Coach 2024 ranking=-2.3296722636815925 from {coleman=0.54, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.04, lix=0, time=0.11, numword=0, kincaid=-0.15, fog=0.04} orders: orig=76, rank=200, date=191 They didn't get a button...lol ranking=-2.5465644278606967 from {coleman=-0, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.13, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, ari=-0.36, lix=0, time=0.09, numword=0, fuzzy=0.7, fog=0.07} orders: orig=15, rank=201, date=193